Shoko: Explain to me how you two got in an accident.
Y/N: Well we were driving and there was a deer on the road and Gojo didn’t notice it so I said "Gojo, deer!"
Shoko: And????
Y/N: Tell her your answer.
Gojo: …
Gojo: *sighs*
Gojo: “Yes, dear?”
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Bill: One of you will betray me tonight
Eddie: Is it me, Bill?
Bill: No, it’s not you
Bev: Is it me, Bill?
Bill: No, it’s not you either
Mike: Is it me, Bill?
Bill:
Bill: iS iT mE, bIlL?
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DAVE: what if springtrap was skibiditrap
DAVE: thatd be funny i think
JADE: what if skibiditrap sang megalovania? :D
ROSE: Please shoot me.
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Tapan: Hey, Security Consultant Rin. This might be a rude question, but are you autistic?
SecUnit: What? No. I'm electric.
Tapan: ❓❓❓
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Anyone got any varigo headcannons or au’s im sick and really bored and i really want to hear them lol send them in my asks or smth
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mr benedict: [wildly flapping hands around] i don’t need drugs, number two! i’m high on life!
number two, crossing her arms: okay, first of all, antidepressants aren’t just “drugs”! they’re prescription medications that can be very effective and beneficial.
mr benedict: [grumpily waves her off bc he has no rebuttal]
number two: second of all, openly sobbing for an entire afternoon is not what i’d describe as being “HIGH ON LIFE”.
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Orel: do you know what my favorite part of you is? *points to Joe’s heart*
Joe: …tiddy-
Orel: pff-
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@lumaqn . . .
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Y/N: It feels really good having you inside me... And by you, I mean your voice. And by me, I mean my ear. I'm going to stop talking. Right now.
Nanami: That would be my preference.
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Constance: What is love?
Reynie: An emotional minefield.
Sticky: A neurochemical reaction.
Kate: Baby don’t hurt me!
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Curly:why can’t you go to this party aren’t you like 16?
Pony:yea but darry has sand in his vagina so I can’t
Dally:dying of laughter
Everyone else:😧😭😧😭
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