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If you miss Andy laughing his heart out, want to hear him tell a story about officiating his sister-in-law's wedding and his daughter riding a pony, and talk about ice cream, this Doughboys' podcast ep is for you.
#andy samberg#this was so funny and ridiculous#andy's laugh is so infectious i love him#and all those stories are so hilarious#doughboys podcast#interview#neil campbell#andy being cute buds with neil is so sweet#also idk why (but i do i mean i'm me) but i lol'ed so hard when andy said joanna doesn't like lucky charms ice cream lmao#and andy and joanna listening to joanna sternberg is heartwarming#the freakin pony story is gonna be a gag for a long time at theirs lol
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Danse Macabre
[Commission]
#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#marcille donato#winged lion#better drawn mdzs#<- art tag I really need to change.#Turns out the secret to drawing better was having someone offer you money to draw.#I jest. I just had a blast with this prompt and I seriously appreciate the commissioner for letting me have the chance to push myself.#And for giving me permission to post! Hi! If you're seeing this: thank you again!#Let me be clear: no I don't quite know where this came from. It just happened. My chakras unblocked for a few hours.#You too can unblock my chakras with money and commission me to draw cool art B*)#We are so far off from when this is relevant so this one is really just for the manga readers. *****Spoiler notes ahead:#So...As someone who read dungeon meshi monthly for many years....I admit to not seeing Marcille becoming the dungeon lord coming#Hilarious too; re-reading and watching the show made me realize that this outcome is pretty strongly foreshadowed.#Ryoko Kui distracts you by putting the focus on Laios being the 'one to break the curse' but nope!#This was the culmination of her goals and desires.#And - for those who did not have to suffer as us monthly readers did:#YES. WE NEARLY ALL THOUGHT THAT MARCILLE HAD TO DIE.#The last 20 or so chapters were a constant spiral of: 'Oh this story isn't going to have a happy ending is it?'#She just keeps losing herself! The winged lion plays her like a puppet and she is his perfect doll! So full of conviction!
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Hey, hey, I just wanna pop in here real fast and say that I've just discovered the funniest fucking trans head canons/aus, and that's the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles trans head canons/aus where they have no fucking clue that they're trans because Splinter doesn't know turtle anatomy.
It's the best. Holy shit. It's hilarious dog. They're so fucking stupid, it's great. This is my new favorite thing. They just find out one day that they've actually been trans this whole time because their Dad just assumed all of them were male. But surprise bitch! One/all/whatever of your sons actually had XX chromosomes the whole time!!
This is like... assigned cis at birth lmao
This is fantastic
#hooooly shitballs its so funny#these are officially the best coming out stories ever#imagine having to come out as trans to yourself#im in love. these are hilarious#no one knows shit about turtle anatomy its amazing#hey shout out to rottmnt for giving all the boys concave plastrons and Leo non fading red stripes#cause thats all supposed to be XX chromosome linked .. so like rottmnt said trans rights#bam! all the tmnt are trans now. they just don't know lmfao#rottmnt said trans rights and it also said that splinter is stupid and i support both of those statements wholeheartedly#rottmnt#tmnt#trans rights#turtle power = trans power????#anyway im still on my tmnt bullshit fyi#(aw fuck i fucked up my tags. the boys got NON concave plastrons cause their abs do be ab-ing#(and thats the xx linked trait not the other way around)#(turns out that i too do not know turtle anatomy. it do be like that folks. i do be stupid but that aint new lmfao)
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Illumi Zoldyck (Hunter x Hunter)
Cosplayer: me
Photo credit: tranimaging2
Costume: YouAn Store (AliExpress)
Contacts: Uniqso (Sweety Pearl Black)
Boots are my own
Treasure ✖️ Memory ✖️ Cramped Hotel Room
#illumi#illumi zoldyck#hunter x hunter#hxh#cosplay#if anyone enjoys this series and *hasn't* seen episodes 18-20 of the original 1999 anime PLEASE#i am begging#go watch them. just those three.#one of the best mini filler arcs i've seen in any anime it is HILARIOUS#(and also just really really good expanded story material)#i honestly couldn't get into the original anime /at all/ and was just about to quit and be a 2011-only fan forever#when these eps came up#and since then i've been absolutely obsessed#♡#(also yes i finally did a proper shoot for this boy!)#(apologies for being so cosplay-heavy on the posting lately but i am drowning in photos T_T )#(they need to be posted so the backlog can be whittled down before more get added lmao)#hira cosplays illumi
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Yesterday I got some of my kids (mostly eight-year-olds, for reference) to help me brainstorm themes that I can plan weekly activities around. Some of the keepers included:
WWE week
future week
survival week
"old school" week
Some that I declined to add to the schedule included:
"boy girl" week, where you max out your gender
Great Depression week
World War II week
#those last three all came from the same kid#she's hilarious. I overheard her last week starting a story with#“so you know how in the '60s everyone had flip phones?”#tam.txt
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emma and killian's love story deserved better writers, i mean you're gonna tell me that hook died like a HUNDRED TIMES in season five and then season six comes along and you never mention it? that's something that literally needs to get addressed again are you serious rn.
