#literally only happens when i wear a hat lmao
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"Camp counselor vibes" "grill dad vibes" i promise u im just a fat person in a baseball hat and shorts
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Jake Seresin And The Unfortunate Hat Situation
jake seresin x fem!reader
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summary: You’re visiting Jake’s family in Texas for the first time and so far, it’s been going well. Just that Jake may have forgotten to mention the hat rule.
another cowboy fic because i fucking can
disclaimer: strong allusions to smut. im not kidding. this is basically straight up dirty talk all the way through
a/n: i’m warning you once about all the inaccuracies in here and thats it. read at your own risk. i have literally no clue whatsoever about texas and/or cowboys and did not have it in me to research cowboy history for hours on end, like- i tried, okay? i really did try. i know facts about cowboy hats now that i never felt the need to know (though “dont sleep with your cowboy hat on”, um... yeah? thanks? i totally would have done that otherwise) but i still do not have the information to back this shit up lmao
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(yes i did have to use an everybody wants some gif. during the past week ive rewatched this film more times than i can count and i will take every opportunity i get to talk about it)
“Enlighten me”, you chuckled, spreading your arms, a bottle of beer in your right hand. “Why are none of the cowboys wearing cowboy hats? Isn’t that kind of their thing?”
You were visiting Texas for the first time - a week off of work, away from the Navy and the Dagger Squad for a bit, to meet Jake’s friends and family back home. You’d talked to most every one of them over the phone whenever he had found the time to call, but you’d never actually met them in person before this. So it had been an adventure from the start: getting on a plane in San Diego to take you to Texas where Jake had grown up, being picked up at the airport by his mother, driving two hours to the farm they owned (”You grew up on a farm?”, you’d asked when he’d told you, wheezing at the mental image of teenage Jake herding sheep), meeting his dad, being surprised by both his sisters, getting to see his childhood bedroom.
And then, to top it off: the sound of his alarm at the crack of dawn this morning to go teach you how to ride a horse.
Needless to say that you’d been buzzing with nervous energy for the past few days. Not that you weren’t happy - it was just all a bit much at once.
After lunch he’d taken you into the city and you’d gone shopping for some real cowboy boots. He’d planned to take you to a bar in the evening, to introduce you to some friends. After all you only had a week here and neither of you felt like missing out on something.
When you’d wanted to try cowboy hats in the store too, Jake had snatched them from you and grabbed your hands, pulling you close to him, telling you that you’d get one when you’d become a real cowgirl. Since you doubted that would ever happen, you’d pouted and tried to convince him with kisses and, when that hadn’t worked, half-hearted threats, but he wouldn’t be persuaded even the slightest. He’d only looked down at you with raised eyebrows until you’d caved and satisfied yourself with cursing under your breath.
So here you were: Cowboy boots, jeans shorts and a button-up and no cowboy hat in sight.
Actually, there was one in sight. Jake was wearing his, in all his Texan glory, laughing with some of his friends at the bar. The thing was, he was the only guy wearing his hat. There were some cowboys strutting about with them on their heads, but most of them didn’t have one - hat hair, yes, but no hat. Hence your initial question: “Why are none of the cowboys wearing cowboy hats?”
“Shit, Jake didn’t tell you?”, Kendra - one of Jake’s only female friends here, who’d immediately decided she liked you and pulled you to one of the tables for some girl talk - let out a laugh. “No wonder it’s still on his head. We were getting worried already.”
It was pretty clear to everyone that you weren’t from around here, so you saw no reason to hide your confusion.
“Now you’ve lost me entirely. What?”, you asked, masking your frown with a laugh. You’d been here for hardly two days and you didn’t think you’d felt as embarrassed ever before. You knew about literally nothing. At least you’d done somewhat well at horseback riding, which could’ve been because of Jake’s arms around you and his hands over yours as you - he - held the reins, but either way you were proud of yourself for not falling off and landing on your ass.
“It’s like this: Ladies didn’t wear hats for a really long time. Cowboys wore the hats. So when you saw a lady with a cowboy hat on - that was her man’s. A sign that she belonged to him. Property shit and all.” She waved it off as if dismissing the concept. “Changed over the past few decades, of course. Better that way too. Ladies can wear whatever they want now. But the thought kind of stuck. You see a guy without a hat, he’s probably taken. You see a girl with a hat, that’s probably her man’s. And before you ever steal a hat, you should know the hat rule.”
You raised your eyebrows. Your stomach did weird little flips as she talked. Jake hadn’t explained any of this to you.
“The hat rule?”, you asked. Kendra grinned and leaned in, pretending to let out some big secret.
“You wear the hat”, she said and paused for a second for dramatic effect, “You wear the cowboy.”
You breathed out.
“Oh.”
Oh my ass, you thought.
Jake hadn’t let you buy your own hat for a reason. And then he’d gone ahead and not given you that reason. What the actual fuck.
You would’ve loved to wear his hat. You would’ve loved the thought of him claiming you like that, letting you wear his hat, showing everyone that yeah, you were Jake Seresin’s girl. But no. He’d left you completely in the dark, hadn’t let a single word slip. And he was still wearing that goddamn hat himself.
Like a single fucking guy, not a man in a loving relationship.
Somehow, now that you knew, you were more annoyed by the fact that he was wearing it than that he just hadn’t told you at all. God, he could’ve left it at home. He could’ve taken it off. He could’ve just put it on your head without telling you why if he didn’t want to.
And right there, that was the part you just didn’t understand. Why hadn’t he told you? He should have known you well enough by now to realise that you would absolutely adore wearing that hat. Not only because you wanted to wear a hat (which you did) but also because you wanted to wear his hat (which you did even more). After all, it wasn’t only him claiming you - it was you claiming him as well. And as horrible as the history of that hat rule was, in this present day you felt like it would only have been fair of him to tell you. You wanted to have that chance of showing him off. Of him showing you off, which he did so happily back in San Diego.
“Hey”, Kendra said, her expression a bit more serious as she put a hand to your arm and pulled you from your thoughts. “I’m sure Jake didn’t mean to hurt you. He may seem like a bastard, but he’s actually a real sweetheart.”
You snorted at her, nodding along.
“He is”, you agreed. “Which is kind of why it hurts even more. I don’t get why he wouldn’t just tell me. It’s not like he’s ever been scared I’d say no to him or something.”
Kendra smiled and squeezed your arm reassuringly.
“Try not to worry about it too much. Just ask him when you get home later, yeah? Communication is key.” Her smile turned into a grin. She winked at you. “And hey, you can always wear my hat if you’d like.”
You forced yourself to smile as well as you took a sip of your beer. “If I actually were single, I’d definitely take you up on that offer, but I’m not, and I don’t think Jake would like it much.”
Her grin only deepened. She had dimples, you realised, and the hat on her head matched her eye colour. You were glad to have her here with you. She was someone you were sure you could become good friends with over time.
“That makes it even better”, she said conspicuously. She leaned back in her chair, crossing her ankles over the edge of the table as she tipped her hat back. “He never told you about the hats. You don’t know anything in his eyes, honey. Use it against him.”
There was a twinkle in her gaze that told you she was looking for nothing short of mischief and you had the distinct feeling that she’d been the ‘bad influence’ on Jake in high school that he’d talked about so often. She seemed like a troublemaker. But she also seemed genuine. And she was right - in Jake’s eyes, you were getting to know one of his friends, talking about some girly stuff (which he probably assumed was himself), having a nice night. Not learning about cowboy customs that he’d just so forgotten to mention.
Jake usually didn’t get jealous. He trusted you the same way you trusted him. But he got possessive nonetheless - always with a hand on your back when you were talking to someone he thought was flirting with you, kissing you at the most inappropriate times, making sure that everyone knew you were his. Now he’d had the goddamn chance and hadn’t taken it. And you didn’t fucking know why.
But you were damn determined to find out.
Kendra slid the hat off her head and offered it to you. You took one deep breath before you reached for it.
You let your fingertips skip over the rim for a moment. Were you really about to do this? Then you put it on your head.
Alright. If Jake wasn’t going to tell you about the way this worked on his own accord, you’d make him tell you.
Kendra emptied her beer and you followed suit before the both of you got up. She grabbed both bottles in one hand, turning to you to send you another of those winks.
“I’ll bring these back to the bar and get us new ones. The dancefloor’s all yours.”
With a nervous smile, you adjusted your newly aqcuired hat and made your way onto the dancefloor. There was soft music playing in the background - country, of course, loud but not loud enough to disturb conversation. It wasn’t late enough for that just yet. Which was honestly a relief, since you had zero clue whatsoever about line dancing or whatever it was they did down here. This way there were only a few couples twirling each other back and forth and some people moving to the beat all on their own. You let out a breath and closed your eyes, allowing yourself to really feel the music: the guitar, the steady drums, the vocals.
Slowly, you started swaying - from one side to the other, turning, twirling, one step, then the next, heels here, toes there. A grin was making its way onto your face. The music grew, not as much in volume as in pace, and you didn’t know just when you had started to forget about everything except your movements (like the people watching, for example), but then the song changed and you gasped as you realised you knew it. Eyes fluttering open, hands coming together to clap, lips twisting into an actual laugh as you sang along, catching Kendra’s gaze and waving her over.
She joined you with a laugh, grabbed your hand to twirl you around, and god, her voice was heavenly. For just a split second you wondered how Jake hadn’t ended up falling for her. You certainly would have.
And speaking - more like thinking, but whatever - of the devil, you felt an all too familiar hand on your shoulder. You turned at the same time that Kendra let go of you, allowing you to admire your boyfriend in all his furious glory.
Not that he actually looked furious. Not to anyone but you, not with that facade he wore whenever anyone got under his skin. But you, well... You’d been with him long enough to understand that twitch of his jaw, that tension in his shoulders, that flicker in his eyes. And yet - the cowboy hat still sat on his head.
“I got it from here, Kendra”, he said, eyes fixed on yours, as you held your breath. She snorted, but still made to move away, muttering something under her breath that you didn’t catch. Then Jake spoke again. “Take your hat, Kendra.”
He grabbed it from where it rested on your head and threw it at her without looking away from you. She sucked in a breath.
“If you throw my hat again, I’ll kick your ass, Seresin”, she said and you could tell that even though they were friends, she wasn’t kidding. Shit, the people here were really fucking serious about their hats. Another reason why you were mad at Jake for not telling you about any of it.
“Next time, don’t set it on my girl’s head”, he growled - growled, really, you didn’t know what else to call it. She scoffed and walked off.
“How could she know I was your girl?”, you whispered, challenging him even though he already looked like you’d crossed some line that he’d drawn without telling you. “How could anyone?”
For a few moments, he kept quiet. You defiantly stared up at him. Should he think whatever he fucking wanted to, this was entirely his fault.
Then something changed in his expression.
“You found out about the hat rule”, he said, “And the first thing you did was go and put on somebody else’s.”
“Well if my boyfriend doesn’t want to have me wear his hat-”
You couldn’t react as quickly as Jake had gripped you by the waist and pulled you close to him, forcing you to tip your head back to keep looking at him. He was, in fact, so close now that you could just kiss him and honestly, you were tempted. Just as tempted as you’d been when he’d come out of the bathroom looking like that, just as tempted as you’d been when you’d left the house, just as tempted as you’d been in his truck. But you were also stubborn. And you had good reasons not to kiss him right now (even though they were getting harder and harder to remember by the second).
“Darling, I’d go wild for you with my hat on.”
You swallowed. Hard.
“So why am I not wearing it?”, you asked through gritted teeth. You couldn’t quite believe just how easily this whole situation was getting under your skin. But it seriously hurt your ego - and not just that. The fact that Jake hadn’t told you about something so important in his hometown, some, as ridiculous as it may be, piece of culture, something that would so clearly show everyone that you were dating him, really, actually, seriously dating him, stung more than you wanted to admit. It was like someone had asked him outright if he was taken and he’d said no.
“‘Cause I told you to wait”, he drawled, “Didn’t I? Wait ‘til you’re a real cowgirl.”
Curiosity and frustration were mixing in your stomach, a weird, dangerous combo. You grabbed for his collar, pulling on it just a bit too hard - nothing he couldn’t stand his ground against. You were feeling insulted by all this and you found that you should let him know.
“What’s a girl like me gotta do to become one in your eyes, hm, Hangman?”
Hangman. You only called him that when you meant business. It was like a mother using her child’s full name whenever it got in serious trouble. Jake stiffened, fingers digging into your hips so firmly that you were sure you’d be able to see the marks in the mirror later on. You’d hit a nerve. Always did when you called him by his callsign. No more Jake, no more baby, none of that.
“Behave”, he said, eyes fixed on yours, that one word carrying so much more meaning. You didn’t care. For once, you really didn’t fucking care. You wanted him riled up, wanted him furious, wanted him right at this breaking point. So you smiled.
“Like a dog?”
He’d smashed his lips on yours before you could react.
All teeth and tongue, decisive, possessive, angry. You didn’t want to give in as quickly as you did. But he hardly left you a choice - he was everywhere, arms wrapped so tightly around you, chest pressed so firmly against yours, not giving you the option to escape, to duck away, to tease him any further. So instead of doing that, instead of making him run after you more, you let him have the control. All of it. Instead of turning, instead of making him chase you, you pulled him close to you by his collar with all the force you could manage, pulled him into you, pulled him with you as you stumbled backwards from the sudden change of weight, put your entire trust in him to keep you upright. You couldn’t breathe. You didn’t want to if that meant letting go.
Not with how much emotion you were putting into this fucking kiss.
Jake was the one to break away first. Pupils blown, cheeks reddened (you were sure you looked even worse), panting. You loosened your grip on his collar and ran a hand through your hair instead.
Somewhere in the back of your head, you remembered that you were still in a bar, still in the middle of the dancefloor, still under the watchful eyes of his friends. A different part was screaming at you to fuck it and fuck him right here, right now.
“Shit”, he breathed, resting his forehead against yours. His hat let a shadow fall over both your faces. “You’re gon’ be the death of me someday.”
“Hopefully not too soon”, you teased, a smile playing on your lips as he pulled back just a bit. “I still gotta find out how to become a cowgirl after all.”
The corner of his mouth quirked up as well. He raised his eyebrows, examining you for a second.
“You really wanna know, sweetheart?”
You let out a laugh. “Fuck yeah.”
He leaned in close, breath ghosting over the shell of your ear, and you had to swallow. This felt intimate, somehow.
“You’re gon’ be a cowgirl once you rode your cowboy.”
Your breath caught in your throat. He pulled back with a grin. Smug, you realised. He was so fucking proud of himself for this - for having caught you off guard like that. You couldn’t let him win that easily. Not with that already inflated ego.
“All of this just to get me into your bed?”, you chuckled. “Damn, Seresin. Lotta work for no reason, hm? I’m in it at the end of every day anyway.”
He shrugged - as best as he could with his hands still on your waist.
“What can I say? I aim to please.”
