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imaginationiskeyy · 1 year

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I thought some of you may enjoy my list of Father/sons and bromances whether it be by blood or not so I thought I’d share some of my favs! :D (Please feel free to add to it)

All shows are in alphabetical order.

🎥 = Movie 📚 = Book 📺 = TV series

Father and son

Shawn Davis and Vic Davis (The 2nd 🎥)

Christopher Diaz and Eddie Diaz (911 📺)

Harry Grant and Michael Grant (911 📺)

Judd Ryder and Stuart Ryder (911 Lone Star 📺)

TK Strand and Owen Strand (911 Lone Star 📺)

Alex Standall and Bill Standall (13 Reasons Why 📺)

Jack McClane and John McClane (A Good Day to Die Hard 🎥)

Lee Adama and Bill Adama (Battlestar Galactica 📺)

Jamie, Danny and Frank Reagan (Blue Bloods 📺)

Chris Halliwell and Leo Wyatt (Charmed 📺)

Josh, Brody & Bruce Murakami (Crossroads a Story to Forgiveness 🎥)

Scott Norris and Mike Norris (Crush 🎥)

Kyle Harmon and Horatio Caine (CSI Miami 📺)

Pacey Witter and John Witter (Dawson’s Creek 📺)

Jason Dixon and Mike Dixon (Disconnect 🎥)

Bradley Branning and Max Branning (Eastenders 📺)

Ben Mitchell and Phil Mitchell (Eastenders 📺)

Ephram Brown and Andrew Brown (Everwood 📺)

Bode Donovan and Vince Leone (Fire Country 📺)

Hal, Ben, Matt and Tom Mason (Falling Skies 📺)

Peter Bishop and Walter Bishop (Fringe 📺)

Indiana Jones and Henry Jones, Sr. (Indiana Jones 🎥)

Tom Garvey and Kevin Garvey (The Leftovers 📺)

Sam Monroe and George Monroe (Life as a House 🎥)

Nathaniel Bazile and Jack Bazile (Life Unexpected 📺)

Ryan Mitchell and Captain Mitchell (Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue📺)

Shawn Spencer and Henry Spencer (Psych 📺)

Luke Morrow and Jacob Morrow Sr. (Purple Hearts 🎥)

Max Kenton and Charlie Kenton (Real Steel 🎥)

Jughead Jones and FP Jones (Riverdale 📺)

Duval Pritchard and Jimmy Pritchard (Second Chance 📺)

Clark Kent and Jonathan Kent (Smallville 📺)

Finn Scott and Damien Scott (Strike Back 📺)

Jonathan, Jordon and Clark Kent (Superman and Lois 📺)

Dean, Sam and John Winchester (Supernatural 📺)

Stiles Stilinski and Noah Stilinski (Teen Wolf 📺)

Josh Shannon and Jim Shannon (Terra Nova 📺)

Kevin, Randall and Jack Pearson (This is Us 📺)

Stephen Jameson and Roger Price (The Tomorrow People 📺)

Cordell, Liam and Bonham Walker (Walker 📺)

August Walker and Cordell Walker (Walker 📺)

Carl Grimes and Rick Grimes (The Walking Dead 📺)

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Like father and son

Evan Buckley and Bobby Nash (911 📺)

Jake Peralta and Captain (Ray) Holt (Brooklyn Nine-Nine 📺)

Spencer Reid and Aaron Hotchner (Criminal Minds 📺)

Nick Stokes and Gil Grissom (CSI 📺)

Sky and Saul Silva (Fate: The Winx Saga 📺)

Bode Donovan and Manny Perez (Fire Country 📺)

Matt Saracen and Coach Taylor (Friday Night Lights 📺)

Jess Mariano and Luke Danes (Gilmore Girls 📺)

Harry Potter and Sirius Black (Harry Potter 🎥+📚)

Steve McGarrett and Joe White (Hawaii Five-O 📺)

Peter Parker and Tony Stark (Marvel 🎥)

Timothy McGee and Leroy Jethro Gibbs (NCIS 📺)

Tony DiNozzo and Leroy Jethro Gibbs (NCIS 📺)

Christopher Lasalle and Dwayne Pride (NCIS New Orleans 📺)

Darius Tanz and Liam Cole (Salvation 📺)

Walter O’Brien and Cabe Gallo (Scorpion 📺)

Jason Hayes and Clay Spenser (SEAL Team 📺)

Sam and Dean Winchester and Bobby Singer (Supernatural 📺)

Neal Caffrey and Peter Burke (White Collar 📺)

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Brothers

Brax Wolff and Christian Wolff (The Accountant 🎥)

Luke Matthews and Holden Matthews (Beyond 📺)

Jamie Reagan and Danny Reagan (Blue Bloods 📺)

Jared Booth and Seeley Booth (Bones 📺)

Wyatt Halliwell and Chris Halliwell (Charmed 📺)

Jay Halstead and Will Halstead (Chicago PD/Med 📺)

Mike Leighton and Angus Leighton (Code Black 📺)

Robert Sugden and Andy Sugden (Emmerdale 📺)

Hal Mason, Ben Mason and Matt Mason (Falling Skies 📺)

Newt Scamander and Theseus Scamander (Fantastic beasts + where to find them 🎥)

Troy Otto and Jake Otto (Fear the Walking Dead 📺)

Tim Riggins and Billy Riggins (Friday Night Lights 📺)

Seth Gecko and Richard Gecko (From Dusk Till Dawn 📺)

Max Lawson and Jake Lawson (Geostorm 🎥)

Brad Land and Brett Land (Goat 🎥)

Peter Petrelli and Nathan Petrelli (Heroes 📺)

Brax, Heath and Casey Braxton (Home and Away 📺)

Gray Mitchell and Zach Mitchell (Jurassic World 🎥)

Joey Cassidy and Nick Cassidy (Man on a Ledge 🎥)

Loki Odison and Thor Odison (Marvel 📺+🎥)

Lorenzo de’ Medici and Giuliano de’ Medici (Medici 📺)

Don Eppes and Charlie Eppes (Numb3rs 📺)

Nathan Scott and Lucas Scott (One Tree Hill 📺)

Elijah Mikaelson and Klaus Mikaelson (The Originals 📺)

Bailey Salinger and Charlie Salinger (Party of Five 📺)

Beto Acosta and Emilio Acosta (Party of Five [2020] 📺)

Leo Corbett and Mike Corbett (Power Rangers Lost Galaxy 📺)

Brody Romero and Levi Weston (Power Rangers Ninja Steel 📺)

Michael Scofield and Lincoln Burrows (Prison Break 📺)

Thomas Peaceful and Charlie Peaceful (Private Peaceful 📚)

Luke Morrow and Jacob Morrow (Purple Hearts 🎥)

Ronan Lynch and Declan Lynch (The Raven Cycle 📚)

Sebastian and Francis (Reign 📺)

Lip Gallagher and Ian Gallagher (Shameless US 📺)

Will Byers and Jonathan Byers (Stranger Things 📺)

Jeremiah Fisher and Conrad Fisher (The Summer I Turned Pretty 📚📺)

Jordan Kent and Jonathan Kent (Superman and Lois 📺)

Dean Winchester and Sam Winchester (Supernatural 📺)

Jack Pearson and Nicky Pearson (This is Us 📺)

