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ineffable-kelpie · 4 months

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Form Shapes Nature

Rating: G

Wordcount: 1,338

Prompt: A twirling-you-around hug

Characters: Dog, Adam

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The hellhound, newly-christened as “Dog,” was not used to seeing the world from this angle. Before his Naming, he had towered over most lesser creatures, and could knock a full-sized demon to the ground with one good leap. Now, he was so low to the ground that everything else looked twice as big, and his short legs had to move twice as fast to keep pace with his new master.

If his master wished Dog to take this small size, Dog was happy to obey. They didn’t quite understand the point of it, though. Surely it would be easier to subjugate all the peoples of Earth with a massive, intimidating beast by his side? Surely his new master would want Dog to be able to knock his enemies flat and rip out their throats, instead of jumping uselessly at their knees? Did dog really need to be so small that a solid kick could send him flying?

He was obviously missing something. His master had said he wanted a dog he could have “fun” with. Dog didn’t know what this “fun” was, or how it fit into his master’s plan for world domination. Maybe that would become clear in time.

His master reached a flat road and walked alongside it. Dog padded dutifully by his side, and his master’s lackeys followed behind him, talking about something in human language. “They’ve got to let me keep him,” said Dog’s master, in response to something. He looked down at Dog with an expression Dog hadn’t seen in Hell, baring his teeth without any aggression. “Look, he’s already bonded with me. And he’s really well-behaved. Aren’t you, boy?” he crouched down to ruffle the fur on Dog’s head. “You won’t pee on the carpets or dig up mum’s flowers, will you?”

If that was what his master wished, then no, Dog certainly wouldn’t. Once he learned what “carpets” were, he’d make sure to avoid peeing on them. And he’d be careful to only dig up other people’s flowers.

One of his master’s lackeys said something. Dog’s master turned to snap back, “He can too understand. Can’t you, boy?”

Dog barked in agreement, though it came out as more of a yip, now that his voice had lost its deep, intimidating growl. Of course he understood his master. They were bonded, and he needed to be able to understand the commands he was given. But when the other humans spoke, it just sounded like noise.

“See? He’s smart,” said Dog’s master. “Don’t listen to him,” he added in an aside to Dog. “He’s just jealous ‘cause I got the best birthday present ever. No one’s gonna send you away, don’t worry.”

The very idea of anyone separating Dog from his master was absurd. As if his master would let them.

The group followed the road down to a street lined with houses, surrounded by fenced yards. Dog’s master stopped at one of these and opened the gate. “Come on, boy,” he said to Dog, holding it open. “This is home now.”

Dog’s home had always been Hell. But then, now that he’d found his master, home was wherever his master happened to be. Dog yipped and trotted through the gate into a green, fenced-in space. The lackeys followed.

The door of the house opened and another human came out. A human much larger than Dog’s master. Dog stood at attention. Was this an enemy? A threat?

She made the same face Dog’s master had made earlier, showing teeth without aggression, and spoke to the four of them. Then her gaze landed on Dog, and she hid her teeth again. She spoke, and an uneasy tension came over the group. Ah, Dog understood. This was the human they thought might try to separate him from his master. Well, his master would soon put her in her place.

“This is Dog,” said Dog’s master, crouching down beside him to ruffle his fur. “I found him in the woods, and he followed me home. Can I keep him? Please? He doesn’t have a collar, and he’s really well-behaved.”

Dog tilted his head, confused. His master was…asking for permission? To keep what was already rightfully his? Was this also part of his plan to lay waste to the world, or did he have a different plan that Dog didn’t know about?

The big human looked uncertain. They looked thoughtful for a moment, then said something and went back inside. When the door closed behind her, the lackeys started talking in hushed voices.

“She didn’t say no,” said Dog’s master. “And if she didn’t, my dad definitely won’t.”

The lackeys didn’t seem to agree. Dog barked to silence them. Before his Naming, his bark had been like a thunderclap, sharp and deafening. Now, nobody paid him any mind. He tried barking more, in case that would help, but his master turned to him and said, “Quiet.” Dog let out an embarrassed whine and obeyed.