#that show could've been so good but they kept making incredibly stupid opinions#and then emma gets that vision of her dying and doesn't tell him which is honestly understandable#considering that he was dead like five days ago#but they never mention that it's just oh no she doesn't trust him enough#come oooon#what the fuck#and then when killian hides those stupid scissors and emma is all like i understand i would've done the same thing#WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY WOULD'VE#you already did the same thing#no consistency in writing whatsoever#and then that stupid drama about killian wanting to leave her instead of finally communicating about his past#and then emma just believes that he actually left and is not worried that something might have happened#maybe it wasn't the smartest decision to make killian be the one who killed her grandfather in the past#but it could've worked better and made sense if instead making it to a cheap drama because the views are low or whatever#you adressed the guilt he has about his past as villain that he cannot let go off especially after RISING FROM THE DEAD like oh my god#also you're gonna tell me that that skiny silly dude is supposed to be ZEUS#hilarious#anyways#fuck this season#their love story deserved better#ouat#captain swan
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I'm sorry, he sang somebody I used to know to you??? JUST ACAPELLA???????
Whatever way that happened, you deserve financial compensation, oh my god.
It is actually worse than that. He asked me to sit by him on the couch, and I felt very awkward and did it, and then he pulled out his phone and played the video on YouTube and sang along with it. THE ENTIRE SONG. It is, to date, the most uncomfortable interaction I have EVER had. And he WOULDN'T LEAVE. It took like an hour AFTER I dumped him to get him out of my house. But I learned the valuable lesson of never inviting someone to my place to dump them.
#he also held his phone out to show me as he unfriended me on facebook and deleted pictures of me off his phone#i was like bruh if you think this is changing my mind you are SORELY mistaken#also must add this was a man i had dated for a grand total of 3 weeks#and it was the SECOND time i had to break up with him because he refused to be dumped the first time#i didn't even think i should have to break up with him bc i'd been telling him for all 3 of those weeks that i didn't wan a relationship#but it was karma because i only started dating him to make a different guy jealous#that guy went on to marry the woman he dated to make me jealous which is unfair considering THIS had already happened to me#all of this makes 10000x more sense when you understand this happened in my mormon life#this was an unmarried 28-year-old mormon man#he was absolutely desperate for a warm body he could put a ring on#anyway yes it was horrific but it is a hilarious story to tell at parties#and he found his warm body like 2 months later so he's probably fine
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it's soooo fucked to think about how everything that's ever happened in your life is connected, no matter how mundane. what do you Mean my 5th grade teacher's seating arrangement is the reason i lived past the age of 13
#it goes. have to sit next to the girl who's really into animal jam > get REALLY into animal jam bc of her > discover wattpad through animal#jam youtuber fanfic > spend all my time on it > discover those marysue appraisals that used to be so popular > read all of them > run out#of generalized ones and end up stumbling across one specifically for kuroshitsuji ocs which is titled in a way where i don't think it's#media-specific until i'm already reading it > find it really funny > go to the library the next day > figure 'what the hell. i'll check the#dvds of this show out.' > the dvds are checked out > 'well in japan the adaptations better match the source material' (<<< no idea where i#got that from but it's HILARIOUS that i tried to apply it to kuroshitsuji of all franchises) > take out the entirety of the manga > go#insane over it to the point where i had brought like. 5 volumes to school and started fr Crying over the fact that i finished reading them#and still had hours to go before i could go home and start a new one > make a tumblr account bc i'd been possessed w a love of 2 characters#from the weston arc and no one on wattpad was making content that wasn't centered around the anime or musicals > my phone breaks in 7th#grade and it gets replaced w a new one which works better and thus i can't get around parental controls which means no more wattpad >#tumblr works wayyyy better on my recently acquired school ipad than on my phone so i start using it more > summer between 7th & 8th grade i#consider throwing myself out of a third story window > 'wait. who will tell my tumblr mutuals that i'm not ghosting them. i just died.#no one knows my password and i don't want to be rude' > i close the window > i'm still alive to this day#romeo.txt
