byler x jurassic park. thank you for your time.

superboy (1994) #84

anywhoozies. throwback to that time kon destroyed every single gun in LA with a single ttk surge

i forgive Strange New Worlds for every Kirk Crime (Krime, if you will) that they’ve committed because of the scene where he dramatically fails to pull out of a parallel parking spot. He was really like “I know how to pilot a starship of course I can drive a 21st century car 🙄” then proceeded to hit the car in behind him then the car in front of him and then the car behind him AGAIN. #feminism.

"I shouldn't take up all the emotional space"

Normal I am BEGGING you to take up emotional space

ideal friday night at 16: trying to sneak into the clubs and being a public menace with my friends

ideal friday night at 21: rewatching a hard day’s night again and eating sushi

Eddie isn't the type to ask what someone is listening to. If they have earbuds in, he'll just pluck one out and put it into his own ear to see.

He stopped that after he took Steve's headphones, thinking it was some pop or Taylor Swift or even music that Eddie would be into.

Turns out Steve does not listen to that stuff

starting my curator!geto fic officially now! <3

just started castlevania…let’s see how it goes.

Merlin doin highly public and suspicious magic to add some spice to his life in Camelot

oh no what happened here😟

feel free to reblog, men dont follow me but feel free to interact with this post only, minors dont even interact!

canon divergence AU where Penelope confides in Marina and they actually become friends slaps soooo hard tho

Penelope coming to Marina when Portia locked her up in her room and Marina telling her about George just like in canon, but this time, Penelope sympathizes with her and listens as Marina laments about George, and shows her their letters, and Penelope is so moved by how open Marina is and so touched by their love story that she shyly says "Marina, in finding this out, I cannot help but feel I have judged you unfairly. I was so upset at your growing closeness with. . .well. . .Colin. . .Colin is like my George. I am not with Colin’s child but I feel as though I feel about him the same as you do George. The way you talk about your George is the same as…well…I feel about Colin. Our feelings mirror one another." and Marina being so appreciative that Penelope confided in her and immediately being so understanding and supportive. She's waiting for George to come steal her away but she gets why Penelope is into Colin. They're bonded through their love being a difficult thing for them or a thing they cannot fully act on. they find kinship with one another through it and decide to help each other

Just imagine how much better *both* their lives would be if they just formed a real friendship? Penelope helping Marina with writing letters to George, having secret sleepovers in her room even tho Portia forbids it, banding together to stand up to her, snooping with one another after that letter she forges and discovering the truth together, thirsting over Colin!!! So many of Penelope's frustrations would be eased if she just had *someone* she could thirst over Colin with. Marina telling Pen how babies are actually made. Penelope using LW to help Marina find a husband and/or to attempt to find George. Marina telling Colin he's a sweet man, really, and that he's been nothing but kind to her, but he already has people that make him happy and people he makes happy, in turn. Marina's 'You have Penelope' actually making sense. Penelope becoming Marina's wingwoman and Marina becoming Penelope's. The two of them giggling behind their fans in a ballroom, whispering about how he just looks *so* cute when he's bumbling about looking for them on the dance floor and did you notice his waistcoat is especially form fitting tonight?

we could have female solidarity. we could have sisterhood. we could have Penelope's circle widening. we could have them openly thirsting on Colin having Cake on main!!! Marina can have a full support system. Penelope can have someone to vent with. Penelope introducing Eloise and Marina to each other! The friendship! The sarcasm! The roasting of nonsensical ton rules and expectations!

