Lime jello fudge.

He got tricked it’s apparently better than it sounds 😂😂

This Lime Jello Fudge would so fit in to Danny Phantom.

SHOPPING LIST FOR TODAY:

big pot for fudge

look at rice cookers

corn chip

canned tomatoes

roommates and i are planning a family meal night this week and i gotta choose the recipe, so I'm making 'tamale casserole'. I'm vegetarian so I'm probably gonna DIY the chilli and have leftovers.

The recipe is from Sharing Recipes: A Book of Favourite Recipes, compiled by the Women's Social Club of Saddlebag Lake Resort!

Recipe transcript under cut:

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Picture of a typewritten page from a spiral-bound 'community cookbook'. There are several recipes; the first is:

'Tamale Casserole' by Mabel Blackburn.

Ingredients:

1 large bag corn chips

1 can chilli with beans

1 c. water

1/3 c. chopped onion

1/4 c. catsup

1 Tbsp. sugar

Handwritten, in blue ballpoint cursive: 'Add 4 slices chopped American cheese'.

Spray crock pot with nonstick spray. Spread corn chips to cover bottom. Combine remaining ingredients; pour on top. Cover with corn chips. Cook on high one hour, turn to low and cook several hours. Any leftover can be used for filling tacos.

The recipe is from Sharing Recipes: A Book of Favourite Recipes, compiled by the Women's Social Club of Saddlebag Lake Resort.

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What type of dessert food would the poets be?

I return with a list to please the mases. This is inspired by the copious amounts of ice cream I've consumed this week.

Neil: Jello mold with fruit in it.

Todd: Plain cheesecake. If he's feeling crazy he eats it with a single raspberry.

Charlie: Pot brownie.

Knox: Overly sugary cake served at children's birthday parties.

Meeks: Tiramisu. It's sophisticated like him.

Pitts: His is what I like to call ice cream nightmare. It's usually served at a soft serve ice cream place and it's named something like "triple fudge brownie chocolate batter sugar marshmallow supreme."

Cameron: Key lime pie.

✨Bonus.✨.

Chris: Creme brulee.

Ginny: Lava cake.

Reminds me a bit of how my Mum used to make jelly (same thing *, different name) with hot milk instead of hot water. It was, at least memory says so, much better as a result, even if it sometimes looked like a mysterious surgical appliance.

More here.

* Jelly / Jello are almost the same thing, but not quite. Instead of a packet of granules, Rowntree's Jelly, the one Mum used, was a block of connected cubes which were...

Well, like fruit-flavoured rubber would be a good description.

It could be eaten like toffee or chewing-gum, though this wasn't a good idea.

For one thing it could be incredibly sour (meant for melting and dilution, after all) and for another it was so gooey that if you had any loose teeth or fillings it would find them and perform an extraction.

Or suction, Or something. Whatever the proper word, out they came...

Lime Jello Fudge - "Tastes like...summer camp."

28, 32, 39 for the Ship Ask Game for BillySkull

Who’s the better chef? Do they cook for the other? With all things being equal, Billy grew up in a house with loving parents who provided for him and tried to teach him the basics of life so he could get along, but most of the time he was always in his head with calculations and theoretical problems and just ate whatever was in front of him without taking in how it got there. Therefore, when he was finally on his own, only then did he realize...recipe instructions are liars or idealists. He can cook for himself, but would never want to subject anyone to anything else he might make other than that floral tea he got very specific instructions on from Trini.

Skull on the other hand learned as much as he could so he didn't accidentally poison himself with the food he scraped together for most of his childhood; and only got better as he got older. He can make choco-strawberry cinnamon shortcake waffles, traditional Ukrainian Paska bread, lime jello fudge that Bulk claims causes Summer Camp flashbacks, Nutella stuffed donuts, Pupusa cheesy and thick, and a special kind of steak soaked in red wine so rich and easy to cut that it melts in the mouth. Really, if Billy hadn't already been into him, he would have dropped his pants five seconds after eating any one of those dishes and jumped Skull's bones for the rest of eternity. Do either of them drink? If so, who’s the lightweight, and how does their partner care for them? Being that he has a rough time being a Ranger and has earned personal time, Billy does imbibe in champagne during celebrations or wine during a rich dinner, but is very much a light weight, so he paces himself and never goes above three flutes or glasses. The one time he went too far, Skull took him home, made him drink an entire 8oz. glass of water, and made sure there was a bin next to the bed for when he puked his guts out. Followed up by making him light toast and chewy bacon that Billy actually managed to keep down...even while wrapping himself around Skull like a sloth. Skull has lived his entire life with a family that imbibe in horrible garbage and do terrible things because of it. The most he'll take on is a bottle of the shittiest beer, and maybe a Bloody Mary if it slides his way. (Except in the Coinless Universe; there Skull has trained himself to drink an entire bottle of pure vodka or good tequila and not die... but nobody takes care of him the next day, except usually one of his fellow sentries standing outside of the communal bathrooms wincing while he pukes, looking to give him an egg and some coffee.) When and how did they admit that they loved each other? If they haven’t yet, why? When they were tiny little kids, Skull told him Billy he loved him in little ways right up until the blond broke his heart and they separated into different venues of life for almost two decades. Helping him tie his shoes, carrying him around on his shoulders during parades, giving him the last cupcake in a box, finding him four leafed clovers to tuck in his hair, bandaging Billy's scraped knees and then kissing them better. When they were in their thirties and got back in touch after a decade of absolutely nothing (which Skull didn't have a choice in and Billy felt like shit about); it took a long time of getting to know each other again before they could even come close. Billy had an inter-galactic relationship that didn't work out even after he realized he was gay and his partner was a trans man, spent all his time teaching or supplying material for Ranger teams on Earth without stepping foot there until his mom took ill, and spent the rest of his time trying to bring Zordon back. Skull had a child that he kept safe and happy, even while having absolutely no help--Bulk on Mirinoi, his mother hating him, his brother with his own husband going through health issues--and having to spend his first few years as a parent being a street worker. He got lucky selling a couple jingles, which lead him to getting signed up as a singer for a theme song for a hit Japanese anime, which lead him to become popular as a singular artist. Fortunately, Skull doesn't have his head stuck up his ass and noticed how well Billy got along with his son. A year later and Billy finally says the words, which Skull simply replied with, "About time, dummy."

BDylanHollis content: Lime Jello Fudge.

i heard mysterious thumping noises from my new roommate's room last night but that's not really the kind of thing you ask about unless you're prepared for a potentially awkward answer

anyway i also heard mysterious CLICKING noises this morning and it turns out he just got a drum kit yesterday and i didn't notice the huge empty box for it in the living room

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