#midlife emo crisis
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F1 Abu Dhabi Testing
November 28, 2023 - Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
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#midlife emo crisis#also...#midwestern pop punk dilf#loving the all black + tattoo#fernando alonso#f1#formula 1#2023#aston martin
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shigeru sketches (this is his dbd au shhh)
#shigeru higanbana tag#original character#dollhouse's art#hunny's ocs#pray for him he's in his emo era#or midlife crisis idk
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imo the mainguys need to stay firmly on the shitty-mediocore continuum bc it is so important to the Themes that they mostly suck yet are transfigured by love into something extraordinary :)
#to YOU hes just some aging bipolar cokehead fuckup garage band emo who tore a path through our friend ground like a tropical storm#but to ME he is the fearsome and proud pirate captain of myth and legend. because i love him#to YOU he is a deadbeat failson nepo baby who ran out on his kids twice during his midlife crisis to go gargle cock#but to ME he is a sparkly gorgeous golden boymermaid with an ethereal chiffon tail. because i love him!#compels me!!!!!!!!
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Dawg is getting flamed rn. Dw bro you won't end up like midlife crisis, yet still is considered hot, emo Daigo 🙏🏽.
every day i log onto this webbed site and it's a 50/50 on whether im gonna get a regular ask or im gonna get be inflicted with severe degrees of psychic damage
#snap chats#fjagkljglakj#if i had to be an emo in my 30s having a midlife crisis id at the very least hope i was hot 😞#30s isnt even midlife thats like. mid-mid life like we'll be there in twenty years vjeLVKEJ
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also a revelation.. decided to go sillygoofy w the one guy in the blighted camp who beats the shit out of you bc he worships the goddess of pain (?) yk.. i let him have at poor gussy with the axe or whatever the craziest thing was + at First it was just to see if Agustín could take it or if he would Fucking Die. curiosity killed the cat yk!
but now I'm like hmm. is that a character thing.. 🌊🐎🧍🏻♀️ does he enjoy a bit of pain as a Treat ur honor
#this would also explain why he let astarion kill him at the first feeding lol! he said the thrill of pain and near death experiences is the#only thing that brings light back into my dark dark life *emo sidebang clench*#he sounds... saur sad 😭 you will get through this midlife crisis baby dont worry!!!!!#sriracha.txt#🦖
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(For context, I'm a pasty white guy with naturally dark brown, long - down to mid-back - hair)
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The executives are not functioning today so I guess I'll just go play videogames instead of doing my Draw A Cartoon homework
Yes, midlife crisis is going fantastic.
#the other day I found out that with my hair like it is now and some eye makeup I make a fantastic Emo Boy#so there's that in the midlife crisis bucket as well#having fun over here
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Going to an early 2000s party and I’m literally just wearing clothes I would wear to class
#I’m going thru a midlife crisis I think#I just wear the skater emo boy drip 24/7#it’s called swag look it up#emo phase 2#stupitersays
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{⭐️} TOJI FUSHIGURO MOODBOARD
★ general toji hcs ★
— QUEUE WEST COAST BY LANA DEL REY
— let’s just pretend in this world he doesn’t have a son to actually care for yk.
— biggest beefiest juiciest (ok i’m exaggerating) but holy shit this guy is huge. i’m talking mma boxer huge, he takes great pride in his physic. and is guilty of being a gym rat.
— cockiest mf ever but in a hot way, he does that cheek tongue thing unintentionally and omlllllll
— toji definitely wasn’t the smartest in school, neither math smart, science smart or reading smart. he fucked most of his teachers but i mean he passed?
— although he wasn’t very academically smart, his skill in business and negotiating led to him earning a high position for a large financial group. drugs like hand over that amex????
— drives a motorcycle, i’m thinking ducati, as a hobby. 😏😏
— smokes cigarettes and drinks, his fav is hennessy, but other than that he’s a clean man
— was an emo in highschool, we don’t talk about that though. and neither does he.
— multitudes of tattoos across his body, mainly on his chest and arms though.
— his dream job as a highschooler was to open a tattoo parlor. he was surprisingly a good artist when it came to sketches.
— silver chains and silver jewelry, he’s pale so his complexion matches the colors better.