We can even still have Marina in a carriage with Phillip, so long as she chooses it, because Penelope in this AU would ensure Marina got *more* choices, not less, but this time Penelope runs to her, clutching her hands, telling her she'd write. we could have Penelope coming to visit, having an opportunity to leave her mum's house whenever she wants under the 'I'm going to see Marina' excuse. we could have Penelope playing with Amanda and Oliver as Marina teaches them French or going on promenades with her out on the *massive* grounds. We could have Marina tell Penelope how good it is to have family over. . .well, *some* family, and the two of them laughing about it. We could have ALL the Portia roasts. We could have Marina slyly going 'soooooo, what of Colin?' when she stops by and Penelope going 'soooo, what of *your* affairs?' in return as they titter about it

we could have it all

Ari fucking innocent readers throat until reader is crying and he just mocks her for not being able to take his cock 😩 then hes like lets see if we can fit it in your little cunt then

Pleaseee, I feel like Ari adores the ruined look 🙃 maybe even more than I think Lee does?

I could imagine he likes really messy head though and when it feels good, he gets a little carried away. I think he'd be quite respectful though; he keeps his hand on the back of your head but he wouldn't press you down on him. It's a nice compromise.

His dick such a nice weight on your tongue and the feeling of his soft, smooth tip nudging against the back of your throat is quite pleasant for the most part.

"That's it, good girl." He encourages, watching the way his cock sinks into your mouth until your nose is resting against the soft patch of dark curls.

You've been hiding each little gag quite successfully, your body's natural response to the assault on the back of your throat but you just can't hide the way it makes your eyes water. You feel the tears threatening to spill over your waterline and as strongly as you will them not to, there's nothing you can do without pulling back and taking a second to blink them away. You don't want to do that though. Not when you're both really enjoying this.

"Fuck, you're pretty with my cock in your mouth. Such a sweet little thing." Your head bounces on his length and you allow yourself a second or two to enjoy the taste of his precum, knowing that you've earned it.

There's no blinking the tears away the second you look up at him though. The shift makes them spill, running down your cheeks almost simultaneously. While it's not quite enough to upset your mascara, you have no doubt Ari's noticed anyway because the hand on the back of your head feels just a little heavier and you hear him stifle a groan.

"You crying, sweetheart? Is my cock too much for you?" It's a little embarrassing but you focus on the task at hand. Now that the stream has started though, it's very hard to stop it.

"Oh baby, don't cry." He coos and it's so condescending, it has you clenching your thighs together from where you're kneeling on the floor. You're already embarrassingly wet and he hasn't even touched you yet.

"I knew I could break you but I didn't think it'd be this easy. I'm not even sure your pretty little pussy could handle me if this is making you cry. What do you think? Will you cry all cute like that when I try to fit my dick in your cunt?" It's a level of filth you hadn't expected from him tonight and you're more than happy to play into it.

You nod your head slightly, his dick still in your mouth and the movement just makes the tear tracks glint in the dim bedroom lighting.

"I don't think it'll fit, Ari." You whisper, stroking his slick length with your hand and looking up at him with every ounce of innocence you can muster.

"That's okay, honey. You're gonna let me try though, aren't you?" Your head nods so fast, it makes him huff out a laugh. "Good. Get on the bed."

You strip your clothes off and do as you're told, lying down on your back while he stands at the edge of the bed. You feel him rub his cock against your slick core, teasing your entrance but not pressing inside.

"Ari, please." You whimper in frustration after a few minutes and oh, that's exactly what he wanted.

In one slow but fluid movement, he's lined himself up and started to press inside, both of you groaning in unison at the feeling your body accommodating him.

"Your cunt takes it better than your mouth does but it's still a tight fit." He muses before pulling back out and sliding in a little faster than he did the first time.

You can't help but whimper at the feeling of him inside you, of your body fighting to adjust.

There's a euphoria to this that's fuelled by more than just the physical sensations though. You can't help but bask in how lucky you are just to get to see him like this and share these filthy little moments. So many want him but here he is, buried inside you, groaning in pleasure at the feeling of your body squeezing his and giving you plenty of pleasure in return.

holding random jrwi songs. i love these things

Need one of those men in black memory erasers so I can experience the Loona solos for the first time all over again

taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas, and i'm gonna be there when you learn that.

If you miss Andy laughing his heart out, want to hear him tell a story about officiating his sister-in-law's wedding and his daughter riding a pony, and talk about ice cream, this Doughboys' podcast ep is for you.