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there was a teenager aboard the oceangate submersible. do you think he deserved to die?? it's not his fault his dad was a fuckwad billionaire
Did he deserve to die? No absolutely not. None of them deserve to die. Especially in such a tragic and horrific way.
HOWEVER
Should I find some poetic justice in a bunch of arrogant dumbasses hoarding wealth and actively killing people and our planet daily by going to tour a mass grave of working class people for funsies in a DIY sub that had many MANY warning signs that there was the chance it may implode because the guy heading the expedition ignored safety precautions because millionares and billionaires are known to constantly cut corners to "save money" even though they have so much of it they could have funded making a proper vessel instead of picking the cheapest route and ended up suffering the consequences of being so exuberantly wealthy they just assumed they were above any and all laws of nature?
#how's the boot taste anon?#i work for wealthy people ya'll have no idea how shitty they are#ask#I'm allowed to have multiple complex feelings about a serious situation and find morbid humor due to my personal life perspective#while still retaining my basic level of human emapthay#I feel so bad for the teenager and French explorer the most with the info I've read#but 3 other clowns still walked into that clown car#and that parent is responsible for the death of his child#should have known better to put his child in a dangerous situation#period
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oh also also, baghera getting increasingly french at the end of the timer was so fucking funny and i love her so much, like when her and phil fought and phil killed her and her accent thickened until she abandoned words and made french noises CHEF'S KISS reminds me of when she played outlast w cellbit slime and jaiden and got progressively more french as the night wore on, genuinely had a blast hearing her progressively dropping more and more swears in french
also reminds me of something i THINK i remember, think it was her who said during brazil she kept accidentally speaking french to people because of how close she felt to them
#qsmp#baghera jones#debated on making this post bc i wasn't sure if people would think i was making fun? i'm not trying to; to be clear#it's something i've noticed w baghera in particular and really really love#(personally i trend to a southern drawl; i am not from the american south)#i genuinely really like it#idk if your first language is french and you think this is disrespectful i'll delete it just say the word#mine is english so idk how shitty we can be :( i know we can be awful#((tbh i usually kick Myself if i can't understand an accent bc i'm the damn native speaker i should be good at this language))#((like this is My Fault for not parsing i'm the one who knows what these words MEAN; COME ON))#these went on a tangent but in my defense it's technically 4 am here (daylight savings)#also i was watching team red. the entire event. and then until this very moment.#this speaks for itself i think#shut up vic#block game brainrot
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the magnus archives is officially too much of an influence on my life
i've been learning french for almost a month now and it means i'm saying "my name is" a lot more and every time i say it or read it my mind just goes to "je mappelle martin blackwood et je suis non solitaire plus"
or like when i'm practicing spanish!!!!! what the fuck!!!!! "me llamo martin blackwood y yo no soy solitario nunca màs"
GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
LEAVE ME ALONE [flashbang] AAAAGHHHH (/ref)
#its “my name is martin blackwood and i'm not lonely anymore” if u cant tell#☹️#like this is just#embarassing#i am not happy about my ability to quote the magnus archives in three languages#also PLEASE pardon the shitty grammar i dont know spanish or french fluently :( i am just a learner :(#the magnus archives#do not archive#dont let jonny see this one PLEASE#the magnus archive#tma#magnus archives#the magnus pod#martin blackwood#my name is 😔😔
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Laura browses the web
#hellsing#my art#seras victoria#Laura chastel#hellsing oc#my oc#oc posting#she lived in the French countryside basically her entire life. she has no idea what a ‘tumbler’ or a ‘tweeter’ is#seras what’s a jpeg#Alucard is no better#he sends shitty boomer memes and types with his index
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Ted Lasso S02E08 Man City || Ted Lasso S03E06 Sunflowers
#Ted Lasso#*mine: gif#Jamie Tartt#Phil Dunster#James Tartt#Kieran O'Brien#ted lasso spoilers#first Jamie is not his father but as one does with a shitty parent you work/think about not acting or being them a lot#or at least for me it is a thought in my head a lot to not be them#here's my thought on this we take bits and pieces from people in our lives sometimes it's a good thing sometimes it's a bad thing#you can make it your own though. also you might be the only one to make that connect to the person#unknowingly sometimes you just do that thing or act that way#even if that person is not your favorite or has hurt you#oddly this has made me realize that I write my 7s the French way just like the person I have not seen or heard from in 20 years#definitely thought about not posting this gifset and these tags. but I've rambled about this person in my tags before
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Bonjour tout le monde!
I'm ACE FLESH, and unlike the last mod, I don't know french. You can submit confessions through the askbox usually! It is currently open as of me typing this.
