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delektorskichick · 4 months

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So I’ve never actually watched The Princess Bride with closed captioning. All the copies I own/have owned didn’t come with that option. Well, it’s on Disney+ now, and it DOES have captions. I decided to watch it tonight because apparently half of my coworkers haven’t seen it and that made me sad.

AND WHEN I TELL YOU I WAS APPARENTLY MISSING THINGS-

I now know ALL of Fezzik’s rhymes from the boat.

I know exactly what fighting moves Westly and Inigo were saying in that EPIC fight.

I can understand what Fezzik is saying when they break into the castle (I love Andre the Giant, but his accent is so hard for me to decipher)

AND

Apparently I have missed something in the twenty years I’ve been watching this movie. When Inigo is drunk in the Thieves’ Forest, a member of the Brute Squad comes around the corner of the building after Inigo proclaims this is where [he’ll] stay, that he will not be moved.

“Ho, there!” he says.

Now. I always assumed Inigo just repeated the man’s phrase.

Oh no. The closed captions read as follows:

“I do not budge. Keep your Joder.”

Because he’s a Spaniard, in the movie it is pronounced exactly like “Ho, there.”

THAT. IS. NOT. WHAT. THAT. MEANS.

Joder means fuck in Spanish.

So when the guy comes around the corner, I can only assume Inigo’s sloshed brain just heard him shout “fuck” at him, and THAT is how he responded.

NO ONE I KNOW realized this for nearly FORTY YEARS!!!!!

Closed captioning, y’all. It’s not just because you can’t make out what they’re saying. It’s also for recognizing jokes people were slipping into movies and past censors from before you were born.

#the princess bride #minirant #language

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motorbosch · 1 year

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cookiiemancer · 3 months

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Petition for Google to redirect to Tumblr when you search for the word "irony"

#cookiietalks #a minirant

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cabinette · 5 months

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Book boys. so that i can rest in peace

#art cabinet #good omens #good omens book #aziraphale #crowley #book aziraphale #book crowley #aziracrow #I keep seeing people insulting stockier/chunkier depictions of az #calling him morbidly obese. what do you have to be use to in order to have such a skewed view of bigger bodies ?#christ beyond. sorry #minirant in the tags because i am siiiick of the internalised fatphobia that runs through the world #looking at you. the reader. straight in the eyes. Fat people are not disgusting

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uncanny-tranny · 10 months

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What people often confuse, I think, is the idea that you can have specific benefits in different situations, but that is not the same as having systemic privileges for whatever identity/presentation/assumed identity or presentation that was given benefits.

If you want an example of what I mean, I have experienced some better treatment as people have recognized me as male, but society doesn't offer me systemic benefit because I'm a trans man - my transness, even in a context of being seen or assumed as a man, is not granted to me. I'm not saying that I don't ever get treated better in certain instances where I am seen as a man (even if I'm seen as a cis man), what I am saying is that that is different than systemic privileges. I think that difference matters, since people see systemic benefits as indications that people don't need help, or even that those people need to be "taken down a peg." This viewpoint isn't conducive to helping people, if that's what your goal is.

I use myself as an example just so people aren't confused. This is a complex topic that is, fundamentally, intersectional. If the only voices being heard are one type, we will be coming away with a dangerously narrow view of how social benefits and societal privilege work.

#politics #conditional benefits are still *conditional*#people that treat me better because they assume i am a cis man for example will...#...take that benefit away the picosecond they smell transsexuality on me...#...and i have a hard time believing that is *systemic* benefit on my end y'know #the conversations around societal benefits and how systemic privileges exist are (and should remain) complex and intersectional #and i just don't buy into the idea that minirities should never have *any* benefits because that is 'systemic privilege'#having it a tiny bit better does not a systemic privilege make is my point #and while i do have some benefits granted while i am assumed to be a cis man... i'm still seen as not het and i'm seen as a *queer* man #have probably talked about this before but i still see people doing this so 👍

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hedgehog-troops · 28 days

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I would take a bullet for you just to prove my love, only to find out you are the one holding the gun

an AU for October 31st, 1981.

enjoy xx

"James! Voldemort! Help!"

James is up in an instant, recognizing Peter's patronus and chasing it as it leads James to where ever it is that his best friend is at.

