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As per last poll's results, here is the winner- Sir Pentious, as the Six of Swords!
It's starting to make a LOT of Hazbin/Helluva cards. Only three... or four... left to do. Probably. Maybe.
Anyway! Explanations for the choice of card under the cut!
The Six of Swords Upright shows that you are in a state of transition, leaving behind what was familiar and moving toward the unknown. For example, you might currently be working of redeeming yourself, leaving hell to thrive for heaven. You may feel sad or reluctant to leave your life behind (especially your minions. God forbides anyone take them away from you); however, you know this change is essential for your growth and personal development. You will become a better person as a result- maybe even a winner? The card invites you to let go of whatever is holding you back; instead, gaze ahead to your future and choose the way most in alignement with your Highest Good. You might need to make tough decisions, like, who knows, attacking an angel with a very bid machine, or saying sorry to a very awful deer man. See it as a rite of passage; you are headed towards a much better position in life. Or death. You have to change how you view yourself: move away from who you used to be, and towards whom you want to be. For that, the Six of Swords encourages you to reflect on any emotional or mental baggage you may carry, just as Charlie pushes the hotel residents to do.
Reversed, the card is much more focused on the spiritual and personnal nature of this journey, as you are actively working on changing the core of who you are. You need to get out of your comfort zone to be able to evolve as a person. The reversed card may also be a sign that you are resisting change and transition, whether it may be because you believe you were forced into it (you came here to spy, after all), or you can't trust the ones around you (they look at you funny). You have to focus on the benefits this change might bring you. Finally, the card encourages you to look for the unfinished business that might held you back. Maybe you never got to kiss the girl; maybe you have a unresolved conflict with someone; maybe you feel like you haven't done as much as you could in your previous situation. Resolve those issues, and only then would the change be able to happen. You can now go aboard your death machine, and peacefully be obliterated. You are heading towards a better future; that's all the card is trying to tell you.
And that's it for our little snake! I actually loved his colour palette as an angel, it's was so lovely to shade- but I still prefer the original design. Such a king.
I hope you enjoyed today's card! Here are all the cards I already did for this fandom, and dang, I reached the limit of pictures allowed in one post- so, have them hastily stuck together, by three or two.
#digital art#tarot project#six of swords#sir pentious#sir precious#hazbin hotel#hazbin#hazbin fanart#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin pentious#sir pentious hazbin hotel#sir pentious heaven#tarot cards#egg bois#love the egg bois actually#they crack me up so much
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Still mourning this show
#wonder egg priority#wonder egg fanart#ai ohto#ohto ai#trying to experiment with--#some kinda style#will see where it goes with further attempts#also happy birthday Ai#i miss the experience of this show#it was the first anime i actually watched properly as it came out#what an unfortunate first time lmao#i still love the show dearly#but boy......#the last stretch sure was somethin#i art 👍
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Kongo Unsui/Hiruma Youichi/Anezaki Mamori, One-Sided Kongo Agon/Hiruma Youichi, Kongo Agon & Kongo Unsui
Characters: Kongo Unsui, Hiruma Youichi, Anezaki Mamori, Kongo Agon, Lots of cameo Enma Fires and Saikyou Wizards throughout, …………………………and Musashi
Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Bisexual Awakenings, Emotional Repression, Polyamory, Canon-Typical Quarterback (And Manager) Mindgames, these people can't be normal about shit to save their lives, Dysfunctional Family, Agon and Unsui's Convoluted Brother Emotions, And also. parent situation., College is for figuring out you're not straight OR emotionally okay: the fic, …..Unsui deserves to date two people Agon struck out with simultaneously: the fic, It's not exactly hurt/comfort but, Hurt/Validation, isn't a tag
Summary:
“What,” says Unsui, and is keenly, painfully aware that whatever stoic expression his face might have locked itself into in his shock, his cheeks are damningly warm. One part of his mind demands, do something, his plan is working, you’re losing! The other part says, your first kiss was a cackling bastard of a man, because he thought it would make you more likely to lose to him at football.