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gahhhh. im sure it doesn't sound like it most of the time, but wow my degree is so cool and fun 🥰🥰
#yes it is painful sometimes and yes it is lots of hard work and frustration#but like....... isnt it so cool to find out why the world became the way it is#how people in the past were like us and also so totally different#through the right lens human history is both the ultimate tragedy of a self-obsessed power hungry cannibalistic species#and also the greatest funniest soap opera of all time#stories upon stories#i will be very honest with u i was kind of scared when i started that i had chosen the wrong degree#what if its not as fun at uni as it was at school - what if its actually way too difficult and i end up hating it#but ykw?? im so glad i chose this#(for those who may not know i am a history student)#idk man i just wish more people knew how cool and funny history is sometimes#plus the sorts of ways this degree encourages u to think are VERY useful (esp nowadays)#'always question everything' is the motto and wow it is very enlightening to live like this#where has this info come from - can i trust them? why are they telling me this? what do they want? is it even true? how do they know this?#does this info fit with what i already know? why? what do other people say abt this? does this imply something about the wider context here#look me in the eye and tell me thats not the most important ingredient for being online nowadays#(except for block and move on. that one is supreme we all know that)#if u are not so into history i would encourage u to have a little look at some of the cool stories that are there i think u will like them#one of the funny (and very gory) ones that i would recommend is the life and especially death of maximilian robespierre#he was alive during the french revolution in the late 1700s and the way he dies is fucking hilarious when u know whats going on#i have actually talked abt this a lot on discord bc i think its funny - much to the annoyance of everyone else in the server lol#another one from that time is napoleon's coup and the removal to saint-cloud#the power struggles of the GMD and CCP in china in the early-mid 20th century are also v interesting if u like that sort of thing#this has all come about bc i was reading an account today of the marriage of alfonso vi of leon and castile and princess zaida of seville#and wow i have a lot of thoughts about it#theres no way to tell if they were really in love or not and if so how much#but idk something about it is very sweet and very sad to me#she the daughter in law of the muslim king of seville and supposedly falls in love with the christian king alfonso - she converts#to christianity so she can marry him but they are only together for a short time - she dies a few years later in 1093 giving birth to their#son sancho alfonsez (who is killed in 1108 at age 15) and she's buried at alfonso's favourite church (technically an abbey but ykwim)
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I'm attending a murder mystery dinner party tomorrow night, hosted by the local public library, that's themed around the turn of the 20th century and I've been scratching my head trying to figure out how to dress to theme, but actually I've decided that I'm going to fulfill a years-old dream of dressing like a Newsie
#like... bestie i have so many flannels you wouldn't believe#i also have several very nice newsie hats#like yes if given the opportunity i Will dress like a street urchin from the tjrn of the century WHAT OF IT#when ya famous.... da w o i l d's yah erster.....#actually i used to write so much newsies fanfic i think it's hilarious that i always come back to deep obsessions on sibling/family#focused media#if that makes sense#bc like.... jack is those kids' brother period end of story. it gets to me okay???? it gets to me#i never did understand why there's so much shipping in that fandom when it's just. PEAK platonic relationships of all sorts#anyway. yeah I'm dressing like a newsie for the murder mystery thing :)#Lu rambles#I Am Once Again Thinking about my girlsie smalls.....#and racer always racer my beloved wonderful boy
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Shining Force Data Collection - May 1992
These are from a special on japanese magazine Beep! Megadrive. I haven’t translated most of it because it’s your typical character stat analysis and item/magic list, but there were some fun character tidbits as well.
