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dragon-giggles · 8 months

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I'm like the band, I don't know anything about Minecraft either lol

#I just never played it or anything as a kid #Please don't come after me Minecraft cult #Scooter #Dr. Teeth #Electric Mayhem #The Muppets #Muppet headcanons #Asks

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melodic-cherry · 6 months

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This!! But I headcanon teeth was a **huge** dork beyond belief until Floyd came around :,,,) it’s semi canon? Kinda

#muppets #dr teeth #muppet headcanons

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groovycat18 · 1 year

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Janice doesn’t swear much, if not at all...but when she DOES, it 100% always catches the rest of the band off guard.

#the muppets #muppet headcanons #janice #muppets janice #dr. teeth and the electric mayhem

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the-maddened-hatter · 2 years

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Gonzo Headcanons!

Pansexual & Agender, and is perfectly fine with any pronouns

He's a descendant of a plague doctor doll (links for context)

Camilla got him his iconic chili pepper shirt as a gift for their anniversary

He and Camilla have 4 children and all of them would hatch from eggs. 3 of them are little feathered plague doctor beasties like Gonzo (one black, one grey, one white), but they act way more avian like their mom (chirping, flapping, pecking etc) . the 4th would look mostly like Gonzo, but covered in bright blue feathers and would be a total daredevil like Gonzo. Gonzo laid the 4th egg.

The black feathered one is named Houdini, the grey feathered one is named Keaton, and the white feathered one is named Earhart. The blue feathered one is named Macguffin (Guffie for short)

#gonzo #gonzo the great #muppet #the muppets #the muppet show #muppets #headcanon #Gonzobabies #keaton #earhart #houdini #macguffin #guffie #camilla chicken #muppet headcanons #muppets as a species #fankids #muppet fankids

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pilfappreciator · 5 months

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Been seeing lots of Bruce x Reader content which is fine! Great even! But I've seen absolutely NOBODY acknowledged the existence of his fine ass muppet wife so I went ahead and DID IT MYSELF 😤😤😤

Bruce/Brandi x Reader

Includes: GN! Reader, polyamory, lots of MILF/DILF appreciation (as there should be), Vacay Lovers

🧡 Chances are you first met them while visiting Vacay Island. Bruce welcomed you with open arms and that charming attitude of his, got you nice and situated for your stay. Eventually he introduced you to his lovely wife Brandi and the kids

💜 The couple warm up to you pretty quick. You've got a great personality, you never hesitate to help them out around the island, their kids adore you (not to mention you're pretty cute)

🧡 These two are honestly couple goals. Literally soulmates. They're super devoted to one another and its pretty obvious to everyone around that they're meant to be. I mean they literally have a gaggle of kids so yknow they're in it for the long run

💜 THAT BEING SAID!! It'd probably be a while before you three actually got together

🧡 Bruce and Brandi only have eyes for each other (at least at first). Introducing someone new into the relationship probably wouldn't even occur to them unless they got to know that person really well, and even then there'd still be long discussions between the two about whether they're really ready for that kind of change. What it would mean for the relationship, how it might affect them, their family and business, ect.

💜 These two never half-ass things. Both are the type to pour their entire souls into what they deem important so if you're gonna be with them, then you bet your ass that it's gonna be for the long haul. The three of you WILL retire and grow old together okay they will PERSONALLY see to it

🧡 But eventually, after you've known them for a year or two and once they've both come to terms with how they feel about you?

💜 BABES PREPARE TO GET SWEPT OFF YOUR FEET

🧡 These two are the perfect team (comes with co-owning a business and running a family ig)

💜 After years of being the heartthrob of BroZone, Bruce is an expert at putting his natural charm and good looks to use. This man is constantly making time to come over and strike up a conversation. And I think it's universally agreed that the guy is not shy or subtle once so ever, so expect a lot of compliments/winks/charming smirks thrown your way. This man is fully leaning up against the wall beside you, giving you that signature Casanova Smoulder(tm), all while telling you how he and Brandy are planning to add french fries to the bar menu

🧡 "But it's supposed to be a surpise until then so let's just keep this between the three of us. Okay, beautiful?" He says with a wink, raising a finger and briefly pressing it against your lips

💜 You probably shouldn't get so flustered over French fries... unfortunately Bruce is sexy and knows it 😔

🧡 Brandi isn't as on-the-nose as her husband but that doesn't mean she's any less effective. She managed to snag someone like Bruce afterall so you KNOW she's got game

💜 Definitely gives you just as many compliments and praise but she's very like... very nonchalant about it?? Like the two of you will be mid convo and she'll just randomly go "wow you are literally so gorgeous haha. Are you sure you're single?"

