Need to know if somebody else is obsessed with mummy joe's Kid Vampire. I have been quoting "For why?!" the entire week

i hate doing schoolwork why cant they just teach us, give us like 2 outputs, then give us exams and have everything rely on those three things. no more pop quizzes or groupworks please at this point, i would rather work individually. (crazy thing to say as an enfp) i hate math too, why am i learning math? i want to be a psychologist what the hell am i studying math for? real world? taxes? what, you're teaching me math so I can fund our corrupt government and have them ruin more lives? math is incentive for murder. nobody seriously needed anything outside of 3rd grade level math, honestly. i'm not listening to the stupid pythagorean theorem, didn't he kill the person who proved irrational numbers existed? didn't seem very rational of him. i'm losing my mind guys.

guys listen i think tina excels in economics but i think she hates it 'cause she's like "economies suck n make no sense! you can exploit these people easily, right dunkin?" and dunkin's nodding like he understands but actually he's failing everything except for english 'cause he reads classical literature for fun (second favorite hobby after guitar).

What's your favourite subject of human school? what about Bubby's? i think its high level that he was named after a fish

OMG KID CAN YOU DRESS PREPPY??????? PLEASE.

tina I’ve been working for weeks non stop please pay me I have a starving family

you'll get your paycheck next week! thanks for working so hard 🩷

"This Is What Papa Said Up In The Tree"

This is what papa said Up in the tree When I told him That nobody ought to love me Because I can't sing sweet And I can't bake treats And I can't bend over And reach my own feet

This is what papa said Up in the tree When I told him That nobody ought to love me

"You don't have to be like the sun Don't have to be warm all day You don't have to be so bright That people have to look away

You don't have to be like the mountain You don't have to be so strong Anybody ought to know that Every little hill belongs

You don't have to be like the tree You don't have to move so slow You don't always have to see Exactly where you want to go

All you have to do is know That the reason I love you Is for absolutely nothing but The gift that you are you

All you have to do is know That the reason I love you Is for absolutely nothing but The gift that you are you

~ Mummy Joe

lan sizhui: hanguang-jun, what do you do if the person you love bats their eyelashes when they want something? how do you say no?

lan wangji: you don’t.

lan sizhui:

lan wangji:

lan wangji: give up. give in.

WHY DO PEOPLE MAKE IT SEEM LIKE WEI WUXIAN IS AN INNOCENT BABY WHEN WHEN WHEN HE KILLED WEN CHAO VIA AUTO-CANNIBALISM & TORTURE. did we not consume the same media!?

Honestly, I’m not the biggest fan of retribution type stories. I don’t hate them or anything, I don’t even necessarily dislike them either, it’s just not something that really appeals to me most of the time.

But when Jin GuangYao got killed by the sword of his only friend and it‘s „revealed“ the whole plot (at least the „present day“ part) was puppeteered by Nie HuaiSang specifically to bring him down, because Jin GuangYao killed his brother? And he fucking gets away with it??

I was going apeshit, man. Screaming „good for him“ and „get his ass“ into the void.

heavy hc that lan jingyi is secretly ripped w the amount of handstands he has had to. im talking full on wwe wrestler arm build - i mean this boy has had to do handstands almost every other day probably since he was 11 with how much of a lan troublemaker he is. hitting arms, as always, ljy, and that's on unintentionally being a chaos gremlin.

This is absolutely horrendous that this is going on and there are countries openly supporting the acts of Israel. I do not understand where sympathy and empathy went, when we were all teaming up for Ukraine, where are we now for Palestine? What did the Palestinians do to deserve this? What would anyone do to deserve this?

Yesterday marked the 100th day of genocide. Please, do not get used to this. Our people, killed, bombed, kidnapped, stripped, executed and starved is not normal. Our kids in pieces, their body parts collected in bags is not normal.

Israel has killed 23,700 human. More than 10,300 child. We'd need 177 school bus to carry the Palestinian children killed by Israel in gaza. 10,022 fatherless child. 8,352 motherless child. The wounded have their wounds rot and die waiting in front of the crossing. Maggots seen inside alive people's wounds. 5,500 pregnant woman will give birth in the upcoming weeks. 100 Days of Genocide. 100 Days of the world watching silently.

I forgot to post this here😭😭😭😭

Sorry for IA

you're telling me that not a SINGLE PERSON on tumblr has talked about mummy joe?? the orphan short is totally something u would read on here

*this post was made before kid vampir *this was the first mummy joe post to ever land on tumblr

Lan Xichen giving advice : Do not pursue homoerotic friendships; He deceived everyone around him, killed my best friend, manipulated me, stole sect secrets, stole the stygian tiger seal, exploited it & basically unleashed chaos to the world.

The Lan disciples : zewu .. jun?

Lan Xichen, calm as ever, sips tea : Yes?

"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious

i love it when characters seem morally white at the start but then someone ruins their life and they go through darker paths and they encounter some sort of guilt because then, when it gets out that something happens to them, the outsiders will demonize them and the people close to them will feel extremely guilty for never having noticed something bad happening to their friend.