The lengths to which we go to keep Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 bearable... Mafia edition???

A game of mystery and betrayal.

TDDUB was another banger this year lads

The best LASIK voicemail submission from MBMBAM 473 (from Alex)

have y'all like listened to Wonderful! ???? Literally.......this podcast is such a force of good energy and love and adoration of the small things. Also I ADORE Rachel!!!

https://etsy.me/2MxrRKr

Check out my new Adventure Zone Activity Book now on Etsy!

i don’t listen to the mcelroy brothers, i don’t even play dnd, but i break down laughing every time i think of them because of this one time my friend referenced their joke about the secret brother “duggy” and i mentioned with completely honesty and seriousness that i have a deceased relative named “cuggy” and my friend had to apologize for laughing because apparently having relatives with weird as hell names just isn’t universal. who knew

wait duck ingrid isn’t a character from ducktales??

Lfjwlshwlaj idk ive never seen the show, but duck newton and indrid cold are characaters from the adventure zone, a dnd podcast by the mcelory family

NAME:  Jason Patrick McElroy AGE: 25 SPECIES: Human GENDER:  Cis Man ORIENTATION:  Bisexual PROFESSION:  Camp Counselor  —————————————————————————- PHYSICAL ASPECTS BODY TYPE:  Overweight, endomorph HAIR:  Lemon chiffon  EYES:  Blue HEIGHT: 5′10″ —————————————————————————- FAMILY FAMILY:  Yes, but doesn’t associate with them. SIBLINGS:  He has a few half siblings he doesn’t know about. PARENTS:  Kennith McElory (alive), Marianne McElroy (died when Jason was 8) ANY PETS?: yes [X] || no [] —————————————————————————- SKILLS   PHYSICAL PROWESS: 7/10, depending on the situation SPEED:    5/10 MAGIC:   8.5/10 —————————————————————————- LIKES COLORS: Turquoise  SMELLS:  Baked goods, campfires FOOD: Soft pretzels FRUITS: Apples DRINKS: Coffee PLANTS: Daisies 

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OTHER DETAILS SMOKES?   Yes [x]  ||  No []  ||  Occasionally [ ] DRUGS?   Yes []  ||  No [X] ||  Occasionally [x] DRIVER LICENSE?   Yes [X] ||  No []  ||  Other [] EVER BEEN ARRESTED?   Yes [x]  || No []  || Almost []

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Tagged by @spitexwired!

I tag @not-quite-cocoa , @cookielovingcounselor , @campcampclown , and @local-ws-bastard !

And that about does it for votre fille for 2018. What a dump of a year, right? But the important thing is all the shiny parts, made possible by Emilie Autumn, @theadventurezone, and Mozart l'opera rock - but that’s true of pretty much every year!

All the gratitude possible to my beloved Constance, that good good McElory family, Mikele, and everyone else whose talent and love helped me on my way to the blessing that will be 2019!

when people on my dash started blogging about griffin mcelory i was for the first few weeks convinced he was the creator of family guy and i dont fucking know why??? id see his tweets show up and be like “god look at this fucking family guy asshole” and im so sorry

50 Questions Tag

  I was tagged by the one THE ONLY @crownsims   <3

Under the cut my dudes. 