The big human re-emerged from the house a moment later with an even bigger human. This bigger human squatted down in front of Dog and offered a hand for him to sniff. He didn’t smell unfriendly. There were traces of something sweet on his fingers, which Dog licked off.

“His name’s Dog,” said his master. Dog looked up at him. “See, he already knows his name! Look at how friendly he is, he won’t be any trouble. And it is my birthday.”

The big human who was still standing by the door let out a sigh. The bigger human straightened up and turned to her. They talked in low voices for a moment. The big human shrugged, and the bigger human motioned to Adam, and then the big human nodded.

Dog’s master straightened, his face lighting up. “So I can keep him?”

The big human adopted a stern expression and said something else to Dog’s master. Then he nodded as well.

“Yesss!” Dog’s master ran forward and threw his arms around both big humans. They hugged him back. “Thank you, thank you! I promise he’ll be the best dog ever!”

Dog’s master’s excitement was so infectious that Dog could no longer stand still. He yipped and started running around the little yard, circling his master and the two big humans and jumping at their knees. He was too small to knock them over even a little bit, but that was for the best. His master seemed to care an awful lot about their opinions, so Dog would make sure to never hurt them.

“You hear that, boy?” Dog’s master let go of the other two humans and knelt down to his level. “I get to keep you, and you’ll be my dog, and we’ll go on the best adventures!”

With another yip, Dog jumped up at his master’s chest. To his surprise, his master caught him and lifted him high up in the air. That was a new experience. Dog had never been small enough to be lifted up like this. If it was anyone else, it would have been terrifying. Dog would have thrashed to get away before he could be hurt, even if it meant falling the now-considerable distance to the ground.

But it wasn’t just anyone, it was his master, which meant Dog was safe. The arms around him were there to support him, not hurt him. He stretched up to lick at his master’s face, and his master laughed and spun around until Dog felt dizzy. Dog buried his nose in his master’s chest. His tail flipped happily back and forth, and now that it was short and fuzzy, it couldn’t raise burning welts in his master’s skin. Which was lucky, because Dog couldn’t have made it stop moving if he wanted to.

So this was why his master had wanted a little dog. This was “fun.” Dog understood now. They didn’t have anything like this in Hell, so his master must be very wise to know about it. This was much, much more important than world domination.

#good omens fanfic #good omens ficlet #good omens dog #hugfest 2024 #the last hug!!!!!#can I get a wahoo!!!!#twenty count 'em TWENTY hugs :)#whew ok I need to take a lil break from writing now #this is also the first time I've run against Ao3's tag limit hehe oops #the price to pay for trying to write so many side characters #luckily this was the last one #cyankelpie's fic

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heartorbit · 5 months

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HAPPY NEWONDERHOY YEAR 🍡

#its still jan 1st somewhere . right #HAPPY NEW YEAR. HAPPY NEW YURI #project sekai #pjsk #an shiraishi #prsk #tsukasa tenma #proseka #Hatsune amiky acolorful Stage[FOGHORN]#inknow i csnt write kanji OK stroke order has me fucked up #redraw of last years to thank them both for arriving with 30k gems to spare vut i [cough] i [wheeze]#i kind of think last years was. more slayful...[throws a smokebomb and when it clears im laying unconscious on the ground]#OK last year i remember literally drawing that for like 13 hours snd the anstomy isnt goo so whatevvrr #my life is so jover january 10th btw EMU. {EMU. EMU. EMU #WAAAAH #college starts that week but heh.. luckily my class ends before the event. here we go again #and then nenesnlim and the ruis lim and then (redacted) right after and then peace. and then CORALINTHHEBIX AND WEDDIGN EMU ANDPANDMONIUM A #and i have miku expo and a convention in may.. ehhhahe #im finish um one cosplay hopefilyl for cny but thenother ummm stipid fuckifng tdukasa maybe ill finish it for showtime event mahbe not #i hate her. to the shredder #EMU. oooh emu. Ok sorry goodnight

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tppart · 3 months

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Some things I did 🤭

#my art #also the pouring medium i used for the rainbow one sucked ass!#luckily it still came out nice but its chunky #and the last one has dark undertones bc i used a dark base #these are all different sizes btw but thats not captured on screen

