Tumgik
#more like yee naw
scyllas-revenge · 28 days
Text
Flew all the way back to Texas to see the eclipse and
Tumblr media
Fingers crossed for a miracle in the next few hours
39 notes · View notes
racewinnerlandonorris · 10 months
Text
15 notes · View notes
bellamer · 2 years
Text
So it took two hours but I'm in because my brother used my mom's phone number for mine and my cousin's phone number for his, even though it got us yelled at. First things first, ima look at the new designs and say what I think
D.VA: Not digging the ponytail, her bangs are ugly
Doomfist: At least they gave him shoes. No more grippers on the field.
Orisa: I guess I like what they did with the hair
Reinhart: OOOH BIG DADDY BAM A LAM OOOOH BIG DADDY BAM A LAM
Roadhog: That mowhawk is ugly as fuck, yee yee ass haircut
Sigma: What did they do to my baby-honey-precious ? He looks so...plain now. I hate it.
Winston: What shampoo do he use ? His hair is so much fuller, but the outfit... is meh..
Wrecking Ball: Deadass forgot this hamster yo existed so I don't care.
Zarya: That ponytail. Hell fucking no. Why do they look like they tried to soften her features ?
Ashe and Bob: I don't like how they shortened Ash's hair but it ain't bad. But nothing special.
Bastion:...Ew.
Cassidy: Got rid of his whole tan. Somehow whitewashed a white man. Blizzard probably got tired of people headcanoning him as Latino and went "Enough of that" (jokes on them, there's pale/white Latinos tho) and y'all still could've gave him a better name. I'm all for "Cassidy" but the "Cole" part is just ugly.
Echo: She didn't get a new design for some reason
Genji: Eww. Why's he wearing clothes. But ngl, the fit is drippy so he gets a pass.
Hanzo: Blizzard hates voluptuous man tiddies. Noted. Guess they only like the sort of titties their employees can steal employees breastmilk from.
Junkrat: THAT'S NOT MY BABY ! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOUUU ?!? WHO YOU IS ?!? WHO YOU BE ?!? But naw, seriously, they erased everything unique about junkrat and yassfied them. Fuck this.
Mei: So fucking cute but her OG outfit is cuter.
Pharah: Really just yeet her earrings away for no reason.
Reaper: I hate his new pants. Instead of showing off those marvelous thick thighs, they made them look clumpy.
Soldier 76: Seeing his face just feels wrong.
Sombra: An actual improvement, I just wish they gave her actual fucking shoes.
Symmetra: No more thighs, but I actually love the outfit. I do not like how one piece of hair is sticking out though.
Torbjorn: I like it but it's nothing special.
Tracer: She looks less dorky. I'm kinda sad about it.
Widowmaker: Damn, no more exposed chest but I do like the outfit. I don't care for the braid though but I love her new headpiece.
Ana: It's alright.
Baptiste: I hate his haircut and I don't care for the outfit. They massacred my boy.
Brigitte: It's alright
Lúcio: Boy looks like he got some damn pool noodles in his head, what did y'all do to him ?
Mercy: It is very meh.
Moira: So y'all just deciding to do all of my fucking mains dirty, huh ? Junkrat, Sigma, Baptiste, now Moira.
Zenyatta: It's just fucking meh.
So basically they decided to turn everyone into the equivalent of an unseasoned, raw, chicken breast. The only Main of mine that looks alright is Ashe, but not only that, most of my mains are locked.
Also, none of my skins got transferred or my voice lines. So yeah, the game is garbage. Can't wait to see the hot mess that is the gameplay, if they stop kicking me out every 15 minutes and making me wait in a que of 2000.
27 notes · View notes
Text
Ok, so it would take some time for me to plan out and stuff....
But. Like. Would anyone be interested if I made a mostly written blog (with an occasional art piece here or there) about a gijinka au of the Pokemon team from my Pokémon Violet Nuzlocke (aka @pequenosol)? :0 It would contain some spoilers and stuff for a few Pokemon on the team, but the original story focuses mostly on the trainers and their relationships with each other rather than their Pokemon partners (w/ a few exceptions-), so this new story would be a much more fun way to explore said Pokemon's personalities and relationships!
