Tumgik
#my married babies are so cute
uccmd · 9 months
Text
Blackbeard: a terrifying dark figure surrounded by shadows, turned to the audience in a typical villain position, communicates with his subordinate in a rough and low voice with a note of mockery, is going to pursue a man who accidentally caused chaos in the pirate world
Me: oh, the bad guy
Edward: calls Stede fascinating and saves his life, runs around a Stede's ship with admiration and glowing eyes and examines all the pieces of Stede's life with delight, spends hours just sitting by Stede's bed and intensely staring at him, confused and jealous and worried when asks "who the fuck is mary"
Me, dramatically gasping: oh, the boyfriend
278 notes · View notes
setoangel01 · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media
These two will be the death of me. T___T They're so beautiful and precious. Also I couldn't be happier to hear there's new DLC for FF16 on the horizon! Not only are we getting FF7: Rebirth next year but also DLC for FF16!? We FF fans are eating good for sure! T_T I'm praying for post-game content where we get an extended ending but I'll be happy with anything but I can hope for a better ending, right?
131 notes · View notes
rainymoodlet · 7 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
been takin’ a break from building by giving my farmer & morris a dreamy little country life… but i ended up taking only taking pics of morris fhdhd
76 notes · View notes
skitskatdacat63 · 6 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Stop flirting....
88 notes · View notes
stevebabey · 1 year
Note
Congrats on your milestone!!!
❤️ I would love numbers 30 and 34 from list 3 if possible- please and thank you 😊
hey hey!! thank u for being here! this was a toothrotting set of prompts for which i applaud u for dear GOD <3 i hope u enjoy it as much as i enjoyed writing it hehe - FYI: fem!reader
It’s a snot-fest, honestly.
Like anyone can blame for crying on your wedding day. Well, you call it crying but Robin had called it blubbering which might be more of an appropriate word for it. Some silly part of your soul sings when she tells you that Steve is doing no better, two doors down the hall from you, and apparently on his 2nd box of tissues already.
How the pair of you are going to survive the ceremony is beyond anyone.
You do, though. It helps that it’s not really a proper ceremony. There’s no priest, no officiant that isn’t just one of your friends. Along with a series of other undisclosed skills, Murray surprisingly has the legal power to wed you. Strange man, you think to yourself, but you’re thankful for it. Keeps the wedding among friends.
It’s small numbers, just enough of you to fill the backyard. You get married amongst the flowers, in the evening sunlight, just enough of a breeze to swish your dress. It's a perfect first event to hold in the glorious backyard of your new home.
Will had painted the bunting that’s strung above your heads, pastel and dreamy, fluttering in the wind. The bouquet in your hands was gathered by Erica and Lucas, who had taken the job very seriously, and found beautiful purple and yellow flowers from the nearby meadow. Eddie pleads Steve to let him set off fireworks after the ceremony, sneaking you a wink that tells you he probably will anyways. It's hard not to feel utterly surrounded by love.
Steve’s eyes are already red rimmed by the time you meet him at the altar.
His vows are short but bursting with love. He promises all the important things, like to always split the last pancake with you, to only use his puppy dog eyes when he really wants something, and to never let his girl go a day without a proper good kiss.
After your teenage adventures with alternate dimensions, the til death do us part comes as easy as air. And you mean it.
Despite all your practice, the kiss is a bit fumbled — too much excitement between the both of you. It‘s a bit alike to the first time you kissed Steve, way back when. This time, however, the clumsy kiss means something different all together. Steve has no shyness around kissing you; it’s his own excitement for the future trickling through. For your future together.
His warm hands hold you tightly. You don't even mind that Steve hasn't waited for Murray to tell him he can kiss the bride.
As Murray announces your official union, Eddie and Dustin yell like they’re attending a concert and not a wedding, hooting and swinging their ties above their head. Robin attempts to join them but can’t get hers undone for the life of her and instead, helicopters it around in her hand while it's still attached to her neck. Steve laughs as he steals a glance at the small crowd, the garden filled with love, and swallows, his throat thick with emotion.