Kevin Pearson and Randall Pearson (This is Us 📺)

Scott, John, Virgil, Gordon and Alan Tracy (Thunderbirds 📺+🎥)

Damon Salvatore and Stefan Salvatore (The Vampire Diaries 📺)

Cordell Walker and Liam Walker (Walker 📺)

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Like Brothers

Judd Ryder and TK Strand (911 Lone Star 📺)

Alex Standall and Zach Dempsey (13 Reasons Why 📺)

Oliver Queen and John Diggle (Arrow 📺)

Oliver Queen and Tommy Merlyn (Arrow 📺)

Matty McKibben and Jake Rosati (Awkward 📺)

Seeley Booth and Lance Sweets (Bones 📺)

Cory Matthews and Shawn Hunter (Boy Meets World 📺)

Jake Peralta and Charles Boyle (Brooklyn Nine-Nine 📺)

Angel and Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel 📺)

Kevin Ryan and Javier Esposito (Castle 📺)

Matt Casey and Kelly Severide (Chicago Fire 📺)

Jay Halstead and Greg Gerwitz (Chicago PD 📺)

John Casey and Chuck Bartowski (Chuck 📺)

Angus Leighton and Mario Savetti (Code Black📺)

Spencer Reid and Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds 📺)

Nick Stokes and Warrick Brown (CSI 📺)

Zeke Pedrad and Four (Divergent 📚)

Ephram Brown and Bright Abbott (Everwood 📺)

Barry Allen and Cisco Ramon (The Flash 📺)

Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing (FRIENDS 📺)

Derek Shepherd and Mark Sloan (Greys Anatomy 📺)

Harry Potter and Ron Weasley (Harry Potter 🎥+📚)

Steve McGarrett and Chin Ho Kelly (Hawaii Five-O 📺)

Steve McGarrett and Danny Williams (Hawaii Five-O 📺)

Steve McGarrett and Lou Grover (Hawaii Five-O 📺)

Caleb Odell and Ty Borden (Heartland 📺)

Colby Thorne and Dean Thompson (Home and Away 📺)

Gregory House and James Wilson (House 📺)

Eliot Spencer and Alec Hardison (Leverage 📺)

Lucifer and Dan Espinoza (Lucifer 📺)

Angus MacGyver and Jack Dalton (MacGyver 📺)

Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson (Marvel 🎥+📺)

Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes (Marvel 🎥)

Steve Rogers and Sam Wilson (Marvel 🎥)

Newt and Thomas (The Maze Runner 🎥+📚)

Merlin and Arthur Pendragon (Merlin 📺)

Will Lexington and Gunnar Scott (Nashville 📺)

Tony DiNozzo and Timothy McGee (NCIS 📺)

Sam Hanna and G Callen (NCIS LA 📺)

Nick Miller and Winston Schmidt (New Girl 📺)

Michael Bishop and Seymour Birkhoff (Nikita 📺)

Seth Cohen and Ryan Atwood (The OC 📺)

Prince Charming and Captain Hook (Once Upon a Time 📺)

JJ and John B (Outerbanks 📺)

Daniel Pierce and Max Lewicki (Perception 📺)

Michael Scofield and Fernando Sucre (Prison Break 📺)

Shawn Spencer and Burton (Gus) Guster (Psych 📺)

Richard Gansey and Ronan Lynch (The Raven Cycle 📚)

Nolan Ross and Aiden Mathis (Revenge 📺)

Jughead Jones and Archie Andrews (Riverdale 📺)

Michael Guerin and Max Evans (Roswell 📺)

Alex Manes and Kyle Valenti (Roswell New Mexico 📺)

Michael Guerin and Max Evans (Roswell New Mexico 📺)

Liam Henstridge and Jasper Frost (The Royals 📺)

Bravo team (SEAL Team 📺)

Clay Spenser and Sonny Quinn (SEAL Team 📺)

Jason Hayes and Ray Perry (SEAL Team 📺)

Jace Herondale and Alec Lightwood (Shadowhunters 📺)

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson (Sherlock 📺)

Jax Teller and Opie Winston (Sons of Anarchy 📺)

Kirk and Bones (Star Trek 📺+🎥)

Spock and Kirk (Star Trek 📺+🎥)

Han Solo and Luke Skywalker (Star Wars 🎥)

Poe Dameron and Finn (Star Wars 🎥)

Damien Scott and Michael Stonebridge (Strike Back 📺)

Mike Ross and Harvey Specter (Suits 📺)

Scott McCall and Stiles Stilinski (Teen Wolf 📺)

Stephen Jameson and John Young (The Tomorrow People 📺)

Alaric Saltzman and Damon Salvatore (The Vampire Diaries 📺)

Rick Grimes and Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead 📺)

Neal Caffrey and Mozzie (White Collar 📺)

Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr (X-Men 🎥)

#whump #kinda #references #bromances #father and sons

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rewritethisstxry · 9 months

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Hello and welcome to my mixed mosh little corner of tumblr. Here I write for a variety of fandoms and characters. Primarily will be featuring drabbles with the occasional longer piece. Headcanons will feature from time to time.

At the time I do NOT consent for my work to be translated or posted anywhere else.

Below you will find some more information on who and what I write.

MINORS DNI. Due to the nature of potential content, only 18 and older are allowed.

Characters || Rules || Masterlist || Slasher/horror writing blog : @slxsherwriter

What I will write:

Angst

Fluff

Smut

Platonic relationships

Alpha/Omega dynamics

What I won’t write:

Snuff

Rape, rape play, non con

Underage

Inc*st

Real person fic

Marvel: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Alexei Shostakov, Peter Parker, Victor Creed, Deacon Frost, Peter Quinn, Frank Castle, Matt Murdock, Foggy Nelson, Bruce Banner, Brock Rumlow, Nathan Summers, Eddie Brock, Cletus Kasady, Otto Octavius

DC Universe: Bruce Wayne, Harvey Bullock, Jim Gordon, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Jonathan Crane, Clark Kent, Arthur Curry

Stranger Things: James Hopper, Steve Harrington, Jonathan Byers

Stargate Atlantis: Rodney McKay, John Sheppard, Ronan Dex, Carson Beckett

Sons of Anarchy: Jackson “Jax” Teller, Harry “Opie” Winston, Filip “Chibs” Telford, Juan Carlos “Juice” Ortiz, Lincoln Potter, Galen O'Shay

The Walking Dead: Rick Grimes, Shane Walsh, Negan Smith

What We Do in the Shadows: Nandor the Relentless, Guillermo de la Cruz, Laszlo Cravensworth

