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this one, *points towards the most pathetic douchebag in the show* take them to the lab with haste.
oh, and dont forget to put holes and a stick with leaves in the jar, you remember what happened last time.
#my lab partner: and what do i label this one?#izzy hands#me: hmm yes label him my babygirl princess number fifty six#my lab partner: and this one?#simon the devious#me: ohh perhaps label him as.... my little scrungly number one.#my cringefail pathetic little guy#absolutely pathetic#you guys are so pathetic and dont know how to do anything right but i love you#umm i have a lot more pathetic guys but im too lazy to tag them
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Frostbee losing so bad in the faceoff challenges 😂 I love a pair of losers 😘
(video from flyers insta x)
#beezy my cringefail little guy i love you dearly#the youngins are putting them out of their misery 🫢#i had to stand up and walk away from my phone when bee whiffed on his shot i am So Endeared by his patheticness#flyers lb#flyers
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hi just here to justify my horny murph tags briefly if you’ll allow it.. i was MOSTLY thinking about naddpod npcs who are 90% hot. i haven’t really watched much d20 other than fantasy high and unsleeping city… i personally think they don’t let murph play hot pcs because they know it would be too powerful. but also i find cody walsh hot so there might just be something wrong with me. anyway. thank you for your time.
ahahahah im so sorry!! lmao i didn’t mean to come off rudely, ur tag was so funny and respectable truly; also ayyyy a fellow naddpole, hello hiiiii :D
anyways no need to justify tags 2 me lol—every blog i see talking up murph in the tags of a reblog, i consider very epic and gaming. and besides, he deserves to make fuckable characters
#idk wat to tag this lmaoo#hiiii ur my first ask im pretty sure ^-^#also meaning i dont have an ask tag which im p sure is a thing that ppl do#i'll be honest when i think of murph npcs i dont immediately associate them with 'hot'.... however#i acknowledge this is likely bc the pathetic ones come to mind first before all the women#anyways this all tracks. from what i understand he makes many hot women npcs#also i firmly believe that murph doesnt play hot npcs of his own volition. he simply cant help but play a little cringefail mfer#and thats why hes so cool btw. keep making pathetic little guys murph. u are the representation i need
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I just got back from my first irl dnd campaign and my character ended up being soo pathetic. Literally failing or just barely doing any damage when it came to his attacks. Meanwhile he got his ass beat so bad he nearly died. My soggy wet pathetic little meow meow. I'm in love with him
#ngl I didn't vibe with my character that much at all at the start#but then he kept messing up despite being an important vital character the campaign#and now I'm smitten with him#my soggy wet pathetic little dunbass. my lives in a rain drenched cardboard box baby boy#he's a half-elf rogue assassin#and he failed his first and only assassination attempt so far#Elorin you had ONE JOB#and you FAILED#like he damaged the guy but nowhere near enough to do critical damage#and then the dude ended uo kickibg his ass repeatedly#until my guy had no hp left#my dude how could you fuck up your one purpose that badly#I love you so passionately#I'm hoping he does better in the second half of the campaign#but it'll be really funny if he continues to cringefail the way he has been#elorin things#viti shoosh
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EEEEE i ADORE your work, ur vox is SOSOSO in character and i love him!! he's such a possessive insecure lil pathetic cringefail guy <3
anywho, could you write a vox x sinner!reader? like reader is new in hell, overwhelmed and naive and vox takes advantage of that by being their security, maybe even manipulating/hypnotizing the reader into signing away their soul so he legitimately owns them? ty for reading!!
thank youuuu, and ofc i can write that!
cw: themes of manipulation
ִ ࣪𖤐✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩ִ ࣪𖤐₊˚⊹♡
࣪𖤐 || you weren’t fully sure what you were doing or where you were going, just that you had been hit by a car and then woke up here.
࣪𖤐 || you had asked around and found out that you were in hell. for what? you weren’t exactly sure. pondering wouldn’t do anything for you, though, so you started walking around in search of what to do.
࣪𖤐 || you stumbled across an ad. a place called ‘voxtech’ was hiring, apparently.
