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hywl · 2 years
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on s’aimera toujours
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bones-of-a-rabbit · 6 months
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they r compeeting,,,,, for ur HEART
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ive been sitting on this idea for the pawn au for so long n last night i was asked to make some fluff of the Angst Supreme au so uh. this is way way lower effort than it should be but at least its smthn ig skjdfhsdjkfhsdf
i forget who it was who coined the term 'gigachad Eclipse' on my blog but fam i think abt u and ur brilliant brain every day. ur a gift to this world
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fly-sky-high-arts · 2 years
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His noodles will get cold... :(
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slutdge · 11 days
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bunch of 18y/o queer ppl weeping about their crush turning 21 or whatever, then the camera pans to judas in a lobster bib eating a 60 year old. giving a cheerful thumbs up to the cameraman
Strong contender for fave anon I have ever received
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0-g-i · 8 months
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Guys saw this and-
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indecisive-dizzy · 2 months
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drag Eddie but it's the Princess and The Pea is the funniest thing to come from this update <3 /hj
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piers-official · 1 month
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Ah, so you're having trouble with some, er. Am I reading this correctly? Corporate Rose? What does that even mean?
Well no matter! I present to you, the Drownincoinsinator!
You see, when I was a child, my parents would use most of their money to build on the garden gnome market! And they hit it big once! Only to spend it all on my brother.
So I made the Drownincoinsinator! With it, the wealth of any one person will be converted entirely into coins! And it'll all drop on them at once!
What's that, Perry the Psyduck? Oh, you're not destroying this one! Oh why thank you!
Well, yer not wrong, he was a capitalist and a corporate bastard.
Also that... is a bloody specific machine, mate. How didya even build somethin' like that?? M'no scientist but doesn' that sorta defy all laws of physics an-
DOOFENSHMIRTZ?!!?
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bklily · 2 years
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The roughly translated LadyNoir talk at the end:
CN: How did Monarch give Mister Damocles the power of Jubilation without the Miraculous?
LB: I don't know, it doesn't make sense.
CN: Sey, Ladybug... the power of Gift... it shows us our biggest dreams right? So was that...?
LB: ....I'm sure Monarch manipulated it. Somehow. To... trick us.
CN: ....Right. I mean, otherwise that would mean.... something really bizzare, huh?
LB: Hah... yeah something.... *really* bizarre.
THEY BOTH DANCED AROUND THE TOPIC SO NERVOUSLY I AM GOING TO RIP THIS REALITY APART
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worstloki · 8 hours
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negative connotations to Arabic phrase ‘God is Great’ incorrect. average praying Muslim does takbir (says Allahu Akbar) a minimum 95 times a day and should have been counted.
#minimum#like MIMIMUM.#each day#like that’s just for the 5 prayers#only the obligatory ones it doesn’t include the additional voluntary ones most people also tend to do at some point#it doesn’t include regular use of the phrase in conversation#the phrase is literally used as an exclamation#like if you say ‘Allahu akbar my shift is over! I can go home alhumdulilah!’#like I don’t know what to tell you#western news-media connotations are so weird#you literally yell takbir to celebrate as well#saw a thing where everyone did takbir every time someone donated a huge amount to charity like brooooooooo#people be laughing so hard and getting Allahuakbar Allahuakbar out while wheezing#you score a goal? Allahu akbar alhumdulilah#this is very normal culturally transmitted info#Christian Arabs use the phrase as well like it's Arabic come on western media you’re not even trying#it’s such a joke#95 doesn't even include the 2 calls to prayer#it doesn't count people who do the extra allahu akbar (x33) after each prayer#doesn't include anything recited before bed#like. these are not uncommon things people choose to do. like...... BRO???#if you've ever seen Muslims praying in a group the person leading the prayer does the takbir out loud. that's literally how it's done#there are like 7 or 5 'Allahu akbar's in each round of prayer#you can't NOT say that part out loud it's literally THE part that has to be said out loud in each prayer#this information is very available online#you can say it before doing anything idk why it became a big deal in the west especially#it's some strange xenophobic Islamophobic normalise killings in those regions of the world mix#I’ve been getting recommended so many Arabic anime edits idk what to tell you#call everyone habibi it’s good for you#one of the most popular world languages fr
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brawl waking up: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM
sbhkfhsgdghsgd
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garaktime · 7 months
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I don't read fanfic much anymore and when I do it's usually only for one pairing but lads are pronoun introductions (for lack of a better term) a thing in fic these days bc last night I read the words "I'm Obi-Wan, he/him" and when I tell you it nearly blasted me through the drywall
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demeterdefence · 24 days
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one time during sex our air bnb was in a basement and the owners were upstairs so my girlfriend at the time was really nervous because a) what if they hear lesbian sex downstairs and b) it was our first time together so to lighten the mood i, with 3 of my fingers still inside her, started doing a seinfeld bit
HAHSHDJFJ
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weneedatdcharacterwho · 9 months
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We need a total drama character who says tone indicators out loud
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cieric-of-chaos · 6 months
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that scene where dex talks to frozen Julie while sitting in his car....how did he even get her there like... Did he wait for her to thawed out for a bit before moving her
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cherry-pop-elf · 2 months
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Just a concept design on if HPMA ever has a WWW themed wheel. Oh what I would give
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