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Kongo Unsui gets kissed by a man. He's proud to say his performance as a quarterback doesn't suffer at all, in the…extensive aftermath.
Hiruma Youichi makes a move, and then does what he does best, which is scramble like a motherfucker and improvise an offense from scratch.
Anezaki Mamori analyzes the situation, and politely intervenes.
Kongo Agon has a goddamn crisis.
#Eyeshield 21#es21#Kongo Unsui#Hiruma Youichi#Kongo Agon#Anezaki Mamori#although she and Agon haven't made much appearance yet. Many things to come >:Ic#Splickedydrabbles#or is the tag#Splickedywrit#I genuinely don't remember#anyway here is repressed monk-themed football boy finding out he has feelings actually. and those feelings include#y'know like. bisexuality. repressed parental baggage. Football Anger. want to be loved. brotherly drama. normal stuff.#the thing about splickedy is they will look at a dude with massive emotional repression and go 'is anybody gonna crack him open like an egg#and not wait for a response
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Romon Fanart because he hasn't enough!
Also, my take on him. To all those who give him hair, I call you cowards. / light-hearted
(Also, anyone else gets a little irked by how many spreen aspects people add to romon designs? No hate on spreen, just you know... hes been their only a couple of times... ages ago :/ (again, no hate, people are busy, have other stuff, and from what i have heard, spreen is genuinely a softie)) ehh dosnt matter that much just wondering)
Anywhoooooo romon deserves the world, son of Don Huevo, and a beautiful baby boy!
#qsmp eggs#qsmp ramon#qsmp fitmc#qsmp fanart#qsmp#traditional art#ye ye love the boy he is amazing#im actually like 1 week plus behind but im catching up as i can#excited to see new member stuff more than now#but ye ye chugging along watching vods
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its so sad how little translated pretty boy detective club content there is like its so intriguing the think of how they handle the concept of growing up. a club where the number one rule is to be boyish in youthful. all the members are in middle school. the leader is a fifth grader whose older brother used to be the club leader. you could make so many peter pan references out of this story if you tried
#fucking devestated the translation team stopped after volume four of the light novels. i shall never love again#pretty boy detective club#bishounen tanteidan#and like. im pretty sure that mayumi's not actually trans but like. oh i bet theres so much symbolism for her in the rest of the series#like ik the 'number one rule is to be a boy' was technically a mistranslation but also that was the fastest ive ever seen an egg crack
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one of the reasons why i haven’t drawn Bobby that much is bc I know I will just c r y
#that little egg got me so attached man#i’ve felt grief before#and his death felt real close to that actual feeling#iTs jUsT a cHaRaCtEr DeaTh!#SHUT UP THAT WAS OUR BOY#THAT WAS OUR SON#patito de cheetos :(#also bc i watched jaidens pov a lot#and i watched how much she loved Bobby#and it hurts a lot#qsmp#qsmp bobby
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Happy four year adoptiversary to my handsome little boy Montgomery Montgomery Python!!!