🧡 You have about five seconds to respond before she's moving on and telling you all about how one of her sons keeps getting stuck in ketchup bottles

💜 It's kinda hard to tell if she's actually flirting with you. She's pretty laid back compared to her husband and at certain times she seems like a bit of an airhead, so whenever she says something nice, it tends to come off as a casual compliment...

🧡 But then there are times where she'll like? Brush a strand of hair outta your face, or wipe some food from the corner of mouth unprompted, or point out a piece of jewelry you have on by running her fingers over it?? Her skin grazing your own just the barest amount??? All while she's giving you that look??????

💜 This woman is sneaky as fuck ngl

🧡 Expect to hear these two gush about each other on the daily. They are CONSTANTLY hyping each other up whenever they're apart (they're in love what do you expect?), but when you've got the BOTH OF THEM in front of you??

💜 They are a well-oiled machine. You are absolutely getting tag teamed by this duo. By the time you leave their company expect to be red in the face and your heart skipping a few beats

🧡 You get invited to a LOT of family meals. Mostly dinners, but sometimes lunch and even breakfast too. And believe me, there is no such thing as a quite meal with this family. They have 13 chaotic kids who are always getting into shit so expect to come outta the whole ordeal with a few food stains on your clothes

💜 look out for Bruce Jr. cuz that kid will for sure try to start a food fight

🧡 Bruce and Brandi are always super apologetic about any messes that occur (they know first hand how exhausting their gaggle of kids can be), but then you just smile and seem genuinely unbothered? Maybe even amused by it all??

💜 "Babe what's their ring size?"

"Brandi, honey, pretty sure we have to at least take them on a date first."

"I'm just asking for a friend!"

"...Am I the friend?"

"You know you are, babe."

🧡 Yeah if these two catch you hitting it off with their kids and showing a genuine interest in their hobbies/interest/lives?? They are SWOONING, vows are being MADE, rings are being CHOSEN—

💜 If at any point you recognize Bruce from BroZone, or if Brandi brings it up in conversation in an attempt to boost her man's rep, then prepare yourself because Bruce will most definitely start putting on a show

🧡 Under normal circumstances he'd be wayyyy more hesitant. Performing anything from his past doesn't bring up the best memories... but he's willing to bust out a good bop if it earns him brownie points in your book (and it better considering that his wife is always telling him how hot he looks whenever he's doing his "boy band thing" lol)

💜 OUTINGS WITH BRANDi!! This woman is taking you shopping or out to the nearest cafe/restaurant that just so happens to serve your favorite, what do you know! Sometimes she brings you along to meet her friends, all of whom are well aware of your existence wink wonk

🧡 Will swoon and fan herself whenever you offer to pay for things, but like as a joke!

💜 (not)

🧡 Chances are the kids already know what's up with the three of you. Maybe it doesn't click immediately but Bruce Jr. notices that how his parents treat and act around you is the same as they treat and act around each other, he goes blabbing to his siblings and soon enough they're all in on it. They don't entirely understand the complexity of the situation... but they're aware that one extra parent potentially means more presents for christmas sooooo

💜 These little shits are mischievous as hell. They are asking you what your favorite color is just to subtly drop the answer while Brandi is out shopping for trinkets. You mention what kind of music you're into and suddenly Bruce is looking up playlists

🧡 You better believe all 13 of them have started a betting pool going about who will confess first, you or their parents.

