Sometimes I forget that this man is like in the top 3 of "most tragic Hatchetfield characters"
Like no, this fucker does not deserve to be written like that, this bastard of a man does not deserve to die all the damn time and leave his younger bro to cry in their shared apartment every single night, wondering where the man he looks up to a lot has gone, not knowing he's never coming back, cause some other bastard decided he needed a blorbo!!
I refuse to believe that Theodore fucking Spankoffski is this much of a tragic character, when his whole character is just horny and dying!
YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT A MAN WHO IS DOWN SO BAD HE WOULD CANONICALLY BECOME A FURRY, JUST HAS TO WATCH THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE DIE IN HIS ARMS AND GET TURNED INTO A BROKEN HOMELESS MAN WHO "GETS PRETTY SCARY SOMETIMES"
F me fr man, the Langs made me care for a man I wish to stay whole towns away from if he was real
The reason this fandom hates IDW Optimus isn't because he's a cop (plenty of people are fine with Prowl) or because he's a bastard (most characters in IDW are) but because he commits the crime of being an actual person who's messy, flawed, and makes a shitload of high stakes mistakes fitting for the intense situations and pressure he's put under constantly.
But we can't have Optimus actually react to his situations by lashing out or being unpleasant, no, he has to have the personality of a cardboard cutout of G1 whose only defining personality traits are "dad, funny, nice," and if he ever vents negative emotions it can only ever be #relatable depression or him being sad on his own without ever letting it show during the important parts of the story. If Optimus dares do things like be angry or frustrated or bitter it's just a sign that he's a bastard and LITERALLY the worst Optimus ever. If Optimus ever makes mistakes or does wrong things in the heat of anger/frustration/stress it's because he's just an evil bastard with no redeeming traits.
God forbid Optimus go through an unending gauntlet of war, politics, atrocities, near-complete loneliness, and a seemingly endless cycle of violence for his entire life and come out of it kind of bitter, angry, and tired of dealing with people's shit. He's not allowed to be a realistic person, context doesn't matter, sympathy doesnt matter. IDW Optimus doesn't fulfill the fandom's fantasies of Father Figure or Perfect Cultural Icon or Twinky Fucktoy and since that's the only reason most people care about Optimus in general, the fandom collectively trashes on IDW OP.
All because he can't fit into the overly simplified and childlike double standard the fandom has where if any other character is messy and flawed, that's good writing and interesting and compelling, but if OPTIMUS is messy and flawed, he's Literally The Worst and he's an asshole for no other reason than He Sucks, context be damned
Do think you can do something with ash and clay like father and daughter
PLEASE 😁
Clay-Ash, Father Daughter Edit
Of course, I would love to make a video showcasing how much Ash and Clay are father-daughter, sha!! I've always loved this relationship between them, and I hold it close to my heart.
Thank you so much for sending in this ask! The video was a pleasure to make. The video isn't crazy exciting, since it's not supposed to be a hype song. I instead decided to focus on the small details, like color correcting!
A lot of people hated the Mama puffy hc but I really liked it especially because she disowns c!Dream. It’s a moment that (if the hc was real) would’ve shown the very real truth that blood means nothing and parents can disown their children for any reason, valid or not. The idea that she denounces her own son hurts more because of this ingrained concept that a mother always loves her children, no matter what. I enjoy the topic quite a bit and I enjoy the angst that inevitably comes from it. It’s not that I want it to be canon, just that I enjoy the hc a lot.
i think mama puffy is whatever with fanwork but in canon it's obviously not true. i think c!puffy's whole entitled parasocial guardian thing is objectively funnier--woman, how are you gonna declare yourself this guy's guardian and then get Disappointed In Him when you think you have some special say over who he is and what he should do morally bc he helped you with ur chores that one time, what.
I am so mad about how desperately into pan I am. he was specifically made to fuck me up. they dangled him in front of me like 'hey would you like to see a sad clown trickster with emotional intimacy issues and a heart of, if not gold, then some mysterious alloy with qualities not at all unlike those of gold at the end of the day?' and I went 'boy would I!' and now I'm lost. I'm on my knees he's like if reyes vidal was actually redeemable instead of just a 'release my man he did do all of that but I don't care' situation
so i love logan sargeant. yes? and of course some pictures of him are… better than others. but sometimes i look at photos that are objectively terrible and once would’ve given me some type of ick but now in my current state of florida boy psychosis make me a bit looney. make me go a bit “holy fuck i’m in love with him.” make me need a couple bullet lobotomies.
it might get worse as it goes idk the order isn’t really thought out. but be warned: all of it is bad
we will start pretty normal. i mostly just think this is a stupid fucking pose. what are you doing. why are you like this. what is your deal with posting black and white gym selfies and can you stop
golf cart selfie … i hate you. soz for cropping out the other guys idk who they are. not the point. this picture is dumb and he looks DUMB fuck you and your backwards cap and your stupid little smile and your. fuck you. i can’t believe i’m this crazy about a man who GOLFS for FUN.
i’m like. 1. i cropped out SO MANY fish 2. what the fuck are those flip flops 3. i hate you. but hi kyle! idk who the other guy is. anyways. this i stole from a tweet that says something like “this has been logan sargeant and kyle kirkwood catching big ass fish” and that says a lot about society. and me. mostly me. i have no real explanation for this one i think i just find him cute
look me in my eyes. Look Me In My Eyes. this is a horrible photo. one, i can’t see his face at all, and also he’s like actively fishing on a boat, which is a whole thing, and i need to die. I NEED TO DIE! blinded by a.) logan sargeant and b.) the little bit of his stomach showing where his shirt is riding up. so disgustingly weak for him, actually. i need to be put to rest
i am still neglecting to post the full image this is from for reasons (there’s blood in it) but he is so dumb and i love him. hi kyle (again) for some reason i frequently just Stare at the full of this picture like a freak. consider that logan is wearing WHITE SNEAKERS on a boat with BLOOD ON THE FLOOR. horrible. that thing next to logan’s head? the sword part of the swordfish. Yeah we slay
nice fish dude. no further comment on this matter.
and i know i’ve posted this one about 7 times but that’s because i MEAN IT. and i’m STILL MAD. him and his untied white shoes and the shirt riding up and the big fucking sunglasses and the. he is so loserboy. so florida. sooo i’m in love with him and every day it gets worse. the logan sargeant psychosis has reached completely untreatable levels! get shorter shorts
NOT TO FLATTER MYSELF BUT..I'm literally Scott's biggest fan guys what r y'all talking abt...I would like to come forward and say that I am friends with popular saw and am literally the reason for why they ever edited or started editing Scott Tibbs (which is what made him popular). I was ONE of the first accs to edit him and have spent HOURS arguing w ppl over him. I am literally friends w the person who came up w "rustynailshipping" and have been noticed by Zach Starr on SERVERAL occasions 😭🙏 not to flatter myself, but I'd say I've definitely gone a long way in making him a popular character yet my tiktoks ALWAYS flop 💔 IM SO PRESSED PLS 💔💔