Got him august 11th 2019 in lieu of my 16th birthday three days later. I’m turning 20 now. I cannot BELIEVE I’ve had this stupid little rascal for four entire years it does NOT feel like it. Hobbies include hiding in my computer, staring at nothing, and trying to escape his glass prison in the dark. I love him
#Named after montgomery x2 from a series of unfortunate events. And ALSO the Monty python pun#I just call him Monty that’s his actual name but his full name is both Montgomery’s + python + our actual last name for anyone who knows us#But on here? Python is his last name. Not doxxing us via the snake lmfao#He’s so stupid this asshole escaped one time and we literally found him the next morning#Yknow how most reptiles go missing for months if they escape. If they’re ever even found#ONE. NIGHT.#We heard a horrible THUD the next morning and came in on him laying on the floor like he’d fallen off the curtains#Actual fucking idiot boy I love him so much#Actually do not know his gender. He’s either had some weird urates or he’s actually a girl#So. Easy solution my snake is genderfluid just like me. Fuck it#BUT. He’s rather small for being four whole years old so he’s either a wimpy female or average male with weird slug-like piss#(Slugs being. Nonfertilized eggs)#3 is their ‘adult’ age for the record but they grow literally forever just extremely slowly#The first three years are BIG growth. He went from 10 inches to 3 feet in like under two years#Then they slow down#For anyone curious Hes in a 75 gallon tank. Prettymuch the biggest thing you can get commercially before you say#‘Fuck it!’ And just build your own. Which was the plan until we got lucky on craigslist#If he ever can’t stretch all the way tho. We’ll HAVE to build him another one. I want that man cozy damn it#Love this stupid fucking snake#ball python#snake#reptile#python#classic ball python#normal ball python
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any universe where obi-wan’s son luke learns to milk ani cow as well? i just love anaobiluke with bottom anakin <3
ANON!!!!! so i went to sleep last night thinking about this and i love it i love it so much, it has taken over my brain today (also fucking cheers anon anaobiluke with bottom anakin is THE shit 🥂)
so let's say during the whole anicow fiasco, luke hadn't been home, he had gone on a trip or was working away or smth idk. so when he comes home, obi-wan's like "oh, luke, due to circumstances, we uhh have a new member in the house. this is anicow." cue awkward luke/anicow first meeting. and ofc, obi-wan now has to teach luke how to deal with him and milk him
and so i was thinking of a scenario where one day, obi-wan goes out on an errand or whatever and luke is left alone with anakin. luke's just doing his thing around the house, when anakin comes to him, flushed and frowning
and oh, it's time for anakin to get milked. his breasts have swollen and there's milk leaking out his nipples. luke flushes at the image and he tells anakin that obi-wan is still out and he doesn't know when he'll come back.
(luke has never milked anakin alone himself, it has only ever been with obi-wan teaching him, guiding his hands and whispering encouragement into his ears)
(also, anicow is still pretty skeptical of luke/getting milked by him. bc only obi-wan can touch him >:( !!! no one else should be touching him!!! it took him so long to get comfortable with obi-wan, so yeah he's still working on it with luke) (but still, that doesn't change the fact that his breasts are leaking and uncomfortable and he needs to be emptied.)
so, anakin tells luke that no, he needs to get milked now. and luke's like "oh shit, ok, uhhhh come here then", so luke settles himself on a chair, and anakin comes to stand in front of him.
he asks anakin to turn around to sit diagonal on his lap
(obi-wan's taught him two positions to milk anakin. one, with anakin facing you while you squeeze his breasts and have the milk drip down. not the most optimal bc milk will get squirted at your face and you won't be able to catch much of it, but necessary to know bc anakin kinda likes it or smth
the second one, which is the optimal one, is with anakin in your lap—sideways bc he's too tall—so u can set a bucket on anakin's lap and catch the milk with minimal waste)
but anakin doesn't turn around and sit, he refuses to. bc apparently, he wants luke to use his mouth.
and oh shit, obi-wan did NOT teach luke that. he had only ever taught him how to use his hands. and it's not like he didn't know that obi-wan would milk him like that and it's not like luke can't figure it out himself, but he just doesn't know if he can. should.
so he lets anakin know as much, but when anakin wants something, he wants it. and he needs to get milked now and it needs to be with someone sucking on his boobs. it needs to.
so luke's like damn ok then, and gently pulls anakin and settles him on his lap. except this time facing luke.
so now anakin's boobs are right at luke's face, his nipples hard and perked and leaking, and shit. luke swallows. anakin whines and presses himself further into him, pressing his soft breasts against luke's face.
so luke does what he has to. sets his lips right at anakin's breast. and he sucks.
and immediately, anakin notices the difference.
luke is softer.
