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He’s 19 he should be at the club!
Him at the club:
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Esquire apparently asked "five tremendously talented writers" to submit works of short fiction contained on cocktail napkins with the prompt “write a story set at an office holiday party.” One of those writers was Chris Pine. Here's his entry, in his own handwriting:
Bruce Decker contemplates the stapler in front of him. Frank Sinatra plays on speakers down the hall. Somewhere near the heat of the party. But Bruce is, at the moment, most concerned with the stapler. Simple. Perfect, really. And it's right here, next to him. Before fax machines, cellular phones, pagers (he never saw the point), the internet, emails, digital paper trails, concurrent with the Rolodex and pneumatic tubes (he was thankful the building hadn't taken them out), there was the stapler. The proud general of the office supply corps. All clean lines. Distilled in purpose.
He's 80. Bruce is far past retirement. Somehow through solid work, an affable demeanor, a head of hair that remains steadfastly salt and pepper (leaning more dark brown than white—and that's not arrogance, that's honesty), a determined, thoughtful elegance (he's never worn another watch besides his grandfather's Hamilton), Bruce Decker is still standing. And so, he stands. No, not in the heat of the party. But close enough. Here, by the window which radiates a chill. There are snowflakes outside. Big, beautiful, cinematic ones.
He sees his reflection. It's faint, the outline of his body, the detail of his suit, but he can still make out a glint in the caverns of his eyes, the burgundy of his pocket square.
He hears laughter. A woman's laugh. It warms the back of his eyes, his neck. And he remembers he must buy flowers before the drive tomorrow. Yes, before the drive.
#this is exactly the kind of writing i'd expect from him#chris pine#preoccupied by thoughts of office supplies#my kind of guy#the best chris#p.s. i edited esquire's text a bit as it had at least two mistakes
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Sebastian Bach
#sebastian bach#skid row#rockstars#80s rockstars#heavy metal#glam metal#80s metal#rock n roll#vocalist#cute#my kind of guy
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GOD I LOVE POSTAL
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On rewatching Emma (2009) I have come to the decision that Mr. Knightley is the most masculine of Jane Austen's men, and my absolute favorite. I will not be taking criticism. Thank you.
Independent, consistent, honest and straightforward, dutiful, honorable, concerned with the well-being of those around him, a guiding hand to the woman he loves, morally upright...
Ladies, this is the kind of man you need to be looking for.
Gentlemen, this is the kind of man to be.
#mr knightley#masculine#masculinity#jane austen#traditional femininity#tradfem#my kind of guy#dream man#emma 2009#duty#honesty#morality#honor
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#queued post#cheese#cheddar#my kind of guy#cheese addict#suddenly picturing a cauldron of mac and cheese
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though the movie might be cancelled, yuri on ice will live forever in our hearts. thank you yoi fandom, it's been real ♡
#yuri on ice#yoiedit#yoi#victuuri#ice adolescence#anime gif#*gifs#animangahive#dailyshounenai#userkarura#usergojoana#userhanyi#useralphonse#usertorichi#usermoonz#usericybtch#userheidi#usergokalp#userartless#homuras#himawaari#this is not goodbye this is still my house!!!#devastated but not surprised tbh but i still wanted to channel my emotions somehow and just. express how much this show means to me so here#this thank you goes out to u guys. the fandom#mappa can eat a brick btw <3#god i wish i could articulate just how special yoi is to me#it truly resonated with me like very few other pieces of media have (i can count them with one hand in fact)#it was sooooo revolutionary and ahead of its time not just in terms of queerness but also in terms of mental health#it truly changed me as a person and i just. really appreciate how earnest and kind it was above all#thank you yoi. you will be a part of me forever <3
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Hello i'm a normal person here's some stuff i drew to illustrate different traits different "person getting controlled" tropes can have
edit: obligatory possession shorthand code link because people seem to be using this like the possession code but just. without the code part
edit: DO NOT BE HORNY ON MY POST 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
#if you see tumblr flagging this its literally not mature i dont know why it got flagged#i like how you can see the artstyle in this change because i drew the first couple a year ago and then picked it up again intermittently#this aws just an excuse to draw a bunch of tiny possessed guys. ''what am i supposed to do with a possession hyperfixation its not like you#can draw possession fanart'' Yes You Can If you really Believe In yourslef#This isn't even all the traits i can think of there's four more but they seem kind of boring to draw and are mostly self explanatory#Less Unique my Ass#ThePossessionHyperfixationIsNeverEnding
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Randomly thinkin about Chilchuck today, and how he tries sooooo hard to self sabotage
like for example, other half foots on the island think that he's a greedy asshole who only cares about money, and he does nothing to try to disprove that
but then there's this omake at the end of book 9 that shows that people treat half foots fucking TERRIBLY and chilchuck started a union to protect them
and then in the bicorn chapter, he doesn't want Marcille to keep digging into his personal business so he tells her he CHEATED ON HIS WIFE
but he just COMPLETELY fuckin lied about that and made himself sound so much worse than he is bc he's afraid of being vulnerable with people and would rather everyone believes he's a shitty person so he can keep them at a distance
and the thing that's memed so often is that he refuses to help with fighting most of the time because it's not part of his contract
but if you take this lore into account (not gonna add those particular images to this post simply bc I've used them in so many posts already LMAO) along with this tidbit from the world guide:
then it's like. yeah he has to keep his weight low so if he gets killed or severely injured and has to be healed, that could be really dangerous for him. and even if he was healed at that point he'd end up being a burden to the party after that point, he would be too dangerously thin/sickly to be able to help.