You couldn’t help but grin too. The angry, sizzling tension had dissolved into something much more pleasant, much more dizzying. Something that set your skin ablaze and your mind on fire. You grabbed one of his hands from your waist and intertwined your fingers with his.
“Want to get out of here?”, you asked. He leaned in and kissed you with a smile - slow and steady and sensual, wholly different from before.
When he pulled back, you were breathless again.
“Always.”
#top gun#x reader#top gun x reader#jake seresin#jake seresin x reader#hangman#hangman x reader#jake hangman seresin#jake hangman seresin x reader#cowboy fics
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Claudia's Hair & Growing Up
I've written previously about how Claudia's wardrobe signals a shift from her childhood self to her adult self but the most clear and obvious marker of her self-perceived adulthood is her hair. In the early 1900s, a girl was allowed to have her hair down or in a half up do until about age 17-18 or when she made her debut into society. After that, when appearing in public spaces, she would be expected to have her done up (and also wearing a hat).
As you can see in episode 4, she has her done in the typical style of a young girl in the 1910s, ornamented with a bow or some other decorative ribbon. In fact, this is one of the clearest indicators to people like Charlie and the guy at the university that she's really young even if she claims to be older. This is a childhood/early adolescent hairstyle and an adult woman would not have worn it out and about.
In the first photo above are the Romanov children with the girls between childhood and early adolescence. Below that, you have adult women in the 1910s with their hair done up and on the right wearing a large hat when out of the house.
However, an interesting shift happens in the 1920s that coincides with Claudia's coming of age and while it's not explicitly explored in the show, it likely compounded Claudia's frustration at her inert physical state. The 1920s was the beginning of VERY short hair becoming popular with women, so instead of marking your adulthood by putting your hair up, many would simply chop off their hair into a flapper bob.
But Claudia CAN'T cut her hair. It would just grow back so not only is her body in arrested development but she can't even style her hair to the adult woman trends of the era. She's not only stuck in a 14 year old's body but she's stuck with a 14 year old's hair length from the year 1917. So what does she do? After episode 5, she almost always wears her hair up especially when out in public and when she is trying to project maturity (anatonizing Lestat, buying things at the pharmacy, meeting with Tom Anderson). While she may not be able to cut her hair to match the trends of the 1930s woman, she CAN at least put her hair up like a 1917 woman. It's literally her one way of controlling her appearance beyond how she dresses.
Final note: while the show in general has pretty accurate and well developed styling choices, the one glaring exception is Antoinette. She's really not styled properly for any era she appears in and I know her looking 35 years old for 30 years is a bit of a joke in fandom but truly her hair is just NOT it. It's way too short for 1917 (needs to be updo capable!!) and kinda too long for the 20s-30s. They really just did not care about styling her accurately at all and ykw that's okay cause she doesn't really matter lmao.
Like look at these from the years 1917 and 1937 and then look at the styles I posted above of the 1910s vs. the 1930s and like????? what is going on here lady!!! You're just not trendy in any era hon.
#iwtv#costume analysis#i hate this fandom i didn't even wanna post this#but i did it for claudia#also pls feel free to add any additional info on hair textures and stuff!!
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🕵️💗18+Your Next SneakyLink?+When?
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❤️🔥YOUR NEXT SNEAKYLINK? + WHEN & HOW TO PREPARE❤️🔥
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Awww pile one your next sneaky link is very intimate. It feels like this is a confession of feeling of self. This person will spill all the beans lol. This could be years in the making, this person might have had to come back to you so this could be an ex. This person might even tell you they love you during or before the sex. This could happen at a hotel or somebody's apartment. This person is going to be nervous, serious but nervous. You probably won't even know this person is nervous. They have a good poker face but you can probably tell if pay attention lol. They are very stoic, they do give Bruce Wayne. They will call you because this is the bat signal. They will probably ask you to come over to come see them, to have a drink or something like that. This would definitely happen at night, this person feels like y'all belong together. We Belong Together by Mariah Carey. This person can be wearing black this night, possibly a pop of color as well maybe even a hat. This is actually going to start off pretty serious, I don't even think this starts off as a sneaky link. I feel like this person actually calls you over to talk and confess their feelings and it just turns into a sneaky link by definition. You might not even have sex with them I mean unless you want to.The sex is going to be really good and deep, so good you might even be inspired to write or sing or something whatever you do creatively you'll be inspired after the sex. This person is really athletic so they probably will put you up against the wall Ahhhhhhhh or positions you probably didn't know were possible. You might even be more flexible than you thought you were. You are really going to be craving this person, craving each other after this experience. Thinking about it all the time to the point it might be hard not to scratch this itch. Sneakylinks forever?? lmao This is that I miss you sex, I love you sex. This person is going to stretch you out real bad! The sex might make you sore after, if this person is an athlete they know that stretching is fundamental, so I feel like they will stretch you out during sex. In between or during, they'll make sure to put you in positions that open your body up and that continues to open your body up, so the next day you might be sore internally but your body is not sore. That is so sexy. So yeah I see this person hitting you up possibly on Instagram, Snapchat for some people maybe texting you if they have your number, but I feel like this person will slide in the dms. This person is serious about you. They are wearing their heart on their sleeve during this interaction. So good luck.
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This could already be your sneaky link or your boo. You have weekly scheduled links with this person or something?. Either way you could call them for sneakylinks all the time or for sex all the time so they're used to it. Like literally put that dick on the phone lmao. You might have to be a little bit vulgar with this person or more aggressive with them. They really like your lips, they really like oral from you. They like your nose as well. You have a really pretty face, your face card never declines. There's something sneaky about this person though. This person might tell you sweet nothings during sex but it's not true? I got notifications when I said that.. somebody can be texting this person's phone or answering back to the DM they sent during this next link. This might not be your sneaky thing for long pile 2. This person might be afraid to tell you but I think they got back with their ex? I feel like I said in another reading. Yeah this person I feel they do like you but I think they like their ex more? Or someone new. This person could be up at night thinking about how they're going to tell you this. Maybe that's why you have to be a little bit more aggressive with them now. Maybe it wasn't always like that but yeah. I feel like this person likes the sex, they had good sex with you but they might be actually trying to do something serious with their EX.
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Hi, how are you welcome to your reading.This sneaky link is with somebody who shot their shot. They could have been shooting for their lives in the DMs. They're like” I don't know how many people I got to swim through but I'll do it.” You could look really good this day, you could have had a dress that you could have been really dying to wear but needed somewhere to go maybe lol. Now this sneakylink is more of an upscale link tbh. This person can have money or have a really nice place. They could meet you at a hotel or maybe their house. You have really pretty skin to this person. They could be a little scared of you lmaooo In a good way though, you give female fatal energy. They feel like if they were to say the wrong thing you probably would cut them or at least walk out. This person is scared of scaring you off or having you dismiss them. This person really likes your sex faces. They want to see how you look with them inside of you. They want to hold your body and lick your skin like a desert. You are going to get absolutely no sleep this night at all! I feel like you will be up 3- 4- 5:00 a.m,still having sex. I'm hearing that song like “sorry that I woke you up” . I think that's back to sleep by Chris Brown. This person is almost sorry for the way they are about to be with you. They are going to act like a fool! Like a fan almost. They have been plotting for a while. They feel like they finally got their dream girl/boy. They're going to be straightforward too. Going to message you and be like “hey I want to see you tonight”. They might message you and say they're in your city. Yeah this person is obsessed they will be like “I need to see you! are you with it?” They will smell really good, they have good hygiene. You could actually have a red dress that you're going to wear if not, maybe you should get one. You will hold the power and the energy in this room because this person is going to be so on their best behavior. Be so in line. It's going to be like follow the leader. You say jump, they ask how high?
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Your next sneakylink could be an actual definition sneaky link, for some people. I just say that because she has on a Batman shirt in the pic lol even though the Joker is beside her and the joker is her mate? I believe. You could have a game night with this person, maybe you go over there to watch cartoons or anime or maybe this person asked you for something that they left over or you left over and you go over there for that. This person could be thinking about you so hard that you text them LMAO like that type of energy. This person might telepathically tell you to text them and then you do. It's not really much to say tbh, this energy is hard to tap into. You could have already had sex with this person but I think this person is going through something.
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I AM AN ABSOLUTE JUMBLED MESS, SO HAVE SOME OF MY MESSY THOUGHTS ABOUT THE CROSSOVER TODAY, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
So far, we've got Tango in Gobland, Scar in Tumble Town, Pearl and Joe in Chromia, Cleo and Xisuma in Eversea, Keralis and Jevin in Sanctuary. Impulse and Grian are kind of making their own places. Did I miss anyone?
There are two kinds of emperors in this crossover: the ones who stick to the lore and claim they don't know the Hermits and the ones who drop everything and yell "MY RANCHER!".
Pix fits the second category, though a lot quieter.
Pearl fits the first, which is strange, considering her role as Literally God. At this point we really can't be sure of what exactly this means for Pearl or for Sausage. What is she?
Gem is her own category. There's something very sus going on with her.
Jimmy absolutely freaking out over seeing Tango again though-
I think at this point it's canon that either people have nametags floating above their heads or everyone is wearing an actual name tag and that's how they all know each other's names even though they never met.
Scott just got a magical flash grenade to the eye. How is this man seeing anything after the entire sky erupted in magic light-
Sausage. I'm not surprised. Not even disappointed. Xisuma most certainly is, though.
Is it a custom in Sanctuary to kiss people on the cheeks or is Sausage like... actively making out with newcomers? I know this is a very weird question, but it's Sausage we're talking about.
Joel adopted the one night armour stand joke lmao-
Tango freaking out over every little thing he sees.
Murder is canonically legal in Empires.
Grian is a force of chaos, as expected.
Rancher duo collabs again, pog? With horns and everything?
And Tango is now an engineer in Gobland, which means Fwhip might have some more to do other than poke the Sheriff. This crossover is a win all around for Jimmy, except for the toy jokes, which may increase, but I will thoroughly ignore that-
There's No Curse In Glimmer Grove.
Sausage keeping tabs on all the Hermits. That' either means that he's not as unsuspecting of them as he may seem or it implies that all Hermits are now their own empiresonas-
Grian's appearance in Tumble Town was so incredibly ominous, holy sh-
Shelby trying to be hospitable but at the same time being a witch inviting unsuspecting people into her hut in the cursed swamp after claiming the fog eats souls and pulling out a scythe. I'd be terrified.
Hats and mounts get passed all around. Is this a crime?
Why does only Pearl get an outfit change? I mean, I know why, but like, canonically speaking, why did it happen?
Still, I felt a bit teary-eyed upon seeing the Arena Duo together again, the Gilded Helianthia dress only made it better. I missed these guys interacting so much, and I don't know if I'm in denial like Sausage or if I'm just about to open a Word document to write an entire one shot about it-
Sausage had a vision of Gilded Helianthia, I'm not ok
Oh god, now we have both Joel and Scar yelling LORE in the same place, save us-
So convenient that E!False decided to travel far away right when HC!False shows up. Smart decision, yes, but at the same time, the fanfic writers must now assemble to make the two of them meet.
Ok, so apparently some people remember the Life series and some people don't. I guess that means that some of the characters, such as Jimmy, Joel and Scar, are the same characters from the Life series after they lost their third life. Other characters, such as Scott and Pearl, are not. But what does this mean?
Fwhip sounded so hurt for a moment when he thought Jimmy made Scar his new deputy. This man is not ok.
Soup Group? Soup Group.
Big ears Scar is cursed.
Sausage is too hospitable for his own good.
Scar's deputy and moral support arc. I'm happy for it, but at the same time, I don't trust it.
On one hand, I do think the wallpaper in Tumble Town looks very pretty and it would be so sad to destroy it. On the other hand, Jimmy deserves some dignity and shouldn't take this slander anymore, I swear to god-
Poor Impulse is so confused, why is this cat lady yelling at him, why are animals walking on two legs, where is he, he's having a crisis-
Stratos' class system gets called out, finally.
Just when Joel was so close to convincing the fandom that he's tall, the Empires' folk shut it down and confirm that they're only playing along and he is not, in fact, tall. Short king is back?
Katherine, when you go around telling everyone, including literal strangers your secret, I don't think it can be considered a secret anymore.
Fwhip encourages crime, such a good deputy of the law.
But then again, it's not stealing, it's borrowing-
Seeing the empires from the Hermits' perspectives is crazy, I hadn't realised just how massive these empires got.
The Hermits are staying for a while. I'm so happy this isn't going to be a one-episode thing, I'm dying to see where this goes!
(I'm trying to watch as many perspectives as I can. Some of them haven't come out yet, and I don't feel like watching Keralis' hour long episode. Can someone tell me what happens there?)
#I can die happy now#Empires SMP#Empires season 2#Hermitcraft#cubfan135#docm#False Symmetry#Fwhip#Gemini Tay#goodtimeswithscar#Grian#iJevin#Impulse SV#Joe Hills#Joey Graceffa#Katherine Elizabeth#Keralis#ldshadowlady#Mythical Sausage#Oli Orionsound#Pearlescent Moon#Shubble#dangthatsalongname#Scott Smajor#smallishbeans#Solidarity Gaming#Tango Tek#Xisumavoid#Zombie Cleo#TEV Talk
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god i LOOOVEEE feral animal asl its so true. they truly could not care less about "laws" or "public decency" whatever that is. the straw hats manage with just luffy but the whitebeards sometimes have to deal with TWO of them? at ONCE? theyre used to ace because sometimes pirates are just like that, pops has seen plenty of them and hes just happy to see that nasty stray cat finally come inside to relax and he simply counts the shredded furniture as a Personality Trait to keep the house interesting. but then sabo rolls up and everyone at first chuckles and says oh well at least one of them has manners. except. sabo is secretly 4 ravenous feral dogs wearing a top hat. sabo is polite until the food comes out when he starts snarling and snapping (he and ace start wrestling on the floor BITING each other for a single chicken wing) or when he gets the Predator Stare and anyone who crosses within view of it feels their hair stand completely on end. marco has no particularly strong feelings about sabo when they first meet aside from "ace loves him, hes probably a freak, and he looks ridiculous dressed like that (kinda cute)" except. sometimes ace and sabo make noises at each other that are so far from human language they sound like an entirely different species. he swore one time he saw ace come up and just Lick the side of sabos face, who bit his whole ear in return like they were discussing the weather. there is something Wrong with sabo for sure. but its not until he and ace are bickering at the table and thatch throws a spare chunk of raw meat trimmings at ace (because theyve learned ace can and will eat raw meat, even the fatty or gristly bits, and as much as marco insists its not good At All for his health, the crew likes feeding large and dangerous animals) and as soon as the meat hits the table both ace and sabo go perfevtly still for roughly half a second before SABO lunges forward and grabs it in his TEETH while ace starts pummeling him for it. the top hat goes flying, theres the sound of the galley bench screeching across the floor and boots and fingernails scrabbling across the wood and the Chief Of Staff of the Revolutionary Army runs, hissing, on all fucking fours, with a chunk of raw meat in his mouth up the rigging while ace quite literally snaps at his heels. theres distant snarling and growling. sounds of tearing fabric. screams of shock and horror from the crew on the deck. and it is in that moment marco comes to the devastating realization that he is unfortunately attracted to sabo, and that his taste in men simply cannot be salvaged
Sabo standing there all prim and proper, all neatly buttoned up and his accent has this crisp edge to it like a winters morning flinty with fresh snow or perhaps new parchment waiting to be scored by the writers pen
And then Ace shows up and the mask slips abruptly something wicked spills past the pleasantries and hes kinda like fangs bared growly in a way only animals get with each other
Everyone up until this point knows the basic history Ace loves this guy, Sabo to put it bluntly would die to protect Ace with his life, they share a childhood the jungle that fucking jungle, this means Sabos also a beast but what kind theyre hoping if Ace is anything to go by he would be the same
Except Sabo brings out a monster in Ace and clearly hes so much worse, the raw meat spectacle and then the poor crowsnest lookout scrambling down trembling cold sweat like what the fuck happened to those two?
