#Splickedydrabbles
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Homestuck
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Relationships: Gamzee Makara & Karkat Vantas, "It's Complicated" Grand Highblood (Homestuck) & The Signless | The Sufferer
Characters: Gamzee Makara, Karkat Vantas, The Signless | The Sufferer, Grand Highblood (Homestuck), Sollux Captor
Additional Tags: Pale Romance | Moirallegiance, Alternate Universe - Emperor Vantases, Harems, Pale Harem, Ghosts, Art/Writing Mention of the Sufferer's execution including;, Implied/Referenced Torture, Canon-Typical Violence, Implied/Referenced Dubiously Consensual Body Modification, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
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==> Gamzee: How the fuck did you end up in the Conciliatrium of His Triumphant Ascendance?
Motherfucker that is exactly what you headed out today to find out.
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(An imported Choose Your Own Adventure from my pale porn tumblr, compiled here for ease of browsing)
#Homestuck#Gamkar#Miracrails#Karkat Vantas#Gamzee Makara#The Sufferer#The Signless#The Grand Highblood#Splickedydoodles#Splickedydrabbles#oh and tbh also#Sollux Captor#just hanging around being a little shit lol he was not supposed to be as involved in this as he turned out to be#just a fun little improvised CYOA that turned out to be uhhh 10K words long and have like 18 illustrations oops#Compiled here for enjoyment of my Gamkar crowd lol
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Gamzee Makara & Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Implied/Referenced Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
Characters: Jade Harley, Karkat Vantas, Gamzee Makara, Dave Strider, Beta Kids (Homestuck)
Additional Tags: Pale Romance | Moirallegiance, Flushed Romance | Matesprits, Language Barrier, Xeno, culture clash, Wildly gratuitous deep-dives into xenosociology and linguistics ahoy, Alternate Universe - Feferi Took Over, Did i make a glossary of which alien noises map to which human 'oh' 'aw' and 'uh' sounds, yes i did and I'd do it again!!!, i cannot be stopped
Series: Part 2 of Aliens Sure Are Weird
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“Guys, hey, come on,” Jade says. “Troll language is much more specific about stuff like this, when he says stabbed he could mean something different! Karkat,” she switches to Alternian, bending her human vocal structures in painful-sounding ways but still doing a much better job than Dave, all things considered. “Stabbed, stabbed, or stabbed?”
You know you didn’t teach her the distinction between “poke hard with a non-strife-allocated object”, “stab lightly to show somebody not to fuck with you”, and “impale to kill”. Humans don’t even have that distinction. It’s a fucking miracle they get anything done.
“…Stabbed,” you say, carefully enunciating like a fucking liar.
I hope nobody is tired of reading incredibly self-indulgent “what if trolls were like 400% more alien” culture clash fic, because I’m sure not tired of writing it lmao
#Homestuck#Karkat Vantas#Dave Strider#Jade Harley#Gamzee Makara#Davekat#Gamkar#splickedydrabbles#I have been fiddling with this fic and this posting all day because I get self-conscious when I enjoy writing a fic too much lmao but HERE#I sure did have fun! :D I hope you guys also have fun
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Winter Soldier Gamkar has hit 100K words and 6 completed chapters and a whole lot of supernatural bullshit and Reminding My Traumatized Boyfriend What Kindness Is nonsense. Thanks to the co-writer groupchat for reading the first draft and 1. convincing me not to half-ass my scene planning, and 2. helping me figure out Karkat's Whole Deal, lol. Clandestine military experiments.....a comic book classic...
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You don’t know what the thing you were fused with used to be. You call it the Cancer, in your head, to yourself, but some part of you knows it’s a whole fucking lot older than the concept of names. It died so long ago, there wasn’t a word for death yet.
Any of its corpse that washes up into your reality is just skeletal detritus; the assholes who experimented on you couldn’t find any consciousness to bore into your skull like the Scratch did to Feferi and Eridan. They had to fuse it into your flesh to wring power out of its remains, and it’s only through some hideous joke of luck that it took and you’re still alive to bitch about it.