5 notes · View notes
emitranslyrics · 1 year
Text
Dreams Come True
Uh, you wanna feel the vibe That I’m lovin’, livin’ in imagination That shinin’ light, looked so tiny, we call it destiny Everybody one, two three, come roll with me Right from the cosmos, come over Yeah, get it on, nah, get in on, nah Let's bring it back to nineties Waiting in eternity, everything I wish, it comes to me But somehow, somewhere deep internally Where I feel a void you see through me, baby
Funny how all  dreams come true Feelings that I never knew Take my breaking heart and make it whole (You make me feel so good) Funny how I feel for you I love everything you do Past and present, make my future too (You gotta be mine now and forevermore)
You make me feel it good Do you wanna upside down? You make me feel it good Don't you wanna up and down? I'm in Twilight Zone
Feels like it’s still the first time  Whenever you look in my eyes it starts again Like a love cycle inside my head, oh no But I don’t want it to end Trust me baby all I know Is that my love for you lasts more than forever
Funny how all  dreams come true Feelings that I never knew Take my breaking heart and make it whole (You make me feel so good) Funny how I feel for you I love everything you do Past and present, make my future too (You gotta be mine now and forevermore)
You make me feel it good Do you wanna upside down? You make me feel it good Don't you wanna up and down?
Come on over, tell me you’re destined to stay Always intertwined, I won’t have it no other way No more sadness in my song I’ll sing your refrain Oh, don’t you feel the same? Woah-oh~
Naw ae love epp few love mee wern ae taki wakka mekezon Nart weeny beeney weeny beeney ganer gan Pam murr wassur doo wee gecha love mee wassur doo yee thang Dui giree wesso wella gella doo wee gella
Funny how all  dreams come true Feelings that I never knew Take my breaking heart and make it whole (You make me feel so good) Funny how I feel for you I love everything you do Past and present, make my future too (You gotta be mine now and forevermore)
Dreams come true
1 note · View note
tweekin4life · 2 years
Text
God dayum JD perfect looking nigga acting like you cuz JD is a tweeker thug jock can't be anything else jus like I knew I was born to be a tweeker thug jock playing basketball again feels so lit god thank you for making me a tweeker thug jock I am not hiding anything else jus 💯 G I don't think I have any more lies bout meth to break the best feeling I can be on my mind feels better TWEEEKIN everything is better TWEEEKIN everything nigga 💯 never dought meth is medicine for me and I love saying that. People are intimidated but all want this niggas dick and I'm evil cold nigga I love meth drippin swag hip hop sports fuckin cars guns tats gang shit dawg everything I am you wish u was a tweeker can't be anything else jus keep us tweekers spun and yee dawg we violent savage niggas and we like it was best feeling fuckin this bitch ass nigga up who tried NA bullshit on me dawg I was Rock hard fuckin him up and ma FAM was all JD your Hard nigga and I says naw G 💯 tweeker can't stop u from being you iight 💯 born proud tweekin thug jock nigga 💯 live by tha sword die by sword I love gang life especially tweekin hard we them thugs you never play games wit cuz we on our game nothing gets by me tweeker selling boi to dope fiends god I hate them but that paper is Gucci ASF tweekin good nothing else better TWEEEKIN everything to me iight dope is meth nothing else . Ai this all tweeker talk real shit nigga 💯 thug tweeker jock feels better than you look into this G is finally getting better than the other way I was just lit feeling like this everyday perfect for me now I love mo ice in ma arm heaven for me and my habit big boy I love pushing huge ice shot's in ma arm heaven seeing ma face iight bet you can't do this wit Feny kill u quick nigga that's why METh is the best thing ever proud tweeker thug jock
12 notes · View notes
ijustlovehockey · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Yee-haw? More like yee-naw
5 notes · View notes
lightningstar1389 · 3 years
Note
Hear me out: Steampunk Silver for the cowboy AU. Yee or Naw?