Protagonist
Leave the finishing blows to him
Character: A typical man, doesn't talk much. Many warriors admire him and join his force.
Special skills: He's the only one capable of ordering the wild members of the Shining Force to retreat.
Mae
Daughter of the Knight Captain, running through the wide fields
Character: Super harsh. Though that's what you can expect of a knight that was also raised like a princess.
Special skills: Her father was the Knight Captain Varios. Her bloodline is as good as it gets for a knight.
Ken
This model apprentice is a guy that grows stronger real fast
Character: Honest. To the point where he comes off as rude to other people. Though it's also a good thing.
Special skills: His youth is his strength. As a knight in training, his growth upon getting real battle experience is extraordinary.
Arthur
The hidden power of a laundry worker
Character: Extremely earnest. His weak point is that he's quick to worry.
Special skills: He's a unique knight who can learn magic. Is that a given when you work on the laundry in Manarina?
Pelle
Are mercenary knights immortal?
Character: A hothead. Perhaps that's why he's easy to deceive, he's completely helpless when it comes to surprise attacks.
Special skills: Has the sheer determination to climb up from a precipice. His strong will beyond that of regular mercenaries isn't just an act.
Vankar
Never stops drinking
Character: Loves alcohol and freedom and fighting. Has an adult charm to him.
Special skills: Fights head-on, one-on-one, a fair clash of power versus power. He's a knight for hire with a lot of pride.
Earnest
A knight of the shadows living for revenge
Character: A man of conviction who won't turn back at any danger in order to attain his goals.
Special skills: Skilled at guerilla tactics, seeing how he penetrated a fort leading only a small bunch of soldiers.
Luke
A brat charging onward with a dumpling of a nose!
Character: A natural-born fighter who loves battling, However, he's usually a kind man.
Special skills: Great physical strength. Shows a fighting style distinct from the knights.
Gort
A hot blooded grandpa unmatched in the battlefield
Character: A kind warrior who loves his family and homeland. Has the charm of an unassuming master.
Special skills: Relies on skill more than strength, contrasting with the young Luke.
Hans
Talented archer who hates fighting
Character: A pacifist. Does things on his own pace and whines a lot, but when he decides to act he does it well.
Special skills: Precise as a machine with the bow. Never misses a target.
Diane
Sniper woman raised in the mountain country
Character: Having been raised as a hunter since a young age, she is very self reliant. Also full of vitality.
Special skills: Runs through hills and fields like a wild beast, chasing after her prey through any distance.
Lyle
Heavy firearm guy with a terrible sense of direction
Character: He's careless, but the kind of guy that's hard to hate. Even he admits his sense of direction is poor.
Special skills: Certainly strong. Carries around that heavy cannon without a single complaint.
Guntz
An inventor’s soul running through the battlefield
Character: A sensitive guy despite his appearance. Seems to be very watchful of his surroundings.
Special skills: Has dexterous hands. Does maintenance of the steam suit by himself.
Tao
The burning woman was devoted
Character: Seemingly meek, but strong on the inside. As expected of a fire mage.
Special skills: Cooks the undead of monsters well-done. A monster chef.
Anri
The princess is a silver haired mage
Character: She is a princess yet has lived in Manarina for a while, perhaps she's good at adapting to other environments?
Special skills: A princess who attacks with ice magic, it's a bit of a scary image to conjure.
Domingo
An impertinent creature since the day he hatched
Character: Talks way too much. Perhaps his egg was hatched in a bad way.
Special skills: His gelatinous body is hard for enemies to damage. Very resistant.
Alef
The magician of lightning attacks hates Lowe?