💜 Brandi's friends might be in on this betting pool. The other vacationers too

🧡 Eventually (after lots of pining and a fuck ton of patiently biding their time), Bruce and Brandi decide to take the leap and invite you into the relationship

💜 They invite you to dinner. It is a WHOLE ordeal and they've been planning months in advance. The kids are off being babysat by one of Brandi's friends (both parties were suspiciously cool with this sudden course of action). Their business is put on pause with little complaint from their customers (again, suspicious)

🧡 You're immediately drowned in compliments the second you show up at the door. You could legit just be dressed in your pj's and they're like "wow those sweatpants really make your eyes pop 😀" sjsjskakaka

💜 You are being waited on hand and foot the whole time. Bruce is manifesting every ounce of romanticism he can— flower petals everywhere, candles are lit, he's got a ukulele tuned and ready for when he eventually serenades you. Meanwhile Brandi has cooked you a feast made entirely of all your favorites and is tucking little flowers into your hair every now and then. At some point she hands you a cute piece of jewelry she saw while out shopping the other day. Just a little somethin somethin that immediately made her think of you <33

🧡 Overall, dinner is going great! The three of you are having a blast in each other's company and it's refreshing to be able to have a conversation without worrying about rambunctious kids or another pink eye outbreak. The atmosphere is quite yet intimate. Their hard work is not going to waste. You are thoroughly wooed

💜 And just when dessert is about to be served—

🧡 "We think you're really hot."

"Wha— BRANDi! My song!"

"Hmm? OH, was I supposed to wait till after—?"

💜 Yeahhh they kinda fumble the confession ngl. You'd think they'd be smoother but they are both: 1) very excited, and 2) very nervous

🧡 Nevertheless, their point gets across. For a moment they kinda panic because of how quite you are afterwards, but really you're just? Absolutely flabbergasted?? These two hotties wanna date YOU??? FR??????

💜 Of course once you manage to form a coherent response (hopefully a positive one), the couple is literally over the moon

🧡 Brandi's flapping her lil muppet hands all excited like "OMIGOSH THEY SAID YES?!"

💜 And Bruce is just smirking and all like "of course they did, honey, did you seriously think they'd say no to the two of us?" all while simultaneously releasing the death grip he had on his ukulele (this man is a fraud)

🧡 Victory dessert follows shortly after. Your hands become absolutely useless for the next few minutes because these two are DEFINITELY TAKING TURNS SPOON-FEEDING YOU AJSHAKAKAKA

💜 The night ends with the three of you hanging out on the couch, either with Bruce serenading you and Brandi or the three of you just cuddling in a pile (probably both ngl)

🧡 Cue the next morning. The kids come back just to find you all fast asleep in the living room, you in the middle with their parents on either side

💜 Pictures are 100% being taken

I love these two a lot, could you tell?

Thinkin about doing a PART TWO!! Lemme know what you guys think 👀

#ppl love bruce and thats valid but like??#they ignore his gorgeous muppet wife???#LIKE YOU GUYS SHES RIGHT THERE HELLO #livin up to my username #trolls #trolls band together #bruce trolls #spruce trolls #brandi trolls #x reader #headcanon #Vacay Lovers #<-shipname? anyone??#trolls x reader #brozone #brozone x reader

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soulsoffairlight · 2 months

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Paleteria still isn't out for android. I'm about to kick Google play in the face since it's most likely their fault. I wanted to play it before I went on a job shadowing trip WWAAA I DONT WANNA USE MY PHONE DURING IT!!!! No spoilers pls and ty BTW :3

Anyways papa louie style test :3 please ignore the hands LMAO

I hc Radlynn as being a stubborn and smartassy girlboss since she's a closer in many of the games. Think of Kim Pine. I also hc that she has adhd and is semi-verbal, and doesn't really care what pronouns are used for her. Lastly, I hc that she is 19 and related to Hacky Zak, who is 18 (and transmasc), in some way, probably an older sister or cousin.

And as for Caroline, my oc? She's definitely batshit insane yet determined, like some sort of hyperactive chihuahua that takes its job seriously. She is a lesbian also with adhd. She works as a studio bassist and loves spicy food. She probably eats ghost peppers for fun.

This shading style feels so awkward and messy to me so I might just use my usual shading style

#not a muppet post sorry #flipline radlynn #flipline #flipline studios #flipline fanart #papa louie oc #papa louie #papa's hot doggeria #metal pipe asmr #ibis paint x #fanart #fandom art #papa louie headcanons #headcanon #papa's paleteria

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rowlfthedog · 11 months

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Riddle me this, dear Muppet Fans & Followers-

Where. The HELL. Does Gonzo shop for clothes?