It could be worse. You could be a rotted, mangled corpse in an unmarked grave.
They’d almost seemed surprised that you were pissed, when you found out about that little wrinkle after the fact. You regret a lot of shit in your life, but savaging the asshole who changed you—who killed dozens of stupid kids before you—isn’t one of them.
You don’t know who has it worse, really. Feferi and Eridan don’t show much sign from the outside that anything was even done to them—but for all the double-takes you get on the street, you don’t have to listen to voices and whispers. There’s no living, scheming forces trying to push you to do anything, there’s just a vast, echoing emptiness in the back of your head. Sometimes when you sleep, you find yourself in the place where it lives—or where it died. An endless, quiet walk through an empty shell the size of a thousand cathedrals, rotting and half-consumed.
#In Cold Blood#Splickedydoodles#Homestuck#Karkat Vantas#Gamzee Makara#Humanstuck#Caliborn#Calliope#Splickedydrabbles#Gamkar#Miracrails#my god this fic ballooned wildly when it gained a plot and a setting lmao I mean don't get me wrong I'm all about it but damn#I wanted to design some eldritch Old God cherubs..... these aren't pushed as far as I was hoping but certainly getting somewhere haha#i'm emotions about the concept of somebody who's been treated awfully for years being given back the music they used to love... QuQ#music good!!!!!! creature comforts being given back to characters who've been through hell very good!!!!!!
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*Relationships: Kongo Unsui/Hiruma Youichi/Anezaki Mamori *Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Bisexual Awakenings, Emotional Repression, Polyamory, Canon-Typical Quarterback (And Manager) Mindgames, Dysfunctional Family, College is for figuring out you're not straight OR emotionally okay: the fic, …..Unsui deserves to date two people Agon struck out with simultaneously: the fic, It's not exactly hurt/comfort but, Hurt/Validation, isn't a tag
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Agon’s jaw works like he’s biting his tongue. “I didn’t hit you that hard,” he says, but Unsui knows his brother, deeply and painfully and inconveniently, and he knows the rare, uncomfortable edge of uncertainty in his voice.
“Yes,” says Unsui, coldly. “You did.”
*Full list at link
Bonus: just some dudes having a very civil discussion :)
Agon should get scruffed like a puppy every so often when he gets punchy. it wouldn't fix him but it would make me very happy.
#Eyeshield 21#splickedydrabbles#Kongo Unsui#Kongo Agon#Hiruma Youichi#Anezaki Mamori#Kurita Ryokan#making more of an appearance in this chapter! i love him. i love drawing him. more fat characters in everything forever. king of my heart#a troll viewer would immediately peg this as an auspisticism. they would not be correct but they also wouldn't be 100% wrong.#anyway on that dorkass note: football boys
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Hi!!! I’m obsessed with your “aliens sure are weird” series omg. I looove when writers make the trolls super different and strange and you’ve done it so well!! And also all the linguistics stuff, really cool and interesting as well 😊 anyway hope you have a good day, I’ll just be over here hoping you write another installment ;)
lololol doing my best, boss! Multiple people said I should stop holding back and just indulge myself in copious moiraillegiance nonsense, so I'm. Indulging.
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You take in the shitty production values, the way the two guys on the screen are circling each other—the bad, tinny music. The way Karkat’s face went bright red when he recognized what you were watching—oh. Oh!
“Oh shit, this is going to be educational!” you say, delighted.
“This is porn,” says John, because apparently he doesn’t realize the two can be the same thing. Dave is looking straight ahead, but his face is going really pink around the ears. Rose and Kanaya are making gimlet eye contact and not looking at the screen at all, so who knows what’s up with that.
“It's pale, for moirails,” Karkat says, distracted from whatever hissing argument he’s having with Gamzee. "I thinked—I thought, 'porn' is for fucking?"