Resident Evil: Karl Heisenberg, Albert Wesker, Chris Redfield

Ted Lasso: Ted Lasso, Coach Beard, Jamie Tartt, Roy Kent

Good Omens: Gabriel, Aziraphale, Crowley

Video Games: Connor RK800, CaptainJonathan Price, Simon Ghost Riley, Sniper

Movies: Finn Brody (Godzilla), Raleigh Becket (Pacific Rim), Terry Malone (Black and Blue), Abe Guevara (Point Blank), Bobby O’Neill (The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard), Guy Clifton (The Crash), Roy Pulver (Boss Level), Sloan (Into the Ashes) Braxton Wolff (The Accountant), Ethan Sawyer (Those Who Wish Me Dead), Bradley James (Grudge Match), Sam Rossi (Sweet Virginia), Mr. McCarthy (Me, Earl, and the Dying Girl), Grady Travis (Fury), Griff (Baby Driver), Adam Frawley (The Town), Buddy (Baby Driver), Clyde Brenek (The Posession), Patrick Sullivan (The Accidental Husband), Harvey Russell (Rampage), Jude Fisher (Peace, Love, and Misunderstanding), Luke Vaughn (Heist), Franklin Clay (The Losers), Max (The Resident), Nicomund the Red/Santa Claus (Violent Night), Doug Dennison (Sleepless), Frank Masters (The Equalizer), Hellboy (2019), Alex Baldr (Max Payne), Matt Graver (Sicario), Douglas Hunsiker (The Rise of the Planet of the Apes), Steve Emmett (Boa vs Python), Joe Braven (Braven), Lee Christmas (The Expendables), Deckard Shaw (Fast & Furious)

Musicals: Jack Kelly (Newsies), Dewey Finn (School of Rock), Hades (Hadestown)

Tv shows: Ike Evans (Magic City), Jason Crouse (The Good Wife), John Winchester (Supernatural), Mason Baldwin (Elementary), Colton Fisk (The Equalizer), Kevin Tidwell (Life), Declan Murphy (Law & Order: SVU), Eugene McGillicutty (Royal Pains), Chuck Martin (ER), Dickie Flood (Th Practice), Malcolm Bright (Prodigal Son)

Tolkien: Boromir, Faramir, Eomer

#fandom imagines #fandom writing #dc comics #marvel #sons of anarchy #lord of the rings #what we do in the shadows #pacific rim #resident evil #Ted lasso #walking dead #stranger things #good omens #obscure characters #obscure writings

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c-m-li-s-fanfic-corner · 6 months

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That Doesn’t Sound So Holy, Only Playing Victim

(AO3 LINK)

Chapters: 1/17

Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Daredevil (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con

Relationships: Frank Castle & Matt Murdock, Matt Murdock & Peter Parker, Matt Murdock & Peter Parker & Wade Wilson, Luke Cage & Jessica Jones & Matt Murdock & Danny Rand, Jessica Jones & Matt Murdock, Luke Cage & Matt Murdock, Matt Murdock & Danny Rand, Matt Murdock/Elektra Natchios, Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov

Characters: Matt Murdock, Frank Castle, Max the Dog (Marvel), Peter Parker, Kate Bishop, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones (Marvel), Danny Rand, Wade Wilson, Colleen Wing, Amy Bendix, Elektra Natchios, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton

Additional Tags: Child Soldiers, Matt Murdock was a child soldier, Matt Murdock Needs a Hug, Matt Murdock Gets a Hug, Mentor Matt Murdock, Protective Matt Murdock, Protective Frank Castle, matt and frank and their adopted vigilantes and the assorted grown ups that came with them, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, the chaste and the hand, They don't make an appearance, but their presences are felt, Natasha Romanov Is Not A Robot, Deaf Clint Barton, Blind Matt Murdock, Mercenary Clint Barton, Past Sexual Abuse, Flashbacks

Summary:

Anyone who knew Matt Murdock knew that he could box. He was the son of Battlin' Jack, of course, he could box. The accident took his sight, not his limbs.

Anyone who has fought with Daredevil knew that he had started learning young.

Neither of those assumptions were wrong, but they weren't exactly right either.

See below for my casting choices and fic playlist:

Title taken from Saints by Echos.

Fic playlist & character themes:

Hold Me Down by Halsey (theme for Elektra Natchios AKA the Black Sky)

Little Girl Gone by Chinchilla (theme for Peter Parker AKA Spider-Man)

A Little Wicked by Valerie Broussard (theme for Natasha Romanoff AKA the Black Widow)

Mad World by Pentatonix (theme for Clint Barton AKA Hawkeye)

Panic Room by Au/Ra (theme for Amy Bendix)

Saints by Echos (theme for Matthew Murdock AKA Daredevil)

Work Song by Hozier (theme for Frank Castle AKA the Punisher)

You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid by the Offspring (theme for Kate Bishop AKA Hawkeye)

#mcu #marvel #daredevil #team red #fanfic #frank castle #peter parker #child soldiers #clint barton #kate bishop #natasha romanoff

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pencil-amateur · 2 years

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tv's frank: dr forrester can I get time off to spend with my son

dr forrester: no- wait, son? you have a kid??

tv's frank: I know I've mentioned max to you

dr forrester:

MAX IS YOUR KID????

#he assumed max was the name of his dog or something 😞#mst3k #dr forrester #tv's frank #tv’s max

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strideofpride · 2 years

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HOD, Bones, & Only Murders (to switch it up a lil bit)

Ooooh nice some variety lol

Hod:

favorite male character: Blorbo Joel <3

favorite female character: Lemon Breeland my beloved

least favorite character: I mean hod doesn't have bad characters but I guess Frank the Dixie Stop owner cause he seems Maga-y lol

prettiest character: Lemooooon

funniest character: George Tucker comedy king believe it or not!

favorite season: 4!!!!

favorite episode: The Butterstick Tab! George and AB and their first date! Lemon confronting her mommy issues! Breeland family my beloved!!! Domestic zade being relatively drama free! Lavon telling Lemon he'll wait for her !!!!!!

favorite romantic ship: Georgabeth as you well know lol

favorite family ship: Breeland family my beloved

favorite friend ship: I will not choose between Zoe/Lavon Lemon/Wade and Lemon/AB and no one can make me!!!!

worst ship: Lemon/Meatball lolololol

Bones:

favorite male character: Lancelot Sweets :(

favorite female character: I think Angela actually!

least favorite character: idk I guess Finn cause all I ever remember about him is that speech he gives in the 9/11 episode that's supposed to be serious but makes me burst out laughing every time

prettiest character: Brennan <3

funniest character: Caroline

favorite season: Hmmm tough since I always just watch at random but I think 4

favorite episode: The Proof in the Pudding, JFK episode my beloved

favorite romantic ship: I mean I truly cannot fathom saying anything but Booth/Brennan, the slowest burn to ever slow burn (not true but it feels like it a lot lol)

favorite family ship: Brennan/Max but also Brennan/Booth/Sweets (that's their son :,) )

favorite friend ship: the entire found family that is Brennan, Booth, Hodgins, Angela, Cam, and Sweets <3

worst ship: I really don't even remember enough about her but I feel like Booth/Hannah is always the go to on these things huh

Only Murders in the Building:

favorite male character: Charles

favorite female character: Mabel Mora

least favorite character: Cara Delevingne (I refuse to learn her name)

prettiest character: Mabel <3 <3 <3 (Selena Gomez is very Formative to me)

funniest character: Oliver

favorite season: I mean there's only been one complete season so 1 lol

favorite episode: The Boy from 6B, holy shit that was Art

favorite romantic ship: I don't actually romantically ship anyone

favorite family ship: the found family of Charles/Oliver/Mabel

favorite friend ship: ACAB but I do enjoy whatever the trio has going on with Detective Williams (also Da'Vine Joy Randolph should be in everything by now!)

worst ship: Mabel/and whoever Cara Delevingne is supposed to be, sucks to see Selena finally play a wlw character and have one of the dryest worst kisses I've ever seen on TV lol

Leave a TV show or movie in my ask box and I'll tell you...

