Oh brother this guy stinks

happy pride month to all the girlies who used to make their barbies scissor

wish they interacted more in pl ....

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the most normal man in all of paradise.

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they should scissor

Boop a doop doop. :3

a boop! i'll have Sun boop you back!

you're... uh, you're gonna have to get closer to him to get your boop, if he tries to walk, he will trip and fall

context: Clip's april fools prank this year was hiding away all of his and Moon's clothes and leaving them with cat onesies—Sun's is too big for him..

yes it is past april fools

no Clip has not brought them back their clothes yet

EDIT: and here's Moon's onesie!

Does that hurt?

only my weapon understands me

Pro Wrestling out of context: So there’s this tag team in All Elite Wrestling who’ve recently become super popular. They were already pretty popular with the crowd thanks to their gimmick (that being that they always cut a freestyle disstrack on their opponents during their entrance), but they’ve suddenly skyrocketed in popularity partially thanks to just a single catchphrase they started using recently. Crowds are chanting it, making all kinds of signs referencing it, and a shirt with the printed slogan recently released on the merch store has very quickly become the fastest selling piece of merch this month.

Now, non-wrestling fans may be reading this thinking it’s a perfectly normal, mundane story that’s nothing to write home about, but I need you to understand that the catchphrase in question is “Scissor Me, Daddy Ass”

Doctor asked the routine sexual activity questions and I was like nope not me thank you :) and this old man just kinda paused for half a second and I could literally feel him giving me the once over and just kinda went.. okay well you know..uh..members of the LGBT community, doesn't have to be a man could be the uh, sharing of toys etc

This old man really saw a bitch with dyed hair and weird clothes and said gay??? Queer perhaps??? 😭

He's having fun

came back just to post these. okay bye

for @sygni <333

legend has it that if you chant "i have an oral fixation" three times in a mirror, some androgynous boything with a choppy transgender haircut will appear ready to let you suck on their fingers

my friend who knows nothing about Danganronpa except what i tell her said he would say that in this situation she came up with

lo que el tragic toxic divorced yuri le hace a un madafaka