“It is, for humans!” you say. “But humans don’t have moirails.”
“No,” says Karkat, and drops his face into his hands to click-growl something too muffled for you to make out. Lifts his face again to say, “<No, humans sure the fuck don’t have fucking moirails, huh?!>” Apparently just in general aggravation, to the world at large.
#homestuck#splickedydrabbles#domestic diplomacy#I have like three major homestuck projects I'm hammering away at right now and this is one of them I'm reallyhoping to finish it up#before whatever switch flips in my brain and I stop being able to write and have fun with Homestuck lololol
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Just reread domestic diplomacy, so hype for the 3rd part. Was curious whether you planned on ever including other pale couples? I would love to see the meowrails or vrisrezi in this au where pale romance is actually. Romance. Lol. Anyway keep being cool (and share another snippet of the wip if you want pls 👀)
Aw, hooray! :D Tbh I don't really,,, plan these fics lol. This series especially I very much make up as I go, so I can't discount the possible future in which meowrails make an appearance, but I also have learned to make no promises about what's going to happen in uhhh any fic ever lol. But I can certainly share a snippet, since I'm getting writing done today!
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Trolls don’t drink wine, it turns out—trolls don’t drink alcohol at all. When Gamzee sniffs at your cup thoughtfully, he’s already recoiling before Karkat makes an urgent, warning noise and yanks at his arm.
“<NO,>” Karkat says, and Gamzee rolls his lips back from a really startling amount of fangs and makes a low, throaty rising and falling noise that sounds disgusted even to your human ears. “<Have a cup of (noun, gesturing at whatever’s in the wine bottles with troll labels on them) or something!>”
“<Shit smells like (some kind of descriptor with ‘window’ in it, for some reason),>” Gamzee says, and reaches over to snatch up one of the bottles Karkat pointed him toward, popping the top off with a careless twist of his wrist and taking a much more appreciative sniff. “<Fuck yeah, that thing right there, makes good for motherfucker to have a good (fatal) time.>”
“<You’ll do good (warning shot) at worst,>” Karkat says sternly. “<And not with human home-cleaning liquid drinks. You would die. Die fast—and boring, not funny, not fun, got it? Humans drink home-cleaning liquid to get (troll-descriptor).>”
Gamzee chortles. “<I bet the fuck they do get!>” he says, apparently delighted. “<And then get (the fatal form of “funny” but flipped around to be a descriptor? A new construction, excellent) funny-dead real quick for because of they’re nasty.>”
“What are you guys drinking, then?” you say, and reach over cautiously to the bottle Gamzee’s holding; he growls a little, possessively, apparently just as a warning that it’s his now, and then gives it up and watches you hold it up and take your own big sniff. It doesn’t…smell toxic. Sweet, mostly, in a weird, thick, smothery kind of way that makes your nose burn a little.
“It is human safe,” says Kanaya, before you can ask. “I believe you don’t feel…tss. Intoxated, by it. But it is still very strong for you, differently.”
That’s all you need to hear. You pick up one of the glasses and pour some out for yourself—it’s just a little thicker than water, a pure, light gold color, and when you take a sip it’s like getting punched in the sinuses by a sugar cube the size of a building.
“Oh, fuck,” you say, and swallow with an effort. Your eyes are watering; your mouth feels aggressively candy-coated. “Whoof. Wow!”
Rose is laughing at you, just a little—not out loud, but you can tell by the way her eyes are creased and her lips are quirked up at the corners. “Yes,” she says. “Nectar requires some getting used to. Trolls cannot metabolize alcohol but they are…quite sensitive to sucral compounds.”
“Give it,” Gamzee says, and gestures insistently to have his bottle back, then reaches past the nice wine glasses to pick up a distinctly human red solo cup and dumps a hearty half-cupful of nectar into it, then pulls a bottle of something that looks exactly like faygo with alien writing on the label and dumps a hearty measure of that in on top of it.
