Starvetober 2022 - Machine

[MACHINES HAVE NO NEED FOR HEARTS] Starvetober by @crazysnor1ax

Wanted to order some food art prints for my hallway but didn't really like the vibe of what was available so I just made my own!

This is up on my Etsy store if you like them!

https://hayleyquinn.etsy.com

I never posted the rest of these! I got off track. So hard to stay on top of web presence/social media/portfolio updates. #7-12 of those spot illustrations for the confidential client.

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Announcement time! I am proud to say that I will be featured in the HUEVEMBER OC Zine, Neochromatica! #hueoczine My character P3NG gets the spotlight for a full piece in the book, which will be available for download November 26!

Extremely random but you look like you'd enjoy faith: the unholy trinity. You like horror, you like murder (?idk all the slasher stuff gave me the vibe?), you are attracted to things that were NOT in any way meant to be attractive and you like ungodly demonic creatures. Also a good little story.

I was normally not gonna say this ever but your drawing of the red meat mommy I mean mama reminded me of it sooo

ok i have several statements:

this feels like a subtle callout (/lh)

hilariously this game actually is on my "to buy list" although i do not know squat about it besides smth smth satanic panic? maybe? idk

ARE YOU THE ANON WHO CALLED MAMA HOT A LONG TIME AGO????

DO NOT FUCK THE MEAT CREECHURA MAMA- /lh

🏳️‍🌈It's Pokémon Pride too ✨

Max Verstappen: The Victory Tour

@f1blrcreatorsfest week 1: monocolours x albums (10 of them!)

@f1blrcreatorsfest week 1: monocolours (teal)

Starvetober - Fish Wilson won't be getting that fish back any time soon... Starvetober by @crazysnor1ax

Legally Blonde Reader x Bonten

Bonten had no idea what they were signing up for when they hired their lawyer, (name) (last name).

of course, the criminals already had a vague idea of what to expect from a lawyer, the typical, uptight, cold and serious demeanour- nicely tailored monocoloured suits where most likely the only pop of colour would be a dark coloured tie, maybe tie clip- safe to say they didn't exactly expect to see their lawyer enter their office for the first time in a bright pink ensemble- a pastel pink button up that had the collar unbuttoned, a hot pink blazer and pink pants, with a pretty pink Prada purse and an alluring, definitely expensive smelling perfume/cologne practically announcing his presence. "oh my gawd hi!! nice to meet you all, i'm (name) (last name), its like so good to meet you all!" he said in a cheery, upbeat voice.

this was definitely not what the Bonten men were expecting, at all.

they also weren't exactly expecting getting called by (name) in the middle of the day

"heyy! so, this is totally awkward but like, i may have done an oopsie, mind helping a guy out? i'm not exactly as experienced in taking out the trash." he said aloud on loudspeaker for all the men to hear, Kakucho raising an eyebrow at this, sure they had gotten to know the lawyer better to the point there's no longer that odd tension between them,--even if it took months and a good amount of lunch breaks being shared between the individuals in order to warm up to the lawyer--but to just help with chores? "you don't know how to take out your own garbage?" "ugh- no silly! i mean a body, i mean, he isn't dead but-" they overhear him kicking what they can only presume to be some poor mans body. "-i think he's unconscious, still- i don't exactly know what to do with him, i mean i restrained him in case he wanted to try something but can you guys pleaaaase just help? pretty pleasee?~" he begged, whining into the phone. meanwhile, the men in the conference room just stare at each other in shock- none of them expected their preppy, cheerful hot pink lawyer to need help on handling a body of all things.

"where are you?" Mikey spoke up, having been silent the entire call but deciding why not lend him a helping hand- the platinum haired man did owe (name) a favour- something he wouldn't admit seeing it happened just out of nowhere when (name) got him taiyaki, claiming it was the last batch of the day and that he owed him, something he would probably shoot the person for suggesting but he made an exception for name- a decision definitely not influenced by the bag full of taiyaki left for him. the rest of Bonten were a little surprised to see Mikey take the initiative but they'd follow his decision.

