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itsscottiesstark · 3 months

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Okay but genuine question.

How do you think Crowley would respond to someone flirting with him? Like, we know Aziraphale would get all possessive and Eastern-Gate-Guardian on their ass but what would Crowley do, if Aziraphale wasn't there?

Would he embrace his demon tendencies and flirt back maybe? Nothing too serious, but just to rock the boat a bit? Or would he blush and look around for helplessly waiting for his angel to appear and smite them? Because this looks an awful lot like (yes, innocent, maybe just playful but) flirting to me:

Like, the smirk??? The drawl??? The head shake???

I'm all for Crowley being a total simp for Aziraphale but he must enjoy a couple flirty comments now and again.

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michaelsheendaily · 6 months

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Michael Sheen and Orlando Bloom arrive at the European premiere of Kingdom of Heaven at the Empire Leicester Square in London (2005)

#michael sheen #michaelsheenedit #orlando bloom #orlandobloomedit #kingdom of heaven premiere #dont ask me what this means #they're flirting #michaelsheendaily

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obessivedork · 3 months

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It's just how gameplay shook out for me but I reached max affinity with MacCready helping a ghoul kid find out what happened to his family and MAN sometimes things that work out so perfect that you WISH you'd wrote it or done it on purpose 😭🖤 Two very sad Dads doing the best for their sons helping ANOTHER lost kid find home because they can't be with their own kids right now but they can help Billy, dammit!

#fallout #fallout 4 #fo4 #kat plays fo4 #Also oh my GOD Mac's lines with a successful flirt are sooooo 😭😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤🖤 THE LITTLE SOLDIER TOO OH MAN 😭🖤#That's my BOY <3 <3!!!!#Two very sad Dads bonding over their iced wives and love for their sons. Also they're uncles for Billy now IDC how things shake out #(and I don't know how things end yet either)#I literally had to exit the game and pace around after Mac's soft ass romance lines MY BOY 😭#Anyways Uncle Sam and Uncle Butch are looking after Duncan I LOVE the HC that the Lone Wanderer looks after Duncan #And while Mac went back to give Duncan the medicine Michael did a bunch of stuff building up settlements n stuff #And got to the bottom of whatever the hell is going on with Eddie Winter #it didn't happen in game but it happened in cannon. TO ME.#anyways back to playing but I NEEDED to IMMEDIATELY pace around the house after hearing Mac's lines in addition to BILLY #There should be more kid ghouls in Fallout cannon what a TRAGIC thing to be. Frozen at 10(ish) years old forever. MAN. poor kid.#(yes I did have Mac's story spoiled for me but like. it's fine I'm fine I'm not someone who SUPER cares about spoilers)#I would say I'm gnawing on the bars of my enclosure about this but I'm actually physically tearing them apart about this #AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #anyways this has been a babble

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feralnumberfive · 11 months

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Straight people stop assuming a guy and a girl being friends and talking to each other are dating and flirting challenge ‼️⚠️ IMPOSSIBLE ⚠️‼️

#I love my boss he's great but I can't fucking talk to one of my coworkers without him teasing me and saying that we're flirting #bitch we're taking about how the Bf/Me-109 had interesting variants and how the F4U is badass!!#1. My coworker has a girlfriend 2. I love talking with him about aviation because he's incredibly smart and he's the only person I can talk #to about planes and he understands EXACTLY what I'm saying 3. I wouldn't even really consider us friends 4. I'M FUCKING AROACE #I'm not out to any of my coworkers though because some of them are homophobic #but god damn I can't talk to him without my boss going 👀 and teasing me in front of everyone not only that but he teases me about a made up #my boss is basically Michael Scott in both the fun and the bad ways

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ladyseidr · 2 months

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pre-bite michael having a crush on sb just results in him trying to impress them in increasingly stupid ways. i mean michael can sometimes do this as an adult too but at least he isn't playing a game of "how many laws can i break without being held legally responsible." usually.

#☽—— ⸢ ooc ⸥#f n a f /#he can't flirt so he's like 'hey watch this [ fucks up ]'#HE'S THE. THE POST ABT THE. 'THIS ONE'S FOR YOU [ THROWS BASKETBALL & MISSES ENTIRELY ]'#coping with debilitating cramps by michael posting fdslfsjfdkha #i might try to write but the way i'm feeling physically is ugh y'know? so what if i post incredibly dumb headcanons tonight fdkhfadksj #it's just post-valentine's day so i should talk abt how different muses flirt but exclusively when it's bad flirting lmao

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direwombat · 10 months

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🍸 dealers choice 😉

ahhh i didn't rb that post but i'm more than happy to play <3 gonna piggy-back a little off what you already wrote if you don't mind!

Sybille was aware of Michael Shea. Had seen him around town a fair amount and occasionally at the VA in Missoula. But she'd never properly spoke to the man. Namely because he's deaf and her own grasp of sign language begins and ends with the hand and arm signals the military taught her. But he always seemed like an interesting fellow, in her opinion.

Attractive too. Not that she's looking....not that hard anyways...

But lo and behold, here he is sliding onto the bar stool beside her, face flushed and definitely drunk, leaning in with a forwardness that might have made her blush were she a few drinks more sober. More than anything, she's amused. And after that, she's intrigued. Guy's ballsy, she'll give him that.

"Now hold on," she says, cocking her head to the side and smiling mischievously. "Buy me a drink first."

He stares at her, heavy brow furrowing in confusion. Right. Deaf, she thinks. Maybe he don't read lips. Or maybe between her accent and her own drunkenness, he just can't.

So instead she taps the glass of her almost empty stout and motions to the other end of the bar, where Mary May is serving customers. He flags her down, motions to Sybille, and then holds up two fingers. It's the most concise non-verbal "I'll have whatever she's having," she's ever seen.

The two enjoy their drinks, and as they do, Sybille pulls a small notepad from her back pocket. Originally, she'd intended to use it to communicate with Michael, but it quickly turns into the two of them drawing crass doodles and the most riveting games of tic-tac-toe she's ever played.

And as time wears on, and as the pleasant heat in her stomach moves just a little further south, she decides to indulge his initial inquiry. Flipping to a new, clean page of her notebook, she draws the setup for a game of hangman. Two words. Six spaces total for the letters. A question mark at the end.

She sets the pen down, sliding it towards Michael. She cheekily draws her lower lip between her teeth with a smile, watching expectantly while he stares at the puzzle she's presented him.

It doesn't take long for his lips to quirk upwards. He grins at her, eyes sparkling in the dim bar-lighting with excitement. Then, twirling the pen between his fingers, he fills the letters in and slides his work over for her to see. Proudly capping the pen, he sets it down on the paper.

F U C K M E ?

"Why Michael," she says, sliding out of her seat and letting her hand linger over his strong shoulders as she drags him towards the stairs to the handful of rooms upstairs. "All y'had to do was ask."

#;fakdl;f sorry this is long and i hope michael's in character enough ;w;#syb's idea of flirting usually involves some sort of game or competition #a kind of 'show me what you got' kind of thing #michael shea #oc: deputy sybille la roux #my fic #my writing #that said. i think you're right. i think they'd have some fun casual hookups fal;kfjadf

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ihavenocluedude · 2 years

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... I’ve written my first sort of character x character fic thing ever... For Honor Society (Honor x Michael, although mainly it’s just sort of Michael POV with really really little dialogue and rather mostly inner monologue)... Do I cross-post it here on Tumblr too or just post it on Ao3??? that is the question. I still sort of feel weird bc of the fact that it’s Gaten bc I’m so used to him in ST but this movie really kicked the writing inspo part of my brain and made it start running.

Also, I started writing this at like... midnight?? I watched the movie at like 10 and then watched Not Okay and like... it’s 7 am now soon. I think I’ve pretty much non-stop written on this since midnight.

#I am never going to stop finding new things to write about and I don't really like that fact about myself #I was just so easily inspired by this fkn movie #ALTHOUGH FUCK MR CALVIN bc he reminded me of the fkn substitute that flirted with me when I was 14-15 (he was 19 BUT STILL)#Sorry for the trauma dump lmao #Planning_Updates #Honor Society #Michael Dipnicky #Michael Dipnicky x Honor Rose #I don't know what the fuck I'm doing lmao

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reliablejoukido · 1 year

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Let…let’s say I did write Daisuke/Michael fanfic. Should it be written in the “normal” way and include explicit content, or should it be written with my special dialogue text boxes and be rated T?

#text post;#fics: a food truck on broadway #YES I have already named this fic #YES this is all I want to talk about now #YES Michael has a ponytail #NO I don’t make the rules #YES I keep adding tags #YES Michael calls Daisuke the ‘cutest ramen chef in Manhattan’#YES Michael is trying to make it on Broadway but it’s not quite working out #NO Daisuke does not know what to do with himself when Michael flirts with him #YES it’s because he thinks Michael is straight #YES the entire cast of Michael’s off-broadway production ships him with the ramen chef

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ingravinoveritas · 1 year

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Having a bit of a tough time right now due to personal issues, so I thought I'd turn our thoughts to something happier: The upcoming Good Omens season 2 press tour. Let's talk about what we're looking forward to most (and please feel free to use the comments on this post to elaborate further!).

#good omens 2 #michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #having a rough night and i needed this #i miss them #the GO 2 press tour is going to be a ride #i cannot wait for the flirting #that is what we have to look forward to #<3 #poll

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bisexualalienss · 2 years

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michael really called him baby its all i ever wanted but alex is dying i hate it here

#oh and its michael flirting with him!#what if we get a sad one next week when hes crying on dead alex

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academicelephant · 1 year

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Rooker: What's up, grandma?

Grandma: *unclear answer 'cause she's talking to him through the phone*

Rooker: What? You get tired of that? People calling you grandma?

Rooker: What's up, you hot mama?

Rooker: Come on, talk to us, grandma!

Grandma: *something about taking her classes off*

Rooker: I don't need you to take your classes off, maybe something else!

Grandma: Omg thank you, thanks for saying hi

Rooker: You're a sweetheart

#michael rooker #q&a #quotes #cute #what a flirt he is #omg i'm jealous #also based on her voice the grandma was pretty young

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xwildheart · 1 year

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Micky: She's really short. Like she reaches down to the middle of my arm. She's got blonde hair, that's why I call her Goldilocks, or Barbie or whatever blonde character I can think of. She has blue eyes, and they're probably the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen...don't tell her I said that."

Aaliyah: He's got the best smile in the world. Whenever he smiles at me, I get all warm and fuzzy. It's like when we went on our first day, I get butterflies. He's got black hair, with a few loose curls. Wyatt's eyes are my most favorite thing about him though. They're dark brown, almost black. I could get lost in them.

These are two very different people 😂😂😂

Tell me how your muse describes my muse to other people

Charlie is more angry about being called short than anything else. And she heard it but she'll pretend she didn't, for now. lol

Wyatt is grinning like a dork. Just like that gif honestly. He's so stupidly in love with that woman it's not even funny. Vampire or not, she's his everything.

(also i love how different these ships are, it's amazing)

#c: michael #c: aaliyah #califxrniaxdreamin #so this is what makes life divine || wyatt & aaliyah #are you flirting or starting a fight || charlotte & michael

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starreo · 4 months

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multi-character drabble.

includes the words slut, pup, and adult themes so, mdni.

he's so confusing...sometimes he's acting completely oblivious to your flirts, the others, he's breeding his cum into you because you called out his name like a slut.

sometimes he's acting like he doesn't care about your tantrums, the others, he's got his cock buried deep inside you, pressing on the bulge from your tummy, "l-look how deep i am, p-pup...'m in your f-fucking womb, y/n..."

sometimes he's pushing you onto your knees and shoving his big cock inside your tiny mouth, because "that's what a slut like you deserves", the others, he's gripping your thighs, his tongue swiping your sticky cum across your folds as he thanks you for it.

god, he's just sooo confusing.

michael kaiser, nagi, eren jaeger, kunigami, isagi yoichi, karasu tabito, itoshi rin & sae, atsumu, suna rintarou.

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casdeans-pie · 8 months

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Dean flirts with a diner waitress one day while him and Sam are working a case (Cas is busy). She gives him a pleasant-customer-service smile until her eyes lock onto his shoulder. She goes pale and backs away and Dean looks at his shoulder like ?????

She tries to make an excuse to leave and bolts out the back door but Dean is Suspicious(TM) and follows her before she can get very far.

She says she's not looking for trouble, she just wants to be left alone, she's made a life for herself here etc etc.

"What are you talking about?" Dean demands, about to reach for his gun.

"You... You’re Dean Winchester." She gestures to his shoulder. "Only Dean Winchester has Castiel's mark and claim on him."

Dean gently touches his shoulder, where the handprint used to be, and he's like, "You're an angel." .......... then he gets his phone out and he's finding Cas's number and slamming the phone to his ear all frowny faced and says to her, "What do you mean, claim? And the mark isn't even there anymore- I- Hey Cas? Cas, there's an angel here who- no I don't know her name- does it matter? Look she says- no don't come here we're fine- she says you left a claim on me with that- y’know that handprint thing and- what do you mean you were going to tell me??? Tell me now-"

And the whole time Dean is getting progressively frownier and his nose is getting redder and he's gripping his shoulder tighter and the angel is watching like, This is the Michael Sword?? This is the Righteous Man??? This is the human Castiel left his mark on?????

#another sleepy lil ficlet #dean should absolutely have accidentally flirted with and angel and theyre like woAH Im not touching Dean Winchester #Castiel's got visibile dibs on that man #destiel #destiel ficlet #my ficlet

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hazbinwhoree · 3 months

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Hello! I hope I'm not bothering you or anything! But I've been lurking on your blog for quite a bit now lol. If it's okay, can I request a jealous! Adam x Reader? If you're feeling generous, maybe make it a bit smutty? The Reader can be an angel, sinner or hellborn. The story is completely up to you!

Jealousy, Jealousy

A/N: I left it vague so the reader can be angel, sinner, or hellborn, it’s up to you reader!

Warnings: Slight breeding kink

Adam was seething. He watched Michael and (Name) interact, Michael clearly flirting if his facial expressions and body language were anything to go by. Adam had left her alone for two minutes and Michael swooped in. He quickly decided he’d seen enough and barged into the conversation.

“Shitface,” he greeted Michael, putting a possessive hand on (Name)’s waist and pulling her into him. Michael soured. “Adam,” he greeted tightly. “We have places to be,” Adam announced. “Later, Mikey.” He tugged (Name) away.

With her hand in his, Adam led (Name) swiftly to his home, and as soon as they were inside, he was slamming (Name) up against the wall.

“Adam!” she gasped. “What’s gotten into you?”

“You letting Michael carry on even though he clearly wanted to fuck you.”

“What are you talking about?”

“He was fucking flirting with you, (Name).”

“Oh… does that mean you’re jealous?”

Adam didn’t answer with words. Instead he growled and buried his face in her neck, sucking and biting his marks onto her. (Name) moaned. Adam pulled back just to lift her up by the ass, her legs locking around his waist. Then he continued the assault on her neck. (Name) felt heat rush to her core. She liked this possessive side of Adam.

“He wanted to fuck you,” Adam hissed against her neck. “But I’m the only one who can fuck you.” (Name) shuddered.

Adam had never been more grateful for skirts, tugging (Name)’s up to bunch around her stomach, revealing her panties. He ripped those without a care, and (Name) whined, “I liked that pair.” “I’ll buy you a new one, shut up.”

(Name) was really enjoying this. She should make Adam jealous more often.

Suddenly Adam was lifting her up the wall until her crotch was at his face. She threw her legs over his shoulders. Adam held her up against the wall as he leaned forward and began eating her out like it was his last meal. (Name) cried out and grabbed onto his horns.

His skilled tongue went up and down a few times before circling her clit, and then he began to fuck her with it. Adam had a long tongue, and (Name) had never been more grateful for it as she held onto him for dear life.

Adam’s tongue circled her clit again, and (Name) was quickly nearing the edge. Adam knew her well enough to recognize when she was close, and to her dismay, he pulled back and tapped her legs. She reluctantly slid them off his shoulders and let herself slide down the wall until she and Adam were face to face again.

He slammed his lips against hers and (Name) moaned when she could taste herself on him. It was absolutely sinful.

Adam disconnected their lips and put (Name) on the ground. She leaned heavily against the wall, her legs shaky. Adam shed his robe and pulled his pants and boxers down just enough to free his dick.

He grabbed (Name) under her arms and lifted her back up against the wall. She wrapped her arms around his neck while he lined himself up before abruptly thrusting up into her. (Name) cried out, nearly choking Adam with how tight she held onto him.

Adam couldn’t care less, beginning to thrust at an absolutely brutal pace. She was positioned just so that with every thrust her clit rubbed against his pubic bone.

“Fuck, Adam,” she moaned.

“You’re mine, you hear me?” Adam panted. “Michael wishes he could have you like this, but he could never satisfy you like I can.”

(Name) blushed. “You like that, slut? You like when I talk to you while I fuck you?”

(Name) swallowed her pride and nodded.

“Good, because you need to know that you’re mine, I fucking own you. No one else can fuck you this good. The next time I catch you letting Michael flirt with you, I’m fucking you in front of him.”

(Name) moaned unabashedly.

Adam groaned, getting close. He could tell (Name) was getting close too, and he kept his pace steady and hard. “I’m gonna cum in you while you cum on my dick. Gonna put a fucking baby in you. Then everyone will know who you belong to.”

That pushed (Name) over the edge and she came with a cry. Her pussy tightened around Adam and that was all it took for him to cum as well. He pushed (Name) down on his dick while simultaneously thrusting upwards, cumming deep inside of her.

They stayed like that for a minute, panting and catching their breaths.

“Fuck, Adam, that was–” “Fantastic, I know.” The cocky bastard.

Adam was going to set (Name) back on the floor, but by the way her legs were shaking, he wasn’t sure she’d be able to stand. So he pulled out, smirking when some of his cum dripped down her thigh and onto the floor.

He carried her over to the bed and gently placed her down on it. “Wait here.” He went to grab a towel.

As he carefully cleaned her up after cleaning himself, (Name) stared at him with an indiscernible expression. “What?” Adam asked.

“I should get you jealous more often.”

#hazbin adam #adam x reader #smut #breeding k1nk #hazbin alastor #hazbin angel dust #hazbin charlie #hazbin husk #hazbin vaggie #hazbin vox #x reader #hazbin hotel #hazbin lute

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