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Ase Trollplays
Hello, and welcome! :D You can call me Ase. I'm thirty-two years old, aromantic, asexual, non-binary, and I use they/them pronouns. Also, this is an 18+ blog; no minors, please.
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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.
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Brandy being romantic: "The brightest stars in all the sky can never compare to your radiance."
Also Brandy being romantic: "If I die before you, I want you to take possession of my organs so that even in death, I'm yours to do what you wish."
#nattering about nothing#also gonna tag this as#Creep Factor#bc he would and has said both these things to Junnie#might be less ucky with the context that Junnie is an organ eater
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Tantor: scatterbrained and easily distracted, will laser focus on things to the point of not eating, drinking, or sleeping for several hours, not very tactful and prone to blurting out things, forgetful, and needs near constant enrichment
Me: ... Ah fuck, I gave him my ADHD
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MY GOFUNDME IS OFFICIALLY LIVE!!!
Please help me get desperately needed top surgery. Even if you only donate a dollar, that's a dollar more than what I started with. Literally anything helps!!
If you could share this around, that would be absolutely amazing!
I also have a Ko-fi!!
And I do sprite commissions!!! (currently unavailable)
Adopts adopts adopts!!!
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ADOPTS BE UPON YE!
Desserts won the theme for my adopts batch, so I put together these four. Woulda been five, but my drawing computer shit the bed immediately after finishing the fourth.
Each adopt is $5. I was going to offer making a full sprite set for an extra $15, but my drawing computer is dead. :( As far as payment, all you need to do is donate the money to my GoFundMe and show proof you donated to get the un-watermarked version.
Baked Alaska: OPEN
Blueberry Cheesecake: SOLD to @windy-trickster
Red Velvet Cake: OPEN
Tiramisu: OPEN
Rules:
Do not resell it for a higher price or take credit for the design
Please credit me for the design when you use/post it
You can alter it as you see fit, but please don't make it unrecognizable to the original design
This isn't an actual rule, but please tag me in whatever you use the design for so I can see it c:
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Suddenly reminded of this noncanon thing
>> "Tell me where the fuchsia is or die."
>> Your breath catches in your throat. You don't want to die. Not yet, not like this. You want a long happy life with Dantli and Corali. You want to watch Varoll grow up into a great adult.
>> But You have to keep Varoll safe. She's only a child. She doesn't deserve to be traumatized and afraid like you are now. Her childhood should be a time of joy and learning and growth. Her childhood shouldn't be painful.
>> You start sobbing pitifully and loudly. Through your cries and hiccups, you manage to choke out a response.
...then kill me...
>> You don't want to die, but you don't have a choice. Varoll has to stay safe, and your murder is the only thing that will do that. You only hope that it will be quick and painless.
^ A thing that came to me in a dream
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what you need is a dom who experiences cuteness aggression
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The rainbow drinker transformation only occurs if the death is something traumatic like being murdered, drowning, bleeding out, poisoning, pretty much any death that isn't from age or natural causes
Once a troll becomes a rainbow drinker, their hair and nails stop growing since their body is effectively dead, but because they don't decay, their hair doesn't gradually fall out like an actual corpse
The only method of killing a troll with the rainbow drinker gene that won't result in triggering the gene is beheading
Those are basically my only true headcanons about rainbow drinkers
Hmmmm can u guys share w/ me your rainbowdrinker headcanons…….like how a troll becomes one….
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To everyone who sent me a one word prompt, I'm sorry, but my writing muse shriveled up like a dead spider, and I have no energy for writing.
I will get to them eventually, though!! Just not now.
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i cant make it better not really but i CAN cut up an apple and bring it to you on a plate. i can peel an orange and give you pieces one by one. i can pack you lunch i can bake you cookies i can make you something warm to drink i can hide a little treat in your coat pocket i can feed you a homemade dinner
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4/20 related post that I forgot to make yesterday.
Edit- "stopped for some reason" includes job, reliable access, a home environment that allows it, sobriety, etc.
#i have zero interest#it smells absolutely abhorrent to me#why you want to smoke or eat something that smells like that?#you do you but it smells like skunk ass#⬆️ prev tags
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TW: potential pet death
I just got a call from the vet about my cat Lucky's blood work. It looks like I might only have about 2 years left with her before she goes into kidney failure or advanced kidney disease. I'm bummed out y'all. I don't want to say goodbye to my girl so soon.
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ADOPTS BE UPON YE!
Desserts won the theme for my adopts batch, so I put together these four. Woulda been five, but my drawing computer shit the bed immediately after finishing the fourth.
Each adopt is $5. I was going to offer making a full sprite set for an extra $15, but my drawing computer is dead. :( As far as payment, all you need to do is donate the money to my GoFundMe and show proof you donated to get the un-watermarked version.
Baked Alaska: OPEN
Blueberry Cheesecake: SOLD to @windy-trickster
Red Velvet Cake: OPEN
Tiramisu: OPEN
Rules:
Do not resell it for a higher price or take credit for the design
Please credit me for the design when you use/post it
You can alter it as you see fit, but please don't make it unrecognizable to the original design
This isn't an actual rule, but please tag me in whatever you use the design for so I can see it c:
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