࣪𖤐 || you called the number on the billboard, went over to the tower, answered some questions, and you were hired! (that was surprisingly easy)
࣪𖤐 || for the first few days that you were working there, vox didn’t really notice you,
࣪𖤐 || but when he actually did sit down and observe you, he saw it all
࣪𖤐 || how naive, innocent, and confused you looked, you were definitely a new sinner.
࣪𖤐 || vox decided to approach you, wanting to see what your reaction would be.
࣪𖤐 || your voice seemed to waver ever so slightly while you talked to him which gave him an ego boost.
࣪𖤐 || he had simply just asked you how your day had been so far.
࣪𖤐 || over the next few days, vox kept on talking to you, even flirting with you a tiny bit.
࣪𖤐 || i mean, you were pretty and all, but it was mostly the control that he had over you.
࣪𖤐 || it was obvious that he favored you way over his other workers.
࣪𖤐 || you were confused, but the attention was nice so you kept going.
࣪𖤐 || he told you that he wanted you to be the face of one of the ads for his newest product and ofc you said yes.
࣪𖤐 || you kept on doing little things like this for him, he was so nice about it, how could you refuse? you didn’t want to refuse.
࣪𖤐 || perhaps vox was pulling a few strings, hypnotizing you just a tiny bit into doing what he says, but come onn, its not thatt big of a deal!
࣪𖤐 || when he asks you to sign the paper, seal your fate and give your soul to him, you hesitate.
࣪𖤐 || vox encourages you, he only wants the best for you, after all. why would you doubt him?
࣪𖤐 || you start backing away, which causes vox to grab your chin to make you look up at his eyes harshly. see, you want to give yourself to him, dont you? just sign on the dotted line and…there! see, that wasn’t so hard, was it?
࣪𖤐 || you don’t regret it, you don’t think, but your mind can’t be trusted at this point.
࣪𖤐 || dont worry, though, vox is more than trustworthy! he’ll take care of you.
࣪𖤐✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩ִ ࣪𖤐₊˚⊹♡
check out my masterlist!
#hazbin hotel#vox#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel x reader#vox x reader#x reader#hazbin hotel x you#vox x you
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ROUND 3 MATCH 32
Mammon propaganda:
“He was done dirty in the first round, I hope he wins this time because he deserves it
First of all, he hates you at the start but then he starts to like you but he exclaimed his hate too much at the start so he can't admit it
Everyone knows that he likes MC, even his little D (who are demons familiars) thinks that they should date
He is a classic tsundere but doesn't actually hurt you like other tsunderes but he is so bad at hiding his feelings that everyone is just ignores it
He is the avatar of greed, meaning he is clingy which may be a turn away for some people but he cares for you so so much
He has never turned into his demon form to hurt you (Asmo hasn't but he has tried to seduce you with his power)
Don't get me started on his story cards, he literally is so cute
He wants to be a mentor to Luke, like Lucifer was to him, he is only mean to Luke because he wants Luke to learn about how life isn't all sunshine and rainbows
He is also so hot, he is a bisexual panic
He is bullied by his brothers but he cares for them so so much despite their bullying
I am so in love with him and have written so many fics about him
Anyway, I'm going to stop here because otherwise I'll be here all day”
“First friend, first pact, practically the MC's first everything, he is a major Tsundere, he holds my heart hostage, I just want to smooch him, he and MC share a room, he is such a cute little bab, he does bully Luke (a child) but it's revealed that he just wants to show Luke that the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows and want help him figure things out
He is the cutest little guy, he cares for his brother
His sin is greed so he does steal things from people but since lesson 1 he hasn't stolen anything from MC
He wrote a song to propose
Sure he is clingy but in a good way
He is so cute
He adopted a child, which he had to leave in the care of witches and willingly let's the witches extort him
There is so much that I can say about him but 1. Spoilers and 2. I don't think you want to read that much”
“OKAY SO. OH MY GOD.