Eventually they comeback down sabos clothes are in tatters and Ace is just naked lmao theyre blood smeared and everyone hopes its the meat but its wishful thinking because thats way too much blood for a fist sized piece of flank steak
Marco unfortunately realises he has a type
Sabo pins him with a baleful pale eyed stare, those freaky mismatched eyes of his locked the fuck on, someone whos blind in one eye really shouldnt have that sort of focus, Ace headbutts him nippy bitey for being ignored but
Follows Sabos gaze and smiles
#MAS#OHOHOH ANON#rubs my lil fly paws togethehehe#marco gets taken to monster pound town#but the funny part is its Ace and Sabo who are the beasts#and Marcos the zoan
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random unorganized darknights trio + paprika musings bc sometimes i'm hit with like a pang of Brief Worry that i'm completely misinterpreted blabla that usually doesn't last too long bc i then go back to my state of I'm Just Vibing but ig at some point i just gotta let it out publicly once and be done with it lol
this is messily written Please Understand this isn't meant to be a grand thought piece
fuuuck ok well this is like very specifically abt the w, ines & paprika part now
like don't get me wrong on this. i joke abt wines moms and stuff but i dont genuinely mean it in the way of wahh wow littol family for reals kinda deal?
less on wines 'adopting' paprika, moreso paprika imprinting on them like a duckling after she was saved by them. paprika adopted them lmao. i cannot possibly interpret either w or ines as Maternal in such a way.
it's moreso that i think it's nice that this little sarkaz merc became part of the story, a girl who all her life since she was infected at a young age, was presented with becoming a mercenary being basically the only option for her.
and then, as annoying as w can be, being shown that she does have different options.
i just think it's sweet that paprika, judging by her voicelines, clearly looks up to w and ines. which is just amplified by the fact that w and ines are notoriously not the most popular people on rhodes lol. and she calls w annoying but still keeps knitting stuff and wanting to gift food to her. like if she often seeks out w and ines to tell them how well she did on something, when they are on the ship, etc. that'd at least indicate that those two humor her.
ALSO IT'S UNOFFICIAL BUT SHOUTOUT TO THAT LITTLE CHUZENJI ART WITH PAPRIKA AND W, INES & TOTTER WEARING KNITTED HATS SO CUTE
OKAY WOO DARKNIGHTS MERCENARY TRIO AND STUFF
cool yeah obviously i fucking love them. i'm not very good at words though and i tend to keep my more elaborate thoughts to just discussions between friends who know how i tick djsfhdfs
just the other day i was smiling to myself during a walk bc holy shit all three are actually playable now and that's not just wishful thinking anymore. anyway chapter 13 also happened and more stuff with the trio happened and Cool Lots of things Happening and my brain is full
they're so found family to me, like in an utterly unconventional way. i mean c'mon with how they act sometimes like- ykno. but like have y'all seen the new furniture set and descriptions that came with hoederer's release it made me go insanse.
but i think especially in ines' case it just kinda highlights that best. considering ines' arts can figure people out (putting that in rather vague terms), it truly means something when someone with her capabilities and temperament has people she chooses to stick by and actually trust. even if she pretends she doesn't by verbally denying it.
like waugh Okay they have a lot to unpack and shit but with them being reunited (take that, W file that said W needs companionship but her friends aren't around anymore) and having a COMPARATIVELY more ""relaxed"" life than before (that one Hoederer file where he just has rather regular days on rhodes), it's just nice to imagine they can finally have something better and figure stuff out. as complicated as the three of them are.
with that said i think it's a given that i despise a nuclear family treatment of the three (aka mom ines, dad hoederer, daughter w).
for one with me being highly doubtful w was a kid/teen at the start of darknights (young? sure, but not that young), which just seems like such a...widespread belief that i really do not get? arknights always put a LOT of emphasis on when a character's story was about them being a kid, 0 of that with w. like something about her expression and big cloak just gave people some different impression, even though she literally keeps looking the same aside from a change of clothes.
only instance of w being called a kid during that time i can think of is that one boiler worker in her files but that seems way more like any typical old guy calling anyone on the younger side a kid. hell, even hoederer was called young in darknights, like in a sarkaz's lifespan i can believe that.
and also...hoederer had somewhat of a mentor-like role for w, but if anyone tries to tell me ines ever acted maternal towards w i will chew through your walls. read through darknights memoir and actually pay attention to ines, both w AND ines were pettyass women and they made that so very clear. cannot fathom how anyone can see ines as having been motherly towards w
seriously just feels like a case of Well there is man and there is woman....and this other character so clearly these are mom, dad and kid.
that's not even me being biased towards w/ines, just how i objectively see it. hell, i even ENJOY ines/hoederer, but my enjoyment of it is limited bc for some reason ppl like to make it weird by shoving w in as some daughter. i promise it's completely possible to like ines/hoederer without trying to fit in w as a kid figure
anyways yeah like cool i like these characters I Guess. Look at them
#gaemms whistling#arknights#long post#this is horrendously written.#the worst part is i'll never do any of my favorite characters justice bc EXPRESSING IN WORDS IS THE HARDEST THING FOR M
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tattoo hcs for psych characters
Shawn:
- Has a shitty, partially faded stick n poke tattoo of a pineapple on his ankle he did when he was 18 or 19 and couldn't afford to get a professional one done
- He also has his mom's birthday tattooed on his wrist (professionally done this time), first line in roman numerals, the second in regular english numbers. Having that little reminder of his mom helps him during times when his mental health gets really bad.
- Sometime after Henry gets shot Shawn considers getting his dads bday on his other wrist, idk if he went through with it or not tho.
Gus:
- Gus doesn't have tattoos cause if his mother were to ever find out it would break her christian heart....and also she'd probably murder him lol /nsrs
- He almost got a tattoo when he was drunk, but he bailed out at the last second. This actually happens quite often.
- If he did end up getting a tattoo I'd like to imagine it'd be something space themed :)
Juliet:
- Has this really cool floral design with lots of big flowers on the back of her shoulder
- She wants to get DOZENS of other tattoos but currently hasn't found the time to schedule an appointment, especially cause most of the tattoos she wants to get done would take multiple, hours long sessions
Carlton:
- He, unfortunately, committed the cardinal sin of getting your partner's name tattooed. He's got his ex-wife Victoria's name in a fancy font across his collarbone, probably another attempt to save his marriage
-He's going to tattoo removal sessions tho thank god
-His pain tolerance is usually higher than most people (he literally drank scalding hot coffee without screaming out in pain lmao), but getting a tattoo makes him so physically uncomfortable that i dont think he'd every get one again, despite how fun getting a tattoo of his favorite gun sounds lol.
Buzz:
- Buzz canonically has had a Baha Men tattoo (removed), although this was according to Shawn so you can take that information with a grain of salt lol
- Probably has a silly little lineart doodle of an alien somewhere
- He and Francine have little matching tattoos of baby ducks <3, Buzz's has a cowboy hat and Francine's has a Wild Rag (the bandana thingies), the artstyle is very similar to the soft fluffy artstyle you see in older children's books, kinda like peter rabbit (but not quite peter rabbit)
- Little banana wearing a cowboy hat 💪, Buzz likes cowboys and their hats
- A couple doodles of his pets
- He's like Kurtis Conner except not edgy (i dont actually think Kurtis is edgy thats just the only way i can describe the difference between them and their tattoos lmao)
Karen:
- Has an Iris flower tattoo on her upper arm dedicated to her daughter
- Probably has a book/movie quote somewhere
- Other than that i don't really see her as being much of a tattoo person, she only ever gets tattoos if its something super meaningful to her
Woody:
- Woody has a y2k style hello kitty tramp stamp, why? cause i think it would be funny as hell HSUADFVHUFE
- He got it completely seriously too, was a gift from a "tattoo artist friend" (random guy he barely knows who bought a tattoo gun on amazon)
- The linework is awful, Woody has never actually fully seen the tattoo, he just took the guy's word for it when he told woody it looked sick as hell.
- Has shown it off to everyone at the sbpd, no one has the heart or guts to tell him how bad it looks, Lassiter almost did but Chief Vick stopped him
- Has genuinely never occurred to him to ask someone to take a photo of it for him so he can properly see it
Henry:
- You'd think he'd have a tattoo but surprisingly he doesn't yet
- He would've gotten one already if not for the fact hes very indecisive about that stuff, the whole "drawing that will stay on your body for the rest of your life thing" is a lot of pressure for him
- He just worries about getting something that he'll end up hating a few years down the line
- Has considered getting a tattoo dedicated to Shawn on multiple occasions, but then Shawn pisses him off once more and he drops the idea again for another couple months lmao
#forest fumbles#i am so hyperfixated on this show lmao#psych#psych hcs#shawn spencer#burton guster#juliet o'hara#carlton lassiter#woody strode#karen vick#henry spencer#buzz mcnab#Keeping the non-sugarcoated version of my hc in the tags: Shawns mom tattoo helps prevent him from breaking his self harm free streak 💪💪💪#i project onto this man too much
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Hi my favorite little kinky twinky, I'm back again because I have my headcanons, I'm currently writing this instead of analyzing the cultural impact gothic writing, has on our modern literature today. Because ya know unhinged headcanons about a fictional war criminal is so much important than my grades <3
*Fyodor likes to take cold showers, even though he complains about always being cold??
*Fyodor accidentally set his hat on fire...several times (lmao)
Fyodor hates the color beige like so much that he tour up every single beige item of clothing at a store once. (he got away with it.)
Fyodor is allergic to chestnuts
Fyodor didn't know what the omega versus was and asked Dazai randomly what it was, Dazai didn't explain it to him, but he bought a shirt for Fyodor off of Etsy that reads "I'm daddy's omega" He still doesn't understand the reference and wears the shirt.
Fyodor got harassed by Ranpo online for like WEEKS. Neither one of them knew who the other was
Fyodor listened to Mistki one time and hasn't fully recovered since
Fyodor hates whole grain bread
Fyodor wears mismatching socks because he likes to stress Ivan out because he's not "dressed properly"
Fyodor accidentally made mustard gas when he was cleaning his bathroom. (it actually does happen, don't mix chemicals.)
Fyodor thought Atsushi was like 13 for the longest time and still thinks people are lying when they say he's actually 19
Fyodor crashed a random couple's wedding and ended up Djing for them??
Fyodor thought Kenji was homeless and bought him food because he felt just the tiniest bit bad. Kenji is not homeless and just gave him free food LMAO
Fyodor can do long division but if you ask him to do it he's going to literally jump out of a window, he finds it annoying.
DAZAI HC
Dazai accidentally got so drunk he went missing for a whole week and was in Belgium working as a baker.
Dazai did cocaine by accident and ended up having to sign an NDA with the Chinese Government.
Dazai is a certified pre-school teacher
Dazai has hijacked a truck that was caring bandages and stole like a year's supplies worth.
Dazai hates the color purple with a passion, like if he didn't know how to shut up now, he will be ranting for HOURS about the goddamn color.
Dazai actually did try to kill Mori by poisoning his coffee, but Dazai didn't read the label and he gave Mori probiotics.
Dazai met the Queen of England and is now not allowed to Step foot in any territories of the UK.
Dazai has one of the highest scores in pokemon and brags about it to ranpo.
Ranpo gifted Dazai alcohol for his birthday and Dazai still hasn't drank it because he's sentimental like that
Dazai can barely cook himself food so Atsushi often comes over and makes food for Dazai.
Dazai doesn't know how to tie his shoe without the bunny-ear technique, like its the only way he knows how.
Sincerely your one and only NDA with china
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posting this so i can rb on my REAL blog😌
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ep33 (3/3): lwj earring indulgence
people rarely make wwx as self-possessed or confident as he is in canon. I'll read fic where he's like 'lan zhan I am so sorry for breathing in your direction thank you so much for giving me a square mat to sleep on I promise to behave' and he'll be SO insecure and hesitant when that's really not him! for the most part he doesn't shy away from confronting lwj or getting into his business
it's just that lwj doesn't tell him shit bc he doesn't want wwx to feel obligated to lwj which is a great impulse but wwx also likes knowing how much people care about him so it's a bit of double-edged sword?
they're helpfully reminding us that this kid's name is yuan too
this made me laugh so hard. he's standing there with his ORIGINAL FACE in his classic black robes and red ponytale, playing a flute, and he thinks playing badly is a disguise? and THEN lwj gets mad at him for fumbling their song lmao
but wwx needn't have bothered bc lqr didn't realize anyway due to being comatose. until wwx woke him up with his bad flute playing
lqr having such a strong reaction to a flute is funny bc was he even on the front lines in sunshot? they said he didn't leave the mountain very often and it's not like he's a warrior. he's probably never seen wwx play
one of his top expressions
lwj is quite strict with lsz, in his own way. not in an aggressive way, but VERY expectant of obedience
there's one single female disciple here and she stayed in the back the entire conversation before coming forward for the water basin. what, are female disciples servants who are only used for healing?
this looks so cool. green suits wwx really well honestly
perhaps I have been unfair to lsz given how annoying his character is in fanfics and how obvious of a plot device he is. but he's a nice boy, and to my surprise he's also smart!! look at him thinking through problems!
encouraging to see wwx express sentiments that before his death, he really needed someone to tell him
coming back, I think he's become in a certain sense resigned to the things in his life that happened. no use getting angry or upset over them, some things you just can't change. and this is really sad, but it's also, hopefully, indicative of a more healthy mindset in his second life
"I naturally trust you' and that's what he needs to hear, baby
also seeing them standing together makes those 'huge top' fics so funny. they are literally almost exactly the same body type and build. no lwj is not a head taller. no he is not built like a brick shithouse, his hands are not large enough to encircle wwx's waist. if anything he is slightly taller and more slight in build, where wwx is slightly bulkier. but I think his height is because of his heeled boots
damn the jingshi is really so nice. I love hat porch area and the bridge over there.
right after wwx said 'it's pointing at the person who told it to commit crimes' ljy jumped and then glared at wwx haha
omg HORSES! I didn't know they used horses! wwx bouncing like a bobblehead hehe. and all the fics insisting he only uses little apple
HANGUANG-JUN PIERCED EARS SHOT. taking this to headcanon that lwj wears earrings. let lej be a little gnc. as a treat.
this was such a strange moment. lwj walked off and left wwx behind entirely. why???
oh and this was funny. this guy seling ugly portraits that wwx took offense to
THERE HE IS!!! THE MOST DISASTER BABY OF THEM ALL!!!!
this kid kicked a civilian in the chest for saying the name 'wei wuxian' in public. he might have already been sensitive and prone to fights, but clearly his parenting has been ABYSMAL
by 'his uncle' he is talking about jc. btw. I originally thought he was referring to himself, but it just makes more sense. ha.
