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#oops forgot to post this#i made this about a few weeks ago#since then i bought bg3#but then it turned out my pc cannot handle the game#cuz my pc is like 8 or more years old#and i still only had windows 7 on it#lmao#so yeah i tried to get windows 10#thinking I could finally play with bg3#but unfortunately#while i could download windows 10#my pc kept on crashing when i tried to update my drivers or idk what those were#tbh i got help from my brother#tb more h my brother did everything while also trying to explain to my senile ass what he's doing and what needs to be done#anyway#my brother's not an experts#so my mother talked with one of her coworkers about my pc#and that coworker said “P'ah! I can fix it! You don't need to bring it to a professional! I can fix it!”#he couldn't fix it#so#my mom and brother brought my pc to a professional and told him just about everything#turns out some kind of fan was a bit broken so it didn't keep something cool and that thing overheated and broke#soooo#uhh#I'm a whole new computer#the only thing that's not going to be replaced is the video card#ahhh#I'm so excited to see what my new computer case is going to look like#i hope it'll go well with my room
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Okay so, I fully agree that q!Bagi is not obligated to stick by Cellbit or watch over him- and that it's healthy for her to grow closer to other people who make her feel happy and focusing on them could really help her start to heal from years of trauma she's gone though. I'm all for her finding people that feel like family when her brother doesn't right now. She is so much more then just his sister.
... but I don't agree with the common take that q!Cellbit doesn't care about her- I just don't think it's fair to take the way he's acting lately as truly reflective of how he feels towards the others, his mental health is at it's lowest, he's lashing out in self-destructive ways, and hasn't really had a moment to just take-in and process everything he's learned about the past that was taken from him with all the other stressful garbage going on. 'Course none of that is to say the weight of how he's treating people like his sister (and the others) should just be ignored and it's fully up to them to decide if they still want him around or not- I just don't agree with writing him off as not caring for her.
It's a painful, messy, complicated situation... but he knows she's been hurting for a long time- and I still believe that him hunting down fed members is as much for him as it is for her and everyone else whose been hurt by them even if Bagi openly hates what he's doing. He may not want to admit it, but I think he does care about her deep down- and he wants to push her away like everyone else (who isn't Baghera) right now.
I don't know if they'll ever be able to be a 'family' again let alone as close as they once were, but I think there's still some hope left that they can make something work... maybe.
... I also don't think she's ever going to truly 'give-up' on him because Bagi is simply a VERY determined person and not one to let her dummy little brother tell her what to do lol
#qsmp#gemeos do misterio#cellbit#q!Bagi#oibagi#I never know what tag to use for her orz#but yeh everytime I see a post about Bagi finding new family I go 'yeah ^_^' until I read the words 'her brother doesn't care about her'#and then I just go ' ._. hmmm'- I don't consider myself an expert on either of them but I just don't agree sry#would love comments from people more well-versed on their characters tho- appreciated!#and like- I'm speaking as someone who has a sibling I'm usually pretty close too and one I want to cut out of my life as soon as I can lol
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not fucking AI generated art on the tumblr radar 💀💀💀💀💀
#thunderclap#1. why is the radar there i have that shit deactivated#2. the absolute iron steel nuclear fuel BALLS this guy has to call their account and brand 'verum artifex' or '''true artist''' in latin#or whatever the genuine fuck theyre on about. im pretty sure artifex doesnt actually mean artist but go off#the second i read 'shaped by imagination' i knew what this guy was about it was so obvious#their faq is so fucking lame even their picture of a paintbrush is ai generated#and theyre like 'i incorporate my own touch into the ai generated pieces'#my brother in christ theres no fucking way. the art you show thats supposedly yours figures nowhere stylistically in the ai pieces#YOURE MAKING PIECES WITH STYLES THAT ARENT EVEN YOURS HELLO!!!#AND THEY HAVE THE GALL TO TAKE COMMISSIONS TOO....#ai#ok i looked up artifex and it means skilled/artistic/expert 💀💀💀💀 hermano. que cojones.#este pavo se ha llamado a si mismo experto verdadero/ talento verdadero voy a explotar te lo juro
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So I've played like 35 or so hours of fallout 4 and I genuinely do not know much of anything BUT I do have a question. Who is the best companion
#fallout 4#im very biased towards dogmeat because of the extra carry from lone wanderer#i am out here with 470 weight units of stuff hauling ass because i don't have a fully sentient companion#i like nick also but i kinda didn't know he could. do things like hack or pick locks so#i got my skills in those up to expert level#and he always compliments you on opening anything#'they should've brought a better lock:#my brother they physically could not do that