the first thing he notices is how luke's face is smooth, it doesn't rasp against anakin's skin like he has gotten accustomed to obi-wan's beard doing
he is also softer in his touch, less firm and gentler
while obi-wan's sucks are generally more calculated, more purposeful, firm and dry, luke's are much less thoughtful. duly inexperienced. chaotic and desperate and wet.
his first few sucks are hesitant. but only the first few. anakin's milk starts streaming and luke deepens his pull, turns further, sucking rougher and faster. and anakin can hear the desperate gulps in his throat. can see the milk streaming down his chin.
and while obi-wan generally keeps his tongue rested against his breast, moving it in casual, spaced out licks, luke's tongue flicks repeatedly against anakin's nipple, an incessant force against his sensitive teat. he moves so much more.
luke eyes flick up to meet anakin's and anakin whimpers, and luke notices how his ears twitch along with his body. luke turns his eyes back down and he gulps and gulps, until anakin is left dry, moving to work on the next breast.
everything's going good, right. except. luke is so so so very much into this and anakin’s letting out the loveliest moans, muffled whimpers and breathless gasps and it's so hot and it has luke horny and his cock very much straining against his pants
doesn't help that anakin's dick is also very much erect and throbbing between them.
so when anakin no longer has any milk to pull, luke removes himself from his breast, and finds anakin's gaze. anakin looks wrecked and luke feels the same—knows he must look the same. anakin’s cock drips against his trousers and his fingers clutch at luke's shoulder.
a question hangs in the air, and they only stare at each other, with neither wanting to address it.
but then luke's desire gets the best of him and his hand goes for anakin's cock, hovers inches from his dick, when the door opens and obi-wan enters the house, greeting stopped mid-way when his eyes catch sight of them.
#i actually love the moment when obi-wan comes in bc all 3 of them FREEZE#bc for anakin and luke it feels like it's smth they're not supposed to do#boi why's this so long if u even read this ily#sw#f.ask#anaobiluke#lactation#anyways! luke loves milk drinks a glass everyday so he is very excitedly drinking from anakin#also im like thinking about smth like farmboy luke who just ended up in obi-wan's farm one day and obi-wan kinda adopted him#bc im trying to think of a way to make luke anakin's kid#but in a not plot-disruptive way or something#bc anakin doesn't fuck he's never fucked the thing is how the FUCK does he have a son#(or at least like WHO could he fuck yknow#cuz the whole point is anakin nor luke know they're father and son)#or we just fuck it luke is his son no explanation no reasons he just is#maybe luke just spawned one day idk he hatched from an egg literally who cares. but he's anakin's son bc yes#anicow#ns4w#analuke#also fun fact! i may have masturbated thinking about this lmao#well not this exactly#but what happens right after#aka anicow getting dicked by obiluke 😔🙌
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if i was a cis man and not a trans man i would be a trans girl. do you understand
#sometimes im just like wow that is the most egg shit ive said#but I"M LITERALLY TRANS MASC#and comfy in my transness#anyway#i am a tme trans man#andi m not trying to demean transfeminity or anything and I am aware that being a feminine man does not enter me into tma category#and all that#not good at explaining myself but uh yeah i love trans women#trans#trans masc#trans boy#transgender#actually trans#feminine trans man
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More kazooieposting because why not. What's your favourite stage theme?
let's see... with kazooie, it's probably clankers cavern because i just really like clanker. he's so cool and i like hanging out with him.
with tooie, while i feel like it's everyones favourite, it's gotta be witchy world. it's just such a fun world overall that it's hard to pick anything else.
