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#and standing AGAINST! THE! WALL! (choco liqueur r5 {interior} and shadow lineage r5 {cave})
fisheito
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i told myself that yakuei only had one position then i proved myself (sorta) wrong
my fave face here:
#technically... if they were boinking in outer space... a lot of these would be the same position
#makes a rotate-y gesture with my fingers
#what is yakumo's kabedon if not a vertical missionary
#so i've half proven myself right AND wrong! i'm net neutral in outer space broskis!!!!!
#zizz-asdf if ur reading these tags i'll have u know that u inspired me to Do the Research1
#like. 5 garu riding eiden? no. it can't be. does yaku do one specific thing with eiden 5 times? *tries to write it down*
#i can't quite... what's the word for that position...uhhhh
#ah forget it i'll just draw it out
#<- that was the process of creating this. collage? 😆
#THE MATRIX OF YAKUEI BOINKINg POSITIONS (under construction)
#when u about to be semi-normal and make a spreadsheet but ur sexcabulary is stunted so you resort to visuals instead
#legit opening up every intimacy room and skipping thru sections to get as complete a picture as possible
#wondering... where are yaku's feet planted in this one. (skips to 8minute mark)
#ah! there they are. theyre not supporting his weight in this one *draws it*
#while drawing crimson phantom room 2 my brow was furrowed and i was mentally narrating
#[and this one i affectionately call.. rectal exam - professional misconduct Grounds for Termination)]
#surprised they str8 up havent done classicdoggstyle yet. is it because he's a snake? garu should teach him
#also surprised that there's been no Light SSR for yaku yet. come on!! Light mode on the double!
#uhhh i think the only repeated positions were freestanding (choco liqueur r2 and dark nova r2)
#and standing AGAINST! THE! WALL! (choco liqueur r5 {interior} and shadow lineage r5 {cave})
#wait. *throws papers around* i swear they did missionary more than once. was it only ocean breeze???
#i know with the intimacy rooms they gotta modify the positions into certain angles to make it...look...better
#but seriously? only one missionary out of the lot of them? despite the aesthetic tweaks??? how can that ........
#*tosses more papers around with increasing befuddlement* WHERE IS MY PURE 100% VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM
#sighs as all the papers lie scattered on the ground
#dude... i don't know anymore..... this is beyond my scope
#now that i see how evenly spread out the positions are...
#i BET the devs have SOME SORTA CHART tracking yaku's positions. now THAT'S a funky office corkboard!
#yakuei
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