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fiddlepickdouglas · 7 months

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Saw another poll that asked what your natural hair color was with half the choices being shades of blonde and that just won't do. Let's go about this the professional way (this does not describe tone but tones are based off this level system). Some natural levels fall in between these, as human variation will do, but go with what you believe is closest.

Feel free to describe your tone in the tags!

*some level systems include levels 11 and 12 but these are strictly to describe shades lightened above a level 10 and are not considered on the naturally occurring spectrum for hair aside from going lighter with age

#signed: someone who went to fucking hair school #do not consult me on coloring though i only working with my own hair now #hair colors #hair levels #polls #bald people im kissing your beautiful heads

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b4kuch1n · 8 months

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polymer broadcast signal hijack

#pikmin #captain olimar #ft. louie captain shepherd and collin #as well as #moss (pikmin)#watched a stream series of pikmin 4 (its frankenbugs' series) thats what this is about really #but mostly. I just love olimar. I just really enjoy that man #also this really got me flexing those bande dessinée muscles from back thens lol #Ive missed drawin with this kinda proportions... I should do it more #Im gonna draw an olimar to put in my wallet. I need to make my life harder to explain to strangers #I also wanna. add more details to his space suit. make it look more like real life space suit for fun & entertainment #man I enjoy the animals in pikmin so much. they really are just like. animals. theyre animals #its great I love how genuinely bug-lookin the bugs are even with the stylization. pikmin and pokemon are really good at that #would like to learn how to do that... sometimes in the future #oh yeah fun fact. my effort at cleaning up my undercut a few days ago went badly. right before I went to a family reunion thing for 2 days #so I was goin out of my mind at that event postin abt olimar bc I love him #and then. when I got home. I decided to shave my head instead of trying to fix the haircut again #and so the sequence of events becomes I post about olimar -> I enter my bald arc #I am okay with this. have a good night lads. binding books is actually really fun u should try it

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finsterwalds · 20 days

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Ah yes the movie where two guys in robes are fighting over her bisexual ass

#anatomie d'une chute #anatomy of a fall #vincent renzi #avocat général #sandra voyter #swann arlaud #antoine reinartz #sandra huller #my art #fanart #the fact that the bald guy doesn’t have a name canonically is nightmare inducing to me i wish i was kidding #like what should i call him in my head. crâne d’œuf????

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livelylambs · 1 year

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diagnosed with sleepy tired doctor recommended communal nap time. happy birthday zoro “human couch” roronoa

#one piece #my art #one rb to grab choppers bald head like a basketball #strawhats #luffy #roronoa zoro #sanji #nami #usopp #nico robin #tony tony chopper #the fates aligned for me to spend 12 straight hours drawing #conquering artblock with ol reliable (cuddles)

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lastpenaltytaker · 5 months

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JURGEN KLOPP prevents DARWIN NUNEZ from committing first degree murder on live television, MANCHESTER CITY vs LIVERPOOL, 25th November 2023

#i too wish jurgen would tenderly cradle my face to calm me down....#anyways he should have let darwin loose and let him bite fraudiola's bald head off #darwin nunez #jurgen klopp #liverpool fc #jo.edits

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fxirycxr3 · 3 months

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do you have time to talk about our lord and saviour? (Aaron paul in drag)

#i think about her often then i combust #aaron paul #u will be so famous to me always #but only if u stop shaving ur head and let us so your little grey streak again my beautiful bald baby #the way in the video about this Bryan is like #yeha people were checking him out #brba #breaking bad #jesse pinkman

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hi-its-meg · 11 months

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Felt a tiny bit spicy this morning 🙈

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fossilfan39 · 2 months

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saw this on twt & instantly thought of them….

#jeeko #speaking my truth…#literally did this in 10 minutes #I was struggling with zuko’s big bald head #which is usually not a problem for me #smh #zuko #lieutenant jee #atla #avatar the last airbender #fabi art

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gayestcowboy · 8 months

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i love welcome to night vale because when i first started listening to it i could only envision cecil as some bald guy. despite the fact that he was described as having hair. and you could imagine the emotions i felt when i first saw a picture of his lovely voice actor

#yeehaws #wtnv #cecil baldwin looks exactly the way i always envisioned cecil to look in my head it’s a little funny to me #i’m a bald cecil nightvale truther

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vrieseasees · 6 months

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Team Mustang! I'm a sucker for squad guys lol gotta collect em all.....