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When you backread through a fun conversation you had with someone for hours an angel gets its wings
#I was talking to my brother about Norman doors and I had fun in my UX class and he was telling me about demon cores and the trolley problem#in his class. AND I remembered to take my meds today so I can feel every cell in my body. i can feel the neurons rubbing together#and yesterday I infodumped about the specialists bullseye chart to crow and how it ties with witch hat atelier#WHICH I MANAGED TOGET THEM TK READ IM SO HAPPY. I MAKE SQUEALING GUINEA PIG NOISES EVERY TIME THEY TELL ME WHAT THEYVE READ SO FAR. AHH#i might not even be scratching the surface with witch hat there are so many themes i could not possibly fathom or go over my heasd#and thats what makes it so exciting there are so many spaces in between that you can fill with your thoughts and i. i#waves my hands around manically#for anyone interested in my insane ramblings. the bullseye chart is from are we all scientific experts now by harry collins#in my own words its basically saying everything we know about anything is a game of broken telephone#and it discusses how information gets lost in translation between experts and laymen including things that arent in control#one of the main points was how things that happen between experts are complicated including debates and findings#that you can only really understand thru research and experience in that field and cant be smoothly shared without it being reworded#and risking some of those key points. or even concepts that are hard to understand that cant be shared at all#like if you tried to tell me about how DNA works using words scientists are familiar with but i am NOT- i risk missing concepts that i need#to understand to know how it works on the level you understand. or i risk having it reworded and understanding it but not on that level#AND IT DOES TIE TO WITCH HAT THE WITCH AND NORMAL FOLK COMMUNITIES I PROMISE. ITS SO INTERESTING#anyway i spent hours reading back thru that conversation and i might as well admit it goes for almost every fun conversation i have#and it might be the 20mg of adderall in my body but i am in such a state of peace and love i have to verbalize it. ahh#yapping
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From the people who brought you: "Android detectives can't cook!" comes the concept: "Hank has a horrible food palate!"
He's happy to try anything once.
#the rainbow shrimp skewer is from worst cooks in america#it made me laugh so hard i had to draw this#also idk how egg correlates with cheese#none of them know what anything tastes like#and hank is like ‘i mean food is food’#he's so valid#i'm the least pickiest eater in ever and will also try anything once#one time my starbucks coworkers asked me how much money it would take for me to put the sink discard in my mouth#i said $5 tbh#BUT IN MY DEFENSE it was like idk whip cream and fruit pieces like bfd you know yolo#also i love both the idea that they are all expert 5 star chefs who feed hank WELL#and the idea that they all are riding the thin line between edible content and something resembling sumo's finest backyard creations#of course the second one resonates well with my content so#incompetent chefs it is#rk bros#rk brothers#dbh hank#dbh nines#dbh sixty#detroit become human#dbh comic#comic#also sorry for the reupload the first version's quality was HEINOUS#hopefully this is better#dbh connor
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Also just because you get annoyed by something someone is doing doesn't mean they are evil you can leave us alone
#this is about autistic people.#that guy in you class that is always asking questions? he always raises his hand theres nothing wrong with it#it takes time in the class but that's how he makes sure he understands the subject#and meanwhile every other student decides hes an asshole#that girl who doesnt blink and who cant seem to have a linear conversation is not doing anything wrong#you dont like interacting with her but that doesnt say anything about her you can leave her alone you dont have to bitch behind her back#that person cant read social cues? why are you getting mad? can you shut the fuck up?#it is insane how often some of my friends talk about people who are clearly autistic and are mad at them#no its not because theyre autistic theyre just always interupting!#its not because theyre autistic they just make me uncomfortable! PLEASE LISTEN TO YOURSELF#i swear youre all asshole to us#no respect fr#its so annoying to see you run in a circle trying to justify calling someone an ass for doing literally nothing wrong#youre allowed to feel how you want about other people but you always jump to bullying#and whenever i try to make them realize they get so deffensive#just because you grew up with an autistic brother does not make you a fucking expert youre not even close to him!!#ok sorry im gonna go hit my bong im getting too angry lol
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Oh, me? I don't have a type...