— sarcastic humor that would make kids cry. this guy treats everyone the same as if they’ll understand his humor and that makes him not so great around kids
— has a soft spot for cats, really wants to have a kitten but won’t ever commit to it/taking care of it
— has every single dating app downloaded not to date but just to get validation from everyone who swiped right on him. (gets at minimum 83 swipes per day)
— speaking of, his most used apps on his phone are phone (calls), messages, and instagram to watch his instagram reels 😋
— respectful towards women. although he seems like a d bag he does know how to treat a lady right
— drives a blacked out mercedes benz s class, ofc with tinted windows in case of.. yeah
— the scar running from the middle of his cheek down the side of his lip is from a fight during high school that got violent, he won though don’t worry
— grey/silver/green eyes, with jet black hair. he was genuinely gifted with godly genetics
— when he does smile, his lip corners turn up sharply giving him that joker smile type of look, my legs are wide open
— the most laid back chill guy ever, he doesn’t take life seriously enough for him to actually give a fuck
—6’4. argue with the wall.
— his hands are huge and the veins 😩😩😫😩😫 HEHEHE
— wears black compression shirts or black t shirts with sweat pants all day everyday, it’s his signature look
— he smells a bit like cigarettes and Maison Margiela Replica Jazz Club, just an overall eye rolling back into head type of scent
— makes dad jokes all the time minus the part of him being an actual dad
— played basketball growing up just in his neighborhood, was good enough to go pro but his grades were ass lol
— he listens to these actual underground rock bands that literally no one has heard of or the sports podcast on the radio like a true dad
— kinda behind on everything going on in the world right now, but it’s okay bc we love toji for it regardless
💌 new message from mica ‧₊˚✧
my favorite incoming dilf with a midlife crisis 😫
honestly one of my fav boards yet, i tried so hard to find the perfect resemblance of toji and omg the scar too kinda works perfectly
#toji fushiguro#toji fluff#toji x reader#jjk toji#toji x you#dilf toji#jujutsu kaisen toji#jjk x reader#jjk fanart#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jujustsu kaisen x reader#jujustsu kaisen au#toji zenin#toji x y/n#jujutsu toji#i want him so bad
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Why do you constantly describe yourself like you’re the grossest, weirdest looking human being on the planet?
You’re always (very nonchalantly) talking about how ugly you are and… I’ve never seen your face ofc but I highly doubt you’re as weird looking as you think you are. I’m a bit concerned for you.
When my self-esteem was at its lowest I was CONVINCED that I looked absolutely awful. I felt that my features were weird and uneven. That I looked like someone who can’t draw tried to draw a person rather than an actual person. But now that I’ve gotten older and had therapy and my self-esteem isn’t so low anymore, I realize that I look normal. Perfectly normal. I may not be the most attractive person but I’m definitely not ugly and my face definitely isn’t mangled and gross. It’s just a regular face. But a few years ago, I absolutely swore that it wasn’t. It’s as if my mental state had been warping my vision.
So when you constantly talk about how ugly you are I can’t help but feel a little skeptical. You’re a human being, not a goblin. But you definitely describe yourself as if you look like a goblin. I’m willing to bet that you don’t.
I'm actually much happier now with how I look than I was when I was younger and tried so hard to be pretty. I remember being 21 and legit crying because I was so convinced that I'm too old to find anyone again and too ugly that anyone would settle for me. When I was in my Repression Phase, I could not stand wearing jeans because those are Men's Clothes and I was so convinced that I have to perform some sort of absolute over-the-top hyperfeminine presentation to be acceptable. I'm afab and looked up trans womens' passing advice because I was so sure that I'm not feminine enough.
I don't look anything like that these days, and I don't feel like that either. My life is completely different, I have friends who adore me and a partner who loves me, and I'm fine with the way I look. Over the past year I went from wearing understated grey sweaters and the plainest clothes possible into wearing skinny jeans, dyed hair and getting three facial piercings because I thought it would just be insanely funny to have a full-blown midlife crisis emo phase about turning 30. I look cringe on purpose for fun.
There's a world of difference between thinking "I am an ugly and wretched little creature and there's nothing I can do to make it stop", and "I am an ugly and wretched little creature and there's nothing you can do to stop me."
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If every doctor had a news coverage abt them
IN THE NEWS TODAY :
-Teachers get kidnapped ; old homeless man suspected.
- Excentric self-proclaimed doctor and scottish boyfriend cause mischief with Yetis in London Underground ; Futurist female friend and her photograph girlfriend still at their search.
-Old fancy man defeats bearded leader with karate and military intervention.
-Beloved bohemian scientist falls off of a tower ; Thinks Dr.Sullivan is an imbecile, and develops affection for peculiar robotic pet dog. Journalist Sarah-Jane Smith refuses to cover the news.
-Cricket-like Father of four takes on adventures into space ; unfortunately becomes father of three as the fourth sacrifices himself.
-Arrogant blonde man with horrible fashion choices fights the Matrix with american woman and redhead woman ; gets defeated by "The Rani".
-Goofy but manipulative spoon-player unofficially adopts troubled teenage girl who masters explosives.
-Young man goes back between the 19th and the 20th century to find hot girls and guys to fuck.