I thought about that, but then also considered:
The "Wild West" Era happened sometime between 1860-1890, and since Silver is 200 years into the future from the canon, he would be from roughly 2060-2090, so like...
He'd probably be loosely similar to our modern day style with more technological advancements and I think that is hysterical
However, I do think steampunk Silver is a great idea and maybe that's how he would dress to fit into the time period when he goes back in time haha
25 notes · View notes
itsroxyvail · 4 years
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Yeehaw? More like Yee-Naw 😭
86 notes · View notes
damnitdeandean · 3 years
Text
YEEHAW! (More like yee-naw we're done lol)
Skips ShoGun: 94 model reined cow American Quarter Horse
@i-wont-be-caged
Tumblr media
3 notes · View notes
holy-yeosang · 3 years
Note
kq stylists being like 'we need some yee haw' but don't know how to do so...... -_-
Yee haw? More like Yee naw.
3 notes · View notes
imagines-mha · 5 years
Text
How class 1-B are in the mornings
Monoma
Have u ever seen something so tired in ur life
He’s 100% that annoying person who REFUSES to get up no matter how many times you shout at him
Takes him 39 years to actually get out of bed and he’s hellbent until he gets some form of breakfast (thank u tetsutetsu for being the typical morning provider)
Like fr he hates just about everyone
He’s the reason most of the morning dramas break out in the class. He argues with EVERYONE and it causes so many fuckin arguments there’s at least one every morning some1 restrain him
Tetsutetsu
Typical “RISE AND SHINE ITS A LOVELY MORNING WHO WANTS BREAKFAST????” bitch in the house
He’ll wake up exactly on his alarm, hopping out of his bed as awake as he’s ever been he’s so excited everyone plz give him a kiss
Once he’s up he’s up and he’s the biggest morning person in the house like he brings SO MUCH joy
It annoys the sleepy squad™️ but on the plus side he offers to make breakfast for everyone cus he’s always up so early so who rlly wins???
Awase
Closeted member of the sleepysquad™️
sleeps until he HAS to get up lmao he ain’t one of those “i’ll get up early to get breakfast and get prepared for the day!!” NAW he’s more like “don’t even enter my room til 10 minutes before class starts”
If you DO enter his room earlier than allowed he will end you. Like it’s one of the few times he gets really REALLY angry at people and u don’t wanna see him angry cus he can be a demon
He pretends he’s up when his alarm rings, but he’ll sit at breakfast letting his eyes shut every few minutes and it’s so easy to see how tired he is
Rin
He’s grumpy when he wakes up
If monoma or ANYONE even opens their mouth he glares so hard like if looks could kill lmao
Can’t eat breakfast in the mornings. Thinks anyone who does has deeply rooted issues
Literally. Don’t even breathe in his direction bro. It’s for ur own good
He and awase make the worst duo in the mornings to be around they can be so SASSY
Tsuburaba
Either the happiest person alive or the sleepiest. Fr it’s 50/50
One morning he’ll wake up with a start and greet everyone and get off to a happy, bouncy beginning to his day
Other mornings he can and will fall asleep in a bowl of cereal
He’s also the cutest though like he has that messy hair aesthetic and he’s literally a 4 year old in need of care when he’s sleepy
His mood depends on whether he’s showered the night before or not
Kaibara
SLEEPY SQUAD LEADER
He wakes up extremely tired: his hair a mess, pyjamas all ruffled, and he yawns 3 times per minute
Does he care though? No
Like fr an avalanche could hit the building and he still wouldn’t react heS SO SLOW
It takes him like 2 hours to wake up properly but the class find it adorable cus he has this croaky voice when he’s tired and they all LOVE IT
Honenuki
He wakes up every morning exactly 4 minutes before his alarm. He doesn’t know how to fix it
He’s learned to reap the benefits though cus these four minutes are his time™️ to get his life together for the day
He 100% sleepwalks
He’s that weirdo who does stretches in the mornings and drinks water to “fully energize himself”
In a good mood most mornings- just like he usually is tbh like they don’t affect him much
Kuroiro
Does he,,,, does he sleep?
