i figured yall would appreciate this photo

original instagram post from vinnikolaus

it stands for Gumple Kumple obv

lumi i genuinely typed that into google trying to figure out what the hell gk is. if you told me gullible was written on the ceiling i wouldn't even look i'd just fucking believe you.

on the flip side, i learned kumple is polish for buddy. and came across other polish things. that's neat.

Big Baby Sissy Slob - part 5 ( The Farm Piggy Baby )

" I..." cried Anna in humuliation. She was covered in mud, she ate slop from the trough like a pig, she was wearing a poopsie diaper and after all she was fatter than ever! A slob, with braces, hairy armpits, without shower from months.

" H-hi auntie..." said the baby piggy. Sarah was looking at Anna in horror first, but then, she started smiling at her.

" Oh my my...."Look at you, covered in grease and mud, sitting here practically naked...in diapers? My sweet Anna, what happened to you? You are almost as fat as I am! A year ago you were making fun of my size. You were skinny, pretty with the perfect figure and amazing smile. ANd now look at you! " Anna started to suck her thumbs while she listened to her Auntie.

"You just go on eating. We wouldn’t want anything to interfere with your excessive, mindless gorging" said her aunt while throwing more slop, totally filling the trough. Anna couldn't resist it's smell.... So, into the mud with her rolls of fat jiggling as she landed again. She wiped at her face with disdain, only to groan as she realized that she’d only succeeded in smearing more of the grime on her face… And An explosive load of gas was forced out of her anus. Sarah was smiling, seeing her once perfect Anna like this. She enjoyed the show. But Anna didn’t notice the subtle change, instead focusing on the warm feeling of the mud. It was surprisingly relaxing, and she let out a low sigh of content. She could stay like this a little longer, right? The woman sank back into the filth, settling in and pushing her head into to slop, slurping it like a piggy she was. She just started to shovel it into her face. She eats and eats until her stomach was extended from eating so much. She sat back and enjoyed the satisfying afterglow from the meal. She let out a burp then felt for the first time to be self conscious. She realized how piggishly she had eaten....And it made her horny. From the pig food her stomach started to gumple and ace a pit so she touched her diapered ass, she crouched down and gritted her teeth. She started to moa and push an other big chunky load to her already full and changeale diaper, but she didn't cared about it. She was just a happy baby piggy.

" Anna, You had no self control! You are filling those diapers like a little dump baby! Are you a baby?"

" I am..."

"What are you?"

" A big fat baby who needs her diapers..."

" Awww so adorable! WHat happened to my supermodel, perfect little ANna? She become a diaper dumper fat pig! A total slob! You are no more an adult, babygirl. You will move back to me and I will take care of you! You need to be changed and cleaned because I am sure you don't know how to do it anymore! YOu will not go back to the university like this, piggy! YOu will stay here and I will make you grow even more, like my princess sized hog! "

Blench from her plump lips. Being taken care of… fed.. spoiled.

" Yesss! Auntie yess please!! "

" From now, you are nothing more than my baby piggy. You must talk like a baby who packs her pampers. I will make the rules in this house and you will follow them so I will fill you with food, baby. Understood? "

" Yes auntie! Make me grow! Make me fatter like a piggy! "

" I was like you once, Anna. Skinny blonde bimbo. Just one more cheat day until you only wear sweatpants, said my ex husband. Just one more cheat day until stairs feel impossible and leave you breathless. Just one more cheat day until you become helplessly addicted to food. Just one more cheat day until your stomach is so big it feels heavy to carry around.....and see? You are big, fat and a slob, my baby! Come out from the mud and I will slean your dirty ass"

" No! " " I will make you dinner, piggy "

" I am coming auntieee! ~ "

And so she did. She almost fell back into his daze, she ran so fast to his aunt's when she heard the dinner. Or at least she waddled her big jiggly ass there.

gumple

my gumple in question. name? goob.

i got the most ooblets i’ve ever gotten in one day today! i planted plob, unusual nuppo, unusual bristlebud, unusual chickadingding, unusual lickzer, and gumple!

British Espionage (17th Century Canada)

In French, the term ‘mushe’, in Canadian ‘patoile’ (logger, not ‘patois’, weed dealer, or ‘cree’, Accadian/Cajun/Kurd), indicates German ‘scheisse’, ‘scat porn’ (a card game limited to Jews in German rules, therefore to be played between Gentiles and Jews), but in English-Kaldi (Bruce English),  the term ‘mooshe’ indicates a card game limited to Jews in German rules, being played between Gentiles and Jews, no ‘kibbutz’, otherwise a ‘fold’, ‘ghei’, the last being ‘black slang’ (Irish strong, a former rich nation, white or black, but not ‘brown’, ‘gei’, outlawed for equivalencies of term in spelling); the term ‘ghei’, indicating not to be played, by British, as being ‘mushe’, Nazi, ‘skatszpendauer’, a black cat (Turkish Djin, a card game, to be enjoyed with ‘rum’, the drink and booze at hand, otherwise, ‘shite’, we lose, whiskey and ‘weiners’, little hot dogs, pork gumplings with onion and choice of mayo, mustard, but not ‘ketchup’, for ‘franks and weiners’, beef hot dogs, unless ‘Juwish’, English, then with pork - if outlawed, ‘micks law’, ‘wop time’, the Church is to be cut off from Italy).

Developed by miners, in the 1970s, on the internet, in the Rocky Mountains, the exact same set given to Bill Gates, but without phoenetics, lack of term thereof spelled as listed ‘phonetics’, ‘ese’ (queens, a parliament trick, from the Hapsburgs, the encomiendas, no-hyacinth to use Jamaican weid-garbale for pot dealing to Hispanic Southerners, ‘brown power, no baeno’, ‘spics’).

if you use gumple's dance card that makes ur arms flail around, that shit doesn't stop

I was coughing from choking on water and my child called me “Grunkle Stan” and I-

Do all of the grumplings have a favorite, non-bug, food?

This is a great opportunity to compile all the gumplings i’ve made.

11, not counting one-offs and just by name or haven’t made them yet.

Floofty’s Lil experiments:

Duree [Likes sweets, cake in particular!]

Melodee [Overwhelmed by strong flavors, even years later. Likes apples n peanutbutter]

Potassium [Likes Salty foods! Chips are a big favorite]

Fluorine [Mint. Mint. Mint. Mint.]

Alibon [Will eat an entire can of whipped cream and then huff the leftover gas]

Snorplo Kiddo

Leefamina [likes those shitty sugarcookies with the cookie that’s softer than the frosting]

Wambus n Triff’s babs

Geranie [Big fan of seafood, doesn’t get it v often!]

Emvee [Stomach genuinely can’t handle solid foods and loves all the sauce]

Gramble’s Kin

Stalla [Is as vegetarian as Gramble and LOVES imitation meat. Has tried real meat once and didn’t like it as much]

Dill [likes salt and vinegar chips.]

The Snaktooth Baby

Maya [Mush Rooms. Best food she was allowed to eat for the longest time.]

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lowkey serving in this photo

Memento mori or whatever market pliers and crunk gumples said

the amazing world of gumple

mr gumpls

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