Like, Chilchuck has so many things about him that APPEAR to be character flaws, but every single one of them has a very reasonable explanation. He just leans into the mischaracterization bc he's emotionally withholding and can handle people thinking he's an asshole more than he can handle opening up to anyone. he's such a well thought out and interesting character
#someone commented about his weight management on my fatness lore post and it got me spinning chil around in my brain#had to do a lil infodumpy post about it eheh#it's fun to make fun of chilchuck but he's really secretly a very kind and selfless guy when it comes down to it#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon#delicious in dungeon spoilers#chilchuck tims#long post#lyla's talking again
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#art#my art#mspaint#rowens liddol guys#i got testosterone :3#not liek today its been like#2 weeks sence i got my first injection#my healthcare provider fucked alot of stuff up during the whole process so#ive been kind of upset lately becsause like#it should not be this fuckin hard#but whatrever#i am over it (lieing)#biblically accurate rowen#almost forgor that one
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Absolutely head-over-boots in love, he’s the kinda guy you wanna get lost with. Like I don’t get half the crap he talks about but I’m always like fuck yeah baby, you go off about that there damn truck. And darn tootn’ baby, you’re the absolute man. Makes me tip my damn hat at people now cause it makes him smile. And I’ll be damnned cause he’s the man of my damn dreams
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Edinson Cavani loving social media during his Libertadores finalist photoshoot.
#My kind of guy#I live with the knowledge that when Edi retires and doesn't have to be on social media anymore I will never see his face again#Edinson Cavani#Cavani#Boca Juniors#Boca Jrs#Libertadores#Uruguay
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the super cute talented Phil lewis (L.A. Guns)👏🔥🎤🎙️
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#phil lewis#l.a. guns#vocals#my kind of guy#rockstar#80s metal#glam metal#rock n roll#hard rock#metal#rock
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He's so mean 😭
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🤎🤎🤎 I am a garden. Water me and I’ll nourish you forever my love
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friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me
#It’s just so different#even though it’s public it still feels secret and safe. i feel comfy sharing a lot more on here than I do in my actual day to day life lol#in my head I’m also just speaking to myself 90% of the time which helps#if a friend off tumblr saw my thoughts I’d feel so weird ab it#esp bc they might get the vagueposting about certain situations and tell mutual friends#no thank u. this is for me. I’m not about to start censoring my thoughts bc someone I know knows my tumblr#u guys literally saw me have LIVE BREAKDOWNS#meanwhile I’ll have the worst fucking day in history and tell no one about it. I’m already cripplingly private but way more so in real life#this is basically a low stress journaling outlet for me. it’s so important for me to maintain the separation#like this is actually my diary & has been so handy for letting out emotions / articulating thoughts / staying on track !!#& I’ve met so many kind people on here who actually get me. which is so hard to find irl bc I’m surrounded by pre-med gunners/overachievers#who are by standard not very good w emotion & can be competitive/judgmental. or at least it’s hard for me to be vulnerable in front of them#and I’m part of that crowd so I reserve my emotions only to a handful of very close friends#it’s nice to hop on here and express negative emotions!! or positive emotions!! just whatever I want and it’s low stress and people get me#I don’t have to worry about judgment or competitiveness etc etc#like everyone on here is so kind & nice & understanding. & just a breath of fresh air from the types I run w. it’s just nice to have this#so idk that’s why I think I’ll always be strict about keeping the worlds separate. it just works#p
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