#loads of people do it
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to be fair url hoarding is also against tos
not that the ban was justified or anything but taking urls is still against the rules as well so i wouldn't recommend it
Yeah but nobody cares about that rule. It doesn't hurt anybody. At most it's just a mild annoyance when you find a url that is being saved rather than used. I don't actually think people get banned for it
#king answers#anon#it's like jaywalking YUHJFVD#nobody gives a shit about url hoarding#loads of people do it#it's nothing new#I personally don't cuz it's already hard enough to think up ONE url HYUJKFV
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i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice
#jeeves and wooster#i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction#yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood#a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going#but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING#I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE#i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession#it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing!#the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason#jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text#wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind#the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london!#oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage#two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point#the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!!#this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time
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This is high key a based take. Boymoders must be feminized by any means necessary.
#4chan#4chan screenshots#greentext#trans#/tttt/#4tran#transgender#boymoder#force feminization#>:3#obvi people should do what makes them comfy#but the move of sharing the load of transfem fetishization is possibly based#transfem#196
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#turns out it's very hard to judge what things about you are specific and what may apply to loads of people#so anyway here's a selection of random facts about me#what do we have in common besties!!#polls
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Genuinely being a single woman in my thirties, living alone, is such a mixed blessing sometimes. I do love my house and when I'm here I literally never want to leave. But on the other hand, I do get tired of leaving to go hang out with people, even though I love seeing them. Especially because I have such a great group of friends but they live all over the place, geographically, and therefore most of them don't know each other. And I actually really love hosting? But I never have people in my house because logistically it's always more practical for me to go to them than vice versa.
But sometimes I buy new old dishes and wanna just have a little fancy wizard party, but all my guests are far away. Please may I have the teleport spell. Or a high-speed commuter rail system.
#Hazard of moving to a city where i dont have people locally i guess#a very insular city at that#and honestly i am not lonely! I have lovely freinds! But I do miss the college days of everyone basically living in walking distance#in one city#as opposed to now#where DND takes me the width of the state on a weekly basis#usually the only time there are groups of people in my house is around christmas for the family holidays#and like...in the overall balance of my life this works#me going to my people is the logical choice#and its not a bad thing#but most of my friend groups are...local clusters where I am the out-of-towner these days#which again: fine; i knew that going in when I decided to move where I did and overall its the best call#but also sometimes I want to just load up the whole crew in detroit and tell them we're heading to mine this time#dont worry there'll be fancy little finger sammiches when we get there#just give me an excuse to use the wizard plates
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a little morning pick-me-up
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A morning on the way to Baldur's Gate. The party booked themselves into an inn and enjoyed real beds, hot baths, and privacy for the first time since the Nautiloid.
Gale and Mayhew shared a room, of course. They were filled with the relief of surviving the shadows and the glow of finally getting together, so their private room was probably a blessing for the whole party, honestly.
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This was some ascended anatomy practice! Referenced some great stock from @null-entity.
#some people speed run the galemance but i played it as the world's longest slow burn#act 1 was fuuull of uneven feelings and perceived unrequited feelings and slow-building respect#mayhew was immediately down bad & suffering after the weave scene. Plus Gale's lukewarm reaction to flirting felt like people-pleasing#gale slowly emerged from his depression hole much later and only then caught real feelings - but the orb put paid to acting on them#so in my game they simply had a very loaded laden-with-unspoken-feelings friendship until near the end of act 2#they got like one (1) week of happiness before the horrors of act 3 hit. starting with Mayhew getting unwillingly astral tadpole'd#it's tragic and i love it#also: chubby gale. tumblr do you see my vision#mayhew sees my vision#please also appreciate mayhew's bed head and the too-big-for-gnomes dishware. i chuckled about those#my art#mayhew#gale dekarios#gnome tav#gale x tav#bg3#baldur's gate 3
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If you're tearing down on people ideas and headcanons because you don't like them, you're at least engaging with creators whose ideas you like, right? You're reblogging and liking right? You're leaving comments on fanfictions, right? You're not just ranting without actually hyping up creators, right? Right!???