#ask#anon#if i had to pick seconds for both? lets see... uhh...#maybe treasure trove cove? i feel like its a close second. just really nice level. except for the clams. fuckars.#theres a fun detail i noticed with treasure trove coves music#so theres a little segment in the tune that appears a bit late thats the exact same chord progression as bottles challenge music#and thats so neat to me because like. where do you go to get a few specific cheat codes? bottles minigame#and where do you put those cheat codes in at? treasure trove cove#its just a really fun touch#but ough... my boy clanker.... i cant pick favourites over my boy clanker...#ill get you out of there man. theres a huge sea out there.#as for tooie... terrydactyland? i always loved playing through its world#i remember watching a tier list recently and they had terrydactyland pretty low on the list. because of how empty it is#which is definitely a fair statement. but as a kid i didnt mind honestly#but really its so hard to pick anything over witchyworld. its music. its theme. the different areas. oughhh.....#i even like mr patch. except for like one part of his design that changes with his return in nuts & bolts.#beyond that. fun design. i like him a lot if we can ignore a part of his design.#i also like how proportionally large the interior of the big top is.#the only thing i dislike about mr patch is his actual boss fight. aiming. aiming eggs at his patches. and hes constantly moving about.#most hated themes? uhhh i cant really pick one in kazooie really. theyre all good even if rusty bucket bay sucks#tooie? probably glitter glutch mine. or jolly roger lagoon.#those two i never liked playing through really.#jolly roger lagoon scared the shit out of me as a kid. i hated the ominous deep hole in the middle of the lagoon#and the underwater segment sucks because so much of the level looks the same.#glitter glutch mine... idk what about it i disliked. it was honestly the one level i dreaded playing the most in the early game#its visuals arent the worst but. idk something about it i didnt really enjoy. maybe those damn fps segments.#anyway! thank you for the ask anon!!! :)
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Anarchy by Egg
Aka Gays
So true so real
#I love anarchy by egg now cause of that#I need to do something with anarchy lyrics but I have. So many lyrics I wanna use for aka stuff#especially fall out boy lyrics cause they use apocalyptic themes in their music somewhat frequently#especially in the new album (so much for stardust)#Also just I am. Very obsessed with fob LMAO#AND their lyrics are overall very good#anyway ignore me im#Rambling#answering asks#denieatsart asks#deni!!#Actually I say aka stuff but it’s mostly just for Kross in general#okay I’m done now
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Wendy 💥
#rat rambles#starve posting#thinking oh so hard abt my terrible son#god dont starve is so messed up for giving every character heaps of examination quotes to sift through I love it sm#its such an agonizing but delightful experience to scroll through heaps of dialogue thats just a character going yep thats a rock#only to get absolutely sucker punched by the random like super impactful piece of dialogue that ruins your life#or just the event sections where we get to see them be silly billies for a bit and it just makes me so happy#like wendy's cawnaval and hallowed nights candy dialogue make me so happy and sad at the same time#along with winters feast but mostly just because of the holiday cheer dialogue#the hallowed nights candy dialogue is my personal favorite tho simply because wendy is so silly#I love watching this kid get more and more excited abt the events throughout each ones dialogue its absolutely delightful#I also like wendy's general soft spot for food and its funny to me that this sad wet british boy actually likes spicy food#abby doesnt tho another tick to add to the shes just like me fr list#I sometimes wonder what abby's favorite food would be in a world where she was playable#realistically probably also banana pop but I think it'd be fun if it was smth different#in particular my personal hc is that her favorite food is jerky partially cause she just likes jerky and partially because her dad would#sometimes buy jerky for the twins and abby would always try to get wendy to give her half once she was done eating hers#I also wonder the same abt charlie and the og ds exclusive characters but thats less important to me#Ill have to go read through wheeler and walani's food dialogue for inspiration at some point tho I think thatd be fun#I know wheeler like scrambled eggs but thats not an option so rip to her#not a clue abt walani tho Ive only read like half of her dialogue#I should read all of it tho I like her a lot I just forgot where I left off#and the rest of the gang can explode ig idk#idk I might read through wilba dialogue at some point and I might reread wagstaff dialogue too but theyre not top priority#I think the next character I wanna do a proper sit down and read for is wickerbottom#Ive read decent chunks of her dialogue already but pretty scattered chunks#but yeah Ill probably not get to that for a lil bit since Im in too much of a wendy mood rh#Ive also been thinking abt roleswap wendy a Lot lately I need to design him soon#mostly because I need to one up that w3n-d concept design because I am. not a fan lol.#I will be taking inspiration from the almost bug like eyes tho its kinda ugly but I also kind of like it at the same time
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hello pls tell me more abt ur new blorbos
[cracks knuckles]
Schoolgirl (Izumi) does an after school ritual that is meant to (allegedly) transport her to an alternate realm, where upon she needs to complete all the 'levels' within said realm to be gifted a prize. The prize is never elaborated on, especially since the game in general is just a urban legend spread through word of mouth, but it's supposedly worth every risk
Enter the eldritch demon (Desmond) who rules the realm she's transported into. He's sadistic, taunting, follows her around with an omnipresent voice and torments her through the trials about how painfully she'll fail and no one will ever know she's missing. He's elusive, too, in that he never answers her questions directly (due to the fact he cannot lie, but he can skirt around as much as he pleases).