This blog is strictly for confessions about Dead Plate. You can mention other games/media if relevant to your confession, but don't send in anything not directly Dead Plate related please!
Specifics Under the Cut!
Specifics:
- Are NSFW confessions allowed?
• Ehhh....I'll probably go on a case-by-case basis for those, but maybe just avoid submitting them in general unless it's funny.
- Is Shipping allowed?
• Yup! Shipping confessions are allowed!
- How will the confessions work?
• EDIT: CHANGED HOW THEY WORK!!!
I will NOT be using the image method anymore that was exhausting me, it will just be the ask.
- Tags?
• My tag for confessions will be "dead plate confessions", my tag for non-confessions/mod posts will be "not a confession" and I will tag characters as "[Character] Dead Plate" for simplicity. I don't have any tw tags as of now since I doubt most fans of the game will have issues with the game's themes and topics (considering the fact they're fans of it) but if you want a specific confession trigger-tagged just let me know!
- Mod Info?
• used to be run by mod chef, but now its run by ace "@eatyourfleshh" flesh ^_^ check that blog for more info on modstuffs
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You know I had to do it to 'em
#enjoy my shitty edit 💕#this is canon conversation tHO#shay cormac#ac rogue#chevalier ac rogue#shay patrick cormac#I must do one with Arno and Ezio as well#French/ Italian rivalry my beloved ♥️
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tu parles???? français???
un peu!! j'ai dans le classe de français à l'ecole pour deux ans, et je regarde baghera et etoiles pour pratiquer l'écoute. je ne pas super a parle français, je suis boucoup mieux à l'écoute LMAO. mais! j'essaie mon meilleur.
#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#we have mail :]#im trying for the qsmp language day ^_^#i can speak a decent amount of french !! and understand a ton more hearing and reading wise than i do speaking wise#same with spanish i also understand that hearing wise but. :( cannot speak that at all#outside of numbers i do know a ton of numbers#anyway thank you for standing my very very shitty broken french <3#[Guy who's fighting for his life voice] jai fucking stupid et cannot parlé enough français#<- take that message i sent to jay while drafting this as a treat LMAO <3
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that guy
#one piece#eustass kid#my art#undescribed#<- its 2am and im brain has given up i'll go back tomorrow/later today to write some alt text#feel like i havent drawn anything serious in weeks. didnt vibe at first with the shading in the first one so i tried smth flatter.#i had thoughts i wanted to say about him but yeah. i like him. i like that he love his bestie a ton. and his style and kind of shitty#personality and worse temperament. he's fun. anyway goodnight. oh yeah. in french they translated a word as 'best friend' which made me#realized not a single characters that i can remember had ever called anyone best friend. then i check the english translation and turns out#they translated it as 'partner' (tis all about how kid and killer calls each other btw) a +100 eps later killer use the same word again thi#time its translated as 'partner' too and also i manage to catch the word these two been using. 'aibou' and well. there seems to Meanings an#all about this word im thinking i need to look it up properly when i remember to do it but i just happy these two love each other a lot yet#still refers to the others as 'teme' sometimes which man. so funny. i also love killer too btw. need to draw that hug. 12 years theyve been#in my life and i knew nothing of them till now its interesting feeling.
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More shitty rook hunt doodles for the soul
#rook hunt#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#twst fanart#twst#twst rook#twisted wonderland rook#shitpost#doodle#intentionally shitty art#my new pfp eventually this is why it exists lmaoo#pomefiore#always hate the French
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Jetlag beating my ass rn 😔
On a brighter note I'm enjoying my first day in Vienna! Luckily my sister speaks German so I've been using her to order food, but most of the people here speak English too so it's been helpful. It's pretty cold and rainy rn, reminds me of my stay in Leeds, but I've eaten like a crap ton of food. Austrian food is nice and all but I think the desserts are better than the meals tbh😭 . Staying here for 3 more days until I gotta catch my train to Prague for Christmas 👍👍
#might post some pics#watch this become a travel blog lmaoo#the train was surprisingly easy to navigate#easiest metro station ive been to so far#funnily enough an old french couple came up to me and asked me something in french#which I thought was funny because they just straight up assumed i knew french despite being in Austria#(they were right tho i was able to help them 💀)#im writing this down because I'm trying to stay awake and not fall asleep#it also helps with my shitty memory
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just some poet guy. definitely not fr*nch
#socialstuck#uquiz socialstuck#*blows into shitty french horn* ATTENTION EVERYONE I AM HERE TO ANNOUNCE A NEW QUIZ!#IM A QUOTEV STAN 💯💯#this is making me realize how inconsistent my y’s are#aj art#oc
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i made the fashion flies in the sims so they can hang out with my ocs yippeee
#bernard patrice and claude la salle. the cunty brothers.#(green used to be patrick to me but might as well go full french right lmao)#i cant WAIT for them to not like my ocs lmao oh you WILL be friends#can i put them in a random shitty lot then motherlode a bunch then sell that lot and move them into an actual good lot?#cause i dont wanna build a house i want them to move right next to my ocs lol#jules plays the sims 4
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i saw your latest v2 school post and I pitch to you the following: sukeban (the subculture)v2
waaa!! that was literally one of my main inspirations for her!! (actually really happy you linked it to the sukeban subculture!!)
