>looks through a t3rf blog
>she doesn’t think trans people should be in the LGBT community
>she thinks sex toys and roleplay are stupid and only wants ‘normal sex’
>she is disgusted and offended by women being into rough sex
>she identifies as a libertarian
>she is a swiftie
>I stand up from my chair
>wave the card in the air
>shout bingo
>get my fifty dollars from the old lady in the decorative sweater with cartoon pugs sitting next to the ball rolling doohickey
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Gale is not vanilla, he's PRIVATE
Gale is NOT VANILLA he's just Private with his sex life
Gale is NOT VANILLA HES JUST PRIVATE
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i don't understand how anyone can walk around without any kind of faith. i would blow my brains out. instantly. because science is so cruel, and if you worship science, you stare down a cold and uncaring path. i mean, look at how many scientists commit suicide. look at how many of the surviving ones convert at the height of their careers.
i mean really. if i was truly walking this horrible, senseless world alone, believing there is absolutely no greater purpose to what i do- i'd eat lead.
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okay so i do have a question for everyone and it's do you think that the smut you write directly reflects your own personal sexual tastes and interests or do you change what you write a little bit to make it more palatable for bigger audiences?
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Not trying to start anything, just wondering... what's with including "sexual deviants" (?) in DNIs lately? Feels like an odd thing to specify if you only mean you don't want to see nsfw/kink blogs in your notes.
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KABSJDHS MERA WOMANIZER AZUL X MANEATER READER IS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME U HAVE NO IDEA
like. reader "accidentally" lettimg a kiss mark or hickey show when around azul to mock him (maybe w an open collar) , , , while letting little comments slip about how /frigid/ Azul seems, noting that he feels so /wound up/ when speaking to them... im Screaming
the tweels (who know Very well how reader is) are just on the sidelines with smiles on their faces (well. jade has a somewhat polite smile, but a hint of teeth flashes when reader tugs their collar when remarking that the room feels so /stuffy/. floyd is just full on grinning like the bastard he is :)))
LOL YES OMG reader and Azul think they're All That, but it's actually just clown to clown communication. T_T the tweels are greatly amused with how you and Azul viciously poke and prod at one another, your teasing seeming sensual on some levels and other times it's just downright petty. Azul could lie and say he hates you, but truthfully he can't stay away from you. You're as addicting as you are annoying. Stop talking; he wants your lips all over him!!!! >:(
It's so funny because when you do undress and Azul sees all of the marks left from either twin (or both) he really shouldn't be surprised. But because he's greedy to a fault and highly competitive, he feels the need to prove something and so he wants to be the one to mark you the most. He's desperate, but then he's not so desperate as to take you in his mer form and cheat using the suckers on his tentacles. One of these days, though. <3 he may not be one for keeping promises, but there are some that are unbreakable.
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Carrie acting mortally offended by everything slightly outside of the realm of straight vanilla sex is the most jarring thing about her character as the show ages...like im supposed to believe a sex columnist is having conniptions about a man wanting to be peed on lmaooo
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versatile!itafushi nsft headcanon under the cut
yuji railing megumi, like doing him so good and hard in multiple positions that megumi comes more than twice and cries, then cleaning them up and kissing megumi like this https://x.com/shokosrealgirlf/status/1695735968790171916?s=46 until they fall asleep.
or, megumi making love to yuji slow and deep, building up his pace and their orgasms slowly and kissing yuji through it, and by the end he's driven them both crazy so he starts doing and stroking yuji in earnest until they come.
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i could fill a dozen books with the weird cringe things that happened on my mormon mission. one time we knocked on this guy's door and he had thor ragnarok playing in the background and i had to act normal about that. and later my companion was like "that was satan tempting you. you haven't been obedient enough this month"
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do other moderate/ liberal Christians who grew up very conservative feel that they have to push very hard to be the "chill Christian" and the "unobtrusive Christian" bc you know the damage conservative Christians and others have done to peoples perception of Christianity but then you feel like your not being Christian enough when God called you to share the gospel and live in his truth idk 😐
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I've been playing Fallout: New Vegas for a month now and I really like the game. Like I absolutely like it more than Fallout 4 in terms of story. Gameplay's still pretty good too.
But ohhhh. Boy that Honest Hearts DLC leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
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