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NPMD best line deliveries
oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!
dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy
were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...
🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...
but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...
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I wish WWE was open to working with other promotions because they could have a reoccurring bit of R-Truth “accidentally” showing up at shows and Miz having to come get him. Imagine Tony Khan trying to explain to Truth that this is AEW and Matt and Nick Jackson walk up and Truth refers to them as The Hardy Boyz or Truth at NJPW and he sees Moxley and he’s like “Where’s the rest of the Shield” or he shows up in TNA and sees Jordynne Grace and is like “Beth Phoenix! It’s been a long time!”
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౨ৎ QUINN’S LIBRARY
“the rust that grew between telephones.”
real/people celebrities
matt sturniolo
chris sturniolo
nick sturniolo
nathan doe
milo manheim
charlie bushnell
NHL
jack hughes
luke hughes
quinn hughes
nico hischier
jamie drysdale
trevor zegras
mat barzal
MLB
matt olson
dansby swanson
anthony volpe
anthony rizzo
cody bellinger
nico hoerner
fictional characters
percy jackson universe
percy jackson
annabeth chase
leo valdez
jason grace
thalia grace (platonic only)
luke castellan
clarisse la rue
nico di angelo (platonic only)
criminal minds
spencer reid
aaron hotchner
emily prentiss
misc.
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In need of something spooky but also funny this Halloween season? Love A Series of Unfortunate Events or Pushing Daisies? Want a new take on a well-known classic?
May I recommend Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story by Shipwrecked Comedy - airing now for free on YouTube. It’s a modern reimagining of Washington Irving’s The Legend of Sleepy Hollow that puts Ichabod Crane and The Headless Horseman together as roommates, searching for the Horseman’s lost head.
In addition to being chock-full of internet faves like Jon Cozart (Paint), Matt Mercer, Ginny Di, Krystina Arielle, Joanna Sotomura, Lauren Lopez, The Tin Can Brothers, and more, it’s independently produced, beautifully shot and scored, hilarious and just spooky and mysterious enough to scratch your seasonal Halloween content itch.
Shipwrecked consistently puts new, imaginative spins on classic tales, and if you would like to see Hollywood produce more original content rather than just churn out more reboots and sequels, please take the time to watch, support, and share the sort of content that Shipwrecked Comedy creates. If you loved Edgar Allan Poe’s Murder Mystery Dinner Party, you’re sure to enjoy Headless.
So don’t wait! Catch up with Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story today. Only a few more episodes before the finale airs on Halloween.
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i do love how matt says, in the first episode essek appears in, that you can hear essek's footsteps and he just walks so gracefully that it SEEMS like he's floating
and then in the very next episode he appears in, the table is like "it's floaty boi!" and matt goes "no, he just seem—actually, you're right, he does float now"
but that does beg the question: does this mean matt has inadvertently established that canonically, at least when he's in court, essek just makes the sound of footsteps when he floats to make people think he's that tall?
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NOBODY talk to me i am NOT ok
girl buffet
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Jessica's Big Little World - Main Titles
Created by Matt Burnett, Tiffany Ford & Ben Levin
Here's the high quality version of the main titles for Jessica's Big Little World. Check out the series when it premieres this fall!
Art Direction by Benjamin Anders
Composited by W. Scott Forbes
Song by Grace Hayes
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The first look at Shipwrecked Comedy's The Case of the Greater Gatsby - a new audio narrative coming July 26th!
THE CASE OF THE GREATER GATSBY
Written and created by Sean Persaud and Sinead Persaud
Directed by William J. Stribling
Produced by Sean Persaud, Sinead Persaud, and Mary Kate Wiles Recorded by Ears Up Audio and Noah Hunt Audio
Edited by Lizzie Goldsmith
Music by Dylan Glatthorn
FEATURING
Sean Persaud as Ford Phillips and Jimmy Stewart
Sinead Persaud as Fig Wineshine
Curt Mega as The Announcer
Mary Kate Wiles as Vivian Nightingale
Matthew Mercer as Officer Mo Beats
Brian Rosenthal as Rex Punchwhistle
Julia Cho as Sheilah Graham
Sarah Grace Hart as Wilhelmina Vanderjetski
Dante Swain as Bixby Crane
Tommy Hobson as Barnaby Nightingale
Lauren Lopez as Penny Nickelpenny
Lesli Margherita as Mel Hammermeister
Tom DeTrinis as Cliff Calloway
Joanna Sotomura as Claudette Knickerbocker
Joey Richter as Dash Gunfire
Video edited by Sean Persaud, featuring clips from "The Case of the Gilded Lily," shot by Alex Gallitano
Kickstarted by 921 accomplished sleuths
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When Grace Chasity schemes up an elaborate revenge prank to humiliate the school bully who’s been tormenting her friends and filling her with lust and then immediately decides once said prank goes horribly wrong that they can just hide the bully’s corpse under the floorboards by dismembering him all while wearing a What Would Jesus Do? bracelet:
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