1. What’s your favorite scent? Jasmin & patchouli & green tea.  2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister? Tina Fey or Syndee McElory  3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother? Griffin McElroy or Chris Pratt  4. How old do you think you’ll be when you get married? I don’t know? My boyfriend always jokes that he has a five year plan for us. There’s three years left of that plan so maybe when I’m 26-27? lol  5. Do you know a hoarder? I’m genuinely concerned that mom’s going to turn into one.  6. Can you do a split? Not even close  7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike? 8 I think??? 8. How many oceans have you swam in? One  9. How many countries have you been to? Just the U.S  10. Is anyone in your family in the military? Yeah my cousin was.  11. What would you name your daughter if you had one? Alice Elaine or Elizabeth Louise  12. What would you name your son if you had one? Henry James possibly. I don’t think about boy names as much as girl names.  13. What’s the worst grade you got on a test? Jeeze I haven’t been in school in 6 years. Maybe a 34% 14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child? Drake and Josh or That’s So Raven.  15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight? I HAVE NO IDEA! A hippy possibly? or Princess Lea. I’m not super sure though. 16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series? All three. I was in middle school for the whole Twilight thing though. So don’t judge me.  17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent? I’m okay with my current American accent lol.  18. Did your mother go to college?  Nope  19. Are your grandparents still married? I mean they were when my grandpa died on my dad’s side and they were when my grandma died on my mom’s side.  20. Have you ever taken karate lessons? Nope  21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is? Ye  22. What’s the first amusement park you’ve been to? Sea World I believe.  23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in? Spanish for sure.  24. Do you spell the colour as grey or gray? Both. usually grey though.  25. Is your father bald? He’s going bald.  26. Do you know triplets? No, but I do know a set of quadruplets! 27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook? Titanic  28. Have you ever had Indian food? YES I LOVE IT SO MUCH  29. What’s the name of your favorite restaurant? The Curry Kitchen  30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden? Mmmhmmm. 31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ’s, etc.)? nOPE 32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender? Johnathan (Spelled just like that)  33. If you have a nickname, what is it? Punkin, Jenny from the block, Bean 34. Who’s your favorite person in the world? My boyfriend :D  35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs? Suburbs I suppose.  36. Can you whistle? No :(((  37. Do you sleep with a nightlight? Nope.  38. Do you eat breakfast every morning? No, I never have time.  39. Do you take any pills or medication daily? Yeah five different ones.  40. What medical conditions do you have? None of your business :P  41. How many times have you been to the hospital? A lot. Over 10 times for sure.  42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo? Yup  43. Where do you buy your jeans? Meijer  44. What’s the last compliment you got? My boyfriend said “ What a cutie” when I came out of our room this morning :) 45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning? Not really no.  46. What flavor tea do you enjoy?  Green tea or chai tea.  47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own? 3, a pair of flats, a pair of work boots, and a pair of sneakers.  48. What religion will you raise your children to practice? None probably. Although my parents will probably want to take them to church.  49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real? Nine 50. Why do you have a youtube? So I can watch top 10 countdowns :’)

I tag @storylegacysims @inevitablesims and @rambunctioussimmer

Day 7: what's scarier: the guy with a gun chasing you or the circus act you just stumbled into?

I don’t usually post irl person based fiction cause it gives me the creeps on some level (as in its gotttaaaa be heavily AU’d before I read it) but this idea won’t get out of my head with its cheesiness so here is my Time Traveling McElory Au:

Travis, the middlest in age but not in time, being adopted and raised in turn of the century England (but keeping Clint’s accent)

Our truly sweet baby brother Griffin being adopted and raised in 3030 era, a Nice Future Boy

And then Justin, whomst was briefly adopted by Clint in the 60s and is now a full adult in the 90s but Surprise! Sometime around Justin being 15 or so Clint ~disappeared~

So now it gets like 2000 era movie type bad with

Both Griffin and Travis know Clint was a time traveler and were both given pocketwatches with that tech when they turned 18, so they could just fucking Hang with their Dad whenever once they were Responsible (also maybe a rule of only one person can use it at a time, there’s not holding hands and traveling together you gotta manage your own landing and giving that to kids would be Dangerous) but!!!!

Clint disappeared! It was a couple months for Trav and Grif, so they tracked Clint down to his last time stamp being the 1990s When Justin (who never got the time travel talk) (and then also semi believing the stories his dad told were bs and to amuse him as a kid) believes his dad ran out on him one day when in reality There’s Angst I Haven’t Thought Out At All

So Justin gets to be Salty af after learning he has time traveling bros (adopted but fucking family anyways) from different centuries who were given awesome af time traveling watches and has to come to terms with his dad actually being Good (not willingly leaving Justin alone) especially after what felt like abandonment for 15ish long long years and Justin having to support himself at a blockbuster

And there’s a lot of shenanigans that start with Travis and Grif walking into Justin’s work and being like “bro!!!!” And thinking Justin is All Caught Up and just choosing to stick his time and Justin is just like “who are these crazy ppl and why are they calling me their brother”

But also! The boys gotta figure out what’s taken their father and why his last time stamp was Justin as like a 30 year old instead of when he actually disappeared from his life at 15!

Also Clint may or may not just always be a non aging old man because idk how me could separately raise three good good boys without dying from Age

im starting with really old shit I have in my likes and then working up. just a reminder: this is a blog I made to put a bunch of mcelory (mostly taz) content I cant out in my main because I dont wanna annoy ppl lol. also im very bi and I havent told my family and im really scared to so this is also a place where I can be gay and free (some family members follow my main :{ )