#hart of dixie #bones #only murders in the building #terrainofheartfelt #strideofprideanswers

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the-firebird69 · 3 months

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Paul Newman as Harper PI explaining his 'Black Belt' in "The Drowning Pool"

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So son says while they're in the car I used to love Paul Newman's dressing then he told me about corn oil and it is the city in the future it's the idiot in the future and he's telling them it's in the past they said we've actually had enough of you stop fighting that child because I'm kind of a baby 55-year-old new classification of person probably. So it started amusing about it saying they'd be his famous people I probably get money I can do talks and act a little like a baby they started laughing and said good for you yeah you know they're making real it would make it real so he's saying I can't stand you I can't stand you you can't stand you at all I bet your breath smells like s*** too. The guy leans over and says your breath smells like s*** what even eating he goes s*** and he says I don't think so it seems like you've been eating something else people maybe legal in the state so they go for a ride is the drowning pool and it has to do with Antarctica and it has to do with JC and Mary they want to know about it and that's what they're saying so there's a lot of them that are into the stuff and it's going on and they are going to get the information they said

Thor Freya

Olympus

Zues Hera

This movie starts up we think this week very soon and then he goes to prison and he does break out and barely gets out and stays out of here and then he's trying to have a lot of problems and it is during the watchmen movie. It is during the watchmen TV series really the one episode series and it's nine episodes and one series. And he has huge problems slightly before it and it's due to what he's doing here and they start kind of Monday and they ramp up it is because his race is surrounded globally and they're killing them off. Do you have them surrounded they have half surrounded in our bombarding them in moments in the Western hemisphere the pseudo empire is not doing that badly but they're not doing great and they have half their bases but they have came back 25% and the calling this to duty there's a lot of them they're coming out of the woodwork but this is a war and it's on

::!! Right now huge forces are gathered around caverns that are held by Max and Mac proper that is and they are attacking shortly and they said it we cannot allow them to continue feeling and we can't cut off their fueling from here we have to go further into the territory which is guarded by the bunkers and they're moving out huge numbers and it will begin shortly in moments in both hemispheres and all of the caverns reports we think are real are coming back half of the stuff gets taken out goes all over the place and you're screaming and yelling that's too much we need to grab it and do a couple times and Trump is trying to tell his people and we see how a name it is and a name and how we don't like it but it does give us a heads up and it's by us and yes it's inane sounding and looking but it works.

More shortly

Thor Freya

Olympus

We're going to take Bud patrol there's too many bugs these bugs are damn loud they get eaten by lizards and frogs but boy they're pain in the ass and yeah they were at your door because the lizards were after them and they were scratching and it was disgusting

Frank Castle hardcastle

That's one of the grossest things I've ever heard little teeny assholes get out of here you're like trumps

Duke nukem Blockbuster yeah we have a ton of stuff to do so what the firebird is coming out nice we do appreciate it and yours is going to be built and ready and we have to get it out of there and rebuild it and I guess Trump disappearing will be the excuse he says

#Youtube

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mst3kgifs · 6 months

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8:00 becomes W-Eight Watchers o'clock, there's Motel 6 o'clock, and of course, 3:00 is now Th-Reebok o'clock.

#mst3k #mystery science theater 3000 #kinga forrester #max #tv's son of tv's frank #felicia day #patton oswalt #wizards of the lost kingdom #mst3k the return

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tonightatsix · 2 years

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meg the feral

#mst3k #pearl forrester #kinga forrester #tv’s son of tv’s frank #tv’s max #mst3k season 13 #mst3k spoilers

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screenandcinema · 3 months

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Looking Ahead to 2024

With the new year finally here, I thought this would be a good time to list the films I am most excited about coming to theaters in 2024. So I present the films I am most excited about coming out this year (in alphabetical order):

Ballerina

Spinning out of the John Wick films comes this action thriller starring Ana de Armas that takes place between John Wick: Chapter 3 and Chapter 4.

Beetlejuice 2

Apparently, it took 36 years for someone to say his name three times because Beetlejuice is back! Tim Burton directs the sequel starring original stars Michael Keaton, Winona Ryder, and Catherine O'Hara and joined by new addition Jenna Ortega.

Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F.

I'll be honest, I really liked Beverly Hills Cop III and am disappointed we never got to see the 2013 CBS pilot about Axel Foley's son. Count me in for the fourth film coming to Netflix this year.

Deadpool 3

The lone Marvel Studios film coming in 2024 is a continuation of the Fox Deadpool series. But with Hugh Jackman returning as Wolverine, this one is one to watch.

Dune: Part Two

Return to Arrakis with director Denis Villeneuve for this adaptation of the second half of Frank Herbert’s Dune. Originally slated for a late 2023 release, it is finally coming this year.

The Fall Guy

Ryan Gosling is a stuntman turned investigator in this action comedy, based on a 1980s TV series, co-starring Emily Blunt, Winston Duke, and Aaron Taylor-Johnson.

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

Anya Taylor-Joy is Furiosa in this origin story focused on Charlize Theron's character from Fury Road.

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

The Splenger kids are back in this sequel to 2021's Afterlife (and the fourth film in the Ghostbusters series).

Horizon: An American Saga - Chapter 1 and Chapter 2

While this may be two films, let's count it as one. Coming this year is Kevin Costner's epic Western Horizon. And don't forget, Costner has plans for four Horizon films.

John Krasinski writes and directs this fantasy comedy starring Ryan Reynolds as a man who can see people's imaginary friends.

Joker: Folie a Deux

Joaquin Phoenix returns as the Joker is joined by Lady Gaga has Dr. Harleen Quinzel in this sequel to 2019's award-winning Joker.

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

Guy Ritchie directs Henry Cavill in this action spy film about the British black ops during WWII.

Twisters

As a huge fan of 1996's Twister, I am ready for more. More twisters.

Unfrosted: The Pop-Tart Story

Is 2024 the year we finally see Jerry Seinfeld's film about the origins of Pop-Tarts for Netflix? I sure hope so.

Wolfs

Jon Watts writes and directs this psychological action-thriller starring George Clooney and Brad Pitt.

Honorable Mention (films not mentioned above): Argylle, Madame Web, Drive-Away Dolls, Road House, Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire, Abigail, Civil War, Challengers, Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, Inside Out 2, Bad Boys 4, The Bikeriders, A Quiet Place: Day One, Project Artemis, Alien: Romulus, Kraven the Hunter, Venom 3, Alto Knights, Red One, Gladiator 2, Wicked: Part One, Mufasa: The Lion King, and Nosferatu.

Now for a quick look ahead to 2024, my top picks for that year are Avatar 3, The Batman - Part II, Captain America: Brave New World, Fantastic Four, Mission: Impossible 8, Superman: Legacy, and any of the above-mentioned films that get bumped to 2025.

Looking back at the 15 films on my Looking Ahead to 2023 list from last year: I saw 13 in theaters, one was bumped to 2024 and is included above, and one I didn't get a chance to see yet thanks to the flu. (sorry Wonka).