First person we're able to properly romance in game. AND FOR GOOD REASON. He's had MCs back from the beginning, hes the one real one in the game. He's always trying to protect us and its so nice. Puppy boy. He's so me as well??? Like he's such a doting boyfriend it's literally so cute. When MC had to go back up to Earth, he kept breaking the rotating schedule in order to call us more. He always gets MC gifts (avatar of greed love language being gift giving im gonna collapse) and he just drops the most romantic lines out of nowhere??? Like sir are you trying to give me a heart attack. He's the secretly traumatized comic relief. He has ADHD. He's canonically queer (MC doesnt have a set gender). He even likes Head pats. Vote Mammon.”
“HE'S SO PATHETIC AND CRINGEFAIL. I LOVE HIM”
Jaehee propaganda:
“only female love interest in MM, not included in the first round for SOME REASON, you literally go off and live your coffee shop au with her at the end of her route.”
“My lesbian wife. Open a bakery with her after convincing her that she doesn't have to give up her happiness to make money. She can pursue her passions. Also her backstory is so sad and I just wanna hug and kiss her and throw hands at her "family" for making her feel like she does. Also the Valentine's dlc, you get locked in the back of the bakery with her and... Yeah that's my wife. I love her dearly. Also can we just acknowledge that she's like the only path that involves almost none of the dramatic death defying nonsense. You're just gay and in love and it's beautiful”
#mammon#mammon obey me#obey me#obey me shall we date#jaehee kang#mystic messenger#mysme#Round 3#MDDC 2
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i am genuinely really sad that martyn is not on this season of hermitcraft - ren desperately needs his drama queen theatre kid buddy on here. at the moment my guy is just a punching bag and comic relief and it is starting to look to me like jimmy solidarity situation, which does already make me a bit, kind of, uncomfy, when there's no doc or bdubs in close proximity to support the guy. i know they r all goofying around and none of the 'bullying' is serious but damn. somebody play along dang it! he is a pathetic little cringefail puppy and i want to squeeze him real hard so that he squeaks like those toys. give me man at least some affirmation!
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I love mentor Tim and his hero kids. He says there’s anywhere between 6 and 27 of them at all times, he lost count. He’s lying. He knows everything about them. He is their cringe mentor who uses vintage memes and simultaneously the coolest person they know
there's a whole plot here i'm gonna write one day about tim mentoring a little gaggle of idiot teenagers <3 they adore him but he's so cringefail and they're like god how is it that you of all people know everybody in the hero community??? you did NOT just say "weirdchamp" tim youre killing us!!!
but the plot of this is a lil idiot teenager outsider pov thing wherein like. this lil squad of teenagers (all very starstruck by superfam btw. they all still think yknow superfam are kryptonians 24/7 and live at the fortress of solitude etc.) are blown away by the fact that tim, rook, their kind of pathetic scrunkly mentor who they love TIM, knows supernova. whoa. they saw supernova in the hallway and he stopped to say hi to tim!!! whoa!!!!
but then supernova just like. keeps showing up?? seemingly, like, just to hang out with tim? and theyre like oh my god wait you guys are fRIENDS???? TIM HOW????
supernova of course finds this hilarious, laughs his ass off, and says oh yeah man, this guy's been my bestie since we were what. fifteen? and tim snorts and says yeah, about then. and supernova elbows him and says what, you didn't tell them ANYTHING about our days of bothering red tornado? and tim says wryly, i didn't want to give them any more ideas.
and so, hero worship or not, supernova showing up to lounge on tim's desk while tim instructs them in hand to hand, or to chatter over tim's shoulder while tim tinkers with a new gadget, or this or that, etc, becomes kind of normal. he's just always hanging out, when he's not busy with his own hero work or away with other members of the superfam, etc. it's wild! they're all so starry-eyed. he talks to them about how cool tactile telekinesis is (and why is tim rolling his eyes??? supernova is right, it's SO cool!!) or about his favorite episodes of wendy the werewolf stalker (man that's old and like, a classic. he's cultured!!!! whoa...)
but they just see him around a lot, is the point. he's starting to become a constant presence, and they get to see how seamlessly he and tim interact.
and it is then. that the gaggle of teenagers starts to suspect something.
they have a feeling--and tim plays his cards pretty close to his chest, of course, but they have a feeling... that tim. might actually be in love with supernova.