I hate the fairy scene possible more than any other scene in this show. why is his face so comedically twisted? why is his running so stupid-looking? unbelievable that this happened in the same episode that made me cry my eyes out
personal highlights
oh the rite of spring was INSPIRED
all of wwx's crying this episode. all of it. beautiful
cgi sword stabbing a hand my beloved <3 <3 <3
lwj's broken little 'wei ying' at the very end
everything about the jingshi opening scene. the music. the lighting. the atmosphere. the calm
wwx seeing his younger and more innocent self frolic about. as stated, I was inconsolable. I've always liked it but after today, it's going to be a very special scene to me
lwj's sexy whip scars and mysterious chest brand. can't help it. I love them. and wwx's seriousness and care during that scene was really nice too
lqr being roused by bad flute music, yelling at them to stop, then slipping into a coma and wwx sitting there like 😬 'whoops' with that funny face
wwx sitting with the bamboo background looking all cool
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18 wishes. i want at least 20 so i have some backup. i need to accumulate more so im trying not to do any impulsive pulling. please wish me luck when i pull tomorrow!! anyways HSJAJDJW PLS KUNI WOULD DO SMTH LIKE THAT AND CAN U SEE HIM GETTING PARTICULAR ABOUT THE LAYOUT?? i like to think he's particular about halloween decor. albedo, like u said, is more chill abt things but he'll make things more pretty than halloween-y. xiao just wings it. kazuha will be cheeky about it ~Lycoris
FOR SOME REASON I DONT THINK XIAO IS DECORATING BECAUSE HIS ROOM IS LITERALLY ALWAYS DARK AND GLOOMY??? IT JUST FITS THE HALLOWEEN VIBE ALREADY SO WELL THAT HE DOESNT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING TO IT 😭😭 besides, he doesn't even want to decorate he just...doesn't care 😔 although if you beg him, maybe he'll put in a cute little candle or smth BUT THATS IT 😡
and albedo is pretty chill, he actually doesn't even think about decorating until you come up to him and suggest that you help him decorate his room and suddenly the gears in his head are turning: surely, if you help him decorate you'd be spending a lot of time with him? so he agrees 😔 sneaky bastard but we love that for him. It's like you flipped a switch inside of him, now he randomly sidles up to you during the day and asks for advice, what kind of decorations do you think would look good? oh, i went to the store to get some yesterday, do you want to drop by and check them out? and he coincidentally made too much hot chocolate for himself so surely you can drink some too right? *Kicks scara's grubby little hand under the table* no he's not sharing with his brothers, he will only share it with you 🥺
HSKSHA MOVING ON FROM ALBEDO, kazuha is pretty chill. it's not like he doesn't like Halloween, he likes anything that has to do with fall and Halloween just happens to be smack dab in the middle so OF COURSE HE LIKES IT!!! ...or so he'd tell you but he's actually really scared of the decor 😭 poor baby, he can't handle all of the realistic stuff like spiders and bats and what not, he buys really cartoony decor. like instead of a realistic spider he buys a cartoon spider with a smiley face. yes, and he puts it on his nightstand beside his lamp, the one that looks like a jack o lantern wearing a witch hat (Don't question it, I looked up Halloween decor on Amazon and this is what showed up) and god just don't make him watch horror movies he can't do this. he will put on a brave face and hold you if you're scared but he is NOT going to sleep alone at night after that he is def making excuses to sneak into albedo's room at night LMAO
and scara, our beloved. he's so into this. he's like an overzealous child 😭 AND WE LOVE TO SEE IT! And you are correct riri, he is very specific about this. he has this entire Pinterest vision board, every piece of decoration is pArT oF mY gRaNd sChEmE aNd iT wIlL cOmE tO fRuItIoN don't laugh u moron— anyways 😭😭 I also think he's doing something Japanese inspired?? he is very connected to his roots 😤 so I bet his room looks a lot like a dilapidated old japanese house, it's very eerie, and has youkai motifs everywhere
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HIIII BESTIE IM ALIVE ITS SCOOB AND SHAG ANON!!! I *JUST* READ THE NEW CHAPTER AND WOOOOO WE WERE RIGHT (MINUS SCOOB MISSING HIS MEMORIES BIT)!!! This does bring up a few things though:
1. We can now VERY clearly see the glass(?) box surrounding whoever gets transported to the Being's world! This kinda gives us a better view of whats going on, and i really wanna draw attention to the fact that the 'screen' behind scoob shows us the PANEL of the comic previous to it, not what Scoob is seeing. Im seriously buying into the idea that the characters get ballyhoo only from us and not the humans from their world but it might just be how the beings are experiencing all this too.
2. IM BACK TO THE COLORED DIAMOND SHAPES AGAIN. THEYRE IN THE SKY NOW. Also now that i think about it, the fact that a TV of all things has that star shape kinda fits with the fact that tv colors are related to the stars. I am aware i am currently wearing a tinfoil hat.
3. How much DOES Scoob know?? With the clear(er) look at Scoob and Illapa's relationship we can guess that Scoob is WELL aware of the deal he made and that he has some memories remaining. Illapa talks to Scoob like he remembers clearly the terms of the deal, and it just makes me wonder what Scoob remembers.
4. Just something to note, it feels like all of the color beings so far have given their gift 'freely'. Magenta is the most obvious sort of, but Illapa gave Scoob a part of their power for free which i find interesting. Maybe its just a plan to get Scoob in a bad situation and accept the deal completely? Additionally i saw someone mention that Magenta speaks like this is the first time shes intervened despite Bugs being pretty much confirmed to be aligned with Magenta.
5. Im gonna change the whole "Cyan is memories" thing since theyre obviously a storm god, i think theyre just tied to emotions. Maybe the beings are drawn to extremes in general? Makes sense since Deedee was experiencing extreme loss and love for family, Mick was experiencing extreme loss of control, and Scoob was watching his friends die in front of him (a historically emotional thing to happen, so im told). I also kinda think Magenta is being reaaall sus now that i think about it more, it feels like the beings are all getting their pawns in place and Magenta is really just gunning it lmao. I honestly feel like Illapa is at least the most honest, saying that they want something from Scoob.
HIIIIIIII SCOOB AND SHAG ANON MY BESTIE!!!! my internet died earlier but it's back now and that's everyone else's problem.
ANYWAY LITERALLY I WAS MESSAGING PEOPLE SAYING WE WERE RIGHT WHILE I WAS READING THE CHAPTER. LIKE I WAS LOSING MY GOTDAMN MIND. as my partner can attest when i explained you and i's theories to them a bit more (tho tbh i credit you more ASDJFL; you're a lot more observant than me, i just go feral when you point out things), i was losing my shit. anyway YES i am very excited to respond to this and i also have my own observations i want to point out.
placing under the cut in case this gets long <3
YEAH THAT WAS AN EXCITING DEVELOPMENT. i actually didn't notice the panel thing until you pointed it out but HOLY FUCK.... MOM HOLY FUCK- YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!!! LOSING MY GOTDAMN MIND HERE. i really think you're onto something with the idea that ballyhoo comes from the readers of the comic. it feels like the exact kind of meta angle this comic would go for, and i also think it plays well into the themes. especially because, at this point, all cartoons are off the air in-universe--where could the ballyhoo be coming from now? (unless i misunderstood something about how it works lol)
I DON'T HAVE MUCH TO ADD HERE BUT I WAS VERY EXCITEDLY POINTING AT THE SCREEN WHILE READING THIS CHAPTER WHEN I NOTICED THAT PART. also i want you to know that i am wearing a matching tinfoil hat. i also don't know anything about u or what you look like aside from scoob and shag but i want you to know i doodled us in matching tin foil hats <3 i drew u as the anon bubble and gave you dog ears b/c scoob and shag. yeah <3 i'll put it at the end of the post
YEAH I'M REALLY WONDERING ABOUT THIS... my first assumption was that, when he activated the cyan ballyhoo for the first time, that's when he got his memories back. we didn't get his full perspective on that moment, we only got shag's--what i'm thinking is that the flashbacks we saw in that moment were VERY intentional.
it's interesting to me, though, that scoob knows what he's getting into more than deedee, even though it seems the deals were made under similar circumstances (extreme duress). which tells me either illapa just explains things more than magenta (very likely), or maybe scoob knew more about this going in, or perhaps he's had time since then to TALK to illapa. their dialogue implies they've had a number of conversations, imo.
yeah this is also something i'm coming back to a bunch. like... magenta's dialogue implied that they aren't SUPPOSED to be doing this, but now we have two examples of these beings giving some level of power away with nothing expected in return.
i'm inclined to believe, though, that this is more a case of what you said, that illapa was trying to get scoob into a position where he'd be more likely to accept their deal regardless. also that's an interesting observation too, though i think it implies less that that's the first time magenta gave their powers to someone and more that they're not MEANT to give their powers freely, or perhaps they're not meant to give their gifts to multiple people. many questions!
oh i absolutely agree with you, and i'm very intrigued. i actually went a bit feral over this in dms with my partner lol, but i'll just summarize here. the main thing i honed in on was illapa's earrings, and i went back to look at magenta and red to see their earrings. unfortunately, i noticed that, the one time we've seen red so far (in the mick update) we couldn't see any earrings. HOWEVER. magenta has earrings we can look at. assuming that the earrings correlate roughly with the exact nature of each entity's gifts (illapa's being 'storm' and having lightning earrings, for example), i'm fascinated by the implications of magenta's sun and moon earrings.
when i first saw them i thought that was just a fun design choice, but now i'm curious what it implies about their abilities. we've seen magenta's gift in action with two characters now (bugs and deedee), but i'm not sure on the connection with the sun and moon yet. also this is a sidenote but i looked back at the update with magenta and i saw dee is referred to as a "subject" and a "trainee" on the little panel thing HELLO?? ok gonna think about THAT for a bit!!!!
i think it's possible the entities are drawn to extremes, absolutely, and i'm gonna be a lil cynical and suggest that this is because people in extreme situations are more likely to make a deal. the entities have an agenda here and i think that's obvious, but what that agenda is just yet is unclear.
yeah no i agree magenta is, pardon the meme lingo, looking a little sussy baka rn!!!! (i'm sorry my friend jane says that sometimes and it's rubbed off on me) i actually respect illapa a lot rn based on what we've seen of them, because yeah. they seem to be upfront and honest, even if their intentions are likely a bit dubious. i agree though that i think the beings' agenda is slowly starting to move, and they're all getting their pieces on the board.
i'm curious how this is going to play out and how much we've guessed or picked up on this time hehe.
anyway here's my artistic rendition of you and i theorizing <3 (ALSO if you're not comfortable with 'bro' or other masculine terms being used for you/in reference to you, please let me know and i'll use more gender neutral terminology!)
[Image Description: An MSPaint doodle of my fursona, a scruffy cat with glasses, and the Scoob And Shag Anon, represented as the anon icon but with dog ears. Both are wearing tinfoil hats and high-fiving as they smile at each other. Handwritten text above them reads in all caps: "BRO WE ARE THEORIZING" / End ID.]
#long post#talk to the bunnykitty#scoob and shag anon#welcome back bestie i missed u#scoob and shag#scoob and shag spoilers#i love being unhinged on main and talking about this comic#gotta fire shots into the air (post unhinged content) to keep property values (follower count) down
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Sorry if that's a lot. I'm just curious. 😊
It's no problem! I just had to go find the questions 😂
5. How do you like your eggs?
I don't like eggs actually 🙈 occasionally I'll get a craving for an omelet, but I need a ton of fillings or I can't eat it lol
8. Do you collect anything? If so, what?
Now that I think about it I don't think I really have any collections? I have a collection of random items that don't go together but I just liked them and wanted to have them lol
9. What sounds or scents calm you down?
Rainfall, thunder, peppermint, lavender. I listen to ASMR at night to help me fall asleep too so basic triggers like tapping and whispering really gets me lol
11. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
Nope! I was somehow blessed with perfect vision (everyone in my family has terrible vision, no clue how this happened, I'll probably just go blind one day lol). My son just had to get glasses though lol
13. Do you prefer to write in pen or pencil?
I like that I can erase pencil but I'm a sucker for a really nice pen so I'm gonna say pen lol
17. What’s the last thing you ordered online?
A really embarrassing item lmfao (well not embarrassing but not the kinda thing you should just blurt out in a regular Q&A lmao)
18. What’s one historical event that you would have liked to have witnessed?
This is a tough one lol I feel like I'd wanna be able to observe a lot of ancient history, the things historians still have questions about when it comes to "Why did they do this?" "What was this built for?" I just want to understand everything lol
23. Which songs do you like to sing in the shower?
All of them lmao I'm pretty partial to musicals, Disney, stuff like that. I'm actually planning to audition for a musical this week (local community theatre) so lately I've been practicing for that!