Character: A woman (?) with a unique adult vibe among those in the force. Quite attractive...
Special skills: The Bolt magic that makes one's fur stand on end and summons lightning. Its power is outstanding.
Lowe
The one who saved a life is a priest in training
Character: Very nosy and curious. Yet has a vibe that's hard to dislike.
[idk book did you read the previous character]
Special skills: Being a priest, that is healing magic of course. Especially eager to treat the girls' wounds.
Khris
Has hidden strength very unexpected of her looks
Character: Because she has served a princess for a long time, she's mild mannered and very quiet.
Special skills: With experience she becomes quite strong, even in close combat. She also looks kind of lonely.
Torasu
The best when it comes to Aura
Character: The eldest in the force. Has a surprisingly funny face.
Special skills: Thanks to his long life, he has learned plenty of healing spells. Very knowledgeable.
Gong
The peak of body training
Character: He wanders about while training himself. A monk with strict discipline.
Special skills: Summons the healing fairies with a strong proper fist. You have to see it.
Balbaroy
Dances like a butterfly, stings like a hornet
Character: Has a deep sense of honor. Fought to protect the priest in Shade who took care of him.
Special skills: A valuable member who can fly. Can't anything be done about his kinda low strength...?
Amon
Do you understand how to use the birdmen couple?
Character: A gentle wife who cares dearly for her husband. You want to answer her pleas no matter what.
Special Skills: Another flying member along her husband. You can leave the battlefield scouting to them.
Kokichi
Flying is his life
Character: He has persisted for fifty years on experiments with flying machines. That says all you have to know about his personality.
Special skills: Kokichi is the only human in all of Rune to have flown. It's an amazing feat.
Bleu
Is this a legendary Sacred Dragon?
Character: He's a crybaby, but his care for his friends might be beyond that of humans. Likes Karin.
Special skills: Bleu is still only a child. He's just starting to develop his powers as a sacred dragon.
Zylo
The only option when it comes to forest battles
Character: While a beastman, he is the king of Bustoke. A noble and kind ruler.
Special skills: A forest spirit. In a forest, no one can match his power.
Adam
Robot given a duty
Character: Loyal servant to the protagonist. He was created for this role. A long. long time ago.
Special skills: His whole body is weaponized. By getting experience, he may be able to unlock its abilities.
Musashi
A strong warrior visiting from an eastern country
Character: The embodiment of the samurai code. He cannot ignore evil, no matter how small.
Special skills: With a single swing of his katana he can tear apart even air! Such skill might be above even the protagonist's.
Hanzou
This user of ninja arts holds his sword in a backwards grip
Character: A complete mystery. His nature, his personality, all unknown. A literal fighting machine?
Special Skills: The secret art of hiding in the shadows. Now, let's look out for him thoroughly.
Yogurt
Why does he fight?
Character: "I don't get it..."
Special skills: He runs. Has a helmet. Tumbles down. Apparently has a lot of unexpected skills. Really unexpected.
