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welivetodream · 1 year
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What is your ideal life?
ESTP: do every illegal thing there is without going to jail.....
ESFP: living the dream in Las Vegas...for free
ENTP: being a philosophy professor so I can debate all my life with my students and get paid for it
ENFP: do everything I ever want and not being called "weird" and "unrealistic"
ENFJ: have lots of friends with problems, so I can solve their problems.
ESFJ: live a happy life with my family,friends, significant other and kids
ESTJ: being able to shout at my incompetent subordinates without being called a menace
ENTJ: world domination
ISTP: live in an island with good internet connection
ISFP: being an appreciated artist
INTP: staying at home and not have responsibility for anything
INFP: being able to live out my life without thinking about all my embarrassing moments that replay in my head every night when I try to sleep....
INFJ: being able to turn down people when they ask for help all the time without feeling guilty
ISFJ: having lots of cats and world peace
ISTJ: a stable job and a stable family
INTJ: There is no ideal life here. My plan is to leave earth for a better planet.
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soc69 · 2 years
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how i see each of the mbti types from the perspective of an entp:
1. ENTP: sexy prick
2. INTP: me on a bad day
3. INTJ: socially inept nerd/ genius
4. ENTJ: totalitarian prick
5. ENFJ: weirdest but best leader ever
6. ENFP: sugar high or on crack
7. INFP: needs protecting and social integration
8. INFJ: stop living in my head you weird sexy bitch
9. ISFJ: please get smarter
10. ISFP: please get less sensitive
11. ESFP: whorier enfp
12. ESFJ: i forget about you
13. ESTJ: we will not be getting along
14. ESTP: partner in crime
15. ISTP: underrated king
16. ISTJ: fun to annoy. smash.
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digisinister · 11 months
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My take on the MBTI from the perspective of an INTJ
1. ENTP: A minefield that must be treaded carefully
2. INTP: Nerd
3. INTJ: Socially inept
4. ENTJ: I wish I was as objectively motivated as you
5. ENFJ: Stop trying to please everyone, it's impossible
6. ENFP: Quirky
7. INFP: Pathetic
8. INFJ: Stop being right god dammit
9. ISFJ: Too good, too pure for this world
10. ISFP: I like the vibe, but too sensitive for me
11. ESFP: At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
12. ESFJ: Forgettable
13. ESTJ: What are you, a cop?
14. ESTP: Flaky
15. ISTP: A puzzle that must be solved (Would smash)
16. ISTJ: Square
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itsrixasusual · 1 year
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Feedin ya’ll with ENFP x INTJ content
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incorrectinfpquotes · 2 years
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*INFP and INTP skipping stones on a lake*
INFP: It's such a beautiful evening.
INTP, whispering: take that you fucking lake
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ryouke · 8 months
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mbti series
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waitingforthesunrise · 11 months
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Everyone: ENFJs are so sweet, how on earth could they be manipulative, it’s just imp—
Me, an ENFJ, humming Mastermind by Taylor Swift as I compile your Mbti and enneagram type I tricked you into telling me so I could realize your greatest needs, wants, personal communication style, and favorite conversation topics and love on you: I have absolutely no idea
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scruffycatio · 11 months
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ENFP 7w8 teasing INTJ 5w6 for kissing ENTP 7w6 while ISFP 9w1 is like 😒
ENFP: intj kissed entp!
INTJ: no I didn’t!
ENFP: yes you did!
INTJ: didn’t!
ENFP: diiiiiiiid
INTJ: did…not!
ENFP: did did did did did did did did did did did
ISFP: *Ahem*
ISFP: ugh I could break this tie ISFP: They totally did.
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shadowviixen · 1 year
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When the moment comes, where the world is against you. You are welcome to find yourself within open doors and in my arms.
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schv4ll · 1 year
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entp & infj couple 🤲🏻
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luv3art · 2 years
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Mbti relationships that i think would work pretty well but others deny it:
Estj x Intp:
Estj with good communication skills will get the heart of intps because Intps might look pretty passive and not interested in social activities but they admire people who are passionate, hard working and ambitious. Intp can make Estj think out of the box and get rid of their annoying trait as being unnecessarily stubborn.
Infj x Enfj:
Infjs can make Enfjs get down on the Earth from clouds of their ego and tell them truth without making them feel dumb. Flashy Enfjs can make Infjs appreciate their skills that Infjs mostly find useless and not developed, Infjs can get a great life lesson as not caring as much as they do from Enfjs.
Entp x Infp:
These two crazy ass people can become a great duo if Entps act like a normal human being rather fake joker and infps are not sleeping in their useless dreams. Entp is a great example for infp not being embarrassed for their failure and dramatic about daily events, infps can make entps shut up and listen to people around them instead of cutting their words without understanding anything.
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welivetodream · 1 year
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INTP during an apocalypse:
INTP: Finally, something interesting! This could kill half the population! Including me! I can't believe people are scared of this! This is the best thing that ever happened to me! I can use the hours of apocalypse training I did instead of swimming lessons!
ISFJ: *concerned stare and judges quietly*
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trashandwriting · 2 years
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Two types of INFJs
1. Happy little bubble, struggles nevertheless a lot, chaotic, has a big vision but can't handle a tiny task, will remember your birthday and favorite things, smart but won't admit it, shy, but talks a lot when with people, kinda quirky, creative as fuck, has more friends than expected, total therapy friend, gets rude when people say they are mistyped, "oh my god that's so me, I'm INFJ too!"
2. Has their shit and life together but feels chaotic, 7383 alternative plans, seem pretty chill but isn't, sometimes mistaken as INTJs, secretly cry a lot but nobody knows, hates but loves people, keep their romantic thoughts for themselves, knows they are smart but tears up in arguments, can't understand why people argue, will be super empathetic when they have the energy to do so, the one in the group who organizes stuff, when people say they're mistyped they will try to explain calmly but shrug it off when the conversation gets too draining, "*sighs deeply* Yes....I'm INFJ"
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kastana · 1 year
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Would you rather; (ENFP & ENTP) edition
are all ENTPs edge lords? or only the ones I know?
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cinemairon · 10 months
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ISFJ & ENTP
MBTI Siblings
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incorrectinfpquotes · 2 years
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[at disneyland, on the teacup ride]
INTJ and INFJ: [spinning calmly while talking]
INTP and INFP: [flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming]
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