(what follows: local bunch of dumbass teens with hearts of gold try really earnestly to set tim up with his own husband. tim doesn't understand why this is happening. kon thinks it's hilarious.)
#answers#Anonymous#rimi writes#rambles#timkon#tim#kon#theres a whole plot for this in my head but when will i actually write it out? god only knows#mentorverse au
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he’s my babygirl he’s my silly little guy my poor little meow meow my pathetic wet cat my cringefail malewife my ill-looking victorian loser
and i’m So normal about him i promise (is lying)
#robert montague renfield my beloved#my poor little meow meow#he’s so pathetic#and i love him so much#EDIT: please tag your blorbos i want to see them#renfield#renfield 2023#robert montague renfield#r m renfield#dracula#count dracula#nicholas hoult#nicolas cage#rebecca quincey#teddy lobo#awkwafina#ben schwartz#movie#film
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as I think more about jimmy solidarity, awful little cringefail creature (affectionate), I also think about an au that I want to write at some point after this month ends. it is in which jimmy, downtrodden guy, finds a mysterious cursed amulet and puts it on (like a rube). this amulet contains the wicked spirit grian, a demonic entity that was sealed away in the amulet and now is capable of possessing jimmy to go cause the end of the world and wreck havoc upon the land.
they immediately have… a time.
important features of this au:
jimmy technically doesn’t want to cause the apocalypse but he’s embarrassingly easy to convince
in fact jimmy is on a bit of a power trip due to the Fell Powers grian is capable of using through jimmy’s body
grian has literally never had any vessel to attempt to do his evil deeds through that isn’t already like an evil cultist or something and was unprepared for all of this arguing
grian makes “make timmy miserable” immediately a national sport. unfortunately he is also being made miserable by having to share a body with THIS PATHETIC MESS OF A PERSON,
there is at least one guy who like, tries to get rid of the amulet for jimmy. Jimmy is upset by this because that’s His Amulet
“you know what? this is my amulet. by transitive property grian—that makes you also mine, so you should listen to me.” “tim I want you to run that statement back one more time. just think about it.” “I think it’s a great idea STOP LAUGHING”
there is at least one arc where a villain tries to get grian a more suitable vessel and grian is sad and upset about it the whole time. he complains immediately about having had a competent vessel the moment jimmy gets him back despite this.
neither of them have qualms about the apocalypse for “ending the world” reasons by the end but more for “wait what would we do THEN” reasons they just keep on pushing each other so they won’t back down
I think someone is mildly rude to jimmy in the grocery store and he stops fighting grian on the apocalypse deal for like a week kind of thing. like he’s in principle opposed but not actually all that strongly opposed and WILL go through with it out of spite
basically they both torment each other but the moment anyone tries to suggest they do… literally anything else… both of them make excuses
I don’t have this au fully fleshed out or anything but I need everyone to know the THOUGHT is there,
#anyway the bit is at least a little ygo but it’s not that because g is actually evil here#ygo but Bakura is the lead basically#anyway it’s in the big list of aus I’m rotating
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BEST YGO GIRL: Round 2, Group D
Match 7
please use this as an opportunity to say why you like a character, not why you don't.
Propaganda under the cut!
Carly Nagisa
She is the silliest little guy, the moment she appears, she just steals the show, then she meets Jack and literally stops the plot so they can have their little romcom, her turn to a Dark Signer was one of the most shocking moments in the arc, and her duel against Jack is another heartbreaking highlight. One of the only ppl allowed to kiss her man in the series and goes out on her own terms. Literally managed to seduce the King and one of the most in demand models with her cringefail swag
She’s my number 1 fail girl one time she wanted to cheer up Jack and do she grilled him two pathetic fish in a bucket under a dirty bridge. She has one of the best fuels in 5Ds.