"oh, right i'm at (location)." "we'll be there in 10." "okay~" and with that (name) hung up and the men went on to get to the location, upon arriving, they found (name) in an alley, one hand on his phone and the other holding what looked like.. a pink taser? adding to that, he had a man under his heel- the man was on the floor and had his arms bound together on his back, where it was bound, (name) was stepping on it. "oh hey guyss, he hasn't woken up- don't worry he's not dead, i don't think so at least- but mind giving a hand please?~" he put his hands together in a pleading manner, turning to the men- "is that a taser?" "yep! its pink too, isn't it cute?~" he grinned and as he said that, the bound man finally regained consciousness- wriggling around to which (name) just stepped on him, clearly hard as the Bonten men swore that they heard a crack from it. "who even is this guy?" "oh, he's just some creep that tried to touch me. don't worry, you can clearly see i handled it, nearly killed him too- i'm glad i didn't though." the smile (name) bore as he replied was somewhat unsettling to the men, of course seeing violence wasn't exactly all that new to them but to see this seemingly innocent man be so cheerily vicious struck them, be it in a good or bad way they couldn't say, they could just admit it was quite the revelation. nonetheless they helped him out, afterwards (name) let out a sigh of relief, "thanks guys, i owe you one. ugh, i need to take a shower after dealing with that piece of rotten garbage." he said as he wiped his hands off.

"well aren't you very cleanly." Kokonoi commented and (name) smiled "of course! i just got my nails done just now, i'd hate for the polish to end up being affected by wastage like him." he showed off his newly done nails, to nobody's surprise they were bright, barbie doll pink. "aren't they cute! oh if only i could get matching nails with (pet's name), that would be adorable!" the men looked at him, confused- "who?" "(pet's name), y'know! my pet, look!" he pulled out his phone and showed them a picture of said pet, sitting in one of his bags. "they're my darling angel, oh how i would love to bring him to stay by my side when doing work but professionalism and all." he sighed as he put his phone away. "i mean, i wouldn't mind if you brought in your pet, as long as it's behaved and all" Kakucho admitted, and before the others could even give their input, (name) beamed at the invitation- "really?! omg i'll be sure to bring them, don't worry they're toilet trained, i myself hate having an eyesore of a litterbox personally." he squealed thinking of his precious baby coming to work with him, what outfit should he give? they HAVE to match, that's a clear rule.

the others would've interjected but how could they? he looked so excited. maybe just one day with a pet in the office would be fine, it'd be bearable for just a day. a single day, that would be all.

okay they may have taken back that comment upon seeing the adorable little (pet), they enjoyed having it around and even would at times take breaks just to pet it cause stress-- give the men a break they work hard. (name) was overjoyed upon seeing the men be so open to having his pet at work. maybe they could let the pet stay other days too, it was nice to have a stress reliever right there, of course, if (name) allowed so after this.

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@f1blrcreatorsfest Week 1: monocolours & literature Charles Leclerc + GP Racing UK, May 2020 issue ↳ Ferrari saw a natural, easy personality, someone spontaneous, open, fresh, and usually happy. An inquisitive character who wanted answers, was curious as to how things worked, with a strong focus on using that information to make himself a better driver.

CHARLES LECLERC: THE RED MEANS I LOVE YOU @f1blrcreatorsfest week 1: blending and monocolours;

(image description:) a drawing of a scene from @lovelyelbowleech's fic, where Sokka has his first (flashback) re-living, and Zuko uses snapped chopsticks as a stabby weapon; the drawing is mostly monocolour except for the orange accent for fire and blood (/end description)

@f1blrcreatorsfest week 1: monocolours/ blending/ literature

Esteban Ocon & Clarice Lispector from "Agua Viva"