It's Cullen with a puppy. Just because. 🐶
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Edward pre-Bella: I'm playing a new drinking game. It's called "Everytime I'm depressed I take a drink"
Jasper: That game already exists. It's called Alcoholism.
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Cassandra made a face. “Aren’t you freezing?”
“I run hot.” Varric winked at her, then laughed loudly. Stray, unbrushed hairs fell in front of his face, which he didn’t swipe away.
She flushed red. “No. You’re just drunk.”
“Could a drunk person do this?”
He stood perfectly still. And then, he continued to stand perfectly still. It was ten seconds of full silence, with only music and laughter in the background to break it, before Cassandra finally frowned.
“Do… what?”
“Was that not a backflip?”
Cullen turned his face away. He held his hand over his mouth and coughed loudly, but not quick enough to hide his smile.
“You didn’t do anything,” Cassandra huffed, “you just stood there!”
“Prove it.”
“Prove—you didn’t even move!”
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i believe with my aching heart that in 2023, Esme Cullen has a cleaning tiktok account. You see nothing but her pink rubber gloves and her beloved scrub daddy cleaning unfit/abandoned arpartments for people and its the most satisfying shit ever she has like 5m followers and nobody knows who she is <3
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"Dorian, are you sure we should let Aisling buy the tickets for the concert?"
"Yes, Cullen, absolutely. We can't keep anticipating her money all the time, it isn't fair. She needs to do it this time. I made her promise she would buy tickets for Ed Sheeran, don't worry."
"Did you check her hands as she swore?"
"... Well come on she wouldn't be-"
"I'll buy ear plugs."
Some DadWolf AU as a threat as I slow down a little. Aisling being the DreadPup, basically, and you can bet both Solas and Varric are there laughing.
(thank you, really, to everyone who told me kind words yesterday 💜 leaving you here with home-made popsicles and a cup of your favourite tea blend)
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my absolutely pettiest bg3 fandom complaint is the joke of a alistair>gale pipeline because I did not spent years fighting in the zevran&morrigan trenches and committing unspeakable dragon age fandom crimes with my Hot Takes TM (I LOVE ANORA AND RECRUITED LOGHAIN AND EMBARKED ON AN EPIC ALISTAIR FRIENDIVORCE) just to be assigned alistairmancer at bg3
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no truly its really sad. there is no bethanyposting anywhere other than people making her entire personality "sweet and nice and sometimes sad" while sometimes shipping her with alistair. girl who desperately wants to be "normal" and never will be and represses all her "inconvenient" emotions is a fascinating character. i bet she has so many fucked up religion thoughts that get worse in different ways based on being a warden or going to the circle. that all being said it used to be worse. it used to be "generic compliments about and characterization of bethany AND vitriolic anger towards carver while blaming him for having ptsd", so. on the bright side. at least thats less common?
when no good bethanyposting
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Been some time since I posted Cullen with a dog. So here's Cullen with a dog.
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I lowkey want Dana Schwartz to write another volume in The Anatomy Duology because I need to read about 2018 Jack hearing a podcast about the Edinburgh Kirkyard Killer and just being very upset that they call him a grave robber.
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