-MB-

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télé ce soirTélévisionTV ce soir: Tony Curran est dévastateur dans le drame profondément émouvant Mayflies Magnifiquement raconté… Tony Curran et Martin Compston dans Mayflies. Photographie : Jamie Simpson/BBC/© Synchronicity FilmsMagnifiquement raconté… Tony Curran et Martin Compston dans Mayflies. Photographie : Jamie Simpson/BBC/© Synchronicity FilmsIl joue aux côtés de Martin Compston dans ce film en deux parties sur l'amitié masculine. De plus : vous ne pouvez pas vous empêcher de soutenir Sheridan Smith. Voici ce qu'il faut regarder ce soirHollie Richardson, Ellen E. Jones, Jack Seale, Alexis Duggins, Katie Rosseinsky et Simon Wardelmer. 28 déc. 2022 01h20 HNEÉphémères21h, BBC OneCette histoire en deux parties magnifiquement racontée est une adaptation du roman d'Andrew O'Hagan de 2020, abordant avec délicatesse l'amitié masculine, la loyauté et le chagrin. Lorsque Tully Dawson (Tony Curran) dit à son meilleur ami Jimmy (Martin Compston) qu'il a un cancer en phase terminale, les deux hommes se remémorent l'ancien temps qui grandit dans une ville côtière ouvrière près de Glasgow dans les années 80. Curran est profondément émouvant en tant qu'homme qui refuse de laisser la mort avoir le dernier mot, avec Ashley Jensen dans le rôle de sa femme pétard Anna. Avec de nombreux flashbacks débordant d'esprit d'adolescent rebelle et une bande originale de New Order and the Smiths, c'est une montre nostalgique et poignante pour les jours les plus calmes de la période des fêtes. Hollie RichardsonChiens à l'état sauvage : rencontrez la famille20h, BBC OneUn favori instantané… un renard fennec dans Dogs in the Wild: Meet the Family. Photographie: Grab/BBC NHURencontrez les canidés, une famille mondiale de 37 membres, dont des loups, des renards, des chacals et des chiens. Alors que les races domestiques font partie des ménages humains depuis le paléolithique, leurs cousins sauvages sont moins familiers. Dans cette série en trois parties, Chris Packham fait quelques présentations et le mignon renard fennec aux grandes oreilles est un favori instantané. Ellen E. JonesSang de Vienne21h, BBC 2La période merveilleusement évocatrice se termine par un cas juteux: une star de cinéma assiste à une première fastueuse, puis la gâte en mourant d'empoisonnement pendant la projection. C'est une ancienne patiente de Max, mais son histoire est encore plus riche qu'il n'y paraît et l'enquête mène aux recoins les plus sombres de la politique autrichienne du début du siècle. Jack SealeLa fête de l'année de Jon et Lucy21h, Canal 4Jon Richardson et Lucy Beaumont font appel à leurs amis célèbres pour une aubaine arrosée à l'approche de la nouvelle année. Romesh Ranganathan, Judi Love et Tom Allen se joignent à la gaieté, qui consiste à défier une Lionne de faire un TikTok et à attacher l'un de leurs hôtes à un rouet. Hollie RichardsonNouvel Amsterdam21h, témoin du cielUne grossesse met une vie en danger… Conner Marx, Zoe Mann et Sandra Mae Frank à New Amsterdam. Photographie : NBC Universal/Ralph Bavaro/NBCLe droit à l'avortement est à l'honneur dans la première du programme double de ce soir de ce drame médical. Alors qu'une patiente fait face à une grossesse qui met sa vie en danger, elle se retrouve à se tourner vers le personnel pour connaître les options qui s'offrent à elle à la lumière de la décision de la Cour suprême. Ne vous attendez pas à ce que cela donne une belle apparence à la justice américaine. Alexis DugginsRosie Molloy abandonne tout22h, Sky ComédieRosie (Sheridan Smith) poursuit ses efforts spectaculaires pour nettoyer son acte et se débarrasser de ses habitudes, cette fois abandonnant la cure de désintoxication pour passer du temps avec un couple hippie qui dirige un empire mobile de trafic de drogue avant de découvrir accidentellement un secret de famille. Smith est une présence tellement empathique à l'écran qu'il est difficile de ne pas s'enraciner pour elle. Katie RosseinskyChoix de filmsChaleur (Michael Mann, 1995) 22h30, BBC TwoAl Pacino dans le thriller Heat de 1995.

Photographie : Warner Bros/AllstarLe thriller raffiné de Michael Mann est une étude de contrastes, incarnée par le voleur de Robert De Niro et le flic de Los Angeles d'Al Pacino. Neil de De Niro est pointilleux et émotionnellement distant; Le Vincent de Pacino est instinctif et passionné. Cependant, ils sont tous les deux obsédés par leur travail, ce qui rend l'intrigue du chat et de la souris de ce film piquante, alors que Neil planifie son prochain travail tout en luttant contre des éléments criminels antagonistes et la poursuite acharnée de Vincent. Grandes bêtes d'acteurs de leur âge, De Niro et Pacino profitent ensemble de leur premier film à l'écran dans un récit amoureux des minuties du braquage et de son enquête. Simon WardelSport en directFootball de Premier League : Leeds contre Manchester City 20h, Amazon Prime Vidéo. Le meilleur buteur Erling Haaland visite Elland Road.Les sujetsTélévisiontélé ce soircaractéristiquesRéutiliser ce contenuLe plus regardéLe plus regardéÉphémères21h, BBC OneCette histoire en deux parties magnifiquement racontée est une adaptation du roman d'Andrew O'Hagan de 2020, abordant avec délicatesse l'amitié masculine, la loyauté et le chagrin. Lorsque Tully Dawson (Tony Curran) dit à son meilleur ami Jimmy (Martin Compston) qu'il a un cancer en phase terminale, les deux hommes se remémorent l'ancien temps qui grandit dans une ville côtière ouvrière près de Glasgow dans les années 80. Curran est profondément émouvant en tant qu'homme qui refuse de laisser la mort avoir le dernier mot, avec Ashley Jensen dans le rôle de sa femme pétard Anna. Avec de nombreux flashbacks débordant d'esprit d'adolescent rebelle et une bande originale de New Order and the Smiths, c'est une montre nostalgique et poignante pour les jours les plus calmes de la période des fêtes. Hollie RichardsonChiens à l'état sauvage : rencontrez la famille20h, BBC OneUn favori instantané… un renard fennec dans Dogs in the Wild: Meet the Family. Photographie: Grab/BBC NHURencontrez les canidés, une famille mondiale de 37 membres, dont des loups, des renards, des chacals et des chiens. Alors que les races domestiques font partie des ménages humains depuis le paléolithique, leurs cousins sauvages sont moins familiers. Dans cette série en trois parties, Chris Packham fait quelques présentations et le mignon renard fennec aux grandes oreilles est un favori instantané. Ellen E. JonesSang de Vienne21h, BBC 2La période merveilleusement évocatrice se termine par un cas juteux: une star de cinéma assiste à une première fastueuse, puis la gâte en mourant d'empoisonnement pendant la projection. C'est une ancienne patiente de Max, mais son histoire est encore plus riche qu'il n'y paraît et l'enquête mène aux recoins les plus sombres de la politique autrichienne du début du siècle. Jack SealeLa fête de l'année de Jon et Lucy21h, Canal 4Jon Richardson et Lucy Beaumont font appel à leurs amis célèbres pour une aubaine arrosée à l'approche de la nouvelle année. Romesh Ranganathan, Judi Love et Tom Allen se joignent à la gaieté, qui consiste à défier une Lionne de faire un TikTok et à attacher l'un de leurs hôtes à un rouet. Hollie RichardsonNouvel Amsterdam21h, témoin du cielUne grossesse met une vie en danger… Conner Marx, Zoe Mann et Sandra Mae Frank à New Amsterdam. Photographie : NBC Universal/Ralph Bavaro/NBCLe droit à l'avortement est à l'honneur dans la première du programme double de ce soir de ce drame médical. Alors qu'une patiente fait face à une grossesse qui met sa vie en danger, elle se retrouve à se tourner vers le personnel pour connaître les options qui s'offrent à elle à la lumière de la décision de la Cour suprême. Ne vous attendez pas à ce que cela donne une belle apparence à la justice américaine. Alexis DugginsRosie Molloy abandonne tout22h, Sky ComédieRosie (Sheridan Smith) poursuit ses efforts spectaculaires pour nettoyer son acte et se débarrasser de ses habitudes, cette fois abandonnant la cure de désintoxication

