hobie x fem! reader
thinking of hobie brown rn…!
hobie who knows you love the height difference between you two and uses it to his advantage. is constantly angling his head upwards, which causes him to purposely peer down at you through his thick eyelashes. you always get flustered each time he narrows his eyes and tilts his chin, and him being the ever so perceptive spider he is, takes notice of your heated cheeks and continues to do so.
whenever he’s near a doorway or a thick frame he lovesss to lay a palm on the top of it, trapping your body beneath his as you ramble on about whatever it is you’re rambling about. he makes sure to nod along while effectively moving a hand towards your plush waist, bringing your figure flush against his own. he plays with the seam of your shirt, and urges you to keep going when you stutter from the sudden change in position.
hobie who loves to annoy you with his British slang. it’s not necessarily because he uses it often that irks you, it’s the fact that you have no idea what he’s saying and he never makes an effort to help you understand. (he actually finds it amusing each time you attempt to guess what he means and is completely off base every single time).
“babe, I’d love ta get ya that shirt you’ve been beggin’ for, but I’m skint right now. try me next week, yeah?” he hummed, kicking his feet up on the railing next to your bed.
“skint? I feel like you’ve used that one before..” you muttered, huffing in irritation by the smug look on hobie’s face, his lips quirked in amusement.
“told ya what it meant last week. thought ya said you could ‘se context clues?”
“whatever bee, maybe you should speak english.”
“‘aint that what ‘m doin’?”
hobie who always has a blunt neatly rolled on his dresser, his ash tray placed gently to the left of it. he often smoked before running off to whatever it is he did when he wasn’t home (he was very unpredictable as he switched it up weekly to “fuck up consistency” whatever the hell that meant).
hobie inhaled gingerly before tilting his head towards his peeling painted ceiling, his fingers lingered tightly on the wood before lifting it to your lips, “want a go?”
you shook your head, nuzzling further into his shoulder, “mhm no, too tired.” hobie chuckled before greedily puffing the joint, shuttering at the burning feeling it left.
“suit yourself love, more for me.”
hobie who you introduce differently to your friends each time you bring him up. one day he’s your boyfriend, the next he’s your significant other, and the next he’s your ‘close friend’. they always question the constant switch ups, but you don’t ever seem to mind. you know where you stand with the man, and to him that’s all that matters.
“so what’s up with you and…..” your friend trailed off, stirring the ice in her drink.
“hobie?” you questioned.
“yeah him, so is he your boyfriend or what?”
“it’s complicated, he hates labels, makes him feel confined.” you replied, shrugging your shoulders as you lay your head on your palm.
“that doesn’t bother you? is he like scared of commitment or something?”
you scoff, lightly shaking your head, “no, he just doesn’t want to contribute to the system.” you answered bluntly, taking another sip of your lemonade.
“the system?” your friend asked, eyebrow raised at the quip.
“nevermind, don’t worry about it.”
hobie who subtly brags about you to his people. loves to show you off, and has no problem admitting he does.
“yeah bruv, my girl jus’ got into her dream fuckin’ college. been workin’ hard for that shit all year, man.” hobie boasted, pushing his hands out in order to bounce off the wall next to him.
“oh my goodness how wonderful! when do we get to meet this companion of yours?” pavitr questioned, flinging his body upwards to keep up with the male to his right.
“eh, don’t know yet, when I feel like it, yeah?”
all in all hobie is so cute and I literally am in love with him!!
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i was so valid for loving austin and ally and crazy 4 u and illusion and the entire soundtrack really of that show BC DAMN ITS SO GOOD AND THE SONGS HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE AS GOOD AS THEY ARE LIKE THEY MAKE ME FEEL THINGS /POS ITS SOAKFKRKSKFKRKDMFN AND ALSO PARACHUTE 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND NOT THAT YOU ASKED AND ALSO ILLUSION, HEART BEAT (I THINK THATS WHAT ITS CALLED ANYWAY) BETTER THAN THIS CEAZY 4 U (DUH!) HEARD IT ON THE RADIO AND JUST THE ENTIRE SOUNDTRACK REALLY ITS SO GOOD
anywaysssss i love you so much <33
NO BUT YOURE SO RIGHT ITS SO GOOD!!!! LIKE ITS A DISNEY CHANNEL SHOW!! LIKE ITS MADE FOR BABIES?! SO WHO DID THEY SACRIFICE TO GET THE POWER TO MAKE SUCH CATCHY AND ADDICTING MUSIC??? DFKKDNCJDJDEK I CANT
PARACHUTE HONESTLY HAD JO RIGHT TO BE SO GOOD LIKE WTF (also i always ask)
ILLUSION!!!!! THAT SONG FUCKS SO HARD OMG I HAD THE CHOREOGRAPHY TO THAT SONG MEMORIZED ALMSOT TO THE POINT THAT I WAS CONFIDENT I COULD DANCE TO IT! (except any attempt i made was not successful cause i have no rhythm llama)
HEARTBEAT IS SO FUCKING GOOD
BETTER THAN THIS IS AWESOME THE CHORUS ALMOST FEELS LIKE A JUSTIN TIMBLELAKE SONG YK?
CRAZY 4 U IS AWESOME NO NOTES
HEARD IT ON THE RADIO IS ICONIC!!!
LIKE YOKU SAID THE WHOLE SOUNDTRACK IS JUST, AMAZING ITS NOT FAIR
(also if you were curious mine are better together, the way that you do, a billion hits, it’s me it’s you, stuck on you, steal your heart and i think about you ALL OF THEM ARE AMAZING I CANT&;?&:&,&:&;&;)
anywho i love YOU SO MUCH!! <333
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HII ANDI WIFEY!! so while i take my sweet ass time to answer your ask bc im a shit and forgetful person heres a question for you, what is your favourite song and artist at the time? you can choose a few <33
ilyvm have a lovely day/night <333
im in love with you btw if you even care alsjdhaljsd
HI LUCY MY LOVE!!! ok you are not a shit and forgetful person, you are a wonderful person with a busy life who doesn’t always have time/the energy to answer things immediately when they are sent in (and that is completely fine btw cause i’m like that too) so please take all the time you need to answer my asks, i won’t be offended or anything if you take a little bit to answer (IF YOUR NOT GONNA BE NICE TO YOURSELF THAN IM GONNA BE NICE TO YOU FOR YOU) love you <33
my favorite artists right now are paramore and maybe ashe? paramore was the beginning of my emo child phase (the phase wasn’t very long) and i forgot how good their music actually was. and ashe is just really good, can’t really say anything else, ashlyn is fucking gold.
favorites songs rn are probably fast in my car by paramore, stalker’s tango by autoheart, and back to december by taylor swift (edit: AND SPARKS FLY BY TAYLOR SWIFT! I FORGOT SPARKS FLY BUT YEAH)
ilyvm too! i will have a lovely morning same to you as well lucy <3 (it’s 4:30am for me so it’s morning technically) ::)
i absolutely care, im in love with you too btw <333 MWAH!
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