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thebindingofpillo · 13 days

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your designs for the playable TBOI cast are by far my all-time favorites, i love them so much that they're essentially canon to me (in scenarios where they aren't all just Isaac in a funny costume)

also also judas i love him lots and his bald head

Thank you Anon this means so much to me 😭 /positive

#I have been struggling so much with my art lately lmao #can you believe I actually had some doubts about Judas’ design he looks so generic to me lately #but I’m glad you still like him and his bald head #thank you anon #tboi #binding of isaac #the binding of isaac #tboi fanart #tboi reincarnation #tboi au #tboi judas #pillart #ask tag

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itsbrucey · 6 months

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Alright gayboy. You ready for the championship?

#if another. very similar post to this appears on my dash. ignore it. Brucey is having difficulties tonight #anyway the rough color made him slay. im quite happy with this #sorry that thisnis the only fuckinf wip im posting IT ALL. I HAVE.#You followed me. you read the sign. Brucey posts random bullshit over and over.#its 3 am so anything goes im a free man #working on his thighs and i dont want yall to see my shameful anatomy. im drawing FEET and im bad at FEET #might give him socks. to hide my shame.#mayhaps ill add fishnets. lets see whats sexier #also i made this 300 dpi in the unlikely scenario i make this a print you can buy but idk. watch out #fun fact. he doesn't have ears!! if i made him bald his head would be capital S Smooth. no point bc his hair covered them.

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battleangel · 7 months

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I Am Not My Hair

What actually happens if I shave my head bald?

Why cant I see what I look like without hair?

Why do I have to be sick or have cancer or be dying?

Why am I not allowed as a woman to just shave my head?

Why do I need a reason, a justification, an explanation?

Why do I have to justify being hairless?

Why are people acting like Im dying and have cancer just because Im bald?

Nothing happens. Thats the gag.

Youve been taught to fear.

Its just my bald head. Why is that forbidden?

Verboten?

Why cant I ever see what my actual head looks like without all this hair on it?

Why cant I see what my face looks like without it constantly being surrounded by hair?

What if I like being bald?

What if I like not spending $1200+ a year on my hair?

What if I like not styling my hair?

What if I like not doing anything with my hair other than cutting it super short, about an inch or two, every few months?

Why does it threaten people for a woman not to care about her hair?

I dont want to go to a hair salon or barbershop.

I dont want to go back to an afro.

I dont want locs or dreads.

I dont want shaved sides, I already did that last year.

I dont want corn rows or bantu knots, Ive done that too.

I dont want to grow it out.

I dont want a $500 lace front wig.

I dont want a wig professionally installed by a stylist every 2 to 3 months.

I dont want to wash or brush my hair.

I dont want to put any products in my hair.

Why is it a sin for a black woman to not want to grow her hair out?

I dont want my "long beautiful" hair back.

I dont want it halfway down my back again.

I dont want it to my waist again.

I dont want to relax it again -- there are lawsuits against Loreal, black women who used Just For Me and other chemical relaxers to straighten their hair are being diagnosed with cancer, inferitility and fibroids.

The chemicals in a relaxer are strong enough to break down and destroy the natural texture of your curly coiled kinks and force it to be straight -- those same chemicals are also strong enough to literally peel paint off of cars -- why are you putting this directly on your scalp for an hour plus every 2 to 3 months from the time you are a pre-teen or in high school until adulthood, for decades, and thinking that there wont be health issues?

They target products to Black women that kill them.

Remember the little Black girls that sang the R&B pop jingle in the Just For Me commercial?

"Just for me...hair so healthy, silky and free."

Who was that song for?

This was the 90s and there were multiple Black girl groups back then -- TLC, 702, Blaque, Xscape, Jade, Total, MoKenStef, etc. -- they wanted to get us while we were young so we would keep using their products until adulthood.

I got my first perm, I am 4C, at 11. I was so glad my mother stopped burning me with the hot comb that she had tortured me with since I was 5. Anything was better than that as I had a very sensitive scalp or "tenderheaded" as it is called in our community.

I couldnt wait to go to Touch of Magic salon where my older sister already had her long, silky hair. I was tired of being tortured by a hot ass comb that was constantlu burning my fucking scalp and I was tired of being told to "sit still" while my scalp was being fucking burned. I couldnt wait for the Revlon Fabulaxer so the dreaded golden hot comb could be forever banished from my existence.

