i finally have an irl friend i can shoot the shit with no problem, how soon in the relationship do i bring up i count letters for fun on the internet

ABCDEFGHI LMNOP RSTUVW Y

21/26

my girlfriend asked me to make these

has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

noooo dont tug on my carabiner that's an erogenous zone

"he's so babygirl coded" (he has killed so many people. and he will kill more)

knuckle tats that says libr rary

But if your favorite character isn't on the floor panting and dying and in horrible pain in a terrible situation then what's even the point

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

The Mire of Epiphany

Artist: Lisa Adams

i'm so jealous of this bookshelf i'm building (getting nailed and screwed by a dyke)

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy