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thoodleoo · 3 months

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it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention

#medieval goings on #every once in a while i feel like i get possessed by brother eadwig #queueusque tandem abutere catilina patientia nostra

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fata-vocant · 6 months

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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

#stupid #medieval #pentiment #canterbury tales #screams from the abyss

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catchymemes · 3 months

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#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #medieval

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the-only-highlander · 4 months

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i figured yall would appreciate this photo

original instagram post from vinnikolaus

#gumple #knights #medieval #armor #suggestive #<- if you're cool

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chic-beyond-the-wall · 4 months

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More medieval dyes for y'all!

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roach-works · 2 months

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the 50$ sword i got from a shady flea market was diagnosed to be a wall-hanger rather than a prop so i spent today making it the prettiest wall-hanger in the land

#art #my art #medieval illumination #posca paint markers

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fullyfazed · 3 months

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They were not kidding he really does inspire you to make good food

#dungeon meshi #senshi dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #comic #not pictured is giovanni potage whos also telling me to make soup #and the medieval cooking music playlist i put on

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bethfuller · 3 months

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i love dropping my pen putting my glasses on my desk and rubbing my face like an exhausted divorced academic in the 1980s who is greying and sexily tousled and has been up for hours digging through the yellowed pages of old obscure treatises about etruscan pots

#it's like the laundry basket medieval washerwoman phenomenon

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thebibliosphere · 4 months

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So, I'm playing the new map on Medieval Dynasty as a woman (because they finally decided to let you play as a woman), and I was curious how the pregnancy dynamic was going to work because historically, in the game, when your wife gets pregnant, she goes on an 18-year maternity leave until your kid is grown, and I was like, well I'm the main character, so what's going to happen?

Am I just not going to be able to work or complete quests while I run around after my kiddo? Surely not. That'd be ludicrous. I wonder how they'll handle this...

Well, they handled it. They handled it by making my husband pregnant.

My beloved lumberjack husband, Teodoryk, is with child and very happy about it.

This game went from "you can't play as a woman because it's historically inaccurate" to "we're not going to fix the ridiculous game dynamic of an 18-year maternity leave, but we will make it so you can get your husband pregnant instead."

Incredible. Fully headcanoning this as a t4t marriage in 11th century Poland. I can't wait to meet our beautiful child. I will, however, be hiring a new lumberjack because I am not cutting down trees for the next 18 years. Fuck that. I've got wolves to fist-fight in the woods.

#medieval dynasty

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cy-lindric · 4 months

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