26. Can you cook or bake? If so, what are some of your specialties?
I enjoy both though I'm still learning to do things from scratch instead of following a box recipe lol I make some really awesome chocolate chip cookies though! (I hate to be cheesy but considering it's literally just the recipe on the back of the bag but people have said multiple times mine are the best they've ever had, the secret ingredient really is love lmao)
34. Can you read analog clocks?
Yup! I've got one in my living room actually. It doesn't even have actual numbers on it lol
35. Describe your favorite stuffed animal, either now or from when you were a kid.
As a kid my dad won me a big purple teddy bear with a biker hat and jacket. I named him Purpley (I was 7 🤷♀️). Currently my favorite is a shark pillow I bought 2 weeks ago. I call him Sharky, but his legal name is Ronaldo
45. Do you have good handwriting?
If I focus really hard and write slowly I can make it look kinda nice, but most of the time it's a bit of a mess lol I write with some combination of printing and cursive so it all flows together lol
46. What’s the last thing a friend recommended to you that you looked into and actually liked?
The current (as of 2022) cast recording of Into the Woods! That's the musical I'm auditioning for, and a friend who is also planning to audition sent me a link to the album to give me more to practice with. I really enjoyed listening to it, and I like some of the ways the current class sings a bit better than the original cast. Also had a friend tell me where to find the stage version on YouTube since I had only seen the movie. Definitely prefer the stage version 😂
47. Do you like to go on walks?
With other people, yes! Or if I'm walking to a specific destination! I like being outside I just feel weird about being out alone lol
49. What’s your favorite thing to do when it’s raining?
Sit and read a book, light a candle or some incense, just relax lol just last night we had a storm and I sat out on my balcony with a book (the awning is long enough that no rain got in, but the lightning started getting close so I went back inside lol)
50. Describe your perfect sleeping conditions
Ice cold, fan on, rolled up in a bunch of blankets, rain hitting the window, maybe even having the window open slightly (so long as there's no bugs). Not quite pitch black, but very low light so it's not disturbing. Just enough to keep my eyes from playing tricks on me in the dark lol
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i hate how reblog icon just goes away so the only way i know if i have reboggef is the little 'like icon but this is not enough because sometimes i do not know if if have just liked it or i liked it last momth so i apoligize if i just reblogged the same shit you already saw. then again thats all anyone posts anymore its all just tumblr post of tiktoks of tweets of facebook posts that got reposted to reddit twice and the jpeg is so fried it becomed burnt . i am in so much pain and i cannot sleep so hopefully a stream of consciousness will stop my brain from yelling at me. i dont like how the joke of "there's too many standards so we should make our own standard that works with all if them". in some ways this is how i feel about conlangs and numbering systems cuz they're kinda cool but i can barely speak english so a useless language hurts me on a deeper level. it feels like a waste of brain for me to even comprehend. if you don't use a language to communicate then is it language? why not say theway to conjugate your past tense is to piss really loudly. go crazy. actually there is that hat one i think called kay fop b or whatever who cares we're gonna die at some point and i dont want my longest lasting contribution to society to be some joke hat language. actually what happened to hats. we went from like fedora trilby and it all lead yp to beanies and shit. even baseball cap feels like a dying breed. shit is so itchy i hate how it feel i do not understand how people wear hats. maybe thats it but theres still so many of u beanie people. i am not the person to ask for fashion advice i can barely find clothes to wear on a given day sometimes. i got hella fat and now i feel terrible about myself and my appearance and none of my clothes fit. i got so many garments that have negative stretch like if i even attempt to fit in this it will break. i just wanna wear an infinite clothiny that i dont have to care aboit. just like a big gray bodysuit that makes me imperceptible. granted even when i was less chubby i didnt want to be percieved either so maybe i just dont like how i look lmao. probably dysphoria in there somewhere who knows i just feel so tired and lazy i dont got shit and i have nothin to feel good about so i have just put up with feeling snd looking like human waste all the damb time . i think they should make a new flavor of powerade thats like coconut or coconut lime kinda like that drink from sonic the ocean water. if it was coconut you could make it just light blue cuz theres no cloudy light blue powerade and that would look good. like one of those fortnite drinks they have in the jars that looks kinda tasty. if you made it coconut lime it could be cloudy green like that terrible cucumber lime gatorade. the last time they made new flavors of powerade was like summer 2021 and those flavors are discontinued now. but they only made zero versions of them so im not surprised if they did poorly. also they never make cool names like. Glacier Freeze. thats the berry orange one. Cool Blue is literally just orange or blue curacao flavor. Arctic Blitz was supposed to be honeydew watermelon but it tasted so awful and i love both of those flavors. even just like Fierce Grape is a cooler name but its literally just grape or whatever. Sorry i meant
Grape whoa this shit is neat i'm so glad tumblr has actual text markup options like lets go i love strikethru its so handy i use it on discord all the time too. in a way it somehow both useful as a serious and as a joking indicator but in very obvious ways... probably because i start them with "but" or "except" or stuff like that. i love that i can just type into this box forever and nobody will ever see it and its all just for me yippee! but at least i have the option and unless someone loves stupid walls of text nobody will be forced to see it. gordon freeman big naturals. gorgonzola freeman. spinda pokemon wearing jorts. who up playin with they zeebo. what ever happened to that gon go gab galab guy wheres his revival bring that energy into 2011 fr. wish i was better at chess but i'm so scared of other people so i only play against my friends and the computer. i was in the middle of typin out all this shit amd i was informed that there is a limit to paragprah soze but if u hit enter its chill. it goes away so i made a newline on Grape because its funny to put that there. i think we should work on milking funnier animals. we already milk nuts and rhey dont even have udders but like whats kangaroo milk taste like. i bet its all churned up and creamy cuz they be hopping all the damn time. actually its probably bitter and shitty snd the only reason joeys drink it is because theyre too young and small and crap poopoo to know any better. its like kangaroo buttermilk or kangaroo soylent. reminds me of that angry slappy the squirrel she said something about buttermilk i barely remember animaniacs but it was a good show i had that shit on multiple dvds. i wanted to try that new soylent because it is my guilty pleasure that i want the future to be at least slightly cool about eating stupid foods and not dystopian. 🎁 i seriously cannot believe that someone has ever licked their elbow. it probably has piss on it. luigis mansion 3ds remake. its crazy how most of thr star fox games are either just the snes game again or are some weird shit like adventure or guard. in a way counter strike is the same cuz theres just the first game and then a remake and another remake and then there's a different game entirely that was supposed to be the single player but its a new game. and then there's cs go which was at launch kinda like the second remake but with new shit? like they named the guns correctly and u can play on a l4d map and thry replaced the tmp. but now cs2 is basically a csgo update even though its look like a new game but u play through the csgo launcher and u play on the same dust2. so theres like 3 games but somehow we sre on counterstrike 2. chicken enchilada. thatd a funny trick to play on god. i bet they got some crazy ass soup on mars.i gotta wait so long to see the mario movie. i bet you could jist randomly generate memes by putting hip hop vocals over kevin macleod instrumentals and people woild eat that shit up. my eyeballs are stsrting to hurt goodnight tumblr or is it good morning? ive been typing for so long i cant help it
edit: metal gear solid 2. its good but 3 is better and should have been the Action Game for the ps2 at the smithsonian that shit is rad
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your fave blorbo - 1 11 12 20 🥰
Yayyyy nico my one true blorbo (of the moment)...
This gets slightly long and has a lot of details about my pathfinder character/campaign that literally only 4 other people know about so. I'm making you click an entire extra button to read it <3
Their physical weak spots
This is a fun one bc I don't think she's ever actually lost any hp during the campaign?? Clearly she's invulnerable to physical attack. JK i think physically her biggest weakness is her height, she's very short. For everything else she wears like 7 layers of clothing at all times so that she Cannot Be Harmed. We're talking armor, extra magic wolf armor, thick coat, magic cloak, second cloak on top of that, scarf, thick leather boots that go up to the knee, tricorn hat. Probably gloves as well. Just don't ask her to reach the top shelf.
11. Bad or petty habits
She will never ever give more information than is entirely necessary. She will answer exactly the question that was asked. She Will not elaborate. Part of this is information security that was drilled into her in training (information is power, anything you tell people Can and Will be used against you) and part of it is just that she's petty and enjoys knowing things that other people don't. (Also she Will not ask for help lmao)
12. Grudges and vendettas
Okay, so, after the party killed their first vampire, this other vampire showed up with a pile of money and an invitation to the big fancy vampire ball and a mission to kill this guy named Clemens Hlond bc he was just the worst and everybody hated him. So we went to the party and met a bunch of the vampire clans, including the "good" ones who hired us. And Nico holds a grudge against them! Even tho they were actually very nice to us and seem like chill people! Because she wants more than anything to make a difference, and that involves being seen as a threat to the local vampires, and she hates that they feel comfortable inviting her to their parties and using her like a pawn in their game.
20. What-ifs/Alternate Timelines
OKAY SO (bass-boosted) one of my favorite thought experiments/daydreams is to imagine the worst possible ending and what it would take for her to get there.
If you will recall the above, as a vampire hater and aspiring champion of the common man, she haaates working for/with the vampire clans. Her biggest drivers are her sense of duty and her pride. Soooooo... What if she ended up as the personal attack dog of a vampire? Collared and chained, dehumanized, sent off to kill at the whims of her master/employer. Used as nothing more than a tool by the powers she sought to destroy. IDK I just think it would be very fucked up and kind of hot
As for how she gets to that point... it has to be her own choice. Most likely scenario is offering herself as a trade to save the rest of the party/her friends if they were to be captured or something. Alternative answer is that she falls in love with someone who Does Not have her best interests at heart - I don't think she's ever been in love before, and if/when it happens it will be a nasty forest fire of obsession, devotion and codependency lmao
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Janis & Casey Pt.2
Casey: [probably a good time for you to show up actually, obvs with your balloons like in the OG but also because I can go in more cos we’re more in love, loads of magazines for the model bants, I like to think including one or two you’re in gal if you really wanna be that bitch and show off lol but also a bit of old school pornography for those bants, including nuns ofc hence that lil spoiler, and we are not leaving the bub out, whatever toy there is would be really cute even if it’s not actually HUGE like he was playing it would be and I have to insist there’s something for her to put on like a little hat how newborns do or whatever that matches the colour of whatever top he’s wearing for those twinning and matching bants cos he made that joke before too]
Janis: [when we’re going to be so dramatically overwhelmed because we are actually being made to feel like shit here, however inadvertently like so we’re going to have to hug you for ages so you can’t see our face, also just ‘cos]
Casey: [just the longest and not at all platonic hug, excuse us everyone, then looking her over SO intensely how they do, checking and doing the same to this bub even though we do believe what she said about you both being okay actually, can’t help it soz not soz, but then finally you can give her all the things and take the cuteness from the OG of when you pretended you were gonna tie a balloon around this bub’s foot and float her out but add all of you to it this time, like let’s leave gals, cos you can tell she hates it, so as if you’re gonna tie one around her wrist so you can do a lil handhold moment, keeping busy lowkey being a nerd and not looking at her cos we’re not gonna force that rn asap]
Janis: [we will put this hat on this baby like now she’s ready to go, hope no one is gonna have a go about that ‘cos y’all are on thin ice lmao, soz this boy is the only person not making us feel terrible rn, not hard to see why this happens; but for now, when we have some composure, obviously checking you over in the same manner, smiling because you are a massive nerd ‘can’t believe you’re here’ squeezing his hand like we’re checking that too]
Casey: [she is literally also the only person not making him feel like the biggest piece of shit on the planet, like okay, y’all are not wrong being upset but also please calm down lol, simply gotta also steal from the OG him stroking the soft bub hair fluff before and as she’s putting this hat on cos it’s too cute not to and the love is real ‘took ages’ in every sense because you two did hardcore cockblock yourselves + having a baby is long + hospitals are like mazes, SUCH a genuine smile back ‘but yeah’ FINALLY making eye contact with this gal ‘hey’]
Janis: [obviously going to mess with your hair like we’re trying to match styles here ‘they didn’t have one in your size?’ like lol not with your giant head but we’re straightening your collar like we absolutely do not need to because as obviously, meeting your eyes with all the pent up emotion here ‘hey’]
Casey: [‘nor yours’ and playing with her hair like he absolutely does not need to cos he really does need to in this moment honestly, ALL the softness and lingering physical contact possible thank you, just continuing to do that while looking at you not at all casually]
Janis: [‘we’d look like overgrown gnomes’ ‘cos baby’s hats are always so silly soz baby Jac, sure you look cute hun, just shaking our head amused so we can rest ourself in the palm of your hands so casual mhmm ‘good flight?’ to highlight how uncasual how we’re looking at each other rn is]
Casey: [not moving or breaking this eye contact AT ALL, it’s fine ‘quicker on the way home’ cos always a thing but also we’re saying we were excited af to see you and actually looking forward to it not like the sad af energy of his flight there, doing a kiss on the top of her head/ her hair how he likes to do, so soft, like that’s so casual and friendly nbd]
Janis: [‘not quick enough’ like nothing could be because you should never be that far from me, but still just said like we’re having a little chat here nothing more, not like we’re casually leaning into you more and more here ‘they said it was pretty quick, for a first kid’ ‘cos I don’t see it actually being one of those insanely long labours, just felt like it hence we’re scoffing like don’t believe you ladies]
Casey: [‘gave me time to think’ again said like it’s so chill and casual and not layered with meaning about how serious we are and how much we love and wanna be with you lol lol ‘which she never gave you’ moving slightly so you can poke this bub ridiculously gently like oi but staying THE CLOSEST obvs]
Janis: [the lol noise like I KNOW ‘cos meant to be 3 weeks 5 days instead you got just the 5 days but we all knew what was gonna happen here anyway lads ‘she’s shameless’ like alright attention seeker, you got what you wanted ‘only wants the accent off you, like’]