#shining force#shining series#shining force data collection#hilarious that i found this before actually going to hunt for all the beep megadrives#anyway i love that their were a bit more humorous in this one#also love how max's retreat is portrayed as a leader skill like. bestie that's a spell. that's like forceful#max sinking in the castle of the ancients: man i'm so glad i learned egress. those hotheads would rather die here than let me go#adam right behind him: that's true. i'm glad you've found such great friends though master#max: ...#max: ...how are you still here?#adam whose only idea of leaving max involve getting blown up to death: ? i don't understand the question master#anyway. losing it at the disrespect for luke also#and yes i know the last world book said he doesn't like fighting no one knows what's going on with this guy i guess#everyone is too busy giving diane the most epic entries ever which is far more important#most valuable thing here though is. i think that's the first time bleu and karin's ship is teased? legit surprised to see that#i thought it was a thing decided on the fly for the novel just because Story Gotta Have Romance
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The beach RGGO card for Mine is made specifically for the RGG team and no one else
some freak on rgg's team made that render just for themselves and the crew but then rgg witnessed mine skyrocket in the popularity poll and they went 'you know what'd be hilarious,'
#snap chats#still cant believe thirst trap mine's real#every time i think of the okinawa story where mine wanted to kill kiryu i cackle#cause they really just throw that in at the very end of it just like. Hey Guys Remember This#Mine Has Beachwear :)))))#yeah no fuckin wonder that random gal walked up to him she's braver than anyone else#i wouldve cried seeing a man so beautiful that day relaxing with the setting sun on okinawa's beach behind him#majima might win popularity polls among fans but mine's winning in rgg's dev team#which is hilarious considering how locked behind a vault he is... i love that honestly im not even kidding#the closest we get is Again all the rggo stories with him and i'll genuinely take a million of those im so serious#i love how popular-but-not-but-is-but-still-loved-all-the-same mine is
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"But it's not like that in canon at all!" ok but have you considered I. Don't. Care
#it's necessary to have people who can check things against canon and to call out flanderized and one-dimensional fanon portrayals#but sometimes fanon interpretations are more fun for people and their quality entirely subjective#also it's COMICS. It's all fanfiction! Just licensed to a company who pay some mediocre white men to write it#people who haven't picked up a back issue about the character they're writing even if they're literally paid to do it#Sometimes this accidentally ends up making the story and character multi-faceted. Other times it's just a constant butchering#We all have the same right to do whatever we want with our characters#there's no 'right way' to portray anyone. There's just good storytelling and bad storytelling#canon matters when you're doing META#That's where fanon is annoying as all fuck because you need to show your work#And even then bad faith readings exist. Which is different from simply interpreting things differently#meta discourse is supposed to be fun too#Not a game of one-upping each other and behaving like this is a PhD program#where you don't get to have an opinion if you haven't read everything ever#that one popular fandom blog got in my teeth so much because she was not just checking fanon against canon#but imposing her interpretation on everyone like it was fact too#I really think too much canon just makes you lose perspective about yourself#We aren't all here for the same things and that's quite alright#Also those with white queer brainrot seem to think that stanning the correct blorbo is activism#anyway if your main aim in reading comics is to dunk on other people's headcanons I suggest you get a life#It's high-key hilarious if antis reblog this. Absolutely no sense of irony in that lot#DCU#DC comics#Batfamily#Bat meta#DC meta#canon#fanon#fandom discourse#spite waffle
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okay but what's the average lifecycle of a typical tynamo→eelektross look like? they (at least appear to) start out as tynamo in chargestone cave, but their evolved forms seem absent from the environment. do they migrate as they evolve? what makes them so rare in what seems to be the only place the species is endemic to? where do their different stages fit into the food web? what do they eat as they grow? what eats *them*? would they be cannibalistic? are the young parasitic? are there mons (and a few concerned lost trainers) wandering around with circular wounds but otherwise unharmed, ala lamprey/cookiecutter shark? do eelektrik and eventually eelektross move out towards the ocean or rivers, only rarely returning to breed, or do they sink deeper into the depths of the caves where the water pools deep?
look im pretty sure im at least mildly sick at this point but suddenly this is the worldbuilding i NEED to think about right now immediately
#the only thing so far I've kinda settled with is they likely aren't too big wrt parenting once the eggs are laid*#alternatively considering the state of eel lifecycle information irl until the last like 3 years it could be hilarious#if these were all just hotly debated topics in the pokemon world too. no one knows! sneaky bastards just disappear!#and eventually you find some new tynamo wandering around!#where did they come from!#how did they get here!#no really how did they get in here the door is locked and this is a third story research facility!#/asdfhjkl#answrs writes#vaguely#pokemon#*ALTERNATIVELY alternatively it turns out that they are actually SUPER good parents!#that's why so few of them show up near people. those are the rebel kids that ran away to the circus (surface) little mermaid style#fuckin. entire-ass eel society hidden in the depths of this secretly massive fucking cave system
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In the newest interview, alvaro said that big chances that professor wouldn't be in the spin off because it's berlin's project and focusing on his new cast or crew. He said this one (Berlin) is separated from LCDP. Does that mean that we wont get Palermo too? 😢 I mean, if the whole 8 eps are just about berlin having fun with strangers he pretends to be friends with, whats the point of watching? The only thing we can hope, maybe the plot would be good, but from the teaser, I too have a doubt about it.
