Alfred: You've reached the Wayne residence, who may I ask is calling?

Danny: Uhhh... I think I have a wrong number? I'm trying to reach Dick. This is his friend Danny.

Alfred: I'm sorry, but Master Richard is unavai- You're in luck. He just stepped in. There's a "Danny" on the phone for you?

Dick: (steals the phone and runs) Shit, sorry, Danny. I meant to give you the number for Titans Tower.

Danny: Dude, what the hell? Who was that on the phone?

Dick: Uhh... My grandpa?

Danny: Your grandpa calls you "Master Richard"?

Dick: ...yes?

I just don't know if Danny would believe it, or if he'd have the braincells to remember that his own butler addressed him the same way from when his family was loaded for that one week.

saiki k au. theres a glee club at pk. its how everyone meets. kusuo's the silent pianist whos just always there and can somehow play every song on command or without. no one questions it

"where are saiki's powers" in your heart ❤️❤️❤️ his powers dont play such a huge part here im just bingewatching glee rn

OK I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I WAS APPARENTLY SLEEPWALKING LAST NIGHT??? MY BROTHER JUST TOLD ME THIS

Apparently I got up and came downstairs at like 12:40 and he was like “what are you doing up” and I just curled up on the couch and said “I’m gonna go back to sleep” and he was like “why are you down here shouldn’t you go back to sleep in your bed” and I just said “I thought I was supposed to be awake”

LIKE WHAT??? WHY DID I JUST FIND OUT ABOUT THIS

“Is that so? It definitely is less scared than my brothers.” 

Convenient Timing Chapter 7 is now out gang. After like a few months... I finally got the next chapter out

Barbie is speaking to us

felix exuberating theater-kid energy nonstop this season just makes me imagine his pv chat noir design being a parody of adrien's chat noir

To be or not to be (a blackmailer)

Danny fit right in with his boyfriend's family. So, well in fact that they've started to fight over who gets to spend time with him. Poor Tim had to fight his family just to spend any time with Danny that wasn't interrupted.

Danny, on the other hand, thought the whole thing was hilarious.

Neither side knew of the other's extracurricular activities, so it made things very interesting, and sometimes things would get.... weird.

Like the time, Tim had brought over a fabulous homemade dinner made exclusively by Alfred for their monthly date night. Danny had actually cleaned up the disaster he called an apartment and put away all the random bits and pieces of scrap he used for his inventions. He'd even gotten the motivation to dust, which would have made Jazz very suspicious, considering he never dusted.

Date night was going very well until Damian showed up to challenge Danny to a duel for Tim's honor. Danny didn't blink an eye when the Demon brat crawled through his 3rd story window with a rapier demanding that Danny fight him then and there to show his dedication to Tim. Danny, having been trained by Lady Pandora herself on many a weapon, and having not had a good spar in some time, eagerly ran to get the rapier he had under his bed. Dani had laughed at him when she saw it, making fun of him for bringing it along when there was no way he would need it. Well, look who's laughing now, Dani!

After only breaking a few things and thoroughly destroying one of his couch cushions, Danny managed to get the upper hand and parry a particularly clever attack from Damian and immediately ripped the rapier out of the teen's hand. Damian then conceded that Danny was a competent opponent, and he had the boy's blessing to date his older yet completely incompetent brother. He also invited a bemused Danny over to the manor to see the litter of kittens he managed to talk his father into letting him foster.

After Danny told Damian he would let him know when he was free, the boy left the way he came, quickly disappearing even though Danny had been watching. Tim was not amused by the whole thing and was very much embarrassed and apologized even though Danny, who had a younger sibling of his own, thought the entire encounter was hilarious.

captain's warm hugs! (id in alt)

Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).

Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”

Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???

Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?

He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”

“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼

The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.

The audacity of this game to let you trip over zombies.

the depths

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Holy crap this is like world record breaking pace guys

Speedrun/Time Travel AU masterlist

who should i do next

“The hell? I am not soft.”

some sillying

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when when ppl talk about writing it