He’s always wearing either Business Casual or Uncle Chic- (More like…Chick. Ahahah. Just a little Poultry Humor for you.) what gives? He’s two feet tall. He’s the size of a human toddler. Kermit having clothes tailored is reasonable, he’s an extremely public figure and only wears clothes for movies and special occasions. Rizzo’s wardrobe is also normal, with there being a sprawling community of Muppet rats and all, I’m sure there are rat clothing stores somewhere. EXHIBIT A:

Yolanda’s cute little dresses. That hat Rizzo always wears. The fact that he even has the ability to wear a little T-Shirt instead of his varsity jacket when he sees fit. But GONZO?

SIR. WHERE ARE YOU, in-universe, ACQUIRING THE LITTLE SWEATER VESTS AND SILLY SHIRTS WITH POPPED COLLARS. His wardrobe is sooooo extensive.

And yes, I HAVE considered the possibility of Muppet-specific clothing stores, BUT. You see. It has been made very clear over the years that clothes are OPTIONAL for Muppets. They’d probably be considered a commodity. Like, it’s ALL considered designer because it’s a privilege and not a necessity.

And, you know, to be fair, this Whatever is LOADED- but ONLY SOMETIMES. He was a CEO for like a couple months and then exploded all of his income for funsies.

#barks #the muppets #gonzo #headcanon tag tbd

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dragon-giggles · 8 months

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I relate to this so much myself

#Rowlf is allowed to cuss because he's done it before #Rowlf the dog #The muppets #Muppet headcanons #Asks

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yourfaveisafearavatar · 6 months

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Gonzo from the Muppets is an Avatar of the Vast.

#gonzo #the muppets #the magnus archives #tma #tma headcanons #avatar of the vast

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cingulata · 11 months

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Thinking about all the lore we get from their pages in the Muppets Character Encyclopedia:

"His solo album, Zoot Plays The Blues, sold just six copies" ok but you know at least one of those copies had to have been purchased by Lips. Maybe all six - he keeps one for himself, and he's constantly lending out the other five copies to everyone he meets to show off what a musical genius his boyfriend is.

#also lips being a guest lecturer is even funnier now #zoot muppet #lips muppet #otp: private jam session #headcanons

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the-maddened-hatter · 2 years

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A small list of Miscellaneous Muppet headcanons

Rowlf is either 1/2 or 1/4 bear

Fozzie uses jokes to deal with anxiety (but not successfully) (In either case)

When Kermit grew legs, he was given books like "slime in new places", "warts and all", and "tad to toad"

Beaker texts in emojis

Sweetums likes to bake, but eating anything he makes is a surefire way to give yourself a monsterous hairball (literally).

#muppet rowlf #muppet #the muppets #the muppet show #muppets #rowlf the dog #rowlf #fozzie bear #kermit #sweetums #beaker muppets #beaker #hairball #awkward puberty books #headcanons #muppet headcanons #muppet headcanon #there will be more

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adobe-outdesign · 11 months

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this string of thoughts is gonna make me sound insane but whatever I'm going for it

So in the BG of the gulag scenes in Muppets Most Wanted a bunch of the pirate characters made for Muppet Treasure Island are there. This includes Blind Pew, who shows up sans eyepatches

and then I was thinking about how the pirate Muppets are probably actors in-universe, and then I started thinking about how this character:

Is some kind of reptile

Black eyes (or no eyes in this case)

European accent

Over-dramatic

Wispy white hair

Beard

Tattered clothing

Performed by Jerry Nelson

and from there, I drew the only logical conclusion one could possibly draw from this information

these two are A) related and B) hate each other

#muppets #the muppets #muppet treasure island #uncle deadly #blind pew #outdesign posts things #outdesign has headcanon #specifically I think he's uncle deadly's uncle because that's the funniest option #he shows up to the family reunions drinks all the booze and leaves

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jackseverywhere · 10 months

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Finally finished! I had a lot of fun doing this. I love the "polymayhen and animal like their son". Personally I find it very justifiable, I mean, their songs, covers, the way they sing it... Truly love it

#MJH: Muppet Jack Headcanon #polymayhem #otp: dr pepper #otp: act naturally #otp: mouth #otp: private jam session #otp: love me forever #muppets #muppets fanart #muppets mayhem #the electric mayhem #dr teeth and the electric mayhem #mini comic #dr teeth #floyd pepper #janice muppets #lips muppet #zoot muppet #animal muppet

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