*trying to hide the doctors of my favourite fandoms*
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#they ar all so friendable i love them#doc roe#irwin wade#yellow-fucking-fang#is this a coinscidence? probably#do i care? not really#band of brothers#saving private ryan#warrior cats#does bildad the shuhite count? he IS an expert in human births y'know#🥨🪶#and there's my ocs lmao#half of them are somewhat doctors 🥲
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Whenever i see posts like this i start thinking some taxi driver shit. Some day a real rain will come and wash away all the vermin etc
#thats cool how esoteric you are. hey my autistic brother is 24 and wears a diaper are you normal about that#also im no andy samberg expert but joanna newsom has to be the autistic one in that relationship. purely speculating but
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If you live in Austrilia why do you keep posting about USA politics? You don’t live here.
First of all its spelled Australia. I know we don't pronounce half the syllables but come on.
Second of all, LOL.
The fact that you've sent through this ask says so much. If you think you live in a bubble where US politics doesn't affect the rest of the world, you're dead wrong.
See the United States has something that we don't. It's called the US Dollar. It's the most commonly held currency in the world, and most international trade is conducted in it. Australia has a stockpile of it, pretty much all the countries in the world do, because it's how we do business. We hold a bunch of it so that we can do international business with y'all and with most other countries. We have a foreign exchange reserve of about 35 US Billion.
That might not mean a whole lot to you, because you think that American decisions only affect Americans.
DING DONG YOUR OPINION IS WRONG
When America makes dumb decisions like electing an orange shit flinging megalomaniac, the rest of the world loses confidence in the American dollar and gets all nervous and shit. And because we are close friends and trading partners, Australia's economy suffers as a result.
America's political climate also strongly influences our own. We generally follow whatever you guys do. You elect a psychopath, we elect a psychopath. You close your borders, we tighten ours.
You go to war, we follow you in. We're fucking allies. Australia's one of your most loyal friends. We've got American military bases on Australian soil. Look up Pine Gap. It's a fucking CIA/NSA base in the middle of our goddamn country.
You and me baby, we're best mates whether you like it or not.
And, like a good best mate,
I'M GONNA FUCKING SAY SOMETHING WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING FUCKING STUPID
SUCH AS ELECTING DONALD FUCKING TRUMP BACK INTO FUCKING OFFICE
#australia#jesus christ spell my country right PLEASE#it is not that hard#this is an enormous oversimplification i'm not an expert i just dont wanna see y'all literally die#at the hands of your own brothers and cousins#come on its still thanksgiving go hang out dont send me shit like this
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holy shit I misread your pinned post (I thought it said you sexualized old men) and assumed you’d be okay with innuendo im so sorry if you’re not Q_Q Dewey loves you very much and very genuinely I’m sorry if my ask sucked
i do sexualize those old men anon dont worry just not on main
#its my favorite hobby#and brother call me an expert the way i#the way i put my thousand hours into it#the way i. am banned from all local nursing homes#the way i. i.#old men 🫶#.ask
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back when i'd first read dark rise, i'd written this little moody rescue au oneshot for Will & James (KempClair? What're we calling them lol),
I'd started drafting a James POV + continuation of it, which was left marinating in my gdocs until i read dark heir last weekend and had my brain chemicals once again reactivated.
below is a sample of that WIP which i am feeding you directly from my stupid little hands ;;
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All draped in black and gold, crystal and white, wearing lavish masks over their eyes, unable to obscure their covetous little stares. Appraising James like he’s one of the cracked marble busts or stolen baroque oil paintings laid out on the lobby floor to be admired, but all too rich for their blood.