He turns back to you, eyes shining, and presses his forehead down against yours. You feel full, breaking at the seams with how affection runs wild in your veins. You think you could live in this moment forever — could bottle it and drink it and get stupidly drunk with how in love you feel.
“Thanks for marrying me,” Steve murmurs, words wobbly. Words meant just for you. His eyes scan your face, the brown a bit lighter through his tears. You wonder if he’s committing this moment to memory as you are. “Wasn’t sure I’d have any takers for a minute there.”
You startle a laugh that comes out doused in emotion. A poke at the time he’d floundered for dates for more than a year after the break up with Nancy; at least, he had until you came into the picture. There’s irony in it, considering how you’d seemed to be enamored with each other from the very beginning.
You think you’ve always known you’d end up here, with him, one way or another.
“That’s okay,” It comes out awfully sentimental, even as you aim for a jest. “Any time, really.” You say, with an insistent nod and another wet-sounding laugh.
Steve’s chest tightens impossibly — he feels like he’s got no heart at all, just a cavity that you fill with burning hot love. The flowers dance in the wind behind you, your friends clap and cheer, but it all feels worlds away. There’s no room for any other emotion, just love.
“I have never loved you as much as I do right now.” He says, voice sappy beyond words. It’s genuine, the words as tender as they are softly spoken. It’s a whisper on the wind but not a secret.
You don’t need to tell him the same, he already knows. You remind him with another kiss and finally remember your friends, feet inching towards the makeshift aisle. There’s bouquets of wildflowers tied to the seats with twine. You’re in love.
“C’mon, husband.” You say, grin like starlight. Steve thinks he could hear those words forever.
join the celebration!
216 notes · View notes
barzysbaby · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media
He looks adorable, he is baby
32 notes · View notes
moeblob · 11 months
Text
Tumblr media
Man the last few days have been stressful, have more OCs??
47 notes · View notes
anotherpapercut · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media
CORRECT THANK YOU FOR SHARING
#submission#I actually have seen this meme because someone sent it to my supervisor at some point and she showed it to all of us ajdbkajs#working with a bunch of gay autistic math nerds fucking rules lmfao y'all have no idea#one of my bosses is super into sci fi and is also a math teacher and puts star trek and firefly and buffy and hitchhikers guide etc etc#references in EVERYTHING he makes. I took a math class from him once and all of the test questions were about some fuckin show#whenever he runs meetings he asks us questions based on star trek usually. recently in a meeting he asked us to choose the best captain#I'm one of only like 3 people who watches all of this shit so I looove going to meetings when he runs them#bc he'll ask some fuckin question like who's the best star trek captain. and the 3 of us who knows what's going on will just start arguing#while everyone else looks around like what the fuck is going on right now (this one always gets the newbies)#my ALL TIME favorite Jake moment tho was when I was there one night and there were no students so we were all just hanging out#and Jake walks out of his office and he looks kind of annoyed. and he's a big dude like super tall and broad and loud as hell#so I can hear him like mumbling shit all annoyed and I'm like hey Jake what's up? you doin ok?#and he sighed and was like no. the schools internet filter started blocking my FAVORITE board game forum#and now when I have a thought I can't just look it up to see if anyone's said anything about it. and that's like ALL I do. it's so annoying#and I was like Jake maybe that's why they blocked it akddjkansbdjsdbebs#god I love that dude. and this barely mentions my other supervisor who is autistic and pansexual and married to a woman#and both of them foster several kids. Jake has like 10 fuckin kids or smth bc he was fostering a couple of kids and then he got married#and she already had children and then they had a baby together. idk he's got like a whole baseball team they're very cute
20 notes · View notes
kath-loves-toast · 29 days
Text
Heyyy, I'm back for our daily Sabo pics
God I love him, anyway, hereee
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
He's so silly sometimes 🤭
Remember, if you're gonna save, like or repost.
19 notes · View notes
deathliestc · 6 months
Text
Compilation of Niko shooting heart eyes at Kenny !!
