Happy Valentine's Day from the Genuine Bluff Team!
We have been hard at work in our state-of-the-art offices to bring you six amazing, romantic, and (most importantly) pink images to send to your lover(s).
[ID: a cartoony styled digital drawing of a millipede. The segments are colored in rainbow order, and it has a big smile with a square nose. The background/border is a light yellow. End ID]
Imagine teaching Syzoth how to kiss, he can’t kiss in his natural form and he’s never gotten close enough to anyone in his human form until he met you. It starts very slowly, just a gentle peck and he makes a soft, confused noise but he isn’t against it he’s just not sure what to do. You repeat the action with a bit more purpose this time, head tilted slightly to one side as you try and give the Zaterran a better angle. Slowly and tentatively you work his mouth open with your persist lips as his clumsy ones work to keep up with yours, Syzoth doing his best to mirror your actions. You tongues entwin delicately as he makes a pleasured hiss that grow into little chirps of excitement as you deepen the kiss and claim the Saurian’s mouth as your own. Syzoth is a fast learner though and before you know it he’s mastered the art of kissing in a way that makes your knees weak and butterflies dance in your stomach anytime your lips meet his.
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[ID: 1: a long sticker of a cartoon rainbow Millipede, edited onto a colorful, busy background. Words superimposed over it read "Over 6 inches long!"
2: the same sticker design stuck onto a clear enclosure containing large brown millipedes. One millipede is climbing over the lip of the enclosure.
3: a pin depicting a cartoon isopod in a rolled up position. The words "They see me rolling, they hating" curl around the isopod, and there is a red and white background.
4: the same isopod design, on a large sticker. End ID]