Another era, another gilded cage.
James St. Clair, on display again, an objet of virtu presented by yet another man drunk off conditional loyalty and borrowed prestige. Surrounded by vermin that think themselves his followers.
Well. Not untrue.
James tips his crystal drinking glass to his lips, itching to stain the crimson carpeted floors of the Hotel with a much darker red. It would be sooo easy; with a twitch of his fingers, he could turn this stupid masquerade into a massacre. But what he lacks in temperance and humility, he makes up for with patience. So he lets the wine soothe his nerves and sharpen his tongue instead. Biding his time.
Waiting. Always waiting.
"Are you enjoying yourself, my jewel?" James' current "patron" whispers, close enough to disturb the pendant dangling from his earlobe. A diamond-encrusted silver cross, clamped painfully onto James' ear, since his invulnerability makes piercings impossible to hold. It's not a relic, but like most jewelry designed in his honour, the earring is... troublesome.
"Oh, positively euphoric," James drawls in reply, inspecting the cuticles of his free hand to showcase exactly how much fun he's not having. But his sarcasm is lost on his patron, the dleusional swine, who returns a satisfied hum as he swirls his own champagne glass thoughtfully.
"As you should be. After all, tonight will be the marking of a new era - a new king. And what is a king without his crown jewel?"
Hah. Derision peals out of James' throat before he can swallow it back. How violently laughable. It's like this every fucking time.
But his laughter falters a moment later, as a subtle murmur ripples through the throng of cultists surrounding him. No, not a murmur, no one has stopped talking, not for a second.
Not a flicker, either, the chandelier lights overhead glittering bright, winking starlight into his eyes.
A shiver, then. A sudden drop in temperature that only he seems to feel. And it was so sickeningly hot just a moment ago.
And then --
Found you.
Robbed of his breath and his heartbeat and every thought he's ever had, James lifts his eyes and finds himself pinned, under that dark endless gaze he's felt a thousand times in his dreams.
There, in the crowd, separated by a dozen or so false followers, a pale face looks regards him, shrouded in black lace.
James' lips part by a fraction of a centimeter, and he feels himself about to say. You found me.
The spell remains unbroken, even as James' patron pulls an arm around his waist, announcing his latest conquest to the thrall before him. "A toast--" he says, or maybe he doesn't. James isn't listening. He can't hear a thing.
He swallows back the rest of his wine, untangles himself from the unwanted grip.
"Where do you --"
"Breath of fresh air," he mutters, tearing himself away.
Away, away and up the empire steps to the mezzanine, up the next few floors of the Hotel until he reaches an empty hall, void of false followers and prying eyes. He's vaguely aware that he's shivering hard. Not because his thin white shirt leaves his back exposed. Not because of the wine in his blood.
Absently, he grabs a forgotten coat draped over the bannister, and pulls his arms through. But the shaking does not stop.
In the Hotel, his steps are muted against the carpeted floors. But as pushes through the glass doors leading to the balcony. the ground beneath his boot heels is more solid. Still, he feels as though if he takes another step, he'll fall right through.
Will is waiting for him by the marble-wrought railing, still and beautiful as a sculptor's depiction of Lucifer. God's beloved, fallen.
"You came for me," he breathes, bathed once more in Will's beckoning gaze. With impossible yearning, James reaches out, not with his hands but with his magic, to assure himself this isn't a spectre, a cruel trick, the kind that fate has played on him over and over and over -
"You can come closer,"
A gloved hand reaches toward him. Not begging to touch. Not commanding.