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
16 notes · View notes
boxwinebaddie · 2 months
Note
NINNAAAA WHATS SPCD STAND FOR??
oh, it's not that exciting, it's actualy awful. i mentioned it towards the tail end of chapter five of rm. it's basically what cartman used to call kyle when they were growing up. a really cruel fucked up nickname.
the s.p.c.d,
or rather,
the south park city dump. :(
the sp boys used to be fucking horrible to kyle because cartman ruled their elementary/middle school. and when cartman and the boys saw kyle in the hallway they were like "what are you doing here, broflovski? trash day's tomorrow" or omg whenever he walked ANYWHERE they made the "Beep! Beep! Beep!" trash truck noises, but worst of all was that they used to dump out...Full Trashcans On Him. like spoiled milk, rotted food stuffs, glass bottles that werent put in recycling, crushed aluminum cans that cut his cheeks, all kinds of awful, foul smelling sludge...sigh. :/ ily so much baby jersey.
also, if you want to cry extra hard, i think that being covered in all that disgusting lunchroom trash, feeling it soak thru his shirt, stink down to the skin, pool around his shoes, get buried in his hair -- just feeling that dirty and disgusting and Unclean was one of the factors that made his ocd so severe and it's a large part as to why he takes scorching showers and rubs his skin raw bc especially if he smells something weird or its trash day, he gets triggered & has to SCRUB.
but anygays! you bet your ass that tiny lil stan was giving them ALL the business rippin around on his bike brandishing his hockey stick like a big sword, running them out of town and back to their mommas crying and screaming bloody murder all in that giant wayne gretsky *ravenstan vc* yersey...they were SCARED, lolllll!!!
which is a very interesting juxtaposition to sweet, gentle stan very lovingly picking all the food debris out of his kyles beautiful curly whirly hair before marching him over to the bathroom where while kyle showers, stan always sits on the toliet bc their running joke is that kyle might drown ( yes yersey also can't swim ) while stan listens to rock n colors his nails in w/ sharpie or stolen nail polish from shell.
and he's just like "dude, Fuck them, kyle! those fkn gilipollas are just mad because theyre all total perros and you're the most handsome guy in school, hands down." wHICH? AAA??? tbf stan does say shit like that all the time & Means It bc ravenstan has loved jers from the moment he Heard him but kyle thinks he's fuckin w/ him
bc haha!
very fun joke, stan! hit on the weird, overweight, clunky, awkward, nerdy loser boy to make him feel better about himself! great joke, bro!
bUT ITS NOT A JOKE, BESTIE!!!!
HE WANTS TO KISS YOU SO BAD!!!!!!!!
not them both bein secretly and painfully in love with each other but convinced that acting on their feelings would ruin their friendship/be unrequited and both of them being like "he is perfect, what would he want with a fuckin Loser like me?" :/ </3 WERE IN HELL!!!
regardless of thinking it was a joke, it totally made kyle blush, my rosecea king and stan was sooo nervous like oh my god, you are SO stupid, stanley marsh!!!!! guapo??? gUAPO BITCH??!!!! ARE U ACTUALLY INSANE!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!!
i love nervous ass tiny stan with his massive universe sized crush on kyle broflovski that he carries around in his black jansport backpack at all times...along with the weight of the world, ofc. we know this.
but anyways..off topic.
closing thoughts?
fuck you fartman.
-uncle nina, tiny but big baby jersey kyle defense club
( don't touch my sweet son!!! MY BABY!!!!! )
p.s. i'm sorry i just started making new sections without warning. i wanted a way to post about what the boys looked or acted like during different periods of their lives -- so like, satana ( which is what stans mom called him ) refers to the period of time before the fire and kyle's 'the s.p.c.d.' section also refers to that period of time.