“<You can have one of those,>” Karkat says, looking appalled. “<You (something)-less piece of shit. One, got it? What the fuck is wrong with you. And you’re not kissing me until you clean your teeth. I’ll get (troll descriptor) off your fucking breath.>”
Gamzee grins hugely and runs his tongue over all his fangs in Karkat’s direction, then tosses back a big mouthful of his mixed drink and gives a happy shivering rumble, fins fluttering and claws kneading delicately at his cup.
“You want?” he says in English, and holds it out at you, grinning exactly like he did earlier when he snuck a horn under your butt—like this is the kind of joke that has a winner and a loser, and he’s pretty sure he’s already won.
“Jade,” says Dave. “He’s bein’ a dick. You know you don’t have to take shit from this guy, right?”
“I know!” you say, and reach out to take the cup from Gamzee’s hand, holding eye contact in a way you’re pretty sure is kind of socially unacceptable. Karkat starts “Jade—” and then you take a deep breath and throw the cup back.
#Homestuck#Splickedydrabbles#Gamzee Makara#Jade Harley#Karkat Vantas#miracrails#anyway I'm entertaining myself lol#Humans drinking troll 'alcohol' HOLY SHIT IS THIS PURE SYRUP THAT SOMEHOW WANTS TO KILL ME#trolls drinking human alcohol: *noises of rapid organ failure*
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Kongo Unsui/Hiruma Youichi/Anezaki Mamori, One-Sided Kongo Agon/Hiruma Youichi, Kongo Agon & Kongo Unsui
Characters: Kongo Unsui, Hiruma Youichi, Anezaki Mamori, Kongo Agon, Lots of cameo Enma Fires and Saikyou Wizards throughout, …………………………and Musashi
Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Bisexual Awakenings, Emotional Repression, Polyamory, Canon-Typical Quarterback (And Manager) Mindgames, these people can't be normal about shit to save their lives, Dysfunctional Family, Agon and Unsui's Convoluted Brother Emotions, And also. parent situation., College is for figuring out you're not straight OR emotionally okay: the fic, …..Unsui deserves to date two people Agon struck out with simultaneously: the fic, It's not exactly hurt/comfort but, Hurt/Validation, isn't a tag
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“What,” says Unsui, and is keenly, painfully aware that whatever stoic expression his face might have locked itself into in his shock, his cheeks are damningly warm. One part of his mind demands, do something, his plan is working, you’re losing! The other part says, your first kiss was a cackling bastard of a man, because he thought it would make you more likely to lose to him at football.
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Kongo Unsui gets kissed by a man. He's proud to say his performance as a quarterback doesn't suffer at all, in the…extensive aftermath.
Hiruma Youichi makes a move, and then does what he does best, which is scramble like a motherfucker and improvise an offense from scratch.
Anezaki Mamori analyzes the situation, and politely intervenes.
Kongo Agon has a goddamn crisis.
#Eyeshield 21#es21#Kongo Unsui#Hiruma Youichi#Kongo Agon#Anezaki Mamori#although she and Agon haven't made much appearance yet. Many things to come >:Ic#Splickedydrabbles#or is the tag#Splickedywrit#I genuinely don't remember#anyway here is repressed monk-themed football boy finding out he has feelings actually. and those feelings include#y'know like. bisexuality. repressed parental baggage. Football Anger. want to be loved. brotherly drama. normal stuff.#the thing about splickedy is they will look at a dude with massive emotional repression and go 'is anybody gonna crack him open like an egg#and not wait for a response
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Domestic Diplomacy III proceeds apace
(==>Jade: hear the holy and hilarious word)
Gamzee is in the next room over, sitting on a big squishy-looking pillow in a kind of cross-legged sprawl that makes it really clear how his legs don’t bend in the same ways human legs do. You’re delighted to realize, for the first time, that troll feet are padded like their palms. You hadn’t thought about it—the chitin claws cover almost the whole toe the same way they cover pretty much the whole finger, and they don’t seem to spread a whole lot, so it’s easy for your brain to read them as hoof-like and move on. But there’s little beans down there!