#what a load of bs tbh#a lot of the people i see ranting are people i dont see engaging with creators#you cant go complaining and then not at the very least hype up the creators for things you do wanna see#maybe compliment fic writers and fanartists and you'll feel better
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no it's fine this mind flayer is totally my friend and 100% honest with me all the time it's ok it likes me everything's so normal
#bg3 spoilers#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate 3#i love how raphael directly calls you out on this. 'if id have known you were so gullible i wouldve tricked you into selling your soul for#a bowl of beans when we first met'#and then just keeps insulting you more if you keep insisting emp's really your ally#oc: impulse#sure this'll go in their tag#everything about impulse's Thing with the emperor is so funny to me. and then deeply fucked up if you think about it long enough. and then#really funny again if you think about it even longer#one day i'll do their 2.0 playthrough so i can fully form all my thoughts. and get better screenshots and the ceremorphosis ending#i mean there's nothing stopping me from loading an impulse 1.0 save and going ceremorphosis from there but idk it'd feel wrong#impulse has more tadpoles in their brain than synapses by act 3 and it does really fundamentally change them as a person#tfw your chaotic neutral act-first-ask-questions-never no-impulse-control 17 CHA bestie becomes one of the most detached calculating people#you've ever met. all their old casual wit and humor is still there but they think before they speak now and that really shouldnt feel as#sinister as it does. they have this look in their eye and it feels like they view everyone around them as lesser beings#not because they view other people as subhuman or worse than they are but because they view themself as something *more*#if they have any raw unfiltered emotion left you haven't seen it in weeks. there's one person(?) who gets Unrestrained Feelings privileges#and it's the fucking illithid that lives in their mind and not any of their actual non-monster normal-ish-person friends. that human#connection is fading so fast now. when did they change so much? it happened so slowly in the moment but suddenly now they seem like they#were never the person you became friends with at all#and like impulse is a pretty selfish person from the start but they *did* genuinely like and care about the rest of the party. they were#friends. and by the end of act 3 that friendship should be the deepest and most meaningful it's ever been. but. it just isn't.#so on and so forth etc etc like that. All That Bullshit makes their relationship with lae'zel so interesting (and upsetting) too#they encourage her to side against vlaakith and then they never even try to free orpheus for her and her people's sake. they never even#think about it. they never consider it as an option. they just don't care. and then they EAT HIS BRAIN.#very possibly RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER.#and she's just left adrift. a rebel with no rebellion to lead and very little hope#i'm unwell.#ok i'm done this is a silly meme post. but god i have so many thoughts i have barely been keeping contained
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Peeped the horrors
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#a-qing#xue yang#A-qing went 'there are horrors he is committing and I am going to peep them' and then faced horrors that she could not fathom#The fact she sees the evidence first hand but it genuinely is too much to handle is a lovely tragedy that betrays her youth#It is interesting that she clearly does have more knowledge than the lay person about cultivators and night hunts (possibly from xxc?)#she does mentally call out xue yang for using the right terminology (betraying his 'no one important' façade)#but corpse poisoning is...well....probably not something she could have known about#so instead she has to encounter this horrible and suspicious event and justify it to keep herself sane#Ah....that's not going into the really interesting ambiguity of xue yangs targets#the people he kills specifically slandered *all three of them*#Was it just for himself? Was there a sense of protectiveness over his two blind companions?#I don't want an answer. I love that it is ambiguous#And oh man. having the noble XXC do the killing is so deviously evil. What a loaded chekov's gun.#you know xxc is gonna have a breakdown over it *when* he finds out. Its all a matter of timing#ok ok funny tag time#I think little apple and xy should meet up so they can swap arson tips. Truly the power team nobody wants. Not even them.#they would fight to the death and little apple would *win*#EDIT: HAPPY BIRTHDAY XUE YANG
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Starkid Innit Friendship Bracelets
A PSA to everybody going to starkid innit, after hearing people’s thoughts the consensus on dress codes seems to be wear whatever you want and cosplay is encouraged
However I've also decided I'm going to officially declare project friendship bracelet a GO
(yes we are full on stealing this from the swifties but opportunities for a big UK starkid event don't come around very often and I'm determined to make the most of it)
So hopefully we'll get lots of people making cute (or unhinged) friendship bracelets and we can all share/trade them at the concert and it will all be very cute and please can we actually make this happen?
I'm counting on people to commit to this otherwise I'm going to feel like a right idiot, but it would be fantastic if loads of people got involved!