Honenuki went into his room one night to grab a charger and found him just,,,sitting there
He doesn’t like to talk about that experience
Noone really knows what happens once lights go out tbh
He does sleep though. If you look closely in the mornings his hair’s a teeny bit more disshevelled and his voice is slightly more gruff but it takes a genius to figure it out
Komori
She is literally the defiance of logic in the mornings
10pm will hit and she’ll be snoring on the sofa, then after her 9 HOUR SLEEP she’ll wake up for school, more tired than anyone in the class
Sleepysquad queen™️
She’s dangerous whenever she’s tired like i mean she needs constant assistance cus my girl be walking into walls n shit
She just makes confused noises til class starts
Kendo
She’s tired but mom gotta work so she forgets abt it 😤
She’s the resident alarm clock of the dorms
As in she comes and wakes up the idiots who hit snooze too many times (*cough* moNOMA *cough*)
A little moody in the mornings, and it’s not a rare sight to see her arguing with a grumpy monoma or awase
Pls be kind to her in the mornings she tries so hard.
Pony
ADORABLE SLEEPY ANGEL
shes the only one monoma can stand in the mornings cus you just CANT be mean to her
Always has her hair in plaits to make it wavy and wears matching pyjamas every night
She literally is an angel she’ll wake up with a croaky “good morning everyone” and start her day with smiles and happy thoughts
Definitely a morning person she cheers everyone up
Ibara
She gets up at 5:45am every single morning to meditate and do yoga
Always the first one up
She’ll come outside the dorms and watch the sunrise in the summer with a cup of tea and her own company- if this doesn’t happen she goes from angel to demon in minutes
When everyone wakes up she’s already dressed and has already eaten and they’re lowkey jealous of her time management
Reiko
Don’t look at her in the mornings she’s a mess
Ask her a question and she’ll stare blankly at you until you go away there’s no hope for conversation sorry bro 😔👊🏻
She just sits on her phone and tries to absorb as much caffeine as possible before going to school like she litrally gives 0 fucks u could feed her paper in the mornings and she wouldn’t second guess it
Kodai
She’s the most normal when she wakes up. Not too happy not too grumpy just 👌🏻
Will help tetsutetsu make breakfast cus she’s one of the only ones who can stand his energy
She’s the go to gal for homework in the mornings. If you need to copy some shit up or finish off smth her schoolbags always open to everyone and the answers are always right
She’s the only one everyone can collectively stand in the mornings
Tokage
How does she have so much energy??? What the fuck
Wakes up ready to run a marathon
Her eyes fr snap open at 7:00am and she’s like “LETS GOOOOOOO MORNING TIME YEE HAW!!!!”
Uses her quirk to prank people in the mornings and it makes the morning clique™️ giggle
As opposed, it makes the sleepy squad™️ so fucking angry but it IS funny to be fair
Manga
U know those cute ZZZZZZZ emoji things that appear on his speech bubble whenever he’s sleepy
They stay there til midday
He just drags himself around every morning and bondo ends up carrying him HES SO TIRED
He stays up all night drawing and dancing around his room like it’s 4AM and he’s bouncing on his bed to the fuckin ghostbusters soundtrack he’s a dork
Bondo
Another angel in the mornings
If it weren’t for him fukidashi would have been dead due to tiredness
Makes all his sleepy friends their coffee and gets them ready for school
Hes a mom
He sleeps a good 10 hours a night tho like damn he does get his beauty sleep
He’ll help out as much as possible and everyone just loves to be around him
Shishida
He’s a CONFUSED OLD MAN
“Ah,,,,,kendo,,,,have you by any chance seen my glasses?”