Casey: [10000% taking and holding this bub like I know this is the attention you really want bestie, and running though the list of baby names you’ve thought of again like you did in the OG cos in this one you said you would while you were waiting and we can pretend it’s only cos you wanna hear them in your accent to see if it’s a yeah or a no lol, really giving it full manchester for the effect, like come on then, gotta throw in some bants ones too though, can’t resist]
Janis: [going to automatically correct how you’re holding this bub how you have to as the parent but obviously you know how so we just hold our hands up like stand corrected boy, just loling at your accent and these names ‘alright, Liam’ like steady on, she don’t need to go that hard with it ‘just call her our kid anyway’ like she doesn’t even need a name because lord knows we haven’t been thinking about it]
Casey: [scoffing at her SO hard in such an OTT bants way with sound and a look at this bub like what is your mother like ‘she ain’t my sister’ cos it’s only for siblings how dare you, you fake fan]
Janis: [waving our hand like oh you carry on then, I plan to be 0 help in this process and picking up the most blatant porno mag to flick through for the absolute bants]
Casey: [doing the thing people do where they flick the front of a book you’re reading if it’s upright purely to be annoying but probably have to with his foot cos his hands are busy cradling this bub so it’s even more of a ! thing and annoying as a result lol, and of course I’m bringing back the whole trying to get her to say daddy despite being a literal newborn bants cos while your mother is preoccupied is the perfect time haha, acting like you don’t want her to hear this but doing it loudly enough that everyone on this ward can ofc]
Janis: [putting it down so dramatically and sighing like a dad who’s trying to read the paper but of course, we’re just pissing about as always, so when we fold our arms like did I just hear that correctly, we can’t help being 😏 at the same time]
Casey: [😏 af as always, playfully and blatantly nudging her with his foot again cos gotta]
Janis: [just nudging you right back, casual footsie happening ‘were you expecting a response?’ so clear we mean from either of us so casual, look away gals]
Casey: [not soz, we love to see it ‘shameless, you said’ just LOOKING at her in such a shameless way ourself rn]
Janis: [‘if she takes after me’ LOOKING like you know I am]
Casey: [‘or me’ cos hard same]
Janis: [‘could do’ like you’re saying you’re the dad so yep]
Casey: [holding this bub up to make the comparison like does she everyone, these poor ladies ‘what do we reckon?’ as if we’re about to do an actual poll, but then back just at this baby more seriously like ‘could you be my daughter or what?’ cos we all know what we’re saying here]
Janis: [literally biting our tongue here because can’t say what we’re thinking which is that so far you’ve shown way more interest than Jimothy because no one is ready to hear that or deal with it]
Casey: [‘look like your mum anyway’ like ugh so unfair I have to lose that poll but she do and it’s feelsy and a compliment]
Janis: [‘yeah’ ‘cos she do, even if that’s a headfuck because not used to it remotely yet ofc ‘can thank you for her skin tone’ like Ian will be thrilled lol, stroking this baby’s cheek]
Casey: [‘good job I weren’t after paternity leave’ cos unemployed together bants, like ugh baby Jac so offended you don’t look like me hardcore rn but stroking her other cheek at the literal same time cos you two are just in sync like that ‘and that I’ve already banned any dickhead lads from ever hanging about making you blush’ makes me DIE that you are gay in the future gal it truly does]
Janis: [‘she’ll pay you well’ like it’s all coming from this gal’s non-existent pockets, stopping and resting our finger on her cheek ‘I wish-’ but not letting you finish that sentence even though Jimmy is not here because I know you feel it but it is mean and nope, just shake your head and join in these bants like you didn’t just blurt that out ‘show you how to deal with dickhead lads’ like I got you, babe]
Casey: [doing the action of turning out her non existent pockets and shooting the bae a look like um we’ve got a problem here cos cute nerd, but then she blurts out what she does so you gotta shake your head when she shakes hers like nope cos you feel it too and that’s a lot to be trying to deal with rn on top of your feelings for her mother ‘don’t forget how to drop the elbow and you’ll be sorted’ cos we all remember when she was freakishly popping out and beboping]
Janis: [tap this baby girl really gently on her forehead with one finger like omg, forgetful hoe, left your purse at home ‘put it on her tab’ looking around at all the stuff he brought for them like that too if you like, can smile at this memory as if it was forever ago ‘cos feels it at this point ‘she’s got it figured out, I reckon’ our work here is done]
Casey: [‘write your account number down for us’ taking her hand like he’s gonna either give her a pen or mime a fake pen like before you forget that as well gal, but then he’s just lowkey holding her tiny baby hand and doing an intake of breath involuntarily at how small it is like oh]
Janis: [just watching him have this moment for the first time because you’ve had time to have it already of course so you can fully just notice exactly how he reacts ‘fucking insane that one day that hand will be this big’ and holding up ours for comparison because how do we do it honestly]
Casey: [just doing a size comparison with his and this bub and then hers and his cos he’s in his emotions rn and also it’s just another way to touch and you want all the ways rn ‘mad’ with all the feeling ever like yep we’re in awe that you have made a person]
Janis: [just lacing our fingers through yours ‘maybe not that big’ like she is a girl, don’t wish that on her lol but now we’re just holding your other hand so then we hold baby Jac’s other hand too, casual seance vibes accidentally sorry we’re in our emotions]
Casey: [a little lol cos yeah that would be rude to you, giant hands curse, just having a moment here all together without a care in the world for or about the fact this isn’t your child or wife ‘she’s so’ cos what are words atm truly]
Janis: [nod because truly truly huns, we have none ‘I’ll protect her’ from what or who exactly we aren’t specifying but making this promise so seriously to you right now like you know I’m not gonna be a shit mum, don’t you]
Casey: [‘I know you will’ cos we do and we do think you’re gonna be great, no bullshit or hype for hype’s sake ‘and you know I will both of you an’ all’ cos literally he could not be in this any deeper or be more serious about that at this point]
Janis: [take our other hand from this bub and put it on top of yours that’s holding hers still because we know you will and we need this ‘we’ll always be there for you’]
Casey: [‘I’ll always love you’ cos he shall and fight me anyone who is listening in ‘and her’ cos also true]
Janis: [gonna say that we hospital kiss you first ‘cos makes the most sense right now sorry, can also say our ‘me too’ more quietly ‘cos proximity as if you didn’t just kiss him on the mouth however briefly]
Casey: [yay, so glad for the return of that kiss, it’s so important, oh y’all would need even more self control not to turn it into a full one this time, RIP, at least you can still do the gentle but hot af pushing her back against the pillows, boy, because forever a mood and a moment and you do still very much need that tiny amount of distance to be forced and do your speechless ‘I-’ that I love so much]
Janis: [‘yeah’ because always agreeing to and agreeing with things when we don’t even 100% know what was gonna be said ‘cos we know we would anyway, the way you can make TOO MUCH eye contact from further apart so we’re just doing that now]
Casey: [maintaining it as always, but having to bite his lip so he doesn’t make a sound because it’s tortuous everything we wanna say and do rn and cannot]
Janis: [it so is and we’re just ‘fuck’s sake’ ing at the universe as if we have anyone to blame but ourselves, really but we’re more bemused than like FUMING because still so good to have you here despite the blatant frustration]
Casey: [‘yeah’ cos we know what we’re agreeing to and we agree 1000% but we’re also very much in the same mood, which is why we’re getting closer to you again even though we should not, just doing that fully getting into bed next to you vibe, like budge up, cos the eye contact will kill y’all if he doesn’t switch the positions up lol]
Janis: [so happily obliging, never mind the fact that the nurses will be fuming because all the more reason we don’t even need frankly ‘hey’ again as if he’s been anywhere just because you weren’t literally this close to each other]
Casey: [just fussing with her pillow and the blankets etc making sure her and this baby are comfortable as possible like such a dad ‘how are you?’ with the same energy as the hey obvs ‘would’ve brought you grapes but all that healthy bollocks were doing your head in last I heard’ cos the saucy connotations of feeding you things especially the decadent goddess vibes there but also grapes are such a hospital cliche so everybody can mind their business]
Janis: [we know you’re giving 😍 can’t help it, trying to tuck you in with us like no how are YOU ‘might’ve made an exception’ because obviously we’re both on the same page about this here ‘think they’re banned as well’ because I’m sure you’re not meant to bring people grapes now which is dumb lol but all the more reason you two would ofc]
Casey: [I definitely think they are, like flowers which would make baby Jac fuming if she wasn’t a baby as it’s her entire brand ‘hang on, I’ll go get some’ meaning this 100000% seriously because he is that bitch, literally kissing this bub on the hat/hair/head as if he’s gonna go rn immediately]
Janis: [holding onto him so he can’t get off this bed like hold on a sec ‘where’s mine’ 🥺 only time it’s acceptable to be that bitch]
Casey: [kissing her on the forehead instead of the top of her head but purely so it can be more indecently than that suggests, we all know what I’m saying here gals, doing the most we can get away with on this day and in this hospital]
Janis: [the lowkey gasp we are doing when you do this ‘miss you’ before you’ve even remotely gone]
Casey: [the blatant effect that would have on the way he is breathing also, oh you two ‘do you want me to stay?’ like that’s not super obvious]
Janis: [‘only forever’ like you can maintain anything close to a casual tone now]
Casey: [‘alright then’ sounds super casual but we know his tone is likewise not at all]
Janis: [just pressing our forehead against yours like that isn’t the riskiest behaviour right now]
Casey: [allowing it and doing it back as if it isn’t, would like to point out he has not asked where Jimothy is, the boy could appear any second for all he knows and yet here we are, just running his thumb over his bottom lip how he always does]
Janis: [we must be out of visiting hours or something ‘cos like to think we would be like oh perhaps not at some point before now because this is too blatant to be explained away to anyone lol, just trying to kiss this thumb and smile at you]
Casey: [POV you’ve just had a baby and this is happening in the bed next to you, imagine, it makes me die, the noise he would simply have to make rn, quiet but so blatant, soz everyone]
Janis: [wouldn’t know where to look frankly, clearly none of you are hardcore karens making complaints because you already could honestly ‘Casey’ fully whispering but too much being unsaid making it the most of course]
Casey: [honestly, how out of it is everyone on this labour ward, you ladies are too chill about this, gotta whisper her name back as if that’s not dangerous too with how into it you two get]
Janis: [putting a finger to his lips to shh him despite being so into how our name sounds when you say it like that]
Casey: [trying to kiss her finger the way she did to us but a moment ago obviously]
Janis: [just giving you another finger to kiss one after the other, like that’s just a thing people do nbd]
Casey: [doing it as if you couldn’t get kicked out for this cos literally have forgotten there is anyone else here]
Janis: [taking these kisses and dotting them all over our own face/neck because likewise]
Casey: [maybe we should say he does get kicked out of here, not saying you have to leave the hospital entirely, can still have that chapel moment later, I doubt they’re going to the lengths of escorting you fully out, it’d just be like sir please you’re doing the other patients heads in lol]
Janis: [that makes sense just a like get off the bed and take a walk honey kinda energy]
Casey: [yeah cos he probably is kissing her neck or about to be, so they can be like that’s quite enough thank you]
Janis: can you go kick something for the both of us
Casey: *Someone’s head in
Casey: yeah, will do
Janis: right place for it anyway
Janis: dunno who they reckon they are, don’t get paid enough to act like that
Casey: so bothered about your blood pressure but they’ll take every chance to piss you off, makes loads of sense, that
Janis: probably got some tablet they’re flogging they wanna throw at me instead
Casey: fuck’s sake
Casey: I only just got here
Janis: I know
Janis: they’ll change shift in a bit, those ones will fuck off themselves
Casey: I’ll go for a smoke til they have, let me know, like
Janis: can tick that off your bucket list, at least
Casey: bit shit without you but least you’ll get the taste off me, better than nowt til we can get you out of here
Janis: I’m kissing you when you come back
Janis: how’d they think we all ended up here anyway
Casey: we’ll both be changing our minds about the convent if they don’t steady on
Janis: nuns have more fun, letdown, girls
Casey: chuffed I went top shelf for most of your magazines now, be bored to death, else
Casey: question is do half them lasses even need their stitches or are they too into the cockblock in this place
Janis: break from their bloke and their other kids
Janis: what I’m guessing, didn’t hear none of them complaining, anyway
Casey: Don’t be giving out my number to no lasses the state of that lot, however much ear ache you get for withholding it
Janis: you should know I’m not that sort of mate by now
Casey: I know what I’d have heard if I were listening to anybody but you, and no complaints is right
Janis: 😏
Janis: I weren’t complaining either
Casey: nah, you weren’t
Janis: you know you’d have loads to hear if we could
Casey: Can you not sneak out and meet me somewhere when they change shifts
Janis: and do what with her though
Casey: I dunno, ain’t there anything they have to do with her
Janis: I don’t really know either, might have to wait ‘til someone can stay with her
Casey: point of you having a husband if he’s not even here the once he’d be useful
Janis: I do have to tell him you’re here, I suppose
Casey: that’ll be a right laugh, you gonna tell him I’m staying or what
Janis: your house too, ‘course you’re staying
Casey: he does make it more and more piss easy for you to speak for him
Janis: it’ll be fine, promise
Casey: if he bothers looking after her for long enough you can come meet me, then it’ll be worth him driving over
Janis: I need to be with you
Janis: I’ve done more hours looking after her, it’s his turn for a bit
Casey: but I’m warning you now, we come back and she’s crying, or he’s not done fuck all proper, they are gonna wanna be chucking me out again
Janis: he remembers how it’s done too, like, can’t fault him that
Casey: he better
Janis: trust me, you don’t have to him
Janis: wouldn’t leave her otherwise, no matter how bad I might wanna
Casey: ‘course, yeah, sorry
Janis: s’alright, s’endearing, pretty hot
Casey: I just
Casey: meant everything I said
Janis: I know you do
Casey: but I know you did too, she’ll be alright and knowing that she is, it can be your turn for a bit
Janis: no sharing
Janis: just me and you
Casey: Alone
Casey: I’m gonna find a place for us to go if I have to do laps of this whole bloody hospital
Janis: it was too hard not to kiss you more
Casey: and not to touch you more
Janis: not touching myself is hard
Janis: can’t stop thinking about your lips on my fingers
Casey: What happens when you need a piss, can you not say you’re desperate and do it there
Janis: don’t even start on peeing, that’s a whole thing
Janis: but I ain’t one of the lazy cows with a catheter in so yeah, I could
Casey: it’s total bollocks if you can’t think about me either, already been deprived of every fucking thing else
Janis: no one can stop me thinking about you
Casey: don’t stop then
Janis: I haven’t, for a long time
Casey: How long
Janis: longer than I should admit to
Casey: that only means you’ve gotta admit it to me
Janis: non-stop since you got me all those morning sickness cures and shit
Janis: not saying I never before then, like
Casey: I shouldn’t have made you have to chuck half of ‘em at my door
Janis: there was loads of shit we shouldn’t have, don’t matter now
Casey: I’m just really feeling all the time we wasted pissing about being dickheads right now
Janis: now you mention it
Janis: fuck you, like
Casey: more like it
Janis: what about my blood pressure
Casey: Was all my fault, have to do better than some well expensive balloons far as putting it right goes
Janis: no it weren’t
Casey: none of that, there’s no need to lie to try and make me feel better