Also if you could help me to spread the word that'd be fab. I'll do my best but I have made a grand total of 20 tweets and 0 tiktoks in my time lol
Thanks for all your support, I can't wait to see what you all make, and I leave you with this inspiring image of this afternoon's creation:
#thank you to everyone who replied#and even more thanks to people who seemed keen#let's do this lads I think this could be equally cute and hilarious#see above#and I will do my best to spread the word but any help would be appreciated#otherwise it's just going to be me handing out a load of bracelets#however I have full faith in us and am very excited about this#starkid#starkid innit
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a detective who has a partner🔍 and a partner💕 who are friends so the three of them end up doing a lof things together and the detective refers to them as "my partners" and doesn't realise this makes everyone think they're polyamorous (they do end up polyamorous by the end of the story)
#once people start making remarks and they do realise they're apprehensive to the idea at first#(the detective that is. the partners just find it funny i think)#in a shocked and confused way#like “why would you think that! a is my best friend and b is... also my best friend. but one of them is my colleague and the other my spous#“i do not have an unprofessional relationship with my colleague! ...well i do#but a completely platonic one!“#(they do get up to a lot of hijinks together and it wouldn't be true to call them completely professional)#the detective doesn't stop calling them 'my partners' they just have a monologue about the nature of their relationship locked and loaded#it's a friends to lovers very slow burn to get to the throuple part but we do get there eventually#character concept#yes i initially imagined the detective as a man because i love men and most famous detectives unfortunately are men#however this would work very well in any gender scenario. all three of them are non-binary in different ways. all of them are women.#i think the main detective would be really fun if she was a Philomena Cunk type of character. very smart but So dumb and self-assured#really the main thing the detective needs to be is autistic
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Renée Minkowski is extremely into the abstract concept of Crew Bonding in such a way that it impairs her ability to actually bond with the particular crew that she has.
She wants them to have Christmas dinner together and give each other Christmas gifts, but she's not made an effort to learn Eiffel's feelings about December 25th and to think about what he might like to do that day.
She wants them to each say what they are thankful for at Thanksgiving, but when she says she's "thankful to have such a great crew on this mission", it sounds extremely unconvincing, as if she's just saying what she thinks a Commander ought to say at a Thanksgiving dinner on a space station, rather than expressing any genuine sentiments or revealing anything personal about herself.
She wants them all to participate in the talent show "to boost morale... bond as a crew, and... have a great time doing it", but Hilbert and Eiffel's reactions make it clear that talent shows do the opposite of improving crew morale for them.
Christmas celebrations and thanksgiving dinners and talent shows are all things that could potentially have a positive impact on morale and bonding for some hypothetical space crews, but in the way Minkowski approaches them, none of these things are particularly helpful for the morale and bonding of the people who are actually in her crew. Minkowski puts real effort into group bonding activities for her crew, but they are always based on general ideas about crew bonding, rather than on thinking about the individuals around her and what she can do to connect with those people in particular.
#Wolf 359#w359#renee minkowski#renée minkowski#I think she was probably even more intense about crew bonding stuff earlier in the mission#By the beginning of S1 she's just going through the motions to some extent#Also telling Eiffel 'that's actually less horrific than what I was expecting' to his thanksgiving contribution#isn't exactly a good way to encourage him to contribute#She tells him not to do smoke rings for the talent show as well#which under Wolf 359 science is sensible#but it's also reflective of a determination to get people to participate in the way that feels right to her#rather than the way that's natural for them#Tbf Eiffel at least seemed to enjoy that thanksgiving dinner#but it doesn't really seem like it brought them closer together#Especially with culturally loaded things like Christmas and Thanksgiving#there should have been a discussion there#but that's the thing#communication#and understanding her crew as individuals#those are things she has to learn#I'm also not saying that successfully bonding with Hilbert would have made any difference to anything#but pre-Christmas-mutiny it was an aim of hers at least on paper#Another thing to note is that Hera is partially excluded from some of these things#She's the only willing participant in the talent show#but Minkowski gives her a part with two lines#Minkowski encourages Hera's contribution of what she's thankful for#but only after Hera's asked if she could say something#Oh also I think that Minkowski's thanksgiving speech sounds like she'd planned those lines out before she even got up to the Hephaestus#She isn't thankful for her crew. Not at that stage. She's saying it through gritted teeth#But she'd planned on having a crew she was thankful for
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i dont think he's used to it
#pokespe#pokemon#dexholder silver#pokespe silver#pokemon adventures#johtoshipping#idk if that counts tbh this is more him having a mental breakdown over people being nice to him#ah well#i imagine the shift of. his childhood straight into doing. Normal. Kid Things. would be the most whiplash inducing thing.#being invited to a Home with someones Parents. i dont doubt he was shitting himself the first time gold invited him over#plus i think there'd then be a whole load of messy feelings about it too. i dont think ... he's jealous.. if you are to understand me..#its hard to describe. not necessarily jealous.. but it leads him to probably think of what ifs for the entire night that day. yearnin n all#anyways. is this too edgy.... i always liked these style of ....... things
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ok so this is my evil sim style vs my . regular one i GUESS HAHA but based on what u guys told me bright colours, sharper and smaller features, more cartoony + alpha hair was the opposite of what i have already going on. and then because my head was aching afterwards i hit this lady with a hammer until she was recognisable to me
#i was streaming this to my friend and she was like heckling me about my colour choices I WAS TRYING TO DO BRIGHT COLOURS. IDK. ITS MY FIRST#DAY ON PLANET EARTH OKAY . also i attempted a falien look first but erm. not good abort abort mission#im just never gonna be the type of simmer who whips out awesome candy coloured alien lookin people sorry nsves#ts4#unnamed#also i lost her my game keeps freezing or loading forever#seph.txt
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So recently I made this poll, and in typical fashion, I didn't quite think it through. As a result, I made it way too easy to choose. 😅💦 That's my B. So in an attempt to make something a little bit less unbalanced, I'm redoing the poll with some changes.