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doctorsiren · 3 months

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this vile creature has finally arrived ☺️

#doctorsiren #not art #ace attorney #blue badger #I have now purchased every ace attorney thing from Fangamer #I got two of these bc one is for my brother #I shipped it off to him today and had the ‘from’ name be Trucy Wright and the ‘to’ name be Apollo Justice #and I drew a goofy little doodle on the side of the box #it was originally supposed to be a Christmas gift but it wasn’t back in stock until a couple weeks ago #luckily his birthday was this last Friday so it counts for both :)

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transmascissues · 6 months

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me: *quiet and not looking happy because i’m 1 day post op and the anesthesia just fully wore off and shit hurts more now*

my mom: wow she looks so sad this must mean she regrets getting surgery just like i said she would this is such a horrible tragedy

#top surgery adventures #luckily she didn’t do this shit in front of me #this was her ‘venting’ to my sibling #but still. come on #it’s been ONE DAY girl #like sorry ive never had surgery before and my body hurting sucks ass #doesn’t mean im suddenly gonna detransition and regret the last decade of my life!!!!

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thresholdbb · 4 months

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Top 5 pictures of Janeway? this is not me trying to pass the work of collecting references for drawing onto someone else. no, it is a gift to have an excuse to present your top 5 pictures of Janeway (or Kate Mulgrew)

What an astonishingly difficult question to answer. I decided to limit myself to only the pics saved on my phone because otherwise I'd be here all night

Bonus pic (because of course):

#this post self destructed 3 times while I was deliberating #a real shame I don't have any white suit photos saved weird #went over the limit my bad. luckily I'm on mobile and limited to 10 #thanks for the gift!#but also I have better reference images for character study #lmk if you're interested in those #I couldn't not add that last one apparently it's my brand #every day is threshold day

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litrallytyrus · 9 months

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their dynamic (homosexual relationship) means everything 2 me

#can we talk about them forever please .?? 😇#bc they’ve been in love since the amsterdam episode and barely anybody talks about it ….#luckily i am brave and courageous and i will carry the burden of being the one to shove them down everybody’s throats : )#teehee fr tho #how many times do i have to say they’re in love before the producers of ted lasso get on here and tell me i’m RIGHT!#this was fun to make i should do it again #i love scrolling thru insta and seeing a picture that makes me think of them it’s so FUN!!!#sorry to my followers who don’t care about them . You will .#jan maas #richard montlaur #janchard #jan x richard #ted lasso #also is the last picture clear or am i overthinking it …#it had the caption ‘me and my bf were fighting’ or something but i got rid of it to fit the text message aesthetic #whatever YKU GET IT!!!

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zeroducks-2 · 6 months

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See he's sitting like this to let everyone know he's cunty.

(panel from The Flash Rebirth Vol4: Running Scared)

#last one I swear #eobard thawne #he's about to beat the everloving shit out of a child btw like a literal small teenager #but somehow he looks cool while he's at it #no one does it like him really (and luckily)

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ch3rie-pop · 5 months

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I got my thing today

What thing you may ask?

A Wally

Oh? What’s that in the lower left corner?

ANOTHER WALLY HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAAA

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gethoce · 1 year

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Massive L for Axe Knight

[First]

#Meta Knight #Axe Knight #Kirby #Bandee #Bandana Waddle Dee #Bandana Dee #Waddle Dee #Kirby Series #Kirby Comic #Kirby's Adventure #kirby nightmare in dream land #Gethoce Kirby Art #There was another comic supposed to happen between this and the last #but I didn't feel like doing the other one #so here we are #luckily it makes sense as it's own thing for the most part

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shima-draws · 9 months

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My doctor: Hey yeah that's not normal I don't think it's an issue with your hip

Me: Oh?