Janis: it wasn’t, we’ve talked loads about how my life were shit
Janis: that was loads of things, and blame to go around so
Casey: blame I’m taking my share of as it goes round
Janis: *trying to take more than your share
Casey: nah, you’re too nice, trying to let me off
Janis: that’s you, like I didn’t miss my appointment and not book a new one in
Casey: she were early, what was you gonna do about that, like
Janis: all her fault, when you think about it
Casey: her shit dad’s
Janis: he can have some blame too, yeah
Casey: it’ll not stick, hard as you fancy chucking it at him, we’ve been over all that bollocks before, he don’t think he’s doing nowt wrong
Janis: it’s obvious who the bad guy is, yeah, I know that
Casey: fuck it and fuck talking about this
Janis: I don’t care, I can’t live like that anymore
Casey: you’ll not be, I’m here now
Janis: we’re doing it different from now on
Casey: us 3
Janis: yeah
Casey: Bit rude they never gave me chance to take a pic of me and my best mate matching, she’ll not get insta famous and earn her keep if they don’t leave it out
Janis: you look well cute
Janis: already fucked for a username and # for her
Casey: you don’t fancy none of the names off the top of my head then
Janis: knowing where they’ve likely come from, nah
Janis: I dunno though, too much to think about
Casey: oi, I’d not do that
Janis: 😏 only be shooting yourself in the foot, honestly
Casey: anyway, dunno what makes you think I caught half their names on their way in or out
Janis: who needs names when any vague insult will work
Casey: failing that call ‘em all lass
Janis: if you wanna sound like you’re in a Bronte novel
Janis: very romantic of you
Casey: that’ll be why it works, tah for the insight
Janis: welcome
Janis: bet you never knew they were so well read
Casey: be the school nonce’s fault, won’t it, I read none for him but he’d have had them in detention til they’d gone cover to cover
Janis: okay perv, bringing him into this ain’t gonna do nothing for me, tah
Casey: oh didn’t realise you were mad into it before I mentioned him, crack on reminiscing about every lass I’ve had through the door and forget I said owt about your old english teacher
Janis: your idea of foreplay, other lasses
Janis: that’s what I heard
Casey: it were you bringing them up
Janis: was not
Casey: was, I brought up baby names, nowt else
Janis: hmpf
Casey: What
Janis: I dunno, still pissed off they made you leave, clearly
Casey: I’ll be back in or you’ll come out and we’ll both calm down
Janis: you reckon
Janis: I’m less sure but
Casey: or get worked up different
Janis: won’t tell ‘em about it, leave the BP monitor behind
Casey: maybe you did have it right with disappointing before, that machine weren’t what got me chucked out
Janis: you wanna give me a heart attack, bit rude
Janis: you really think any of that was disappointing
Casey: if only you’d been that buzzing to see me, dunno what you was playing at not dying on the spot, like
Janis: well I apologise, try harder next time
Casey: tah very much
Janis: oh, that was a request
Casey: well demanding, you
Casey: wanna try requesting a private room and then I’ll be able to kill you piss easy
Janis: being their least favourite patient has no perks
Casey: gutted you don’t know how to behave
Janis: are you though
Casey: now I’m on this side of the door
Janis: maybe if they were nicer to me
Casey: I’ll have a word
Janis: I have to keep reminding myself you’re actually here, for real
Casey: keep an ear out for me having a go, it’s genuinely out of order how they’re treating you like you did something wrong
Janis: I know if I’d rung before the time they’d tell me not to come yet, and I didn’t know about my blood pressure so I weren’t gonna push that I needed to, I didn’t think I did
Casey: you’re not some thick kid and you shouldn’t have to have had loads of babies for them to give you credit of fuck all sense, I’m not having it
Janis: if you make ‘em feel bad, might let you back in
Casey: let’s see
Janis: go for disappointed not fuming, yeah, no point being in the shit with me over it
Casey: making dickheads who’re after more power than they’ve got work out they ain’t got any and should be the ones feeling like shit for it is 1 of the many skills on my CV, don’t worry
Janis: you ain’t a stupid kid either, I’m not
Casey: [after enough time that you’ve done that and it’s worked, come back in, boy, cos you simply could turn it around on these peeps where’s the lie]
Janis: [just following you with our eyes, grinning ‘do I need to be crying?’ when he’s close enough that we can just say that to you and not the ward like how absolutely in pieces do these nurses think I am lol]
Casey: [he is that dog sticker we used to love so much, full smug smirking emoji lol, until we’re hugging this gal as if we’ve been gone a thousand years ‘up to you, that’ in her ear like idk how happy are you to see me this time as you’re not gonna die on the spot appaz haha, falling into the shouldn’t sound as saucy as it does category, knowing what we know about how into it you both are later on, obvs doing his wiping her tears away even though she’s not crying thing because always]
Janis: [always hugging you tighter and for longer because have to ‘I am pretty gutted’ like ugh you again but the way we’re looking at you right now kills that bants right away, even if we’re smacking your hands away like get off, you ‘thanks’ more sincerely ‘cos actually getting real fed up of the attitude y’all were bringing tbh so we do appreciate that]
Casey: [literally shrugging off the thanks because he’s just that bitch and we all know he’d have done it even if they didn’t let him back in, obvs picking up this bub again like hello you must also have a hug gal and using our soft voice @ her ‘you’ll not cry either, will you?’ cos happy to see you and we do declare it do be mutual not soz that you’re a newborn and don’t actually know what’s occurring]
Janis: [‘she’s good like that’ elephant in the room that feeding is difficult and you’re gonna have to do it soon because it can be hourly in the first days, if not it’s usually about every 2 hours]
Casey: [giving the bae a look like ? what’s she’s not being good about cos he just would be able to work out what you were getting at, you two just know each other like that]
Janis: [just rolling our eyes ‘they didn’t tell you I dunno how to feed her either?’ like that should’ve been your first line of defence, gals ‘always end up doing the bottle, so far’]
Casey: [‘what’s the matter with that?’ cos genuinely, doesn’t need to be the hill you all die on ladies, as long as this child is being fed]
Janis: [just reel off the benefits of breastfeeding because there obviously are some but it’s not your fault if you’re too stressed or just cannot for whatever reason gal, deffo is stress in your case rn]
Casey: [the most unimpressed face and vibe rn at these preachy bitches ‘she’ll live, we all did’ Debbie wasn’t breastfeeding none of these children and we all know it so ‘chuck us a bottle then’ like I shall do it, cos what are they gonna do fight him, try it huns]
Janis: [‘I’m meant to give it a go still, ‘til she gets too fuming and I give up’ shrug like I better and gesturing like hand her here then]
Casey: [‘bollocks to doing both your heads in for no reason, if they really fancy having a row they can with me’ because we’re not happy rn, we be knowing you’re stressed gal]
Janis: [just get and prepare however you have to this bottle moment because you’re sure there’ll be plenty of other feeds where one of them comes along and tries to help you however well-intentioned they might genuinely be, least you can show him how to hold it so there’s no air bubbles, that’s as hard as bottle feeding gets tbh]
Casey: [just feeding this baby, fuck the haters]
Janis: [we’re watching and just thinking about how the hell we all got here lowkey, don’t mind us, remembering what he said and taking a candid photo that you can send to him]
Casey: [bringing back from the OG him just telling baby Jac how to make different drinks in a really soothing manner, like one day you’ll be able to have more options than this lol, you know damn well that he’s gonna post that photo, sis, I really hope the bub hat and whatever he’s wearing is pink cos that just makes me laugh]
Janis: [just amused like start ‘em young much ‘long as she don’t ask for [whatever we deem to be the grossest/weakest cocktail moment like don’t be lame baby Jac]’]
Casey: [shaking his head like no no she would never cos too cool bants 5ever ‘don’t want the sort of mates who’d ask for that either’ like no nerds allowed in the squad gal bringing down how cool you are]
Janis: [‘oh god, I forgot about birthday parties and sleepovers and taking her and her dickhead mates places’ like eww, parenting lol]
Casey: [‘you wanna watch yourself, little girl, well shit at driving, your mum’ cos never gonna let you live it down that you crashed the car and enough time has passed that we can be bants with it]
Janis: [😮 ‘when I’m in a hospital bed, too’ as if we’re still here regarding the crash, shaking our head like ffs]
Casey: [just nudging her with his foot again like ily really]
Janis: [‘embarrass me in front of your new mate’ like stop showing off but we’re nudging you back without jogging you or this baby]
Casey: [‘alright, when I’m done here’ like yes I shall do the most to try and make you blush/that blood pressure monitor pop off when this baby has been fed]
Janis: [‘such a pro already, yeah’ like you put me on that to-do list boy]
Casey: [‘doubt it, did you?’ like yes of course I am]
Janis: [‘not something I’d pictured for you’ ‘cos this was not how you were living even remotely, just biting the corner of our mouth]
Casey: [‘be a bit weird if you had done’ cos agreed, not how he was living remotely]
Janis: [‘weirder if I’d planned it’ like not as if we could see any of this coming]
Casey: [‘yeah’ cos none of us can say we did, not even you sir]
Janis: [‘I’m glad you’re here though’ ‘cos we are so no need to lie, just tickling this gal’s foot ‘her too’]
Casey: [a smile cos hard same ‘it’s the same now she’s out’ cos when he said that talking to her calms him when she was still a bump, we have not made that clear remotely but that’s what he means]
Janis: [‘awkward if you hated her’ but in a soft, we knew you would not ever tone because lowkey the most enthusiastic then and now ‘she’s alright’]
Casey: [‘Dunno how anybody could’ full shade at Jimothy, not saying you hate her but the lack of enthuasiasm has been noted many times over ‘she’s the best’ cos not soz we just love this bub bye]
Janis: [‘sorry I didn’t leave her here like I said’ like you can’t just steal her now I’m afraid]
Casey: [‘have a job to do it together if you had though’ because we’re a team here gal, again not soz]
Janis: [‘you know I’d love you even if you were shit at it’ we mean it’s a separate issue and we aren’t just doing this with you because of this general mess here but not gonna put that all out like that right now]
Casey: [‘but you’d not have to put up with it for long, what kind of dickhead’ cos we mean we love you so much that even if we were shit we’d put the effort in, because sorry but if you love someone you can’t just ignore the fact they have a child or lowkey anyone who’s really important to them so]
Janis: [shrug because we can’t help but feel this is a lot because it is but that’s also not not correct so we’re leaving that there ‘it’s gonna be hard’ just as a statement ‘cos duh]
Casey: [a shrug back because it will be and we know that but also we can’t help but feel like it’s been really hard up to now and it lowkey won’t be worse cos at least y’all are doing it together this time and on the same page]
Janis: [shrugging more just to be silly with it otherwise we’ll just be shrugging back and forth here]
Casey: [‘you gonna kiss me or what?’ cos she said she was gonna when he came back in and we’ve not forgotten that]
Janis: [when we have forgotten haha like oh yeah but then looking at this baby being fed like probably finish that first so we just kiss your cheek as if that’s what we meant]
Casey: [gotta smile, can’t not, but also have to affectionately take the piss always ‘I get it, you don’t want no more trouble’ like she’s scared of these nurses and that’s why lol]
Janis: [‘rude to do it when your hands are full’ like excuse you, more trouble is exactly what I want lol]
Casey: [‘so I put her down and?’ like oh yeah, what are you gonna do gal]
Janis: [‘and pick me up instead’ like that’s obvious]
Casey: [‘if I didn’t know better I’d reckon you was starting to like it here’ with a look at this blood pressure monitor because it’s as obvious once y’all start you’ll just get more and more extra and they’ll never discharge you if you don’t calm down gal, but we’re saucy about it not concerned]
Janis: [‘as much privacy as at home’ like there’s less people there but won’t be alone, not acknowledging just how checked out Jimothy is but the point is we wanna be alone with you and we’re only gonna get so many opportunities]
Casey: [‘let’s extend your stay then’ because okay if you’re greenlighting me to be extra af right here right now then I’m doing the same for you, truly we all know this boy has no shame and there are no fucks given about where they are remotely]
Janis: [😈 face like alright then and flagging down a nurse like oh hey I wanna have a freshen up and change is it alright if we shut the curtains for a bit because cannot refuse you privacy ultimately so thanks hun bye, doing a mini bow like there you go ‘easy’]
Casey: [have gotta say he’s done with this bub so he can actually put her down and then pick this gal up off this bed enough that he can get in under her and then put her back down in his lap in such a hot choreographed lil move how he do, still holding onto her so tightly obvs because not putting you down ever now that he’s picked you up is the entire vibe]
Janis: [the LOOK we have to give you from this position before we go in and kiss you properly for the first time casually, not at all dying here]
Casey: [returning both the look and the kiss as intensely ofc, and he’s clearly equally dying because the fact you two haven’t kissed yet actually sends me, we really did cockblock you that hard]
Janis: [going to have to let you just kiss for a really long time because truly, like the amount you did do IRL and online was a lot but you never actually technically did anything in person that you couldn’t sorta explain away if you had to in a court of law lmao ‘I don’t wanna ever stop’ because truly the energy of how intense this kiss is]
Casey: [how little physical contact you’ve had with each other before this point is honestly iconic, so yes, enjoy your really long and intense af makeout sesh, which I will keep going by doing his signature hair pull into another kiss like don’t ever stop then thank you]
Janis: [trying to keep all our reactions vaguely quiet here because you have to try even though hospitals are quite loud by default, but the reaction to the hair pull would be our loudest thus far, doesn’t need to be said that clearly all of this would result in you moving in his lap that’s the whole reason for this position]
Casey: [likewise please do have some chill, boy, in keeping your responses quiet-ish, until the one in direct response to hers post hair pull which is thankfully gonna be muffed by the kiss that followed it because yeah, you’re both very into that, we know, but it’s the first time y’all are experiencing it]
Janis: [can bite your lip in response and to also give you another first here because so many to come lads]
Casey: [all the firsts please and thank you, even though it would be killing him haha, gonna do it back but so much softer because not leaving any marks is just an unspoken rule forever that we don’t even need to acknowledge]
Janis: [keep opening our eyes shamelessly ‘cos still unreal that it’s you and we don’t care, we wanna see your reactions]
Casey: [no judgement hun, he would too if he could he’s just dying too hard, gonna let him kiss your neck because you were interrupted earlier when he got thrown out, even though he’ll have to have so much self control not to literally cover her in lovebites rn, he can at least look at her a bit then]
Janis: [you can feel all the noises we’re not allowed to fully let out here, gripping onto you even harder like okay now you don’t ever stop thank you ‘could’ve been doing this the whole time’]
Casey: [blatantly moving to kiss her throat when she speaks because it’s his forever kink we all know this and down to her collarbone too because why not obvs we don’t ever wanna stop either ‘should’ve’ like a * correction]
Janis: [turning the blatant moan we have to do into a noise of agreement like yes, definitely should’ve because we’re always into it, we have to copy you ‘cos did say we wanted to bite your adam’s apple so we will, gently for now]
Casey: [the NOISE sis, not soz to everyone who may have heard it because that would just be the hottest thing anyone has ever done to him to date and there is simply no stopping it, but soz a lil bit that he literally could not be holding you tighter atm]
Janis: [so obviously buzzing you liked that because we did, smiling at you so big before kissing you some more like it isn’t too late to shut him up because we’re both carried away now ‘go on, where do you want me to bite you next?’]