Alien contact really is just the gift that keeps on giving. What a good day already.
Karkat is occupied bustling and hustling around greeting people like the bossiest little mother hen—(And take off those, the fucking foot-clothes, my hive is clean, don’t you put shit and dirt on the ground! Put them here, by the, tss, the, damn…in-and-out place!)—so you stroll over into the other room and lower yourself onto the floor to watch whatever it is Gamzee’s looking at.
You kind of thought maybe he’d started movie night early, but he doesn’t seem to be watching a movie. He has something that looks a lot like a normal human tablet propped up on a table, and he’s watching what looks like a live feed of a huge room full of other trolls, with a guy at the front talking.
“<—(A sentence subject you must have missed) is the funniest (implied:warning-shot-level danger) motherfucking make-mess the (something)s could do to make want,>” says the troll at the front of the crowd, succinctly proving to you that Gamzee is not the only troll who seems to think more verbs is better and sentence order is a pointless invention. The guy talking doesn’t sound exactly the same, but he stretches his hums and chirrs and growls out and piles his clicks together in a really similar way. “<We’re all (body parts?) up in the air, down up our (whole/entire) motherfucking horns in dirt. (Some kind of noun with the food-descriptor ‘sweet’ in it) on our (body part again? It sounds like a compound word of ‘face’, sort of) and that isn’t a motherfucking mistake. It’s no motherfucking mistake, brothers!”
Gamzee says some kind of emphatic imperative verb—in a polite, subordinate inflection, which is pretty unusual for him. On the screen, a few other people do the same thing, mostly saying words you don’t know—one of them you hear says “<Say it, motherfucker!>” and another one says “<Yes, brother, yes!>” with the heaviest subordinate inflection you’ve ever heard. Somebody else honks a bike horn.
#Splickedydrabbles#gamzee makara#Domestic Diplomacy#karkat vantas#jade harley#homestuck#sorry karkat you schedule your movie night on whatever the clown equivalent of sunday is you get to entertain guests while your moirail-#-goes 'preach'! at the tablet and honks a horn sometimes. these are the dangers of Church Boyfriend lmao
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Domestic Diplomacy II is turning out to be even more "splickedy gratuitously gets caught in the weeds of xenosociology and alien language barriers, the fic sequel" and tbh I'm not mad about it
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“Oh, your moirail!” says Jade, and bounces upright, ignoring John’s wary little soft human cautionary hiss. To your vague surprise, she’s apparently learned enough not to do the human holding-out-a-hand gesture they usually do when they’re introduced; she clasps her hands in front of her, nonexistent claws politely folded in, and ducks her head briefly forward and to one side, careful not to jab at him with her nonexistent horns.
It's a pretty passable greeting—for a social equal, which is its own bizarre issue, considering he’s a highblood. But relatively non-offensive, for a human, and fortunately for her she’s picked a highblood who isn’t likely to give a shit. Gamzee laughs out loud and gives his own lazy-ass version of a greeting back, a vague twist of his wrists and dip of his head, condescending to use an equal’s greeting back at her. When he says “Gamzee Makara,” there’s a hint of a threatening buzz to it, a testing you should know to respect me warning—you could have told him she’d show absolutely no sign of hearing it, which is exactly what happens.
“I’m Jade Harley! I meet you,” Jade says, a carefully neutral statement-of-fact greeting—not fawning or hostile. You don’t know if humans are out here just learning neutral address no matter what, or if this human particularly just doesn’t give a shit that your moirail’s a fuck-off mutant-huge highblood with horns that scrape the ceiling of the block—by the expectant way she looks up at Gamzee afterward, she wouldn’t give much of a shit either way. Out of all of the humans, Jade Harley might actually win the prize for giving the least shits, no matter what Rose and Dave like to pretend.