it's cool you guys are so perceptive tho! i hope you like them <333 you're always welcome to ask me questions about them xx
#the spcd nickname always makes me want to cry#i love you baby jersey kyle he is my angel#the world was so cruel to him#just for being fat too like#everyone who has ever hurt jersey can go hell right after they meet with me and i beat the living shit out of them...til they Die#stan was mad over protective too and stan was weird but he had Clout from being pretty so he was like IF I SEE THAT SHIT AGAIN ITS OVER#and then goes to lovingly tend to kyle like dude im so sorry you dont deserve this shit look im gonna tell their moms#and theyre gonna get so busted and have to pay you back for al your clothes...then we pretend to hit the gap and go to good will instead#and use the rest to buy tokens at the arcade or buy the new mario game and see who can finish a pizza faster its me btw#theyre in love ur honor like why didnt i give them a chance like they were...so married#ALSO AN ANON ASKED ME ABOUT BALLET KY#YES JERSEY TOOK BALLET it wasn't his idea it was an accident bc they were marking electives#and ballet was RIGHT next to basketball and then basketbal got full and sheila was like I ALREADY BOUGHT YOU SHOES UR GOING#and like at first it was really awkward but i think kyle actually really liked the structure of ballet and when u dance beautifully#what he found is that no one had anything to say about his weight just that his pirouette was perfect it was freeing#he dropped it during the kyley b era#but picked it up again in college and its kind of a form of self harm and he fucks up his feet very badly trying to be perfect#also hes like fuck all those people who laughed at me im perfect now im fucking perfect i have to show them i have to be the best#sigh...kyle kyle kyle...ill elaborate on that more in one of the ballet kyle asks but kyle loves ballet and going to preformances#ice skating and dainty refined stuff which is cute bc theyre very nosm like jers on ice skates and stan w the hockey stick during winter
8 notes · View notes
daydadahlias · 6 months
Text
no but seriously the next person that makes a joke/comment about me fucking/dating my only guy friend because people 1) feel the need to press heteronormative bullshit onto every different-sex friendship and make the mass generalization that men and women always secretly want to fuck each other and 2) genuinely don’t view asexuality/aromanticism as valid and cannot comprehend how to be supportive and validating of it,, is going to get their shit rocked bc I’ve had about fucking enough of it :)
#no bc it’s happened to often#I’ve never really had guy friends tbh#like guy friends that were just mine#I’ve hung out in groups where guys were there but I’ve never had a guy friend that only me and him went and did things#bc I don’t feel safe around men uwu#but this year I’ve made a guy friend. and he’s super sweet and I really like him!! we have a great time hanging out and it’s purely platonic#he’s dating a girl and he knows I’m aroace and is totally chill with that !! so we have the understanding that I am genuinely INCAPABLE#of being into him. and he is NOT into me. we are just. friends.#but we go out to lunch/dinner and hang out and blah blah#and today we hung out to a few hours between classes and wandered around downtown and we bought matching stuffed mice lol#they’re so cute I love them#and I was showing off my mouse to people and happily explaining my day#and so many of my friends… all of my irl friends… were like#‘so you went on a date? so you’re into him? that’s a date sweetheart. you’re totally gonna get married and have babies with him’#like those are ALL things that friends actually said#and it just made me feel like actively nauseous#bc 1) the thought of it makes me sick and 2) the fact that my friends just. don’t care about my sexuality#and my expression that I’ve reiterated time and TIME again makes me crazy#bc I know that every single time i mention Caleb people are hopping on it and wanting me to date him#and this is another reason I’ve never had guy friends!!#like oh my gOd!! I’m not into men!! leave me the fuck alone!!!!!!#yeah it makes me really upset :)#that’s my complaint of the week sigh#it’s heteronormative BULLSHIT!!! and the permeation of sex into oit society!!!#some of us don’t want to fuck our guy friends!!!!#leave me alone or be fucking nice to me#nobody would make jokes if I got matching mice with a woman#I HAVE matching stuffed animals with women!! it’s just something I do with FRIENDS#why are different sex friendships different#die maybe have u considered that