I love her to death, she is the ultimate failgirl of all time, I hope she either makes a really good showing for herself or (true to her character) absolutely fucking flops first round. 💖 We stan a bisexual disaster journalist who canonically lives in her car sometimes
Aki Izayoi
An abuse victim who isn't the perfect passive figure but gets to work through her complicated feelings about power, agency, and family. Even with Yusei's help, she is the star of the show when she learns to control her powers and reconciles with her father, it is so fun that a ygo heroine gets to take such an antagonistic role bu not be shamed for her anger
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introducing my yandere ocs! first off is oli :3
i have been working on this guy for a little while so. now it is time to meet him :D
his name is oliver, but he prefers oli. but you could call him anything and he would be so happy to hear it from you. me personally i call him a pathetic little freak.
he is about 5'8", skinny build, definitely a wimp. brown hair and green eyes. see picrews below because i am bad at drawing and will not subject you guys to my shit sketches
(sources: first picrew, second picrew, third picrew)
he's 27 years old and works a boring office job. very shy, very nervous kind of guy. yes he is very pathetic yes he is a miserable creep.
unfortunately you were nice to him once (you don't even remember, it was so not even a big deal to you) and since he has fallen in love with you. i mean look at this dweeb. does it look like people are ever nice to him. he's my cringefail babygirl.
oli would do anything for his darling. he is so obsessed. his goal in life is to know everything there is to know about you and he's pretty close to that goal already. it has nothing to do with him hacking into your laptop or hidden cameras. he's totally never done anything like that at all. you can trust him! he commits several crimes on a daily basis
super clingy, super sensitive and super submissive. he wants to be near you all the time but at the same time he is so scared. it takes a lot of courage for him to speak to you! so please be nice to him!
my goal is to write more original content with oli (and my other oc, who i haven't introduced yet) in the new year. i hope you guys like them and i can't wait to continue to develop them and watch them grow.
please feel free to send me asks about oli and let me know what you think of him!!
#yay!#oli stuff#writing#nica's ocs#yandere#yandere male#yandere oc#i hope u guys like him.#he is special to me#and i must admit#i haven't fully developed his character yet i just wanted to share#and hoped that you guys could send asks to help me figure out who he is lol#PLEASE BE NICE TO ME OK BYE
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Far Cry OC Tournament Round 1B: Jason Spero v Jestiny Ellen Rook
Contestant info and voting under the cut!
Jason Spero (@levithestripper)
About: Jason is 28 years old and the newest Junior Deputy. He’s a Hope County native, growing up with Nick and Sharky. He’s known as a big prankster, filling out the trifecta of silly little guys from Bumbfuck Nowhere, Montana Jason’s favorite memory is when after school one day, Nick double dog dared him to microwave a fork. Jason’s hair didn’t lay flat for a week after that.
Does your OC have anything to share?: “Shark said if I win—or at least not lose immediately—he’ll buy me dinner! Which is perfect, ’cause I’m starving!” —Jason
Anything else we should know?: Jason has mostly fluff where his brain should be. He and Sharky share a quarter of a brain cell which they both lost track of a half-mile down the road. Neither he nor Sharky realizes they’re dating until one of them kisses the other good night. Himbo 4 Himbo relationship goals. Jason also likes to call Sharky “Shark”.
Jestiny Ellen Rook (@adelaidedrubman)
About: “the sorriest excuse for a soldier I ever seen.” - description from brother nathan, participant in jestiny’s trials and known gossip. jestiny is a hope county sheriff’s department junior deputy by vocation, clown by nature, fisherman by preferred pastime, dolly parton enthusiast by virtue of good taste, opossum surrogate mother by luck, and — above all else — a cringefail pathetic loser by the grace of god. credit to @starsandskies for the portrait!
Does your OC have anything to share?: jestiny’s presence in the ring is immediately intimidating. she boasts strong, brawny arms and powerful, calloused hands she knows how to use. she also boasts in the literal sense, hurling graphic threats and vicious mockery even before fists begin flying. between the brash attitude and the sturdy, sculpted jawline, it’s also clear she can and has taken a punch in her time. but most terrifying are those wild, fiery eyes with an obvious violent temperament and quick wit behind them. she thinks as fast as she moves. and she moves FAST. she lunges, swift and unyielding. she corners. she squares up. she goes in for the kill. she winds her arm back. she swings towards her opponent with a deadly speed — she misses by a foot, the force causing her to fall face-first onto the floor. it’s thirty seconds in. jestiny is knocked out with a fractured skull. her opponent has not thrown a punch. jessie instantly progresses to the loser’s bracket.