Same scenario: Two job offers, can't have a second job or a side hustle.
The first offer is still your dream job, but this time you make enough to support yourself. And nothing else. Your bills are paid, and there's food on your table and gas in your car, but there is no room in your budget for anything beyond that. You are only making just enough money to keep your head above water. God help you if you have an emergency.
The second job is essentially the same as last time: Naked in an empty room for eight hours a day, Monday through Friday, with a lunch break, and you're allowed to bring your own entertainment. Whatever you bring in the room with you has to leave with you at the end of the day, you can't bring other people with you, and you are being recorded and livestreamed for the whole eight hours barring your lunch break. You're not allowed to cover yourself. The job pays six million a year.
I'm curious how much the answers will change compared to the first time around. And if you voted in the last poll, tell me if your answer changed and why. 😃
#polls#now to see if I went to hard in the opposite direction#and made the first option the obvious choice 🤣🤣#I made the second choice less appealing bc that's the whole point#do you do what you love and barely get by#or do something really uncomfortable for a lot of money#also added the 'take what you came in with ' thing#bc I saw people mentioning furnishing the room with a bed or gaming rig#which would make the room less uncomfortable#also specified being alone to avoid people bringing their SO's as their entertainment#again the second option is meant to be unappealing and uncomfortable#but you get a shit load of money for it
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Kinktober day 17: Threesome
After seeing James flirt with a few girls you decided to give him the silent treatment, it was unbelievable that he asked you to accompany him on what was left of the tour and there he was playing the gallant with other sluts.
You ignored him and stayed away from his touch, preferring to hang out with the others as you were having more fun that way.
Kirk was one of the guys who made you feel welcome, they spent too much time together in the off times, James didn't like it.
He was always watching you guys, drinking gallons of beer but never did anything about it.
However, that night he didn't see you or Kirk anywhere, the worst scenes were going through his head as he walked the halls of the hotel, he stopped in front of the guitarist's door and just opened it without even knocking, there you two were quite giggly, the place smelled like weed.
"Hey, what's up dude?" Kirk smiled friendly at James who frowned and looked at you with annoyance.
"Why are you here alone with him, what were you planning on doing?" your eyes were a little heavy from smoking, you watched James approach and licked your lips, you knelt down on the bed to be eye level with the blond, it looked like he had more to say but before he did you pressed your lips against his.
"We were just chatting, nothing more" You murmured against his lips and glanced sideways at Kirk who seemed quite amused just watching them kiss, he bit your lip and you fixed your eyes on James again "But...we could do something the three of us, if you want to Het"
The suggestion seemed to take both men by surprise, you sat on the bed watching the two of them and waiting for a response; James took your chin and forced you to look at him, he didn't seem upset, rather thoughtful and maybe a little excited.
"Have you thought about having us both, fucking you, is that what you want?" you couldn't hide your blush and nodded, he chuckled and looked at his friend. "What do you say, you want my girl to suck you off?"
Kirk has an expression of pure confusion, he clears his throat looking between the two of them, maybe hoping one of them will say it's a joke. "Uhm, well man, I don't want to get into your relationship or anything."
