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florakis · 2 years
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ISTP: Hey, INFP!
INFP, backing away:
ISTP: Why are they reacting that way?
ENTP: They've been watching true crime documentaries for over a week now.
ISTP: And...?
ENTP: As it turned out, many serial killers are ISTP.
INFP, whispering: ...ENTP too.
ENTP: Oh, come on!
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incorrectinfpquotes · 2 years
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ISTP: What should we do now? We have some time to kill.
INFP, looking around: Who would we even kill?
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IXTP in stereotype
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IXTP in real life:
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the-cute-robot · 2 years
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WAIT I THINK I FINALLY GET IT
ISTP: douche dumbass
INFP: emotional dumbass
INTP: both but mostly just a dumbass
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gojy · 2 years
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🦋 (/^-^)/ ESFP: conto sempre sobre tudo o que gosto, porque quero que tenhamos muitas conversas para colocarmos em dia!
🥢◝(⁰▿⁰)◜INFJ: faço questão de repetir o quanto gosto de ti, então nem teria como esconder que me importo. . .
🩰 (♡‿♡) ISTP: é sempre muito especial pra mim que você sendo tão brilhante, goste da minha presença, então quando fico sem reação, é um bom sinal.
🐝 (。•̀ᴗ-) ENTP: eu realmente costumo ficar tímide quando me diz algo, não preciso contar que sim, é alguém importante para mim. . .
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foggylawyer · 3 years
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from instagram account: intpmemesdaily
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INFJ: *driving* *sigh* why does parking have to always be such a pain…
ISTP: *front seat giving directions* Go straight.
INFJ: Thats a good idea.
ENTP, ENFJ, INFP: *singing in the back*
INTP: *listening quietly*
ENFJ: Its ok INFJ you will find a spot!
INFJ: *sees a spot and starts speeding up to get it* Hold on to your butts!! That spot is mine!
ISTP: *sucks in a breath*
ENTP: This is how we die wahooo!
INTP: *small voice* Woo!
INFP: Oh god.
ENFJ: Its all good, I trust you INFJ!
INFJ: *whips car around and gets the spot*
ENTP: Omg that was so smooth!
ENFJ: I think Im swooning INFJ!
INTP: Good job!
ENTP: Kinda hot not gonna lie lol
INFP: Oh my god honestly that was really cool! That was *holds hands to chest* wow
ISTP: *lets out their breath* Nice.
INFJ: *completely focused and not listening*
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v-antenochu · 2 years
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— MBTI HEADERS.
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headers 1200x350 !!
like or reblog if you save, and give credits.
hey, é a minha primeira vez fazendo headers, eu na verdade quero testar pra ver se me dou bem fazendo !! o spirit geralmente tira a qualidade das headers, mas espero que gostem !! (obs: se eu não gostar, eu excluo 😁
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kald-dal-art · 2 years
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More MBTI mascots because I don’t know what I am doing anymore
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florakis · 2 years
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INFP: No, you don't understand. You don't. No one does.
ISTP: Then, tell me. Explain it to me so I'll understand you. Tell me in-depth so I can help you.
INFP:
INFP: *commits disappearance*
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incorrectinfpquotes · 2 years
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ISTP: That information is classified.
INFP: We’re begging you, ISTP. Please just tell us what you want for your birthday.
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mkagemtr · 3 years
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Favorite ISTP Characters
[Introvert.Sensing.Thinking.Perceiving]
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Katniss Everdeen [The Hunger Games]
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Derek Hale [Teen Wolf]
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Robin Buckley [Stranger Things]
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Caleb Rivers [Pretty Little Liars]
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Natsha Romanoff/Black Widow [Marvel]
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Clint Barton/Hawkeye [Marvel]
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Jamie Taylor [The Haunting of Bly Manor]
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Diego Hargreeves [The Umbrella Academy]
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Jane Kano [Charlie's Angels]
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Jack Skellington [The Nightmare Before Christmas]
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mysticorangecaramel · 3 years
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Saitama and ISTP are so hot but I still prefer INTJ -INFP
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gojy · 2 years
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🍄 (≧▽≦) INFJ: pode ser que seja pouco, mas acredito muito estar fazendo você feliz! 🍃
🍏 ( ꈍᴗꈍ) ENTP: a intenção sempre é te fazer rir, mesmo que eu pareça estar só querendo implicar contigo :D 💿
🍚 (*^▽^*) ISTP: se quero estar perto de ti, essa vai ser minha maior resposta de que sim, é importante pra mim . . . 🌱
🥦 ( ◜‿◝ ) ESFP: o fato de rir o tempo de tudo o que faz pra ver se fico um pouquinho tentade a debater com você, é a maior prova de carinho que posso te mostrar ☀️
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muskerwhy · 3 years
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Real life MBTI interactions I witnessed
(Part I)
Participants:
ENFP 9w1
ENTP 5w4
ISTP 3w4
ENFP: (discreetly to ENTP) Look over there. That person. Is it a dude or a girl?
ENTP: (pointing) That one? It’s obviously a… Hold on. From the back I just can’t tell.
ENFP: Yeah, right? At first I thought it was a dude, but I don’t know.
(ENTP tells ISTP to come and explains the issue)
ENTP: So, what do you think? My guess is she’s a girl because of the positioning on their friend group: the girls are all standing on one side while the dudes are directly facing them on the other one.
ISTP: …
ISTP: It’s a girl. I mean, look at her tracksuit, it literally says: “GIRL POWER”.
ENFP: Well, that could be it.
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ISTP: You are so pretty~
INFJ: I know what you are trying to do.
ISTP: hm~
INFJ: If you want me to tell you how attractive I think you are, you can just ask me.
ISTP: *stares at INFJ* hmm you are just pretty~
INFJ: *don’t break don’t break keep your shit together INFJ*
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