pour passer du temps avec un couple hippie qui dirige un empire mobile de trafic de drogue avant de découvrir accidentellement un secret de famille. Smith est une présence tellement empathique à l'écran qu'il est difficile de ne pas s'enraciner pour elle. Katie RosseinskyChoix de filmsChaleur (Michael Mann, 1995) 22h30, BBC TwoAl Pacino dans le thriller Heat de 1995. Photographie : Warner Bros/AllstarLe thriller raffiné de Michael Mann est une étude de contrastes, incarnée par le voleur de Robert De Niro et le flic LA d'Al Pacino. Neil de De Niro est pointilleux et émotionnellement distant; Le Vincent de Pacino est instinctif et passionné. Cependant, ils sont tous les deux obsédés par leur travail, ce qui rend l'intrigue du chat et de la souris de ce film piquante, alors que Neil planifie son prochain travail tout en luttant contre des éléments criminels antagonistes et la poursuite acharnée de Vincent. Grandes bêtes d'acteurs de leur âge, De Niro et Pacino profitent ensemble de leur premier film à l'écran dans un récit amoureux des minuties du braquage et de son enquête. Simon WardelSport en directFootball de Premier League : Leeds contre Manchester City 20h, Amazon Prime Vidéo. Le meilleur buteur Erling Haaland visite Elland Road.

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YEAR IN REVIEW

2022 in Review: Quotes of the Year!

By Team TVLine / December 18 2022, 9:00 AM PST

Best TV Quotes 2022

Courtesy of Prime Video; HBO; HBO Max; Netflix; Peacock

Anthony Bridgerton confessed his true feelings for Kate Sharma. This Is Us‘ Rebecca Pearson got well-deserved kudos. Viktor Hargreeves introduced himself to his Umbrella Academy siblings. And The White Lotus‘ Tanya McQuoid realized something very important… just a little too late.

All year long, we’ve been collecting TV’s best sound bites in our Quotes of the Week compilations, which honor the dialogue that made us laugh and cry — sometimes simultaneously. But as 2022 draws to a close, we’re now looking back at the Quotes of the Year, highlighting 60 of the funniest, most poignant or most wonderfully meta moments from the past 12 months.

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In the list below, you’ll find Robin Scherbatsky sharing her romantic past with How I Met Your Father‘s Sophie, Ellen DeGeneres reflecting on how much has changed since her talk show began, Westworld‘s Dolores-Hale uttering a powerful one-word command, and Andor‘s precious droid B2EMO lamenting a major loss.

Of course, some shows — like ABC’s Abbott Elementary and Netflix’s Stranger Things — were just too quotable this year to select only one line, so they’re among the series making multiple appearances on our list. And it’s not just the scripted fare that made our cut: Unscripted programs like American Idol, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Big Brother are in the mix, as well.

As with all of our year-end lists, we should issue a quick spoiler alert for several of this year’s plot twists, romantic confessions and heartbreaking sendoffs. But if you’re ready to dive in, peruse the list below, then drop a comment with the lines that would make your cut for Quotes of the Year.

HARRY POTTER 20TH ANNIVERSARY: RETURN TO HOGWARTS

Photo : HBO Max screenshot

“I killed you, didn’t I? I’m sorry. Had to be done.”

Helena Bonham Carter apologizes to Gary Oldman for what Bellatrix Lestrange did to Sirius Black in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

WOMEN OF THE MOVEMENT

Photo : ABC screenshot

“I want them to see what was taken from me.”

Mamie Till (Adrienne Warren), before the doors are opened for the public viewing of her son Emmett Till’s body

STATION ELEVEN

Photo : HBO Max screenshot

“You walked her home.”

Kirsten (Mackenzie Davis) assures Jeevan that his 20-year-old goal was met

OZARK

Photo : Netflix screenshot

“I shot your d—k off. For that, I apologize. I went to the drug store to look for a card. No such card exists.”

Darlene (Lisa Emery) takes the first step at burying the hatchet with Frank Jr.

GHOSTS

Photo : CBS screenshot

“I cannot believe Elias is back. Till death do us part — it’s right in the vows.”

Hetty (Rebecca Wisocky) laments the return of her dead husband

GHOSTS (Bonus Quote!)

Photo : CBS screenshot

“A travel agent booking other people’s holidays while going nowhere himself.”

“Hey, we went to Epcot, buddy! That’s the whole world all at once!”

Pete (Richie Moriarty) defends himself when the actor (Mathew Baynton) portraying him in a “Dumb Deaths” recreation says Pete was pathetic

THE GILDED AGE

Photo : HBO screenshot

“I may be a bastard, Mr. Thorburn, but you are a fool. And of the two, I think I know which I prefer.”

The women of The Gilded Age may be experts at throwing shade, but they’ve got nothing on literal robber baron George Russell (Morgan Spector)

THE RESIDENT

Photo : Fox screenshot

“Hi, Mommy.”

Gigi (Remington Blaire Evans), upon hearing her late mom Nic’s donated heart beating in another patient

9-1-1: LONE STAR

Photo : Courtesy of Fox

“I always imagine the world of politics to be really smart people walking briskly down corridors, talking real fast and all sort of sounding alike.”

In other words, Owen (Rob Lowe) learned everything he knows about the political world from watching himself on The West Wing

THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES

Photo : HBO screenshot

“Look, I know you may be a backwoods simpleton, who scrubs her dresses on tree bark and stinks up the entire house with roadkill stew, but Godd—n if I wouldn’t miss the pitter-patter of your filthy-ass bare feet, or the way you chew shrimp tails with the ice like an animal — you’re family. And the thought of you running away on this bus right now is making my gooch pucker.”

Judy (Edi Patterson) pours her heart out to her aunt Tiffany to deter her from leaving town

ARTHUR

Photo : PBS screenshot (2)

“Hey, this shows you how to draw an aardvark! I never knew their noses were so long. Weird!”

It took 25 seasons, but Buster (voiced by Daniel Brochu) finally addressed the fact that Arthur looks nothing like an actual aardvark

GREY'S ANATOMY

Photo : ABC screenshot

“… and your plan was to leave without saying goodbye?”

“Yeah.”

“Why?”

“Because if I say goodbye to you, Grey, I might not actually leave.”