13 notes · View notes
kim-ruzek · 3 months
Text
I cannot believe that I'm getting a Brettsey wedding and now Burzek is engaged like I've suffered for so long but now I'm being rewarded so beautifully
12 notes · View notes
flowerandblood · 1 month
Text
him when we are alone at home:
😄😚🙃😮😎🥳
him when we are in public place:
😐🙁😵😪🤨😑
me: Jesus Christ baby
*loving him from afar thinking that he's cute*
5 notes · View notes
minkminkart · 7 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
@z-shalltear all of them belong to them✨✨✨✨✨
15 notes · View notes
thedeadthree · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
VALAENYA TARGARYEN daughter of destiny (asoiaf) // (VALA)ENYA DAYNE sword of the morning (asoiaf)
IOVANNA DAYNE mistress of mists (hotd) // UNA NATHAIRA ULLER mistress of misery (hotd)
ELAENAERA TARGARYEN the lady of luna (hotd) // LAENAERA VELARYON siren of the sea (hotd)
TAGGED BY the darlings @florbelles, @phillipsgraves, @jendoe, @chuckhansen to make the dears in this cutest meiker! ty ty so much! <3
TAGGING: @feystepped, @griffin-wood, @kingsroad, @risingsh0t, @denerims, @leviiackrman, @queennymeria, @nightbloodraelle, @shellibisshe, @fragilestorm, @noonfaerie, @marivenah, @jacobseed, @corvosattano, @jackiesarch, @arklay, @50sjello, @pearlcscent, @leondaltons, @lollyhaze, @aartyom, @unholymilf, @loriane-elmuerto, @girlbosselrond, @jillvlntine, @morvaris, @blissfulalchemist, @malefiicarum, @roofgeese, @hoesephseed, @themysteriouslou and you!
#oc: valaenya targaryen#oc: iovanna dayne#oc: una nathaira uller#oc: elaenaera targaryen#oc: laenaera velaryon#there she is!!!!!! baelors beloved! vannas daughter in law <3 my sea girl at last! 🌊🐉#leg.ocs#leg.tagged#t: picrews#lae is bonded to a dreamy dragon by the name of salokaniir 🕊🕯#her and baelor ​they have such a cute meeting and relationship dynamic i love them dearly! DEARLY!!!!!#they’ve been friends since they were babies! they were seen playing together at the tourney at harrenhal!#she was his (willing-ish) accomplice when they snuck into rhaes wedding! (she didn’t want him getting in trouble and caught alone✨🥺 preshy!)#(yes that DOES MEAN she’s there when baelor calls daemon (his dad) a stupid man KAJZJXJX ✨😂#i think they always just.. knew? and it came as no surprise when it was announced <3#(theres also a period where they almost married different people and una almost was betrothed to baelor WHICH THEN aeggy finds out ->#and glares at his bestie baelor the whole supper alsjjxjx even in spite of it not working and he didn’t even know una then thats uh….his 😵‍💫#SO UHHH THE DRAGON BOOK DRAGON SHOW BRAINROT GOT WORSE AND I GOT (almost) THE ENTIRE ASOIAF SERIES 🤍🕊😵‍💫#and im veeery excited for enya and her pirate boy to meet <3#sylvenna her mommas did a stint in the small council and she was like ‘hmm he would be lovely for my daughter’#AND MOMMAS MUST BE A DRAGON DREAMER HERSELF BC.. ksjzjxjx 🕊🤍😵‍💫🥴 iconic of her! she knew!#her targaryen looks and her sword of the morning looks <3 thats iovannas descendant! she’s iconic!#SPEAKING OF!!!!!! it’s giving when valerion introduced her to daemy!!!!!! that first meeting! he was head over heels!#he’s so real for that <3 AND IN SPEAKING OF HEAD OVER HEELS I mean UNA??? IM LOSING IT? she turned out lovely in this! ahh!#aeggy didn’t but her that dress that isn’t giving what she would wear in the fic at his coronation 🐍💚😌 GAHH#woo ur (not)witchy girl by gifting her works of art she can wear 💚💚 that or this would be GREAT for her introduction at the trial <3#ella my moon girl ella my dear ella you mean the world to me!!!!!! 🕊🤍 my woman in white!
46 notes · View notes