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demeterdefence · 2 months

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#anti lo #anti lore olympus #i wheezed out loud

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bones-of-a-rabbit · 7 months

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they r compeeting,,,,, for ur HEART

ive been sitting on this idea for the pawn au for so long n last night i was asked to make some fluff of the Angst Supreme au so uh. this is way way lower effort than it should be but at least its smthn ig skjdfhsdjkfhsdf

i forget who it was who coined the term 'gigachad Eclipse' on my blog but fam i think abt u and ur brilliant brain every day. ur a gift to this world

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slutdge · 1 month

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bunch of 18y/o queer ppl weeping about their crush turning 21 or whatever, then the camera pans to judas in a lobster bib eating a 60 year old. giving a cheerful thumbs up to the cameraman

Strong contender for fave anon I have ever received

#pls come closer old people i am normal about old people BITES YOU #seripusly tho this ask made me cackle and wheeze out loud ily #asks #dilfphobia

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worstloki · 26 days

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negative connotations to Arabic phrase ‘God is Great’ incorrect. average praying Muslim does takbir (says Allahu Akbar) a minimum 95 times a day and should have been counted.

#minimum #like MIMIMUM.#each day #like that’s just for the 5 prayers #only the obligatory ones it doesn’t include the additional voluntary ones most people also tend to do at some point #it doesn’t include regular use of the phrase in conversation #the phrase is literally used as an exclamation #like if you say ‘Allahu akbar my shift is over! I can go home alhumdulilah!’#like I don’t know what to tell you #western news-media connotations are so weird #you literally yell takbir to celebrate as well #saw a thing where everyone did takbir every time someone donated a huge amount to charity like brooooooooo #people be laughing so hard and getting Allahuakbar Allahuakbar out while wheezing #you score a goal? Allahu akbar alhumdulilah #this is very normal culturally transmitted info #Christian Arabs use the phrase as well like it's Arabic come on western media you’re not even trying #it’s such a joke #95 doesn't even include the 2 calls to prayer #it doesn't count people who do the extra allahu akbar (x33) after each prayer #doesn't include anything recited before bed #like. these are not uncommon things people choose to do. like...... BRO???#if you've ever seen Muslims praying in a group the person leading the prayer does the takbir out loud. that's literally how it's done #there are like 7 or 5 'Allahu akbar's in each round of prayer #you can't NOT say that part out loud it's literally THE part that has to be said out loud in each prayer #this information is very available online #you can say it before doing anything idk why it became a big deal in the west especially #it's some strange xenophobic Islamophobic normalise killings in those regions of the world mix #I’ve been getting recommended so many Arabic anime edits idk what to tell you #call everyone habibi it’s good for you #one of the most popular world languages fr

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piers-official · 2 months

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Ah, so you're having trouble with some, er. Am I reading this correctly? Corporate Rose? What does that even mean?

Well no matter! I present to you, the Drownincoinsinator!

You see, when I was a child, my parents would use most of their money to build on the garden gnome market! And they hit it big once! Only to spend it all on my brother.

So I made the Drownincoinsinator! With it, the wealth of any one person will be converted entirely into coins! And it'll all drop on them at once!

What's that, Perry the Psyduck? Oh, you're not destroying this one! Oh why thank you!

Well, yer not wrong, he was a capitalist and a corporate bastard.

Also that... is a bloody specific machine, mate. How didya even build somethin' like that?? M'no scientist but doesn' that sorta defy all laws of physics an-

DOOFENSHMIRTZ?!!?

#P: Ya know this bloke?#M: AND PERRY THE PSYDUCK??#P: I am... so confused...#answered asks #double battle (both reply)#pkmn irl #pkmn rp #//this made me wheeze out loud oh my god #piers rp #marnie rp

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transformers-earthspark · 10 months

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brawl waking up: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM

sbhkfhsgdghsgd

#this made me laugh out loud I am wheezing thank you anon #{ answered }#>> mod: firefly #earthspark spoilers

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garaktime · 8 months

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I don't read fanfic much anymore and when I do it's usually only for one pairing but lads are pronoun introductions (for lack of a better term) a thing in fic these days bc last night I read the words "I'm Obi-Wan, he/him" and when I tell you it nearly blasted me through the drywall

#not trek #i let out this obscene wheezing sound so loud it probably woke up half the house

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maranello · 2 years

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#we’re REALLY setting the tone for the weekend #i wheezed out loud shjdjdd #lorenzo leclerc #canadian gp 2022

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scattered-winter · 4 months

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hello beloved what color are your shoes? ps here’s a cat in the sunshine

OOUHGHBGHGGHHH BABYYYYYY..........CELEBRITY SIGHTING IN MY INBOX......GIVE HER A KISS FOR ME PLS........

and my shoes are black :] I'm wearing my super stompy shoes :]]

#fun fact i said ''stompy shoes'' out loud to one of my aunts a few weeks ago while she did my nails and she thought it was HILARIOUS.#she was wheezing she was laughing so hard and she was like ''might you be autistic??'' (joking and lighthearted)#and like. so true. the autistic urge to stomp the shit out of someone with your stompy shoes.#anyway ILY IM KISSING U ON THE FOREHEAD PLS GIVE ATTY ALL THE LOVE #leo #muahhh

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moon9931 · 2 months

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uhm uh I wanted to give my opinion s

on pt ships- uh-

as you can see im not necessarily judgmental when it comes to the majority of pt ships, uh...........uhm......sorry? ig???

