My absolute hottest take is that, from a culturally relative perspective, no food is bad. None of it. It's an expression of culture, art, history, ecology, material conditions, subjective taste. It's all inedible pap to somebody and the taste of childhood for someone else. Americans be eating cheesed burger. Pea wet is as good as gravy in Wigan. The French eat snails and the Inuit eat seal, the Germans eat sauerkraut and the Russians drink kvass, the Inca ate cavy and the Romans ate flamingo. People around the world have been eagerly awaiting their serving of simple bread or thin porridge or fermented milk product or pickled whatever-the-fuck since we learned to cook food over fire. We all love the slop we grew up eating. Food is a reflection of millennia of culture and loving human artistic expression. Attempting to extrapolate largely harmless online food banter into actual serious comparative rankings or half-baked critical analyses of cultures based on how much you subjectively don't like what they eat is a miserable way to live. Live a little. Peace and love on the only planet with food.

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

I saw your Cullen x m!Trevelyan art @plisuu in the wild because an awesome mutual reblogged it so here is my payment and thanks for such beauty in your art:

Madoc x Cullen

More than partners,✨friends✨

in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing

Haven has fallen.

Dragon Age inquisioner, Arlen

They've had a long week

Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

Approach him when he's vulnerable, break a bottle to make him snap. Allaros, you know him too well.

My husbands…you forgot to lock one door…..YOU REALLY DON'T CARE?

Officers who are on patrol

No one asked for it but have more young Teagan! I would give my kidneys not just to see him in Dreadwolf again but also to see him in his prime during one of the duels. 🙏💜

Just a couple horse girls watching complete strangers play a game in the Whirling in Rags 😇

Since you guys liked my other Disco Elysium x Night in the Woods crossover fanart, I decided to draw another scene. I really wanted to draw Jean in his disguise, so here we are.

I HAD to include the neon signage, so I took some creative liberties.

if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

this was funnier in my head ngl dkfksfdks

I.E. Repin “What space!”

(but this is my fan art for Disco Elysium)