graduating with a ba in anthro in three weeks and no idea what to do with it and an underwhelming cv and resume 🫠
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I get the point they're trying to make, but posts calling being unsure and concerned about voting for someone who is currently committing genocide "having a tantrum" are not only grating but condescending and offensive to his victims. And why yes I'm also concerned about signalling to the rest of the world that Genocide Is Okay Actually, Even If You Do That Americams Will Just Vote You Right Back Into Office.
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So, the show had Gwendoline Christie's Lucifer towering a good head over Tom Sturrige's Morpheus. But we know from a certain unpublished drawing floating around in the fandom, and furthermore from Neil Gaiman's answer to this ask that Morpheus had the means to be the one intimidating his adversary with his height. So why didn't he ?
Is it that Lucifer, a shapeshifter themself, would retaliate by making themself taller, which Morpheus would have to repond to by towering even higher, etcætera, etcætera, in a clash of egos that neither can win, unlike the Oldest Game ? Is that something that happened before ??
Or is it that Morpheus would rather play the humility card as he stepped into Hell uninvited and bereft of his crown he'd precisely come to retrieve ? Feign vulnerability (or feign to feign vulnerability so as not to let Lucifer on his actual vulnerability. Not that the Morningstar would be so gullible) so the Lightbringer would drop their guard and leave more chances for Morpheus to defeat them ?
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Idiots Play GTA
Makomo: [going full speed] this bike is faster!
Sabito: [flipping her off as he zooms past on a different bike]
Sabito: [dead silent]
Makomo: something tells me youre somewhere getting drunk
Sabito: [starts giggling]
Makomo: i knew it
Sabito: i may be an alcoholic, but im a dependable alcoholic
Sabito: [doing cool tricks and moves in a plane on the way to finish a mission]
Sabito: [arriving towards the destination] those light poles are a bit of a problem.. oh well i can fix that :)
Sabito: [nosedives directly into the ocean]
Makomo: im drowning
Makomo: you can go to my office and get as drunk as you want
Sabito: [shitty mob accent] awn it bwoss, dont havet tell me twice
:sabito getting fucking wasted in the background as makomo plans the next heist:
Makomo: stop running over people!
Sabito: im tryna get you to your office efficiently boss!
Makomo: your efficiency is gonna be the death of us
Sabito: [drifts to a stop and turns back towards the building, drives up the stairs]
Makomo: oh that was a pretty nice drift actually
Sabito: tha-
:makomo hops out the car as its flipping & falls to the ground, car lands directly on top of her:
Sabito: i deserve a drink for that performance [downs a whole bottle of Gin]
Makomo: are you getting drunk? why am i not surprised
:on the side of a mountain in a thicket of trees:
Makomo: are we stuck?
Sabito: how could we ever get stuck when im such an amazing driver!
Makomo: we're stuck?
Sabito: yeah, we're stuck…
Sabito: SHORTCUT [veers off the road and directly up a mountain]
Makomo: NOT AGAIN
:MAKOMO WHAT DID YOU DO: (art)
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My package is here but I missed the courier... what do I do now... it should be in the nearest post office afaik. But it's not there yet. Hello...
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am i crazy for being a little pissed off at my friend. she asked me to come water her plants while she's out of town for a week. she lives with TWO other people and i live 15 minutes away in a different fucking town, and i work another 15 minutes in the opposite direction (hint: it is extraordinarily out of my way and a pain in the ass to water her plants). Also they're plants?? 1 week without water isn't going to kill them???? just water them heavily right before leaving and again as soon as you get back. argh im just feeling like a piece of meat thats available to her to use for any stupid purpose
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I get irrationally angry when people ask me where did I get my patterns from and can I link them my resources
As unbelievable as it may be that I freehand crochet literally every single Pokemon, don't you think it would be more unbelievable if I somehow had found patterns for more than 539 unique pokemon?? Like for at least 20 of these I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who's made that specific Pokemon so far! What the hell kind of magic you think I'm using to successfully find a pattern for all of these??
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