Meredith (Ellen Pompeo) and Cormac (Richard Flood), giving us a taste of what might have been

GREY'S ANATOMY (Bonus Quote!)

Photo : ABC screenshot

“When Leo said that he was an owl, did you feel the need to call him silly and correct him?”

“No.”

“No. You just loved him. You just let him explore. Let’s just love Leo, Teddy. Let’s listen when he tells us who he is.”

Regardless of Leo’s gender identity, Owen (Kevin McKidd) refuses to let himself and Teddy (Kim Raver) become the child’s bully

SNOWFALL

Photo : FX screenshot

“Little late for this, but I’m sorry for shooting you and all. I’m glad you… didn’t not make it.”

Stripper-turned-hitwoman Black Diamond (Christine Horn) awkwardly apologizes to Louie for trying to kill her last season

THE GOOD DOCTOR

Photo : ABC screenshot

“Let’s run her bandit ass out of town.”

Dr. Audrey Lim (Christina Chang) vows to take Salen Morrison down, once and for all

HOW I MET YOUR FATHER

Photo : Hulu screenshot (2)

“I once had a guy who said, ‘I love you’ on our first date.”

“Wow, you win! Dude sounds like a real piece of work.”

“You have no idea. But a good piece of work.”

Robin (Cobie Smulders) recalls her very first date with Ted

BRIDGERTON

Photo : Netflix screenshot

“You are the bane of my existence… and the object of all my desires.”

Anthony (Jonathan Bailey) breathlessly tells Kate how he truly feels for her, despite being engaged to her sister Edwina

THE 94TH ACADEMY AWARDS

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“I’ve been getting out of that Spider-Man costume. Did I miss anything? There’s, like, a different vibe in here.”

Co-host Amy Schumer masterfully eases the tension after Will Smith’s now-infamous slap of Chris Rock

THE WALKING DEAD

Photo : AMC screenshot (2)

“[Hershel] doesn’t exactly trust me, you know.”

“But I’m starting to.”

Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) and Maggie (Lauren Cohan) reach a turning point as she asks her husband’s killer to babysit their son

THE WONDER YEARS

Photo : ABC screenshot

“Gwendolyn, but he called her Winnie.”

Bruce (Spence Moore II) reveals the reimagining’s unexpected connection to the OG series — that his friend Brian, who died in the Vietnam War, is also Winnie Cooper’s brother — and breaks our hearts in the process

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY

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“Let me see these permission slips to the zoo, and they better be real, ’cause I can tell if you faked a Herbie Hancock.”

“Oh, it’s John Hancock.”

“Girl, I know. I just say whatever I want.”

Ava (Janelle James) doesn’t play by the rules

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (Bonus Quote!)

Photo : ABC screenshot

“We’ve watched Nightmare Before Christmas but only the Christmas parts, Practical Magic without the witchcraft and Hocus Pocus without Sarah Jessica Parker.”

Barbara (Sheryl Lee Ralph) describes her church’s Halloween movie screening tradition

KILLING EVE

Photo : BBC America screenshot

“I did it, Eve.”

“Don’t you mean ‘we did it’?”

“Yeah. But mostly me.”

Villanelle (Jodie Comer) lets Eve (Sandra Oh) know she’s taking the credit for taking down The Twelve

AMERICAN IDOL

Photo : ABC screenshot

“Noah, I feel like maybe you should Wikipedia me.”

Katy Perry, famously an ex-girlfriend of John Mayer’s, balks at Noah Thompson’s suggestion that Perry picked a Mayer song for him to sing

GIRLS5EVA

Photo : Peacock screenshot

“#AlbumMode is a state of mind that started when our deal was announced and ends when I’m at the Met Gala in a catheter because my dress is too complicated.”

Wickie (Renée Elise Goldsberry) has a very clear vision of how the girls’ new album release will play out

STATION 19

Photo : ABC screenshot

“My name is Matt, Mom. This is me. I’m sad for you. I’m sad that you don’t want to get to know me or the man that I’ll become. I’m sad that you’re going to miss out on loving me when I feel the most me.”

“But honey, I love you… I’m trying to save you. Honey, you’re a child. You don’t know what’s good for you.”

“I know that when you call me Mary, it makes me want to die. Do you think me wanting to die is good for me, Mom?”

Whether his mom (Romy Rosemont) wants to hear it or not, transgender youth Matt (Hollidae Livingston) speaks his truth

YOUNG SHELDON

Photo : CBS screenshot

“Wow. I might look too cool.”

Sheldon’s (Iain Armitage) first graphic tee is a total game-changer

THIS IS US

Photo : Courtesy of NBC

“You’re as tough as they come, Rebecca Pearson. And you, my dear, have earned a rest.”

Dr. K (Gerald McRaney) gives Rebecca one last (sniff!) pep talk

THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW

Photo : Warner Bros. TV Distribution (2)

“When we started the show, I couldn’t say ‘gay.’ I was not allowed to say ‘gay.’ I say it at home a lot — you know, ‘What are we having for our gay breakfast?’ or ‘Pass the gay salt,’ or ‘Has anyone seen the gay remote?’ — but we couldn’t say ‘gay.’ I couldn’t say ‘we’ because that would imply that I was with someone. Sure couldn’t say ‘wife,’ and that’s because it wasn’t legal for gay people to get married. Now I say ‘wife’ all the time.”

During her last show, DeGeneres acknowledges how much has changed since 2003 — and calls attention to wife (and front-row audience member) Portia de Rossi

STRANGER THINGS

Photo : Netflix screenshot

“I don’t want to talk about it. I’ll punch you so hard in your face that your teeth’ll fall back out.”

“Whoa. Too far.”

Steve (Joe Keery) instantly regrets the way he tells Dustin (Gaten Matarazzo) to stop pointing out his lingering feelings for ex Nancy

STRANGER THINGS (Bonus Quote!)

Photo : Netflix screenshot

“You’ve grown.”

“You shrank.”

Reunited, Mike (Finn Wolfhard) and Hopper (David Harbour) compare the effects of adolescence vs. the Kamchatka diet

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY

Photo : Netflix screenshot

“Who elected you, Vanya?”

“It’s, uh, Viktor.”

“Who’s Viktor?”

“I am. It’s who I’ve always been.”

Viktor Hargreeves (Elliot Page) introduces himself to his siblings for the first time

OBI-WAN KENOBI

Photo : Disney+ screenshot

“I am not your failure, Obi-Wan. You didn’t kill Anakin Skywalker — I did.”

Darth Vader (Hayden Christensen), reinforcing what Ben Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker in A New Hope — that Vader did, indeed, kill his father

THE BOYS

Photo : Prime Video screenshot

“How long have you been f—king it behind my back?”

“OK, it’s not an ‘it.’ It’s a ‘her.’ Get your pronouns right.”

Cassandra (Katy Breier) and The Deep (Chace Crawford) discuss his relationship with Ambrosius the octopus

TYLER PERRY'S SISTAS

Photo : BET screenshot

“Bitch, you’re f—king Black Panther and Eddie Murphy all rolled into one?!”

In case you couldn’t tell, Danni (Mignon) is pretty excited about Sabrina dating an African prince

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS

Photo : Bravo screenshot

“2020 was bad for a lot of people, but I also think it was kind of like a spiritual awakening. This is going to sound crazy, but I made peace with my vagina.”

