drag Eddie but it's the Princess and The Pea is the funniest thing to come from this update <3 /hj

the driving force of scream 6's narrative being how easily women who fight back against abusive boyfriends are vilified by rampant online conspiracy theories?? when i say the scream series has NEVER missed

hes so pathetic i have to have him

Daisy Jones & The Six is awesome I will not hear otherwise —

I’m a little over half way through and I don’t have time to read a lot this week! But I’m gonna try and make time to finish this ✨

There's just something about a whumper mocking a whumpee with the line "poor little thing"

"WOT THE HAEL AH YOU DOOWING IM BLOIND"

lestat telling louis that he'll come to enjoy killing people claudia telling louis that he will enjoy killing lestat both of them being so wrong

ohhhh i love it's exactly what i was expecting

I think the cure for seasonal depression is playing night in the woods actually

Fuck it I think I DO go here. I love musical games. Hype as fuck for the release.

ANYWAY Masseduction is licherally the best St Vincent album... Fantano was tripping!!!!!!!!!

Chemical overreaction / compound fracture

I wish i could force everyone to watch song lang

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

SAMSA FULL VERSION MY BELOVED!!!!!!!!!

Mmmmmmmmm mango Italian soda