Anything else we should know?: HIIIIIII in case it wasn’t clear i want jestiny to lose all her matches and go to the losers bracket and then lose there first. she is a failure and constantly fumbles the bag when it matters most and my goal and dream is to have her voted Most Pathetic Biggest Flop around. PLEASE PLEASE vote for whoever jestiny is up against to win so she can officially be crowned the ultimate failure.
#far cry oc tournament#oc polls#round 1b#far cry 5#it'd be really funny if it was 100%-0% for jestiny but ik some people will vote her regardless#also not gonna post the whole round all at once like i did by accident again#2 today 2 tomorrow like i intended from the start#unless i get impatient
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I love creepy and inexperienced Johnny makes my head go brrrrrrr (your writing is so good btw)
AAAA TYYY I'M SO GLAD U LIKE MY WRITING I THRIVE ON APPROVALLLL
i find that theres a lot of people that make him out to be this super innocent guy when he is probably a little evil or eccentric
i love him as a cringefail guy but i want it in a SUPER cringe way /lh
he's a very pathetic yandere
i will be making more don't worry!!
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MXTX Side Characters Tournament Submissions
SUBMISSIONS ARE CLOSED
Rules
One character per submission. If you want to submit multiple characters, please do so in separate forms
No main couples (Bingqiu, Wangxian, or Hualian)
Preliminary polls may occur to decide whether or not to include other significant characters like Feng Xin, Mu Qing, or Liu Qingge. Minor but popular characters like Six Balls will be allowed.
Tag: #mxtx side characters tournament
Submission List below the cut (Dealer's Choice not included)
SVSSS
Zhuzhi-lang
Submission 1: Snake boy my beloved
Submission 2: I love him
Shang Qinghua / Airplane
Submission (2): He's a sidekick and he's so sidelined that despite creating the universe he's treated as an afterthought - doubly a side character! But also? So relateable. He would absolutely have been on tumblr in his first life, he gets so excited about his blorbo who treats him terribly (until they finally get a happy ending in the extras - also! he has to wait for the extras to get his happy ending! very side-character of him). He holds the fascinating position of being mostly irrelevant to the story and yet without him the themes would totally fail. He deserves a win on something for once, okay?
Sha Hualing
Submission: Her cringefail losergirl swag has captivated me
Mu Qingfang
Submission: Ppl tend to completely forget he has a mad scientist side (see Jinlan arc) and if he gets into the tournament I'll have a reason to bring it up.
Daoist nuns triplets
Submission: Authors of "Song of BingQiu" and the true culprits behind the ass wine extra. Stop crediting Liu Mingyan with their hard work!
Mobei-jun
Submission: He's a demon tsundere who doesn't realize his human boyfriend is scared and easily squishable. Got demoted from king to cabinet minister during a hostile takeover but is pretty chill about it. Huge boobs.
Six Balls
Submission: When he was born he weighed as much as six balls. Current ball number unknown.
Helen of Troy*
Submission: uhm she isn't a Side character ? but she is referenced heavily by the main character and the subtext. This is integral to the plot of SVSSS because the subtext is where it's actually at. If all you do is read the book you will have several misconceptions of the plot. Anyway Shen Yuan!Shen Qingqiu is a metaphorical Helen of Troy within the story AND HE FUCKING SAYS THIS HIMSELF INSUSJSKS
*will have to pass a preliminary poll to be included in the tournament (<-thinks it would be funny to put her in)
Ning Yingying
Submission: Her glow-up in the SVSSS timeline is real! Instead of becoming Luo Binghe's childhood sweetheart, she roasts him for referring to her too familiarly. Love this for her.