From 11 to 34, 23 years, I faithfully got a relaxer at the salon every 2 to 3 months. It was about $120+ (relaxer, deep condition, style, split ends, color, etc.). Over the years, that fucking adds up, over $100k I spent on my hair. Even when I went natural at 34, my 4c hair is extremely thick, kinky, nappy, unruly and very difficult to deal with. People have literally broken combs trying to comb through it. Needless to say, I couldnt manage anything myself but a wash and go so I spent thousands at the salon as a 4c natural on Senegalese twists, box braids, Bantu knots, corn rows, twist outs, twist updos and flat twists.

Then I shaved my sides and cut my hair super short and started going to barber shops but I was dyeing it fuschia back then so my hair was still costing me money.

Then last year, I finally just grabbed kitchen scissors out of my kitchen and hacked it myself and decided I was never going to go back to a salon or barbershop.

I was going to cut my hair with kitchen scissors myself every 2 to 3 months. I do like different looks so I have five cheap synthetic shitty wigs that are different colors (blue, blonde, green, black). Depending on the lewk and fit, either I just wear my hair natural and short or I slap a wig on.

But thats it. No maintenance, no upkedp, no hair care routines, no wasting away a Saturday at a salon, no barbershops, no wash and gos, no 15 hour sessions getting braided extensions.

Just literally cutting it with kitchen scissors every 2 to 3 months and slapping on a cheap shitty wig whenever I have a certain fit or lewk and thats it.

Then in August, I decided to shave my head bald. I didnt want even a few inches of hair anymore so I grabbed my husbands razor and shaved it. Didnt go to a barbershop or stylist. Had no idea how to even use the razor and just shaved it all off in under 10 minutes. I loved the bald look especially with thick ass winged liquid eyeliner, bold dramatic eyeshadow and colorful lipstick.

I have a few inches of growth that in a month or two, I will grab the kitchen scissors again and cut my hair down to an inch or two. Ill do that every few months. I love it bald but even shaving my head on a regular basis is more time than I choose to devote to my hair. Cutting it with scissors to an inch or two every 2 to 3 months is my absolute limit.

As a woman, thats not allowed.

Especially as a Black woman.

And I was raised by a Southern Baptist fundamentalist, so forget about it.

You have to obsess over your hair, products, styling, color, length, look, appearance, texture, curl pattern, thickness, volume, care routines, pre poo, deep conditoning, tea tree oil, diffusing, texturizing, blow out, straightening, relaxing, lace front wig installations, weaves, kanekalon, bundles, braids, twists, locs, dreads, corn rows, bantu knots...

You cant just not do your hair!

Only you can. Because thats exactly what I do.

Even as a Black woman and we are brainwashed to be absolutely obsessed with our hair.

Go back and look at the hysteria India Arie caused when she shaved her "beautiful curls".

Just like India Arie, I am not my hair.

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enochaiii · 3 months

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damien's sprite edit for funsies. added moles because moles are cute.

might do some of the other ep's characters next, they're actually really fun incorporating my art style into the sprite.

#boyfriend to death 2 #damien morningstar #btd damien #I'm convinced EP doesn't like damien #first he was balding #second #there's no second can't think of anything to pull out of my ass actually #sprite edit #chaiii rambling in tags #the head size difference actually reminds me of aoi oni jumpscares #enochaiii

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rongzhi · 3 days

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Shave head bald instead 👍

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#i buzzed my head with a 2 guard in january so that's what i've been growing out rn actually #not bald exactly but bald enough my sister called me bald #text #i think..... i will cut and dye my hair...... i've only ever dyed it more black before #answered ask #i don't have the head shape to be bald

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the--firevenus · 23 days

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I love Canon making aang had growth spurt that make him ended up the tallest of the gaang, but I also advocate aang short king fanon 👆👆 katara need to be able to gave him forehead kisses easily okay that's what I want!

#Or kiss his bald head that works too #Listen tall girl x short guy is sooo cute to me and that's what I like about kataang when I was young LMAO #Also the idea of katara as an adult taller than her bf is so cute?! 😭#Girl who did not play over her bald bf fr #Also aang being taller than zuko gave me damage a bit but it also funny in Canon kabskwbd I can't decide my lord #venus rambling #atla #kataang

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