It's too much. James had spent this entire lifetime cultivating a wall of ice and iron around himself, only for it to melt from a single gesture from Will. He practically pours himself into Will's arms, pressing his cheek against his hand.
"I wasn't sure," he sighs, dragging his fingers, his real ones, along Will's armdf;lskdf;lka;lkfsdlkjdf idk to be conitniutend ?????? bY e
#dark rise#dark heir#james st. clair#i had this thought that to escape Will shoots James right through the shoulder knowing he'll heal so that he can get the guy behind them#and then violet rolls up in the getaway car like “fancy a ride 🤨???”#and James is like where's my darling brother? not part of your motley crew this time ???#and violet hits him with the “forgive me if i didn't want you two to cannibalize each other in the getaway car”#she says weaving through traffic several kilometers more per hour than recommended by experts#“right. that's your prerogative”#and violet doesn't even say anything she just gives will a look in the rearview mirror like 😐#anyways#i'd like to finish this as possible but i have a thousand thoughts running through my head at any given time so we'll see#gjs;lejrfrgslk;jtwrklfjgrsj;lkjelkrjlksjdf;l<kjs; if you will#if you WILL
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What it looks like when I've had more experience in a rhythm game btw
#gerard's diary#recorded this for my brother then remembered the anon from the other day that tried to shit on me#for not being an expert on a game i had only played once before that
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i'm really a fan of how darius seems to surround himself with people that have him exasperate a lot of time.
i'd like to continue that trend with the previous golden guard.
like imagine teen!darius who acts as of he is soo much more mature than his peers and totally above their childish nonsense (which is like only 20% true)
and then there is his mentor who is very serious and competent while on duty as golden guard. but he puts on a prince charming act or he will joke around and act sillier than necessary.
it initially annoys darius so so much because he tries really hard to be all serious and grown up just for... this.
"why so serious and uptight? you are like, 14. we should go play a prank or something to lighten the mood."
darius is 15. he knows his mentor knows. he is totally just trolling him.
obviously darius comes to greatly care for and admire his mentor but yeah
i think he is generally one to need some time to grow fond of people haha
#i imagine them having a brotherly bond rather than father and son#like the previous gg is the older brother darius absolutelly never asked for#(but still comes to love)#also i like the idea that the previous gg was s social expert#much unlike hunter#he my tease darius but in turn darius sees through his well crafted charmer persona#the owl house#toh#darius deamonne#darius owl house#previous golden guard
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THE BAD BATCH
Kind of
So, I was planning on drawing something for the return of the bad batch, but I have been massively uninspired for about 5 months now, and didn't do it.
My little brother, being the absolute gem that he is, quickly drew a horrifying yet beautiful rendition of clone force 99 to make up for my lack.
When I say that this drawing made me laugh to tears, it is an understatement. After whipping this masterpiece out in about 7 minutes, WITHOUT REFERENCES mind you, my brother made me promise to post it on here, and I was more than happy to oblige.
I hope you all get even a fraction of the joy this disturbing art has brought me ❤️
#the bad batch#not my art#but my brother gave enthusiastic permission for me to post it#clone force 99#arc trooper echo#tbb hunter#wrecker#crosshair#tech bad batch#tbb#this brought me so much joy#sorry i havent been posting#i hope to get back on the saddle soon#my bro is so talented#an expert of cartoons especially when they are horrifying like this
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There's speculation that Sherlock purposefully got the problems wrong, or William purposefully marked all the problems wrong, but...
According to the students, the test was difficult, and Sherlock most likely didn't know the formulas for the level William was teaching in that class.
My brother's math professor explained it as, "Math equations are like an engine. You can't fix it without the tools. In math, the tools are the formulas, and the equation is the engine. You can't solve a math equation without the formulas."
So it's entirely possible Sherlock got all the problems wrong.
#im by no means an expert in math so take this all with a grain of salt#despite the fact my mom went to college for math my dad is an engineer and my brother is in college for engineering#moriarty the patriot#mtp#william moriarty#mtp sherlock
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