-Bald man saves people around time and space and cheats on blonde woman with Sherlock Holmes.
-Adored silly man ruins redhead woman's marriage ; still revered by thousands.
-Knockoff of the adored silly man forgets how to interact with humans and has a complicated romance with woman called River Pond.
-Old emo teenager accused of murder ; says the victim was 'dead already'.
-Silly blonde woman who has midlife crisis at age 20 has pakistani lesbian lover ; denies.
-Adored silly man resurrects from death ; is Jesus ?
I'M YOUR ANCHOR ANNE KERR, THIS IS TODAY'S NEWS AND WTF ?!?
#doctor who#1st doctor#2nd doctor#3rd doctor#4th doctor#5th doctor#6th doctor#7th doctor#8th doctor#9th doctor#10th doctor#11th doctor#12th doctor#13th doctor#14th doctor#the news
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I do like the genre of fanarts of the sinners looking like they’re having a midlife crisis in the rain and faust is there standing with an umbrella watching them and about to hit them with the good old “join my emo band limbus company”
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I need Nico to get his ears pierced.
I need Aus to get his nipples pierced.
I need Will N. to get FOMO & pierce his nipples because Aus did.
I need Seggs to get his nipples & dick pierced because he's a bisexual slut ICON.
I want Crosby to get his lip pierced with a ring, but I know that'll never happen.
Thanks for listening 😘
worst thing about Nico is that he had pierced ears as a kid and then they probably grew shut and that coward won’t sit down and force a stud through it like a normal person
Auston and Willy need matching bestie piercings like they can each just get one nip done and share a pair of piercings if they don’t want to fully commit
Tyler is one midlife crisis away from a Jacob’s ladder anyways
and Sid just needs to let out his inner emo kid
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"Gortash looks like a 40-something who never grew out of their emo phase, Gortash looks like he's never bathed in his life, Gortash looks like Noctis in his midlife crisis" - yeah, AND?? take me to the MCR reunion tour, daddy
#some of us spent our formative years in the scene era i cant help it#also I don't even think he looks that dirty#he looks like he grew up enslaved to a cambion in the Hells#BECAUSE HE DID#personally I would like him even dirtier. make it look like he spent all day in his lil artificer tinkering station#make it look like he hasn't showered since the last time he and durge fucked#enver gortash
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Hello. i humbly request courtney for the hc thing. also hi how are you
HII im doin good. Playing mario kart 7 and not writing a damn thing bc i got stuck. Lol
Sexuality Headcanon: LESBIAN. But tbqh a lot of straight ships with her are fun
Gender Headcanon: i dont care that much about gender headcanons really. Cis woman i guess idk loll. Lesbian gender😁
A ship I have with said character: using this space to talk about bridgeney. I LOVE BRIDGNEY. They care for eachother soo deeply.
A BROTP I have with said character: noah i cant lie LMMFOASG. FUCKED UP OK. They could be so fucked up. Also geoff theyre soooo sillyfun
A NOTP I have with said character: i dont think i vehemently hate a lot of ships. I LIED FUCK ALECOURTNEY. I dislike majority of alejandro ships in general though so if that doesnt count maybe trentney. Hes so boring for her and the vibes they exude together are rancid. Not because of the whole gwuncan cheating thing but just because i hate trent and his stupid emo bangs and guitar and boring personality and that seeps into courtney too much
A random headcanon: Courtney with parental issues is so sickeningly satisfying to me. Like her parents throwing a bunch of extracurriculars at her. Like becoming a cit, violin, singing, ballet. You know. Ive always assumed her parents instilled her want of becoming a lawyer as well, i mean come AWN her name is fucking courtney. Court. Like her parents have her whole life planned for her but she loves plans so she never challenges it. Until she does and has a midlife crisis as a 20 year old
General Opinion over said character: I LOVE HER. okay. She sits in my head so much that i dont even know what to say about her. Like she just lives in there forever
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i really really love the hc that if bingmei has curly hair, then bingge straigtens his - mostly bc it’s a fantastic visual metaphor, but also bc it graced me with visions of emo midlife crisis binghe
hot topic bargain bin, mcr tour tickets, i-put-up-my-middle-finger-at-them-lookin ass. “blackening” is when he dyes his hair from a box over the bathroom sink
#scum villain's self saving system#svsss#luo binghe#besides the straight hair i wanted to give him some distinguishing features from bingmei#like making him skinnier/paler#changing his huadian etc#but now i'm realizing that he barely looks like binghe sldkjflsdkjflgkh#oops lmao#also this is way too genderqueer for bing 'i have 600 wives and i totally enjoy fucking them' ge#i just couldn't stop laughing over the concept of binghemo#so humor me
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