Casey: [just kiss her wherever you’d like that to be, somewhere on your neck probably because it’s v blatant, but doing it so softly for the contrast]
Janis: [‘you’re so gentle’ because we aren’t about to be ‘cos we don’t have to, just ramping it up ‘cos we wanna leave a bruise]
Casey: [biting his own lip SO hard to not be letting out the most indecent moan because have to spare this hospital that ‘with you’ like you probably didn’t just see me almost chew my own lip off cos you were a bit busy but here we are]
Janis: [‘don’t hurt yourself’ and doing kiss it better kind of kisses on your lip right now]
Casey: [absolutely has stopped breathing because that is just too much ‘I ain’t worried about surviving that’ like gal do not get it twisted you’re the one who is killing me here ok, running his fingers through her hair as she does kiss him though and making sure to get her scalp with his nails because that feels so nice]
Janis: [sighing because it do and we’re heavily touch starved so literally everything does ‘I just missed you so much’ like sorry, I cannot have chill ‘it’s been forever’ laying on him casually, somehow getting closer as per]
Casey: [keep playing with her hair obvs cos he could and would do that forever, but also lightly running his nails over the back of her neck as well because that also feels nice ‘I missed you too’ of course it’s just too true not to say]
Janis: [‘you came back for me’ closing our eyes and just enjoying this moment ‘we’re gonna take care of each other’]
Casey: [‘I love you’ like duh, of course I came back and obvs I’ll take care of you and let you also take care of me]
Janis: [positioning your arms around us so we’re fully cocooned here ‘I love you’ keeping hold of your hands resting them on our stomach, rip bump]
Casey: [have to kiss the top of her head again when we’re in the cocooning moment and also has to just fully run his hands over her stomach the way he did when it was a bump]
Janis: [‘it’s weird to not feel her moving’ ‘cos I’ve never heard anyone say but it must be strange to go from it being a constant to not, looking over at this gal in her cot like hello miss]
Casey: [‘yeah, not kicked us once today’ like how dare you and also we see you feeling less brave now you’re out in the real world bub, but we’re saying this pisstake with such love and affection]
Janis: [‘give her time’ like toddlers are nightmarish, won’t be long lol lol, giving him a fake little smack on the arm like if you’re missing the drama I can provide]
Casey: [‘state of me when she starts biting an’ all’ for the taking after you bants and general lols, but we know you were so here for it when the bae did it a sec ago and aren’t over it sir that’s why you’re really bringing it up]
Janis: [😏🥰 from here at being reminded ‘only be able to reach your ankles’ like I’ll have loads of skin left just for me, reiterating this point by touching you places we could possibly wanna bite you next]
Casey: [‘if I don’t pick her up’ and pulling you even closer to us to make the point that we don’t intend to have put you down by then or lowkey ever]
Janis: [‘you could hold us both’ the could being highlighted by us kissing, the licking, then biting your bicep like you’re strong but you’re gonna want it to just be me right now okay]
Casey: [saying her name with such feeling cos he do very much only want it to just be her rn no offense baby Jac]
Janis: [saying yours back with equal because a novelty that’s not about to wear off any time soon]
Casey: [another eager hair pull into a kiss we desperately need to stop himself v loudly reacting to how much he liked hearing her say that]
Janis: [‘fuck’ muffled by this kiss because likewise, it’s all too much and there’s going to need to be a nurse being like you okay in there in a sec to stop y’all]
Casey: [honestly, how hardcore this kiss would be and the way y’all would be moving, nosey nurse, come through before this goes way too far]
Janis: [we can say it’s not long until visiting hours so as pissed off as we’ll be it’s also very good you were stopped lmao]
Casey: [you’re welcome for your husband not walking in on that hun, and you can still quickly get changed like you said you wanted to and he can just watch you how he likes to do so]
Janis: [the way the people at this hospital know far too much of your business and you gotta walk awayayay lmao]
Casey: [my fave thing about this is the fact there is no gap between this bub and your next one so you know damn well some of these nurses will still be working there and be absolutely living because of all the drama, but for now go and take a walk to the vending machines to get tea, boy, because you’re too visibly turned on and you’ve gotta take a sec and calm down before your brother gets here]
Janis: [we’re giving the best gossip to y’all truly]
Janis: 🥺
Janis: bright side, when he gets here, we can go
Casey: But where
Janis: anywhere we’ll be left alone 5 minutes
Janis: oh, I’ve got an idea 💡
Casey: go on
Janis: meant to be calming you down right now
Casey: fuck that, I’d put money on him showing up early, he’ll probably be walking in before I get chance to bring this tea back, tell me
Janis: 💒
Casey: takes the piss that I didn’t guess, one track mind, you
Janis: pretend that you’re fuming, like
Janis: and it’s not your favourite idea I’ve ever had 🙏🙌
Casey: only fuming we’re not already there
Janis: that’s more like it
Casey: cross your fingers nobody’s nan who had her own massive boner for praying is about to die
Janis: have to block the door/prayers, soz
Casey: *not soz
Janis: I’ll put a word in for ‘em, cover the whole hospital
Casey: so generous, like
Janis: you’ll see
Casey: soon, yeah
Janis: do you wanna see him or nah
Casey: What would I wanna see him for
Janis: you don’t have to
Casey: do you want me there or out the way
Janis: up to you, it’s going to be what it is whenever we do it
Casey: nah, it’s up to you if you can hack being alone with him before you properly are with me
Janis: I can do it
Casey: weren’t questioning that, but you don’t have to either, I’ll be there if you like
Janis: do you think they’ll let me leave soon
Janis: ‘cos if you wanna come home with us, gonna need to see you’re here
Casey: I can ask, might be chuffed to be rid of the lot of us
Janis: probably
Janis: we’re clearly both fine, what’s the point pissing about here
Casey: it’s a bed they can have back, be doing them a favour by not hanging about how loads of the other lasses’ll be after doing, dunno why you’re not their fave, behaving well as that
Janis: as obvious they like having us about to look at
Janis: I’ll pinky promise to keep trying to feed her, health visitor be ‘round soon enough to have a go as well
Casey: can’t blame them, feels like ages since I’ve had a look at you
Casey: don’t worry, I’ll get her to calm herself down an’ all if she starts
Janis: I miss you too, keep looking at the photo of yous
Casey: be there in a sec, you can keep looking at me, make up for the shit tea
Janis: it’s like they don’t even want me to get better 😏
Casey: or they want me to have to smuggle everything in from outside, really keep the prison vibes up
Janis: least being treated like shit is par for the course then
Janis: still too butch to be a girl though, mate
Casey: it’s like you want me to crossdress, nice try, mate
Janis: hospital gown is doing no one any favours, you can wait ‘til you can wear something nicer, don’t worry
Casey: I dunno about that, neither of us would be short of mates for wearing one
Janis: been dressed in a bin bag for the point, not very original, these fashion types
Casey: what page of what magazine can I find that on
Janis: 😂 it was ages ago and you didn’t see it then for good reason, obvs
Casey: 💔
Casey: [come through with this tea so you can be doing an OTT pout about it obvs]
Janis: [‘be a better stalker’ like you’ve let yourself down boy but we are STARING at your lips clearly because rudely interrupted, still not over it]
Casey: [must do his first hospital kiss ™️ as he hands her this tea because likewise are not over it remotely and we see where you’re looking gal but cannot let it linger or you’ll both get too carried away again]
Janis: [you cannot, clearly Jimmy will be here soon so you both need to calm down and sip your tea, we’re never not reacting so dramatically though, can’t help it]
Casey: [drink your tea and find some chill please even though it probably tastes grim but at least that means you can pull silly faces about it like a nerd]
Janis: [acting like it’s absolutely vile here ‘get better in prison’ because really, get your own kettle too, serve diva]
Casey: [‘go on then, what crime you committing?’ like yes it’s that bad take us to prison rn immediately]
Janis: [looking ‘round as we sip, weighing up our options ‘not stealing none of these kids’ like already got the best one, soz gals ‘guess I’ll secure my next fix, you?’ 😏]
Casey: [‘ain’t a joke when it’s me’ like we can’t even make one the way we’ve been so close to going to prison of late, but shrugging like it’s so casual and we’re so fine]
Janis: [reaching out and squeezing his shoulder/hand/leg whatever would make sense for the position and what you’re both doing in the moment ‘that’s why you’re gonna stop being a total dickhead all the time’ said in that faux-sincere way like it is bants but it’s actually sincere we’re just not trying to bring drama to this]
Casey: [‘some of the time’ like it’s a bants * but he’s looking at her and doing a sincere lil nod like yep]
Janis: [‘just with me’ because we like that kind of dickhead and we balance each other out alright is the vibe]
Casey: [giving her a squeeze wherever she did him a second ago because agreed]
Janis: [oh we just love you so much, don’t even know what to do with ourselves rn]
Casey: [just flicking through one of the magazines he brought in case she wants to brag until he finds her and doing the biggest heart eyes as he looks from her rn to these pics cos likewise so in love]
Janis: [‘still reckon I’ll never get my career back?’ like he’s looking you up and down appraising you rn because otherwise we’ll be 😳]
Casey: [‘when were I meant to have reckoned that?’ like I would never say such a thing excuse you]
Janis: [a face like you definitely said that at some point boy but in amusement not actual offence]
Casey: [a face like no I did not, also amused, as we point that one of the pics here like how could I ‘look at you’ genuinely so like omg in love about it]
Janis: [we are just fully blushing now ‘don’t take the piss’ as if he is at all or we think that]
Casey: [shaking his head in sheer disbelief ‘couldn’t get you looking a dickhead hard as they tried, fuck’s sake’ cos model vibes do be wild as we all know and she still looks great somehow which is frankly rude]
Janis: [my boo says I know all too well lmao but truly, they’re not here to make you look cool but we still managed it somehow ‘money won’t hurt now’ because truly x2]
Casey: [your future child is not at all managing it but don’t get me started, what’s important here is this boy do be reaching out to cup her lil blushing cheeks as though Jimothy isn’t likely to appear at any moment]
Janis: [when you’re so lowkey embarrassed about the whole modelling thing ‘cos it is the type of thing people would just be jealous of so you’re not really discussing it with anyone, using your head to gently push away his hands rn]
Casey: [just doing the their foreheads touching thing like hey I’m soz cos was not trying to embarrass you honestly, just are in awe of how great you are]
Janis: [‘it’s just-’ but we can’t verbalise how much we can talk to you about anything and everything and you get it, one because we simply can't and two because there is not time ‘-you don’t make me feel like shit for nothing’]
Casey: [brushing some of her hair out of her face so tenderly while we wait for her to finish that sentence if she is going to ‘none of it is owt you’ve gotta feel like shit for’ cos it cannot be overstated how true he thinks that is and how great we think she is in a not at all patronising way, just looking at her like I’m so proud of you without having to actually say it and embarrass her again]
Janis: [just staring at you with all the love in the world, gonna have to hug you insanely hard because you can hug him and if you attempt any kiss right now it will not be chill or over quick enough so hide that face in his neck ‘I wanna be with you’]
Casey: [the way that hug would turn into him just trying to pick her up and carry her away without him even realising cos that’s how much he wants to be with her rn and always too, literally have to put her down sir, SUCH a frustrated noise cos it’s beyond unfair they can’t just go now ‘he’ll be here in a bit and then’]
Janis: [our pout is matching it, we’re so fussy ‘then we can be together’ all the meanings because yep]
Casey: [playing with her pouty bottom lip because you’re not allowed to kiss rn, it’s too risky, but letting her know we would if we could]
Janis: [the way we just wanna run rn and will want to immediately as soon as he’s here and we’re making that as obvious as we can without saying it, all the eye contact ever]
Casey: [pushing her away from us cos can’t deal except not at all actually because we can’t deal with there being any distance between the two of you either, so it’s more like he’s just got his hand on her and is leaving it there until we use it pull her even closer to us than she originally was like no don’t go thank you despite the fact she barely if at all moved]
Janis: [when we are pulled in even closer, taking the time to be in your ear ‘don’t make me’ do we mean leave or stay here and see our husband or what, who knows but we are CLINGING to you like this is sensible at all ‘cos can’t not until we are once again literally interrupted]
Casey: [gonna have the baby cry and interrupt you eventually because she did get fed so it’s feasible she needs a nappy change and he can just be doing that when Jimothy arrives like everything’s so casual and fine instead of her husband having to walk in on y’all being extra as hell, but the way he’d untangle himself SO gently from her to get up and sort this baby out makes me emotional honestly, just whispering ‘it’s okay’ to her as he does]
Janis: [just get your shit ready ‘cos we know your excuse is needing a shower, trying to do anything that isn’t look over at him until Jimothy is here and we can update you on what you missed which is not much]
Casey: [oh the awks, it’s making me cringe to think about, plus I just know Jimothy is gonna take this baby off his brother/take over immediately cos he’s that bitch and also the dad so yeah okay it is his right but I’m sad about it nonetheless]
Janis: [sending Casey off to do whatever ‘cos it’s honestly irrelevant to you Jimothy and asking you to talk to the nurses whilst we ‘shower’ ‘cos obviously we don’t talk to them ever y’all have offended us, you will probably have to stay and talk to him for slightly longer so you’re not immediately running gal]
Casey: [literally, he could be going for a smoke or to the canteen or anywhere cos nobody is expecting him to stick around and have a chat with his brother, it’d be weirder if he did attempt that, soz that you can’t run off asap gal cos that will not be fun but]
Janis: save me a seat
Casey: If there’s other dickheads sat about in there, fuck knows where we’re gonna go, be carrying you out to the car
Janis: sure we could make ‘em leave
Janis: but it’s not like I need my hand stamped to get back in, that’ll be doable
Casey: I get it, you wanna tell someone to piss off and you can’t no nurse til you’re out the door for real, alright, that there’ll be your chance to crack on, girl, I’ll not say or do nothing
Janis: I don’t like the sound of you saying or doing nothing
Janis: nope, definitely go with your plan instead
Casey: steady on, only as far as letting you get stuck into starting your own row
Janis: haven’t forgot how, don’t think
Casey: course you’ve not
Janis: if I had to hear one of those middle-aged cows tell me to mind my blood pressure for telling them where to go though
Janis: not gonna do anyone any favours, least of all them
Casey: I dunno, might do me one if I’m about to hear it
Janis: 😏 beats when I’m mardy at you, yeah
Casey: don’t always mind that, like
Janis: might know what you mean
Janis: don’t know if I can bring myself to pretend to be mad at you right now though
Casey: not right now, we’ve got loads of time, and I bet it won’t take ages for you to be actually fed up with me for some bollocks, you’ll have no need to fake it
Janis: don’t sound too sure, might think you’re planning it
Casey: Oi, who you calling a wind up
Casey: don’t sound like me at all, that
Janis: never
Janis: couldn’t be half the wind up the world is being lately
Casey: I ain’t accepting that challenge, tah
Janis: I’m nearly done here
Casey: Good, come here
Janis: ask nicer and I’ll not get lost on my way
Casey: you’re not gonna just leave me here on my own, it’d be loads ruder
Janis: yeah, to me
Casey: and me
Janis: more to me, I’m pretty sure
Casey: are you
Janis: yep
Janis: I want you more
Casey: go on then, now you’re not in labour no more, what are you gonna use as your excuse for why you reckon you do
Janis: no excuses, I know how I feel
Casey: you should know how I feel
Janis: okay, show me
Casey: I have done and I will do
Janis: I’m gonna make you cum, for real
Casey: I want you so fucking much
Janis: We need this
Casey: I said come here
Janis: [do, however many minutes it takes to excuse yourself and find this chapel moment]
Casey: [do we wanna keep the old vibe or is there anything you wanna do different?]
Janis: [it probably still stands but maybe you will actually wanna penetrate lack of a better word lol ‘cos you’ve kinda done things close to this vibe before now? Idk, we could say you don’t have the time still ‘cos can’t ‘shower’ for ages here esp. as you’re trying to leave]
Casey: [yeah that was my thought cos we’ve cockblocked you ridiculously for an age by now, so realistically you probably would just go all in, even though you’ll have to be quick about it cos she does also have to actually go shower lol]
Janis: [it’s a vibe, you’re gonna have a sesh when you get home, there’s no way this wouldn’t be the most intense quickie of all time]
Casey: [y’all deserve it, the frustration and feels are too high to not, and we absolutely have to bring back him accidentally making her milk come through cos that was a mood and a moment]
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