though i imagine her more as a loner type, she would definitely have that kind of attitude, shoplifting around, brawling with everyone that looks at her weird, all that. but with sukeban often being actually full on organizations, with hierarchies and strict rules, i don’t think she’d actually be part of any actual groups, due to aforementioned loner attitude. though if she were a more sociable type, she’d definitely be really highly ranked, maybe the actual leader of a group.
there probably is a group of young delinquent machines (and maybe husks too!!) at her school that would count as a sukeban gang, but i imagine V2 either fully ignoring them or straight on fighting them off school grounds, maybe with weapons and all…
i also imagine the school she attends forbidding her to deploy her wings at all, due to them being where she hides any possible weapon. she probably has tried to sneak in a knife or a heavy duty cutter to school once or twice by trying to hide them under her skirt though, but they were quickly confiscated. (i also like to think she flares her wings as an intimidation tactic, just like V1)
i didn’t really want to give her the stereotypical sukeban attire due to it more often than not being based on sailor-style uniforms, and giving her one too would be a bit same-y as Gabriel and V1’s uniforms, since they are actually sailor-style. But i am realizing i actually did give V1 a sukeban adjacent look, in a way. i think they’d both be the kind to ruin their uniforms in a few weeks due to how much they fight, which leads to V2 having to buy multiple spare uniforms in advance so that she doesn’t have to bother having to go to the school store more times than she deems necessary (which ends up burning a significant part of her allowance). V1 just goes with the same torn up uniform until school staff calls them out and threaten expulsion if they don’t get a new uniform.
also after looking up sukeban subculture a bit more i learnt that the long skirt they sport was important since it was used to conceal the items they shoplifted as well as any weapons they carried, so giving V2 the slit in her skirt actually defeats that purpose, unfortunately (said slit was probably why she got caught when trying to bring weapons to school). the visible midriff isn’t really doable with the type of uniform i gave her either, so she wouldn’t perfectly fill the mould in that aspect either.
so, in the end, i guess she’s more a sukeban at heart than in appearance (if we were to abide strictly to stereotypes in terms of appearance). though in appearance she still remains very thug like.
#really though I’m so happy someone mentioned sukeban!!!#it’s a very interesting subculture and i wish i could find more info about it in english/french (in my case)#but yeah. delinquent v2. little brat.#v2 ultrakill#ultrakill#shitty school au#high school au#writing more details for this au as we speak!!#waaaaa!!!#also hope i used the word ‘sukeban’ correctly#if i didn’t i apologise :((#lots of words lots of words and i don’t even know if i answered anon properly :((#hope it’s still fun to read!! waaaaa
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I have another day of workshop and even if it's so interesting jesus I'm tired. 8 hours per day of lesson is already a lot but adding two full days of talking about numbers and sales and contracts has my head spinning 😵💫
Ngl crossing my fingers that I don't get called at work tomorrow, I want to finish some wips and sketch I have put to the side and I want to rest too asdfhkl
#way talks#i hate numbers#and I hate Italy#this place is so shitty if you want to do comics/illustrated books and all similare stuff#I really need to pick up french again bc at this point I'm starting to see it as my only option sigh
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100% constantly baffled by all those american teachers on tiktok who have to deal with the WILDEST stuff from their students with a customer service smile and attitude, knowing that 99% of those same students would NOT survive the savagery of the french education system
#teaching stuff#teacher stuff#LIKE#HE SAID WHAT AND YOU HAD TO SMILE????????????????#BECAUSE YOU COULD GET FIRED IF YOU EVER MISSTEPPED ONCE????????????#all I do all day is shut down some tomfoolery#and sometimes i sure as hell am not NICE about it#that sounds like fucking TORTURE#the french education has its flaws don't get me wrong MANY OF THEM#but goodness gracious if I cant call you out on your shitty behaviour and give you a piece of my mind in very chosen terms#what's the point of EDUCATION in the title
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