“Yeah, I meet you too, motherfucker,” says Gamzee, looking incredibly amused, and glances down at you. “She’s a rude-ass little motherfuckin’ toothful, huh? I like her.”
“Of course you do,” you say, pained. “Don’t take it personally, alright? You’re not a highblood here, they don’t get highbloods.”
“Oh, best friend,” says Gamzee, and kisses your nugbone again, embarrassingly. “I’m a highblood wherever the fuck I go. It’s cool though. Squishy-ass little motherfuckers won’t get any grief from me.”
“<Motherfucker>,” Jade repeats behind you, and switches back to English, in the bright, wide verbal tone you’re starting to learn means ‘smiling and happy’, weird interstitial ‘vowel’ breath-sounds further back in the throat through pulled-back mouth-corners. “Hmm, <motherfucker>… Oh, neat! Is that dialect? It sounds like, ahh, what’s that other word. Kk—kkkht— Uh, dammit. You guys need to learn how to use vowels— It sounds like <;brother>.”
“It is like,” you say, surprised despite yourself. “<Brother> is a troll, and <motherfucker> you put it all spots you want. It’s a thing, it’s a troll, it’s a, tss, a doing-things word, it’s a name. It’s bad, it’s good. Any spot you want. And he does want, for all those, all the time.”
#splickedydrabbles#Homestuck#Domestic Diplomacy#me staring into the distance: what if 'motherfucker' and 'brother' are translated different but they're related words in alternian....#what if 'brother' and 'sister' aren't different words theyre just translated in english based on gender but there's no distinction actually#it's all the word I tend to translate as 'kin'/'family'/'fam' lol but gendered by english-speakers for comprehension#what if alternian greetings have implicit settings for 'i'm hostile to you' and 'i'm trying to be non-offensive and polite'#and the lack of either is an implicit message of 'we're equals' which comes with its own social baggage RE: castes#what if I approached Homestuck as though it was implicitly a translated text ala JRR Tolkein's meta-narrative of Lord of the Rings#''Alternian wouldn't spell his name 'karkat vantas' of course but it's been anglicized for the audience with additional vowel sounds''#'when his tone of voice is referenced in this line it of course actually refers to his engagement of his third subvocal chatterbox--''#WHAT IF--#I am frothing at the damn mouth I love fucking around in this sandbox so much I will make up ALL the societal/cultural indicators#this is the casual/semi-formal/court-formal code-switching in Save a Horse Ride a Dragon all over again lmao NO REGERTS
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Last Sentence Tag Game
RULES: Post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic / original / anything) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence
Thanks to @beansterpie for the tag! I'm jumping around from doc to doc forever because I have like six active projects I'm trying to focus on and I have no idea which one is my most recent one, but since I followed you originally for Eyeshield stuff...
“I can’t come scope shit out for my darling twin brother?” Agon says, in tones of saccharine malice. “My poor big brother who doesn’t know what he’s doing yet?"
I do long damn sentences and I'm not tagging uhhhhh like thirty people, so whoever wants to do it! All my writer followers haha. But especially @roach-works and @rollerskatinglizard I know y'all have been writing lmao.
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*Relationships: Kongo Unsui/Hiruma Youichi/Anezaki Mamori
*Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Bisexual Awakenings, Emotional Repression, Polyamory, Canon-Typical Quarterback (And Manager) Mindgames, Dysfunctional Family, College is for figuring out you're not straight OR emotionally okay: the fic, …..Unsui deserves to date two people Agon struck out with simultaneously: the fic, It's not exactly hurt/comfort but, Hurt/Validation, isn't a tag
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“He seems to be threatening me,” says Unsui.
“Oh, yes, definitely,” says Kurita, scratching at his spherical stomach with a soft, doughy-looking arm that could easily lift Unsui’s entire body. “It’s just the way he does things! Because he just likes football so much.”