Gongyi Xiao
Submission: He is such a Good Person who didn't deserve his fate :(
Qin Wanyue
Submission: Scum Villain's wettest and most pathetic loser! Of course, she's so pathetic that she's constantly overshadowed by more bombastically pathetic characters, but I think she deserves her chance at recognition.
OG Luo Binghe’s Harem
Submission: Binghe's harem the whole collection all of them together an amalgamation of all the wives
Tianlang-jun
Submission: Incredible character who does it like him
TGCF
Quan Yizhen
Submission: He's a good boi and thinking about him makes me cry a lil'.
Yin Yu
Submission: The guy of all time. The most average god ever. Someone give him a break. His face is so average that Xie Lian thought it was fake
Ling Wen
Submission: Girlboss. Did nothing wrong
Bai Jing (Brocade Immortal)
Submission: no 1 ling wen simp (just like me fr)
MDZS
A-Qing
Propaganda: She's so smart. She tricked so many people into thinking she was blind for so long. Also, she was really kind and considerate. Like she didn't have to save all of those people from Xue Yang. Oh and she's an excellent judge of character and super brave. Really hope she wins, she's such a fun little genius girl
Su Minshan / Su She
Propaganda: Idk I just kinda like him
Submission 2: Look at him having his own life and grudges and friendships and priorities completely unrelated to the main characters! He was so right to curse Jin Zixun
Wen Ning
Submission: This poor guy dealt with so much shit in life, only to be killed, resurrected, and forced to deal with Wuxian's bullshit for years on end
Jiang Cheng
Submission 1: Extremely traumatized yet also somehow the most normal and functional by the end. Huge bitch but I (and at least one of the other characters) think he deserves to be even worse after everything he's been through
Submission 2: Simultaneously badass and the most cringefail man. Extremely funny and stylish but still manages to be very uncool. Cries a lot. Also he's lost a lot of tumblr polls—let's give him another shot! We definitely love him more than his dad did!
Submission 3: He's got mommy issues AND daddy issues. He loves his sister and his shige so much. He's traumatised and incredibly competent. He rebuilt his whole sect! He's an asshole (affectionate). He's purple! He's got the coolest weapon ever conceived. I'm so worried about his blood pressure basically all the time.
Wen Qing
Submission 1: Doctor, mad scientist, war criminal, protective big sister... she has the range!!
Submission 2: Wen Qing my beloved!! She did surgery on a grape. Mad genius for real. Also a loving sister with a very sharp tongue and maybe no sense of how far is too far. Can't wait for them to find her alive in a Koi Tower basement!
Submission 3: Justice for my girl!!!!
Submission 4: She's bitchy and pragmatic and cares deeply and did an unprecedented operation (experimental and nonconsensual!), what's not to love? Also she deserved better.
Jin Ling
Submission 1: He may be a brat, but he has a good heart and a friendly dog. He thinks he's the main character of a much less intense story which keeps almost getting him killed
Submission 2: Bestest boy in the whole world. He's got a dog! A helicopter uncle! His dad's sword! Yeah he can be a little brat but he's SIXTEEN okay (or thirteen, or whatever, MXTX HELP) and he's got an incredible capacity for forgiveness. He's so good!
Xue Yang
Submission 1: No propaganda submitted
Submission 2: It's not that he's evil. He lacks empathy and he goes into a disassociative state and commits atrocities.
Xiao Xingchen
No propaganda submitted
Song Lan
No propaganda submitted
Fairy (Jin Ling’s dog)
Submission: The cutest, smartest, and goodest doggo! She's the one who led WangXian to the Nie sword tomb to save Jin Ling! and led Jiang Cheng to Guanyin Temple to save Jin Ling! and led Lan cultivators to the temple to help Lan Wangji and Lan Xichen (and Jin Ling!)
Bichen
Submission: this sword has been through a lot…
Lan Xichen
Submission: Pay your respects to the captain of the WangXian ship! Those idiots would keep pining for another 13282627 years if it weren't for him!
#mxtx side characters tournament#submissions#idk if the source material section of the form was strictly necessary but it does make my life easier so.#not a poll#tumblr tournament#character tournament#my submissions
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