He asks shit like this every morning and every morning they’re in the EXACT same place god someone help him pls
He sleepwalks and sleeptalks and it’s TERRIFYING because from a distance he looks so scary
Don’t get into a conversation with him in the mornings he’ll talk for hours on end
Shoda
He’s another sleepy boy
He doesn’t have an ounce of malice in him, but he’s also the most disorientated
He’s dropped and smashed so many cups on the floor from just being too tired vlad’s gonna kill him one day
He actually doesn’t give a fuck in the mornings
You could tell him the house is on fire and he’d still try and roll back over to get that extra 5 minutes lmao
Kamakiri
Do u want 2 die in the mornings? No? Ok just don’t look at him and you’ll be fine
The definition of “if looks could kill”
He doesn’t want to be awake. He doesn’t want to go to school. He wants to be in bed, dreaming abt nice leaves or some shit idk what do preying mantises dream abt??
He’s threatened monoma with a knife before and vlad had to pull them apart it was scary as heck but he regets nothing
394 notes · View notes
snejkha · 4 years
Text
Oh I got Tagged by @sealinne (thank ye dude hh) for The Quarantine Tag Game, I TAG ANYONE who wants to do it/// 
will answer under the cut// to make it easier for you to scroll//  
1. Are you staying home from work/school?  
I work from home actually cause... freelancing//
2. If you’re staying home, who’s there with you?  
It’s only me and my lizard children hh
3. Do you have pets to keep you company?  
Yee my beardie Alphys and my leopard gecko Ruby// (both absolute baby..)
4. Who do you miss the most?  
I sometime visit my family (safely ofc) but my friendsss/// @sealinne comes into my apartment sometime and we just chill around and watch movies /cartoons// (I miss going out to the teahouse for friend gatherings tho...)
5. When was the last time you left your home?  
Yesterday I arrived to my apartment (from visiting my family) does that count hh/
6. What was the last thing you bought?  
got me some cider to sip//
7. Is quarantine driving you insane or are you finally relaxed? 
I’m... never truly relaxed.. so i guess it depends on the anxiety levels that day hh (also I’m kinda used to being alone so that works.. hh)
8. Are you a homebody? 
Oh I’d say so// I still enjoy the time outside tho// (once I force myself to go that is hh)
9. What movies have you watched recently?   
The Princess and the Frog//
10. An event that you were looking forward to that got cancelled?  
I was supposed to go to the Nightvale live show in Prague.. (but that got only postponed so all is good/) Also wanted to get my first tattoo If that counts hh
11. What’s the worst thing that you’ve had to cancel?  
idk man... i dont think there was one...
12. What’s the best thing that you’ve had to cancel?  
shruggo
13. Do you have any new hobbies?  
Not really? I’d say stuff is the same// Though I get to work on more commissions which is nice// (also sewing in the most lowkey of ways h)
14. What are you out of?  
Food actually.. should go buy some groceries tommorrow..
15. What music are you listening to?  
The Correspondents, Cosmo Shelldrake, Caravan Palace and musicals mostly hh//
16. What shows are you watching?  
I’m watching the Owl house and LISTENINg to Wolf359 for like the 4th time... (that counts right?)
17. What are you reading?  
I’m still trying to finish the second book of the Magyk series but lately ... I’ve been procrastinating on it unfortunately hh..)
18. What are you doing for self-care?  
Just like.... lay around and eat gummi worms I guess? Idk I’m not good in self care...
19. Are you exercising?  
not exactly.... I try and stretch as often as I can and try to go for walks when I can... 
20. How’s your toilet paper supply?  
I’m just one person and I’m not eating it... so I’m fine hh
21. Have you made any changes to your hair during quarantine? 
Naw... It’s the same.. I just put it into a braid or a ponytail cause... hair would be everywhere..
4 notes · View notes
stevie-baby · 5 years
Text
@satans-helper​ thank you for tagging me love! This week has been rough, I have had a shit day looking for jobs, but now I’ve got a beer and I’m answering this because self care or whatever. Leggo!