“Yes,” says Unsui. “I’ve noticed.”
*Full list at link
#Eyeshield 21#Hiruma Youichi#Kongo Unsui#Kobayakawa Sena#Kurita Ryoukan#Takekura Gen#splickedydrabbles#Downside to my firm commitment to self-control and reasonable chapter length on this fic.#It means I don't get to just slam like seven chapters up and get into all the fun shit coming later >8U#anyway here are some football boys for those who would like to partake#I am holding out 'sad monk-themed dude Gets Something He Wants For Once' and making psspsps noises lmao
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Chapters: 1/1
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Additional Tags: Crossing Timelines, Hurt/Comfort, Badass Future Selves, Lots of references to Bad End Timeline stuff including:, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Implied/Referenced Grievous Bodily Harm/Amputation, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Self-Sacrifice, (All deaths closer to the latter but some with tones of the former), everything is okay now, But Boy Was It Not Okay For A Minute There, If an alternate version of you gets your memories do they become you, are they still really themself if they have all your memories as well?
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“Yeah, I’m still me,” Leo says. “This guy’s just in here too, now. Along for the ride.” His chest still feels kind of like it’s exploding; he breathes through that and straightens up, pretending to straighten his bandanna, scrubbing at his prickling eyes—Casey is kind enough to at least pretend he doesn’t notice.
“It’s just…you get to meet Raph, in this world,” Leo says, in an attempt to give even the most half-assed of explanations for why he’s such an absolutely embarrassing mess right now. “And Donnie, you lost Donnie too early, he loved you so much, kid. We all did.”
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One by one, in the timeline that ended the world, the Hamato family dies--and wakes up, somewhere kinder.
One by one, in a timeline that saved the world, the Hamato family wakes up and remembers exactly how much they could have lost.
#Splickedydrabbles#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#rise leo#rise raph#rise donnie#rise mikey#rise casey#anyway I know I don't usually post about this series but the movie kicked my ass and made me cry so here we all are lmao#I don't know how to tag this series but I hope the folks out there who are making kickass Bad Future works will forgive me#if I accidentally absorbed some of their headcanons into mine#I don't remember which parts were me and which parts I was like "oo that's a great idea'' and just folded it in with the rest hahaaa TuT
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*Relationships: Kongo Unsui/Hiruma Youichi/Anezaki Mamori *Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Bisexual Awakenings, Emotional Repression, Polyamory, Canon-Typical Quarterback (And Manager) Mindgames, Dysfunctional Family, College is for figuring out you're not straight OR emotionally okay: the fic, …..Unsui deserves to date two people Agon struck out with simultaneously: the fic, It's not exactly hurt/comfort but, Hurt/Validation, isn't a tag
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“I’m performing a courtesy visit,” Unsui says coolly—instead of getting the fuck out, which is pretty clearly what Agon’s face is saying. “I was invited in for tea. It would have been rude of me to decline.”
“Just a courtesy visit,” Youichi repeats, gleefully enjoying the way Agon looks at him with murder in his eyes. “Between quarterbacks. Since Enma took us out of the tournament last year, I thought we’d sit down and…talk.”
Agon’s face transitions, at the reminder of their loss, from something rotten to I just bit down on a lemon.
*Full list at link
#Eyeshield 21#Kongo Agon#Kongo Unsui#Hiruma Youichi#Anezaki Mamori#a LOT of people and things happening in this chapter haha#Kobayakawa Sena#also making an appearance to take the POV for a little while.#Splickedydrabbles#THE BASTARD APPEARS. very excited for Agon Shit going forward he makes every situation more spicy by existing lol
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*Relationships: Kongo Unsui/Hiruma Youichi/Anezaki Mamori *Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Bisexual Awakenings, Emotional Repression, Polyamory, Canon-Typical Quarterback (And Manager) Mindgames, Dysfunctional Family, College is for figuring out you're not straight OR emotionally okay: the fic, …..Unsui deserves to date two people Agon struck out with simultaneously: the fic, It's not exactly hurt/comfort but, Hurt/Validation, isn't a tag
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They drink tea in silence for a few moments. Then Sanzo says, “...He kissed you because you’re a very handsome man. I know I said that already, but you’re apparently still not aware.”