One peculiar thing about this though...is that Izumi has already died a gruesome death on many of the levels several times. Usually, when a human dies during the trials, that's it, game over, and their soul is lost forever. Yet for some reason, Desmond keeps resurrecting her after enjoying the sights of her mutilations. She never remembers dying or being brought back, only assumes she has escaped her final moments by the skin of her teeth and/or blacked out.
It's almost as if, strangely enough, Desmond wants her to complete the challenges in his realm and claim the secret prize at the end where he is. Or maybe he just likes watching her die over and over again, brutally and bloody and horrified in her last moments. Or maybe it's a little bit of both.
#ask#suspicious whumping egg#i've been super on this kick of jrpg games so this is very much inspired by that set up!!#but i like the died that all the gory deaths from the monsters and such and 'game over/restart' screens are actually canon to the story#but the character just doesn't realize they're dying and being brought back by the same entity trapping them here#for amusement? for love? who knows!!!!!#inb4 anyone asks yes desmond absolutely slowburn becomes yandere for izumi and that's part of the reason he wants her to stay#my boy indirectly kills this girl like 78 times and then he's like 'damn...she kinda cute even when she's not skinned alive...what's her @'
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When the OW characters use each other's first names in-game, you know it's gonna be something either sweet or heart-wrenchingly sad
#overwatch#i love it bc it's like. enrichment for fans who actually pay attention to the characters outside the game#i used to play with a group of boys who didnt even know the characters HAD real names lmao#to be fair back then they didnt really address the characters in any way other than their callsigns#and I still remember when DVa's MEKA name (Tokki) was an easter egg from Chu's twitter known by only the most hardcore fans lol
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Oh shit I’m obsessed with anime again
#this may sound like a joke considering this blog and the plethora of fics I continue to right.....#but I have actually not been Deep into anime for like.... 8-9 months now#I’ve mostly been watching/reading/listening to other things#but uh....#I just mowed through an entire bnha rewatch in like 3 days#finally caught up on fire force#and am actually rotating through multiple new series atm#and Yep Yep I can Feel the anime Obsession creeping back oh boy#I think it’s cuz I no longer live with the roommate who gave me shit every time I rewatched something?#idk why he did that but he always complained any time I rewatched stuff#and now I am once again free to rewatch my favorite shit like 84743783292928 times#so...... rediscovering love for a lot of series I watched forever ago and it’s made me wanna watch new stuff again#anyways I am getting ready to start vanitas no carte revolutionary girl utena wonder egg priority and.....#idk it might be time to start one of the few B I G shounen series I haven’t watched yet#since I’ve seen most of them#maybe gintama?#or idk...... maybe it is Finally time to Actually start one piece and go past the first 15 episodes#kaz rambles
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i just saw someone smoke weed outta an egg what da hell boye
#ned flander's very own blog#wouldn't the weed taste like .. egg though??? don't get mr wrong i love eggs but smoking it is just. weird.#it actually might be good for when you get the munchies. just gake a bite outta that bad boy
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