1. What is your middle name?
Marlene
2. How old are you?
19
3. When is your birthday?
August 20th
4. What is your zodiac sign?
Leo sun; Capricorn rising; Taurus moon
5. What is your favourite colour?
Orange
6. What’s your lucky number?
8 or 20
7. Do you have any pets?
not any more :( but growing up I had a corgi mix named Lulu. She was dope. Fun lil origin story about her: my mom missed the majority of my first birthday becuase she had to stay late at work becuase her coworker’s dog was having puppies and had to leave early. My mom was like “Angela if I’m gonna be late for my kids birthday celebration can I at least get first pick of the puppies?” So when the puppies were finally able to go to different homes, my mom sat little one year old me in their pen to let me pick the one we’d take home. Something drew me to the runt of the litter (maybe it was the fact that she didn’t straight up attack me like her brothers and sisters) and she lived a happy 16 and a half years with us.
8. Where are you from?
Southern California
9. How tall are you?
5'6
10. What shoe size are you?
Womens 11 but I usually wear a mens 9.5 because I have wide feet
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Like 7 pairs (none of which are cowboy boots or gogo boots which is a travesty)
12. What was your last dream about?
I don’t remember but I know it wasn’t anything malicious, so that’s good.
13. What talents do you have?
I play instruments and I sing. I also do art occasionally.
14. Are you psychic in any way?
I wouldn’t say psychic but I am pretty in tune with the universe. But I do also have dreams that have to do with fertility that are like super heavy with symbolism and are oddly prophetic. I call them my egg dreams. If y’all wanna hear about them I make a post about them or something. 
15. Favourite song?
At the moment it is When the Levee Breaks by Led Zeppelin
16. Favourite movie?
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
Honestly? Honestly??? Sam Kiszka. I’ve always been into bassists and lanky boys with long dark hair, so he’s perfect. Also, I love his personality. He’s just magnetic and Joy is a lucky gal :)
18. Do you want children?
Not really. I’m 19, barely an adult, so kids aren’t in my plans right now. I’m not sure if they’ll ever be in my plans. But if I do decide I want children one day, I would want to have more than one because I am an only child and I wouldn’t want that for my kid. It gets lonely and I will never know or understand the bond that siblings have. Also I’d want adopt and foster some kids.
19. Do you want a church wedding?
Nope unless you count a chapel in Vegas as a church wedding. 
20. Are you religious?
Not religious, never grew up practising anything, but I’m spiritual.
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
Ooof I was always in and out of the hospital. I was always sick or getting injured.
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
Not yet
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
Quite a few. The most memorable experiences were pouring champagne for Drake Bell when I worked at the country club and when Jack Barakat from All Time Low and Ashley Purdy from Back Veil Brides were hitting on my mom,
24. Baths or showers?
Baths are really therapeutic but I feel bad because I’m not conserving water :(
25. What color socks are you wearing?
I’m barefoot babey ;) I’m starting to feel this beer 
26. Have you ever been famous?
Nope
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
Maybe, but probably not 
┈┈┈┈┈◦•✩•◦┈┈┈┈┈
Documenting that I’m now on my second Modelo, just so y’all know.
┈┈┈┈┈◦•✩•◦┈┈┈┈┈
28. What type of music do you like?
All types honestly. I stray more toward rock though.
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
Let me tell you the story. So yes, I have skinny dipped. I was very not sober that night, much like tonight, and I was at a sleepover at my friend’s house on the lake. So all of us drunk 16 year olds were like “FUCK YEAH” and skinny dipped on the coldest night in February. It was transcendent. Later that night I gave myself a stck n poke tattoo :)
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
3 of em. One under my head, one between my knees, and one to hug
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
on my side, spoonin a pillow
32. How big is your house?
Big enough :)
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
coffee and OCCASIONALLY a plain eggo waffle
34. Have you ever fired a gun?
yup. took a gun safety class.