I haven't seen that interview (if those are his exact words, "big chance" is a weird way to phrase it since shooting is done, he's either in it or he's not lol.) Anyway, I wouldn’t take too much away from his words. They are pretty much a rephrasing of what Pina has been saying. They might mean Sergio won't show up at all, or that Sergio will only show up through a cameo, not in as a central way as LCDP. And that makes sense to me either way. I would personally love a cameo but generally regarding Sergio, it makes sense that he wouldn't be present through all his brother's heists and gangs and day to day life (which was already established in canon).
So I wouldn't compare Sergio's situation with Martín. At least on a textual level. Once established that Andrés had met Martín, it would make zero sense that Martín wouldn't be there since we know from canon Martín has been on his side for ten years prior to the monastery flashbacks. And generally speaking, there is not a single character from LCDP that belongs more in Berlin the show than actual lcdp lmfao. Martín's entire construction in canon was in the framework of Berlin.
That's not to say the show won't be about Berlin having fun with strangers for 8 episodes lmfao. That will probably be it. But I'm still in the belief that Palermo will guest-star or cameo in the last episode, as a form of Berlermo's first meeting. And I think if Rodrigo agrees and Netflix grants Pina a second season, he might be a main character going forward. I don't think there is a lot to hope for from the spin-off but I still believe it will be better and more surprising than we imagine now.
#regarding the whole Berlin is different from lcdp thing. it's just so stupid to me#i get that a spin-off should stand on its own legs. all spin-off creators want this to happen. a certain distant from the OG#but when it goes too far it becomes ridiculousl#Pina seems to believe he created a character that's so marvelous that you can generate an endless number of seperate stories from it#but in my view if you uproot a character soo far from his context (especially when it's a main character that you already milked in differe#t scenarios.) then you just lose focus and it ends up failing#ANYWAY I think there is a chance for Berlin to get a second season pretty quickly now whether it's wildly successful or not because of#the strikes#with the uncertainty of when American-produced shows will start production again; Netflix is basically reliant on European and other foreig#shows to keep their audience and subscribers appeased#and Berlin connected to lcdp (One of Netflix's biggest world-wide sensations) might get even more special treatment#lcdp#Berlin Netflix#also cursed idea but I think Pina might be on the road to make Berlin this sort of Pulp fiction adventure protagonist who is in a series of#2638833 books and each story with different cast of characters around him and different story but doesn’t seem to be getting older#or even aware or the things that happened to him in previous stories lol#I'd say the Sherlock Holmes character but in crime fiction but that's what Lupin is lol#it would be a poor imitation but I would find it hilarious if after all those connections Pina is trying to patch together between Andrés#and the new gang#next season he just changes them for a completely different cast and he keeps doing this for 37 more seasons#Netflix forgets he's on their payroll and it's 2035 and 60 smth Pedro is still playing 27 Andrés going on thievery adventures around Europe
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every so often i remember how much i hate they both die at the end and it consumes me for like an hour
#doesnt one boy die from exploding stove?#which is objectively kinda hilarious and also like why all this emotional buildup to such a lame death#the characters were shallow and annoying and i didnt like them#i stopped reading after rufus called mateo 'too good' bcus it made me cringe so hard i died#i dont remember any plot details and that says smth bcus i tend to remember those#the romance buildup was kinda lame and rushed like#ok ur teenage boys abt to die why dont they just fuck like thats accurate to teen boys#give me 2 teen boys who r attracted to each other n tell em its their last day alive. they dont wanna die virgins ill tell u#im so mad that theres now a PREQUEL thats basically the SAME STORY#with DIFFERENT GUYS (one of them w my name no less smh) in the SAME STORY#and it doesnt even promise to expand on the actual interesting aspects of the story#which is the worldbuilding#like how does deathcast know when ppl die and why do they call u#how abt exploring a culture where death is so prominent and in ur face where u know any day could feasibly be ur last#but no its jsut the same things w two new guys
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