He can feel his chest constricting at the mere thought of reaching after Peter has been harmed.

They've been best friends since they were five and Peter is absolutely not allowed to die before James.

He remembers the pact they made at 8.

.

"Pete"

"yes?"

"promise me something" James says, a very business-man-like expression on his face, which –no doubt– looks a bit weird on an 8 year old but they're both a pair of weirdos, proudly.

"anything" replies Peter, earnestly, blindly trusting of his best friend.

"you will not die, not before me" James says, holding out his pinky.

"i will not, i promise."

Peter wraps his own pinky finger around James' and instantly his face breaks out into a huge smile, bright enough to light up the whole world.

his best friend.

.

James quickens his pace.

No.

He refuses to believe that Peter is hurt, no. He promised. Peter is nothing if not a trustworthy friend.

The patronus leads him into a dark alleyway with a dead end and vanishes.

James looks around in distress, searching for Peter, any sign of him.

He calls out.

"Peter!"

No answer.

"Peter!!"

Louder this time.

Still no answer.

No no no no.

Peter can't–

He can't be–

No.

James feels fear grasp his broken heart, dig its claws deep inside his flesh and into his eyes, searching and pulling out tear after tear.

He feels Fear knock him to the ground and onto his knees. It claws out sobs and prayers to gods he doesn't believe in just for a chance to see his best friend again.

He gets up.

He will not rest until he finds Voldemort and kill him himself for even so much as thinking of hurting his best friend.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't James Potter in the flesh" an icy voice cuts through the silence.

"Where is Peter?!" James demands, letting unfurl a part of himself he has kept hidden from the world since December 1979. He lets every drop of rage in his body mix with voice.

Voldemort steps aside, and from behind him steps out a figure dressed in a completely black robe.

Peter.

"Right here, Prongs" Peter says, the corners of his mouth twisting up cruelly at the nickname.

James' heart, completely unaware of the situation leaps up in joy seeing his best friend alive and well.

Peter points his wand at James.

"Stupify"

James has just a second to think of his betrayal before another wand is pointed at him.

"Avada Kedarva"

And the world goes black.

#james potter #minir jegulus #like one line lol #marauders #marauders fandom #marauders era #james fleamont potter #harry potter marauders #the marauders era #the marauders #marauders fic #marauders fanfiction #james #peter pettigrew #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #dead gay wizards

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sunnnfish · 2 months

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I know you said don't worry about it but I am a chronic worrier so do you wish to elaborate on that fabiniku shirashiro au you mentioned

WELLLL IF YOU INSIST... twirling hair evilly. so first up fabiniku is short for a manga series Fantasy Bishojo Juniku Ojisan to. translated to. deep breath. Life with an Ordinary Guy Who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout. or other such translations. dont know if you know what fabiniku is so we're gonna explain it wheeeee.

so basic plot, maybe inferred from the title. these two guys in their 30s are like best friends who often go out drinking and go to mixers and all that and one of them is all like. i wanna get a giirrrlllllfriieennddd <- drunk in the bathroom while his friend comforts him. hope youre already recieving the shirashiro mindbeams. two hopeless romantic friends etc etc. and then. i forget exactly how we get to this but drunk sopping wet pathetic one (tachibana is his name) ends up saying like. i just wish i was a girl! or something to that effect. which catches the attention of an otherworldly god who takes it so literally and brings them both to this fantasy world in which tachibana has been turned into a drop dead beautiful and cute girl and his best friend is just still in his office suit. (jinguuji is his name). shenanigans ensue! highly recommended its so fun and interesting and subtly(?) queer. central themes of love and saving people. theres traumatic backstories and everything. really recommend just reading it.