35. Have you ever tried archery?
yeah
36. Favourite clean word?
apothecary 
37. Favorite swear word?
fuck (issa classic)
38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?
74 hours. I was tweaking HARD and crying my fucking eyes out
39. Do you have any scars?
Yup
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
this would be a good time for someone to confess their love for me 👀
41. Are you a good liar?
I’m fantastic at lying
42. Are you a good judge of character?
I’d like to think so
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
a lot of em
44. Do you have a strong accent?
I was back in California for 4 and a half months, so my valley girl accent came back and stronger than ever.
45. What is your favourite accent?
Australian or Midwestern
46. What is your personality type?
old man in a teenage girl’s body
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
One of my formal dresses that was like $120
48. Can you curl your tongue?
yee
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
innie
50. Left or right-handed?
I’m ambidextrous
51. Are you scared of spiders?
not particularly
52. Favourite food?
Bean and cheese burrito or carne asada fries
53. Favourite foreign food?
Mexican food, but Chinese food is also near and dear to me (they’re kinda not foreign to me because I’m Chinese and Mexican
54. Are you a clean or messy person?
I’m messy in an organized way.
55. Most used phrase?
“Fuckin siiiiiiick, dude” and yes I sound like Nick Colletti when I say it. No, I’m not doing an impression, I’m just from SoCal and sound like a skater dude
56. Most used word?
fuck
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
About an hour or so
58. Do you have much of an ego?
I’m a Leo and I fit the description
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
Lick
60. Do you talk to yourself?
Uh yeah who doesn’t????
61. Do you sing to yourself?
Always
62. Are you a good singer?
I’m not bad ;) I’m just a bit out of practice 
63. Biggest Fear?
failure i guess i dunno
64. Are you a gossip?
I was going to say no but I can’t lie. I don’t spread shit, but I’ll listen to some tea.
65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?
Mid 90s was pretty intense. I dunno that’s the only one coming to mind at the momento
66. Do you like long or short hair?
depends on my mood
67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
I’m just gonna say no. 
68. Favourite school subject?
History or science! Loved em
69. Extrovert or Introvert?
Major introvert
70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
Hell naw. I can’t even watch underwater scenes in movies because I get anxious and I feel like I’m drowning
71. What makes you nervous?
Love/being loved
72. Are you scared of the dark?
Lil bit
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
yup and I do it politely so people can learn from it because I’m not a fuckin dick and I want people to thrive
74. Are you ticklish?
Yes
75. Have you ever started a rumour?
Not that I’m aware of
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
I was on student council does thaf countt??? I got put in charge of prom 2 years in a row because the peoplw that were put in charge fucked up and dropped the ball.
77. Have you ever drank underage?
Currently am. Not the first time nor will it be the last.
78. Have you ever done drugs?
Yeah, yeah I have.
79. Who was your first real crush?
This kid in first grade who had moved here from Russia. We were sat next to each other because our names both started with Z. He was fucking rad. i helped him study for his citizenship test and taught me phrases in Russian. 
80. How many piercings do you have?
seis. five in my ears and one in my nostril
81. Can you roll your R’s?
Yup yup yup. I speak Spanish so its kinda essential
82. How fast can you type?
Fast enough
83. How fast can you run?
I’m asthmatic and have bad feet/knees/hips/spine, ya know what my bones are fucked upp let’s justgo with that
84. What colour is your hair?
Dark brown, almost black.
85. What color is your eyes?
Brown
86. What are you allergic to?
Cats :( and pollen and shit like that
87. Do you keep a journal?
yeah imean i forget about it sometimes but its nice to vent or reminisce
88. What do your parents do?
They both work in the automotivw industry at separate companies on separate sides of the country
89. Do you like your age?
Nope. I’m at a weird transitional phase of being an adult but also still a kid but I don’t relate to most teenagers and I also can’t legally drink here in the states. Issa bummer ya know???.