My doctor: It's an issue with your spine

Me: OH

#Literally the first thing he said was 'You shouldn't be in this much pain from a labrum tear'#'Yeah I'm p sure it has to do with your back'#Me: Everything makes sense now......#This actually adds up bc I've always had shitty back issues. Lmao #Luckily I don't need surgery!! Unluckily I need to get another MRI! Kill me! :)#If the last MRI didn't bankrupt me this one DEFINITELY will #Also he did say I have a weak hip so I gotta do physical therapy #We'll see how that goes;;#Right now I'm fine bc I haven't even been billed for the first MRI yet. But I know as soon as I get the bill #I will be a HOT mess #Not looking forward to that #Anyway I'm glad this doctor seems to know what he's talking about. And from the get go too #Can't believe it took this fucking long to narrow it down to 'possible spine/back issue' tho #Godddd. I'm so tired #He prescribed me some heavy anti-inflammatory drugs so hopefully that helps with the pain a bit #Lies down #I need a nap bro. Lol #Shima speaks

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agrebel18 · 1 year

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I ADORE qpr Huntlow, and I’m happy on how many people are choosing to see them that way, ESPECIALLY since I recently discovered that I am on the aro and ace spectrum, but I ALSO REALLY LIKE THEM ROMANTICALLY because they kinda match the “girlboss x malewife” dynamic AND they’re QUITE DIFFERENT from some of the m/f ships I’ve seen IN A WHILE (and they’re probably both queer, or at least one of them is, let’s face it) and I haven’t seen enough of plus sized girls like Willow getting desired and found attractive like Hunter does (the fan fave white boy!!) plus I LOVE FRIENDS TO LOVERS. anyways, just feeling positive right now, and they’re just so neat to me. if you hate them DNI!!!

#huntlow #toh spoilers #toh #just in case #but I also better not see people fighting over them because they're so unproblematic and cute!!#qpr and romantic enjoyers of them can all bond over some of the same things luckily #also I just LOVE them both as characters individually #one last thing: if you only see them as a qpr because 'they're not ready for romance' EVEN AFTER A FUCKING TIME SKIP THEN FUCK OFF #and even before the time skip they became good friends FOR MONTHS before the blushing and confession stuff happened in FtF

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alhexiyansfist · 2 months

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Finish This series of drawings of DJEMA5 and let me post a collection. Most of them were drawn in 2022 & First half of 2023(´-ι_-｀)

#my art #oc #oc artwork #horror #art #horror art #monster oc #luckily I can upload pictures in app although it still can't load anything else #(=^^=)#artists on tumblr #I really forgot how I drew this style in 2022 so the last one i drew(6) is obviously rougher than the others-_-||

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ooppo · 5 months

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Greatest news ever btw in 2023 (started meds august of 2022) I had no depressive episodes and one baby hypomanic episode (made a 25k word fic with 11 drawn images and that was IT). Let's give it up to getting the best scenario imaginable. Here's to this next year's chemical lottery. Take ur meds fellow bipolars

#gimme gimme gimme tame hypo episodes #the only problem was that i was staying up until like 4-5 every night and getting up at 10 #but thats way better than my unmedicated hypo episodes #last one i permanently damaged my wrist from drawing for every day all day for weeks #and spent like $200 on a new “buisness idea” that went nowhere #and $400 on tattoos (i didnt have tattoos before that but luckily i like them)#this time i just stayed in my room making a dream fic and was just really happy and productive

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front-facing-pokemon · 2 months

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…Have you done Shinx yet?

you may be rather surprised if you read the blog description. once again, since i haven't answered an ask about this in a while: i tag every pokémon with their name. shinx is one of those pokémon i've somehow been asked if i've done multiple times, which, again, natdex order. just search shinx on the blog. we're in generation seven. shinx is generation four. now: can we stop asking this? thank you!

now. check out this good and cool ask:

this is cool and i didn't notice this until now. it answers a lot of those questions about middle-evo lines that stand out from the rest of their evolutionary line that i've always had. so this is a very cool tidbit of information

#not pkmn #hopefully this is the last one of these i'll be answering. luckily i'm not as annoyed about it right now because it hasn't happened in a bi

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mikeyp16 · 3 months

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When anxious, draw blorblo

#wolverine #my art #marvel #marvel logan #logan howlett #I had a weird mild anxiety attack on the way home from school and I tried distracting myself #it’s been a while since I’ve had one #not fun #0/10 would not recommend #luckily this one wasn’t as bad as the last one I had a few years ago #mm mental illness so much fun /J

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