BUT. shirashiro slots soooooo well into this setup it makes me genuinely sick. shirahama and tashiro still going to mixers from their office jobs because they just cant land a goddamn girlfriend. shirahama drunk and sick in the bathroom, tashiro with a hand on his back and throwing his arm over his shoulder to walk them home. shirahama, drunk, wish i was a cute girl! drop dead gorgeous! at least people would love me. transported to a fantasy world, shirahama gets to turned into a cute girl, not that tashiro is necessarily jealous, thatd be silly. she is really cute though. and shirahama, girl, shorter than tashiro for once, looking up like. has he always been this cool...? wait who said that.

theres also this whole bit where tachibana, girl, is a bit cursed with being so pretty that it literally charms any men in a however big radius. which jinguuji does sometimes fall victim to and it shows a little [<3 charmed] effect above his head. putting things together in my head This is also a bit like dating sim au. anyways. and theres this whole inner turmoil like Wait she may be cute but i know hes really just a guy. guys im so bad at explaining thiinnngggsss theres so many facets. read fabiniku.

theres also just so many moments in fabiniku that just line up. theres a bit about jinguuji letting his hair down and it was insanely tashiro coded. theres the way jinguuji is so observant but reserved. the character developments make sense. really truly just read fabiniku with shirashiro in mind and youll see it.

also like. look at them. come oonnnn.

theres also adjustments ive made in my head about their backstories n stuff but that would be so spoilery. once again: read fabiniku. im really bad at explaining things. just imaging me pointing and gesturing frantically and making weird noises. whatever. peace and love on planet shirashiro

#head in my hands IM BAD AT EXPLAINING THINNGGGSSS #really truly just read fabiniku with shirashiro lens #ive of course got all these like. minir differences in how scenes play out with shirashiro as opposed to original #all mapped out in my head. adjustments to backstories and all that #its just. so many coincidences. and the situation is so fun to play with #especially in regards to tashiro gender cause you THINK i would make tashiro the girl but no. making him inspect that feeling for himself #god. ive been in a car for hmm 6 hours now? dont blame me for being incoherant #<-would be exactly this incoherant regardless #whatever!!!! read fabiniku!!!!!#sunnfish.ask

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noir-ish-bee · 1 year

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☆☆☆

#my art #sam and max #i'd say he's kind of like a rodent but for minir technicalities /ref /lyr

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orbiyoo · 2 years

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seize an eternal wish

#revue starlight #daiba nana #posting this so i have to stop making minir edits to it. hi #shoujo kageki revue starlight #bananice #.#revstar #made my girlfriend watch the movie with my for my birthday. was so funny #'nana should kill them' 3 minutes later: 'WHAT IS GOING ON'#he's and prophet and she is beautiful for it #artorbit #Can i post art outside of my self imposed 2am-4am window? no. never

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smoshsblog · 19 days

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Omg I love this reaction! Can we all show this girl some love? I would love it if she reacted to more smosh videos!! She's an og fan from back in the day but hasn't kept up. Let's make her one of us! One of us!!

#smosh #smoshblr #smosh reaction video #lets also not correct her on the minir mistakes in the smosh lire #she got the big picture quite correct #Youtube

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storm-of-feathers · 2 years

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i hate true crime i hate the way we as a society treat all crime as the same by both elevating a petty theft AND reducing horrific mass murder to the same level. a level which becomes marketable media.

#i had more tags but they were mostly about 'CrImInAl PsYcHoLoGy'#and a whole minirant ab how thats. yk. not real. that its just psychology and sociology but ehh another day maybe i dont have the energy

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zombspidey · 18 days

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Im a minro…. ;-; pedo… 😞😞😞😞

#zombspidey #ask blog #ask me anything #ask #send asks #ask box #inbox #answered #WHATTHERLIRP #Guya im married dont be creepy…#and im a minir ;-; nomire creepos!!!!!! >////<

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motorbosch · 1 year

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aurorashard · 5 months

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New neighbor moved in and they are hammering and drilling into the room just below mine and I have slept four hours and my tummy hurts I am going to chew through the floor, carpet, concrete and all, and politely ask them to stop

#Aur rambles #original posts #its echoing through the whole apartment so moving to the couch would be but a temporary minir reprive

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thisisnottherealryannross · 9 months

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just remembering that rory doesn't clarify with Emily and lorelai that the fight at Emily's was entirely her fault and that jess never actually got in a fight with dean and she was just being an accusatory ass when all jess wanted was to wait until after dinner to talk about it

#jess mariano #gilmore girls #rory gilmore #this isnt antirory i just wanted to minirant #also if you trust your ex more than your current then you have an issue and it probably isnt your currents fault

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chessb0r3d · 10 months

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Me when the tumblr UI changed similar to twitter layout:

#minir inconvenience happen #chrambles

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