90. What makes you angry?
We don’t have time for this and i ont have the mental capacity for iteither
91. Do you like your own name?
Fuck no. My name is Zoeie, acomplicated variant of Zoe. Its dumb and I misspell t a lot becauseI’m a whole dumbass and I remember in like fifth grade there was four other gorls wiyh the same name and we all spelled it differentlu (oooo I’m buzzed) Also, dann the man wagner’s dog is named Zoeie and I’m like coolcoolcooltighttighttight I have the same name as his dog thats fuckin siiiiick dude sarcassssssm it bums me out and i dunno why (I’d rather go by Zee or Z on here but if you want to call me Zoeie that’s fine, I’m ccool with it, I just think its dumb because of the spelling its actually not that bad of a name i’m just buzzed and salty)
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
I don’t really wantt kids but if I were ever to have gremlins I’d say Stephanie Renee (Stephanie after Stevie Nicks and we’d use Stevie as her nickname; Renee is my mom’s middle name) for a hypothetical daughter and Harrison James (Harrison after the fucking superior Beatle; James after Jimmy Page and Jimi Hendrix. Basically just after guitar gods) for a hypothetical son. But I’m assuming there’d be another person involved in making that decision in that situation soooo
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
I am but a wee child, I don;’t want chilren. Also why the fuck would I want something specific??? you get what you get and you don’t throw a fit. Love your children or some shit like that.
94. What are you strengths?
I can get up in the morning and I thinf that;s real swell of me
95. What are your weaknesses?
I’m a fucking perffectionist anand I get in myown head a lot
96. How did you get your name?
I was nameless for the first day of my life and this was the first name my parents agreed on. Its spelled real fuckin dumb though. And my middle name was my grandma’s middle name.
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
Naw but they were royal guards wayyy back in the Ming dynasty. 
98. Do you have any scars?
am i tripppin large wit no luggage or did i answer this arleady???? the answer is yeah
99. Colour of your bedspread?
Navy
100. Colour of your room?
its cream we’re renting this place booooo
I don’t thinkk I’mma tag anyone because my braindoen’;t want to work ahora mismo and I can’t think of who to tag but I LOVE y’all even if idon;t talk to you I love you and appeciate you thank you if you read this :,)
5 notes · View notes
wreckshq-blog · 5 years
Text
Tumblr media
     a nightly ritual took place whenever jesse went out to converse with his fellow peers at some rager held at one of their homes or inside an abandoned lot.  after drinking his weight in whiskey and taking on the first person who tried to cut him off, he’d come home as quietly as possible ( if not crashing at someone else’s ) to make a sandwich in his drunken stupor and grab a bottle of water in order to lessen the damage his hangover would most likely inflict the next morning.  so, when he was finished doing just that, the young drug dealer begins to make a squiggly beeline to his bedroom, but stumbles in his step and ends up knocking something to the floor.  of course, it’s one of the tacky things he made his for his parents when he was probably too young to even know what he was doing and as a result, barely did any of the work; an ugly horse made up of a lot of hot glue, popsicle sticks, and .... buttons ?  “ yee-NAW, ”  the harsh whisper is released through clenched teeth, jesse’s eyebrows narrowing at the inanimate object with an accusatory glare.  despite the obvious tension now built up between himself and the garbage craft, he decides to be the bigger man by picking it up and placing it back in it’s original stance, shaking his head at the blank, beady-eyed stare it gave in gratitude of his selfless act.  pompous fuckass.  with slower, more cautious steps down the hallway, jesse had just about reached his room with sandwich and water in hand, until his mom’s bedroom door swings open and he stumbles back against the wall in surprise.  “ it wasn’t ME, it was— ”  he slurs through a drawl of his gruff tone and gestures back toward where the incident took place, suddenly losing almost half of his english vocabulary as a result of his state of inebriation,  “ mom, i was set up. ” (  @ivywilson  )
2 notes · View notes
mystarsareametaphor · 5 years
Text
yee haw? more like yeet naw!
1 note · View note