“Ah,” says Unsui.
“You should dress a little sluttier sometimes.”
“…Hm.”
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#Splickedydrabbles#Eyeshield 21#Kongo Unsui#Hiruma Youichi#Anezaki Mamori#Kongo Agon#Sanzo (Eyeshield 21)#WE ARE GETTING INTO THE MEAT OF THE THING NOW >8U#ONWARD.
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*Relationships: Kongo Unsui/Hiruma Youichi/Anezaki Mamori *Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Bisexual Awakenings, Emotional Repression, Polyamory, Canon-Typical Quarterback (And Manager) Mindgames, Dysfunctional Family, College is for figuring out you're not straight OR emotionally okay: the fic, …..Unsui deserves to date two people Agon struck out with simultaneously: the fic, It's not exactly hurt/comfort but, Hurt/Validation, isn't a tag
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"What the fuck are you trying to pull?”
“I’m trying to have a nice date,” Mamori says brightly—and then, because she’s seen plenty of enamored women hanging on Agon’s arm, and heard exactly how he talks about them when they aren't there, she adds, vengefully sweet, “We’ll see where things go from there. The clean-cut look is very handsome, I’ve always thought.”
Agon makes a noise Mamori can only compare to the sound Sena’s cat makes before it vomits on the carpet.
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(There’s a fumbling sound; the quality of the sound changes. “There,” says his mother’s voice. “Dear, can you hear both of us, now?”
“...Yes, mother,” says Unsui, to his ceiling.)
#Eyeshield 21#Kongo Unsui#Kongo Agon#Mamori Anezaki#splickedydrabbles#splickedywrit#whichever damn tag I use lol#WOE!!!! Curse of Unexpected Parental Conversation Be Upon Ye!!!!#mamori and hiruma commit intentional psychological warfare on Agon: the ongoing saga lmao.
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*Relationships: Kongo Unsui/Hiruma Youichi/Anezaki Mamori *Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Bisexual Awakenings, Emotional Repression, Polyamory, Canon-Typical Quarterback (And Manager) Mindgames, Dysfunctional Family, College is for figuring out you're not straight OR emotionally okay: the fic, …..Unsui deserves to date two people Agon struck out with simultaneously: the fic, It's not exactly hurt/comfort but, Hurt/Validation, isn't a tag
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“You’re my brother,” Agon says, like that explains everything.
“Oh,” says Unsui, through lips that feel almost numb with rage. “I’m aware. Every day I’m grateful for my luck, sharing a family name with the blessed genius Kongo Agon.”
Agon gives him a narrow-eyed look at that—like he knows there must be sarcasm in that sentence somewhere, but he can’t seem to find it among all the true statements Unsui just said.
Unsui could throw the cup directly at his face. It wouldn’t make contact, Agon’s reflexes are at the knife-edge of physical possibility, almost inhuman—but it would feel so damn good.
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Mamori signs back, Limited field to your vision.
Where should I look?
She raises a hand, but doesn’t sign anything yet. On the screen, Unsui pushes himself upright, looking after his brother as he stalks away, jaw set and shoulders square.
Mamori signs, Keep looking, but opposition is watching you. Trick play incoming? All options risky.
Youichi snorts, despite himself. She’s not fucking wrong. Ten-four.
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#Eyeshield 21#Hiruma Youichi#Kongo Unsui#Anezaki Mamori#Kongo Agon#splickedydrabbles#Forgot to post the previous chapter and then also posted this most recent one and AO3 immediately went down lol#feat. Agon and Unsui's very functional and friendly and non-painful brotherly relationship lololol
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