“Were you at war with your vagina?”

Not to discredit Sheree Zampino’s epiphany, but Dorit Kemsley poses a valid follow-up question

EVIL

Photo : Paramount+ screenshot

“Boop.”

During her hearing, Sister Andrea (Andrea Martin) subtly reminds Dr. Boggs that he knows firsthand how present demons can be in the world

THE ORVILLE

Photo : Hulu screenshot (2)

“I enjoy spending time with you. You are a male, and yet you possess many prominent female traits. Which I find appealing.”

“Oh.”

Topa (Imani Pullum) puts her crush on Gordon (Scott Grimes) into (awkward) words

BETTER CALL SAUL

Photo : AMC screenshot (inset: Everett Collection)

“Crazy? I’ll tell you what’s crazy: Fifty-year-old high school chemistry teacher comes into my office. The guy is so broke he can’t pay his own mortgage. One year later, he’s got a pile of cash as big as a Volkswagen. That’s crazy!”

Gee, to whom could Gene (Bob Odenkirk) be referring…?

WESTWORLD

Photo : Courtesy of HBO

“Chair!”

Dolores-Hale (Tessa Thompson), the “bored” god, summons herself a place to sit

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS

Photo : FX screenshot

“Trust me: Gay is in. Gay is hot. I want some gay. Gay it’s gonna be.”

Laszlo (Matt Berry) thinks faking a relationship with Nandor is a sure-fire way to get Colin into private school

LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER

Photo : HBO screenshot

“We let the [monkeypox] vaccine sit unused on a shelf in our reserves like an expired Chobani — or a $90 million movie on HBO Max. By the way, hi there, new business daddy! Seems like you’re doing a really great job. I do get the vague sense that you’re burning down my network for the insurance money, but I’m sure that that’ll all pass.”

THE BACHELORETTE

Photo : ABC screenshot (2)

“Tino’s being a real baby back bitch.”

Ethan accidentally comes up with an alternate jingle for Chili’s while slamming his romantic rival

HARLEY QUINN

Photo : HBO Max screenshot

“I don’t trust clowns with secrets.”

“I am barely clown-themed anymore. I just think I look hot like this. I mean, check out how good these booty shorts make my ass look, right? [Off Bruce’s confused look] Never mind, you’re 8.”

Harley (voiced by Kaley Cuoco) tries to earn a young Bruce Wayne’s trust

ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO

Photo : The CW screenshot

“I think I might just take these as a reminder of my time in Roswell. … Fits like a glove!”

Seeing Allie (played by Shiri Appleby, aka the Liz of the original Roswell series) put on that alien headband was a full-circle moment we won’t soon forget

74TH PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS

Photo : Kevin Winter/Getty Images

“When I was a little girl, all I wanted to see was me in the media: someone fat like me, Black like me, beautiful like me. If I could go back and tell little Lizzo something, I’d be like, ‘You’re going to see that person, but bitch, it’s going to have to be you.’”

THE GOOD FIGHT

Photo : Paramount+ screenshot

“Mother f—ker. Oh, I’m sorry, you didn’t hear that? Mother f—ker. F—k you and your moronic defund the police bulls—t. Why? Because you’re putting Trump back into the White House, you stupid f—kin’ tai-t lick. You never heard me swear before? Well, aren’t you in for a treat.”

After six seasons of watching his mouth on CBS’ The Good Wife, legendarily blunt political strategist Eli Gold (Alan Cumming) wastes no time taking his pent-up potty mouth for a spin in the Paramount+ spinoff

BLOOD & TREASURE

Photo : Paramount+ screenshot (2)

“So we are saying ‘Jeng-his’ now.”

“She does.”

“It’s the right way!”

Chuck (Mark Gagliardi) points out the Season 2 characters’ different pronunciations of Genghis Khan’s name

BIG BROTHER

Best TV Quotes

Photo : Courtesy of CBS

“Monte may have more blood on his hands than me, but as someone who has sat on this eviction block six times on eviction night, I have bled out the most in this game. But I have bandaged myself together every single time and gotten up and continued to fight, because like so many other women in the world, that is what we have to do to get to the end… I have overcome so much in this game, and I have come to understand that I am not a shield, I am a sword. I am not a victim, I am a victor… Jury members, I am challenging you to make the hard decision and change the course of this game. Choose progress for the course of this game. I can be the winner of this season, and I promise you will not do it in vain if you choose me tonight.”

Taylor clinches the game-winning vote with her epic final plea to the jurors

CHICAGO P.D.

Best TV Quotes

Photo : NBC screenshot

“You’re the love of my life, and if I’m yours, then you’ll know that you have to let me go.”

Halstead (Jesse Lee Soffer), breaking our hearts in his tearful goodbye to wife Upton

SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW

Photo : Disney+ screenshot

“That’s what Hulks do. We smash things. Bruce smashes buildings, I smash fourth walls and bad endings… and sometimes Matt Murdockkkk.”

Jen (Tatiana Maslany) reminds K.E.V.I.N. of her particular set of skills

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RINGS OF POWER

Photo : Prime Video screenshot

“When in doubt, Elanor Brandyfoot, always follow your nose.”

The Stranger (Daniel Weyman), giving off serious Gandalf vibes while leading the way for his new adventure with Nori

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON

Photo : HBO screenshot

“He can keep his tongue.”

Before King Viserys can cut out Vaemond’s tongue for publicly questioning Rhaenyra’s sons’ parentage, Daemon (Matt Smith) slices the accuser’s skull in two — but leaves the offending appendage attached

THE HANDMAID'S TALE

Photo : Hulu screenshot

“Hi, June.”

“Hi, Serena.”

“You got a diaper?”

Serena (Yvonne Strahovski) and June (Elisabeth Moss) are in the same boat — er, train — at the end of the Season 5 finale

CHUCKY

Photo : Syfy screenshot

“You think I’m scared to go to hell? F—k that. I’m from Jersey… Jersey!”

Chucky (voiced by Brad Dourif) doesn’t have much love for his home state, it seems

ANDOR

Photo : Disney+ screenshot

“I d-d-don’t want to be alone. I want M-M-Maarva.”

B2EMO (voiced by Dave Chapman) isn’t ready to mourn

CRIMINAL MINDS: EVOLUTION

Photo : Paramount+ screenshot

“You’ve never pulled your gun in the line of duty, have you? Never faced down a psychopath…. You’re a hedge fund manager with a badge.”

Prentiss (Paget Brewster) calls ’em — in this case, FBI Deputy Director Bailey — as she sees ’em

TITANS

Photo : HBO Max screenshot

“This is insane.”

“Compared to what? Two hours ago I was in [Conner’s] stomach trying to kill a ghost snake.”

“And two hours before that we were fighting zombies.”

“And I kissed Bernard.”

Tim (Jay Lycurgo) experienced a different kind of pre-fall finale action

YELLOWSTONE

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“How ya feeling?”

“Like I got hit by a truck. How about you?”

“Like I got hit by a Prius.”

Beth (Kelly Reilly) offers Summer (Piper Perabo) faint praise the morning after their brawl

THE WHITE LOTUS

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“These gays! They’re trying to murder me!”

Tanya (Jennifer Coolidge) has an unintentionally hilarious lightbulb moment about the men with whom she’s been spending her Sicilian vacation

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