"That's not what I asked you, come on, I've seen the way you look at her, you want her to blow you?" James smiles condescendingly and seeing that he gets no response, he grabs you around the waist and turns your back to him, facing Hammett. His hands grab the edge of your shirt and he pulls it off, leaving your breasts exposed to his bandmate.
He leans in close to your ear, his hands run across your abdomen making you shudder, you look at Kirk with shyness and desire.
"Since you want us both to fuck you, go on, I'll give it to you for tonight...but even if you have a mouth full of him, remember you're mine."
You nod obediently and crawl to get closer to Kirk, you look behind you to James for permission, to which he gestures for you to go ahead, you kiss the curly haired one as he runs his hands over your tits.
You feel the warmth of James' body behind you, his lips start to leave little nibbles on your neck, his hand reaching between your legs to touch you over your panties. You moan in the middle of the kiss and reach down to squeeze the growing bulge of both men, you manage to make them both gasp for which you smile, you place your hands on Kirk's chest and push him down on the bed, you reach down over his body and play with the waistband of his pants.
"Wait, is this for real or am I too high?" You smile mischievously at him and proceed to unbutton his jeans, you slowly pull them down creating anticipation and kiss his length over the fabric of his boxers, you hear James grunt behind you, his hands grab your waist and pull you onto all fours, your ass up for him as you lean on your forearms to continue to tease Kirk's cock with your mouth.
He is still dumbfounded by the situation, however, as soon as you start leaving licks along his still clothed shaft, his hand goes to your head as he moans, you look him in the eyes and pull down his underwear to at once take his cock in your mouth, his hips rise which makes you gag a little, drool drips pir your chin as you dive back into his length.
James gets fucking hard as he watches you take his friend like an expert, he tears your panties with no intention of waiting any longer, he spreads your pussy open with his fingers and spits in your hole, you moan at the wet sensation and arch your back as you feel the cockhead run shallowly along your slit, you wiggle your hips, encouraging him to enter you.
He does, thrusting in with one thrust, stretching your walls to accommodate his huge girth, you moan around Kirk's cock which makes him shudder, he close his eyes and pushes your head deeper into him.
"Shit, you've got a dirty little mouth, I understand why Het's with you, pretty" Kirk's panting voice makes you suck him hard as you massage his balls, James crashes into you, fucking you raw and making your thighs flinch. You look over your shoulder at him as you hear him scoff at what his bandmate is saying, he looks up at you and winks cheekily. You masturbate Kirk as you just lick his tip, the pre-cum staining your lips.
James' palm lands on your lower belly, his middle finger lightly grazes your clit which makes you let out a high pitched moan, your eyelashes flutter, Kirk's cock throbbing in your hand, you take it back into your mouth and begin to bob up and down, cupping your cheeks to create better suction. The grunts and gasps of both guitarists are all you hear, suddenly, James turns you over leaving you lying on your back on the bed.
"Oh, I plan to see your face when I cum on you, who knew you'd be so good at taking two cocks" He teases as he strokes his length over you, Kirk settles next to your head and jerks off over your face.
"That's an amazing girl you got there, buddy. I think she would love to be smeared with our cum" He joins in the teasing, you moan as you press your clit with your fingers waiting for both of them to cover you with their seed.
James cums first, staining your abdomen and breasts, his release is accompanied by a deep moan, Kirk follows, cumming all over your face, drops of his cum sliding down your cheeks and mouth. You squeal as you feel James' mouth on your clit, it only takes a couple of licks to make you convulse in a powerful orgasm, all you hear around you is static, you fix your blurred gaze on James who smiles at you.
"Hey gorgeous, are you with us?" You barely nod slowly to which you hear a couple of giggles, you look up and see Kirk resting against the pillows, he stretches a little and stands up.
"I need a shower, uh, same time next week?" he has a playful touch so he just gets a middle finger from James, you laugh softly.
"It was a one time chance Hammett, get out of here man" James laughs good naturedly and pushes him away, Kirk disappears into the bathroom also laughing. The blond looks you up and down, he picks up his shirt off the floor and wipes your face, then reaches over and kisses you.
"You are mine, after all."
You know, I think this was my first time writing obscenities with Kirk, I hope I didn't screw it up.
#the people spoke and Kirk won#but don't worry#if you do not vote for Kirk#it is possible that Jason and Dave will appear on another Kinktober day#but I think this one was good#james hetfield#kirk hammett#load james#load Kirk#james my beloved#jaymz#kinktober 2023#james hetfield smut
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