#not using the pt tag haha #because ion wan people to get mad at me #do y'all hate me now or............#idk.......#I find some ships funny #and some cute #some both #and some idk #does that make me a bad person #I'm so paranoid I'm so so so so sorry but y'all gotta tell me if this makes me problematic or not #aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH #damn it!!!!!!!!!#<HJUHKHUGHUIYU #*hyperventilates*#*chokes*#*gasp cough wheeze*#*more choking*#*death*#euughhhhhhhhhh X-X #dat shit really hurt man ow #dis might my last day on tumblr my ass might get canceled /hj maybe #if you've scrolled down here then let me tell you this #bruh I'm too shy to say this out loud but I need more pepstavo art #its been my fav ship since March 2023 and I just-#*sobbing*#without them I will DIE /hj /silly #bruh the pepstavo nation is dying very slowly and I cant do anything about it because. my ship art has gotten extremely horrendous that-#-its not even funny it's actually just-#UGGGGGGGGH EWWWWWWWWWW WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!! /neg #that's what it is

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thecatinthepurplepants · 3 months

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I've been listening to A Voice From Darkness podcast and episode 8 was... a fucking ride

Dr. Ryder: oh, okay *already audibly amused* our next comes from Eric who writes: I heard you once fought Dracula. Is that true?

Me: oh haha, even if the supernatural and vampires exist in this setting I doubt that Dracula is real 🤭😏

Dr. Ryder: No, Eric, that's not true...

Me: that's funny, I wonder where he heard tha-

Dr. Ryder: - you're confusing me for my grandfather!

Me:

#a voice from darkness #a voice from darkness podcast #avfd podcast #a voice from darkness episode 8 #dr malcolm ryder #the cat in the purple pants chat #that shit hit me like a pie to the face i was firmly somewhere between yelling “EXPLAIN???” out loud at work and hysterical laughter #very good podcast highly recommended btw 👌👍#very unique “magic” and supernatural categorization systems and world building is dope as hell #very funny moments too this one and a caller trying to curse him on air (i think in this same episode) had me wheezing #also fucking fantastic voice acting and storytelling btw

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belle--ofthebrawl · 10 months

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The finest wares for trade* at this Saturday's Ritual...

*I'll give these out to anyone who asks nicely, even if they don't have anything to trade. These were a labor of love and intense hyperfixation 🩵

#you know now that i look at the first picture i belive the order of them from top to bottom was inspired by stubbing my toe on my rocker.#FUCK (loud wheezing) CHAIR #anyway. can you believe there are over one hundred bracelets in that little box? i can't.#maybe I'll post some of my favorites later. i really like how the Elizabeth ones turned out.

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velvetwyrme · 1 year

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I apologize in delay and also advance about my madwoman ramblings in every reblog I do from you henceforth!

Your ramblings are DELIGHTFUL !!!! 🥺🥺💛💛💛 There is no need to apologise, I saw the wall of text on my phone and went "ohhHH YESSSSSS" hkjhfdskg so I'm not complaining lol

#inbox #robobbin #your tags are so nice (🥺🥺!!!) and also funny #i was reading the one where you mentioned Red's laces and stopped partway to say 'its for the CONTINUITY' out loud #only to continue reading and wheeze because you basically said the same thing *just* after the part i stopped at ksjfkjsdhfkshd #also "no worries I'm here to tag every single variation!' had me in fucking stitches kjhfdghdfkjg #... clothing/sewing related pun not intended but fully embraced.#ALSO. speaking of sewing. you have the ability to make tale papyrus' pants irl. you can just do that !! (/lh /silly)#you control your own destiny (and your pants)#its my turn to ramble in the tags fgkjghsdlfjkld

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ejacutastic · 1 year

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thinking about how my dawn soap is lemon scented

oh sorry my bad it's lemon essence

*wheezing* EVANESCENCE COVER BAND

#idk how to format this joke but I'm laughing #if it doesn't make sense say lemon essence out loud #I did the wheeze laugh out loud

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franeridan · 8 months

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people who say zoro became less funny post timeskip are weird and also wrong and are also reading another manga than the one piece I'm reading, probably

#just read the first volume post time skip and he's still the funniest mf alive #he still is in vol 106 actually but specifically for vol 61 #his reintroduction is him getting on the wrong ship #cutting it in half #answering to the rage of the owners with “blame your adverse luck that brought misfortune on board for you” or some bullshit like that #and then with the most grave expression he goes “i got on the wrong ship”#HE'S SO FUNNY WHAT'S HE THAT FUNNY FOR #straight up i read that started wheezing from how hard i was laughing and then out loud said “zoro will forever be my favourite won't he”#that whole blame your adverse luck HE #SPENT TWO YEARS WITH MIHAWK #AND STARTED SPEAKING LIKE HIM #GOD #im so sad oda didn't keep that up for him on one side but on the other #the idea that he did that without noticing just because of constant exposure is so funny #what now is he gonna start talking posh again the moment he's once more talking to mihawk please that'd be so funny #he's hilarious whoever says otherwise ignores him when he speaks

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mulanglitches · 1 year

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Shang: *Accidentally hits Chi Fu in the face* Shang: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Shang: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Chi Fu: What’s wrong with you?!

#mulan 1998 #disney mulan #I don't normally laugh out loud when I get these but this one had me wheezing #poor chi fu

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