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hairydykecunt · 17 days

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i am gonna fall apart

#kitty talks #reading up more snd i think i know what i have and i just #god dude #i loved unprotected sex. but now i know. And im also never fucking anyone ever again unless i know them #like. i’m just. like duh this happened #i wish i wasnt so stupid while drunk. also wish i remembered stis existed and that a girl who flirts a lot and is a dom probably fucks a lot #idk i feel really weird rn. like i dont eant to be mad but god. god. i can’t trust my judgement i guess #maybe instesd of finding the first opportunity to fuck bc ive been depraved for so long i should just. Takr my fucking time god #i fucking haye sex with ppl i dont know i hate it so much and i did it bc i was drunk and having fun but she is not how i thkught shed be #i woukdve been fine with fucking if like. i could tell we would continue hanging out and being friends #but i am so not into this texting and flaky shit and ‘serve goddess’ out of no where . I hate sex i Hate sex #i miss having sex with my best friend it was so fun and nice and comfortable #man. i should be shot

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blaithnne · 2 months

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The first Heron design I showed off was from before Confidential Casefiles, so I thought I’d show you guys her look after she gets her new arm. Plus a few changes I made to her character for this AU! Just realised the way I placed my signature makes it look like I’M her worst enemy, whoops.

Meet the Cast!

╰┈➤ Canon ☄. *. ⋆

→ Scrooge McDuff → Matilda McDuff → Hortense McDuff → Qalhata Duiker → Goldie O'Gilt → Jack Duckworth → Bentina Beakley → LÙ Huifen (pre-caseflies) → Ludwig Von Druska → Bradford Butcher

╰┈➤ OCs ☄. *. ⋆

→ Lucrais NicRiada

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#fuck you *turns your turtleneck into a cheongsam*#hope im spelling that right lol #this look is still from the 60s era btw!!#I’d make some slight changes for her modern day look UNLIKE CANON #don’t know what I’d change tho cause I really like this design #also may and june don’t exist in this au sorry lol #gonna replace their storyline with some original stuff if I ever do present day art for this au!#I might repurpose them for something else #maybe they can be daisies nieces #but yeah canon heron is a fucking child abuser and I think that’s where beakley would draw the line and I’m a beakheron shipper till death #sooooooo that’s not happening a #lso. I hate s3 BUT IM NOT GONNA START RANTING ABT THAT NOW I SWEAR ANYWAYS HUIFEN SUPREMACY OK BYE #art #my art #digital art #fanart #doodle #drawing #ducktales #ducktales human au #<- I need a better/more unique name for this au hmm #black heron #LÙ Huifen #hope I got the stràc the right way round #I forget the English word #humanisation #gjinka #also if this were a cartoon set in the present day. I think Huifen would be introduced as Beakleys worst enemy with a vendetta against her #and beakley is convinced it’s bc she fucking blew up her arm bc duh #until it’s revealed heron is just mad that beakley retired bc I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL. I THOUGHT WE WERE ARCH RIVALS

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starlooove · 2 months

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Racist white ppl who don’t realize they’re racist getting mad about gojo is so funny

#y’all do the same shit #making them hot cheeto girl edits using AAVE USHER!!#helloooooo call in house etc.#but also I’ve been saying this for awhile #where ppl don’t want complicated characters or interesting arcs bc then they have to think about themselves #I’m not just yapping y’all u can look back #this is the second time feeling so vindicated #bc when it happened with Sokka and everyone was confused I literally said this is a product of this mindset #like grand scheme the reason they removed that from Sokka is that y’all can’t stomach ur faves having biases even when they improve #look at how y’all are reacting to gojo #I may tell a joke but I will never tell a WHAT #well no I lie a lot sorry #anyways point is y’all running to say gojo isn’t racist even tho the point of the scene is him unlearning that bias #and then turning around and saying you want complex characters #like it’s so telling when the only flaws u give ur characters is insecurity and maybe assholeish tendencies that don’t actually mean a lot #like y’all want these ppl to be you till they’re actually you #ugh #anyways y’all are so lucky I resisted adding my hate for another character for this #you ALRDY know who #just know he’s in here too #oh obvious obligatory duh ppl didn’t write sokka or gojo bc of eachother I’m talking about behavioral trends across media consumption dont #piss me off like with the way y’all act I wouldn’t be surprised #I’m not saying they’re related Like linearly or whatever I’m saying this shit isn’t coming out of nowhere it’s YOU!

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hazel2468 · 11 months

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I love it when people are like- “Ugh you ship this good looking, rugged, will-burn-down-the-world-but-loves-you man with this younger woman? What are you, a pedo?”

And I’m over here like oh buddy. Friend. Pal.

You have VASTLY misunderstood who exactly I am projecting onto with the fury of a thousand suns here.

#hint- it aint the older one #shipping #proship #and obvs disclaimer project onto whoever you want duh #but i just think its funny when people are like #uwu you ship this older person with a younger person #so you must like people younger than you #and I’m like #guys….. I like older men #and how much older I like them has also only increased as I myself get older #you’re telling me that guy is in his 50s and is a Villain?????#fuck me up???!!!#not to mention that since starting T #how often I have liked said men in an explicitly Gay Man way is uh #well its happening a lot more than it ever did

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pizzaqueen · 6 months

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Anyone following my Big Bang fic will (hopefully) be happy to know part three is titled ‘This is where they get together’

#i mean duh! like what else was going to happen with a fic tagged happy ending written by me? lmao #or anyone who uses the tag properly for romance :P #but you know!! just thought I’d put that out there #pretty much this whole fic is just titled descriptively because I was stuck 🤣#eta: I hope those first two tags don’t sound rude 😅#but I’m in a rare good mood lol #misc #tbd #pizzaqueenwrites

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fizzytoo · 6 months

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now that i’m thinking about it occult sims in the cowfolk roundup would’ve been alright, specifically alien or werewolf sims

#*fizzyspeaks #aliens and cowboys? duh #mysterious creature (werewolf) eating the sheep? duh #also it’s a stardew inspired gen so magic and hijinks just makes sense #magic and the occult get introduced at some point in the postcard legacy challenge but it’s like it happens all at once instead of like #a gradual introduction #anyway if you’re seeing this and still want to submit a sim…. i’m just saying 🤷🏽‍♀️

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intoafandom · 9 months

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#right so I’m hiding this sht in the tags because im going to sound like an absolute crazy person and i hope no one sees this or reads this #because im going to sound stupid and delusional and ik im 99.99% sure this is not gunna happen but i have to say it anyway to get it out of #my head. sooo woong dyed his hair back to black which normally i wouldn’t bat an eyelash at but idk im just getting this feeling because #they just freaking played bring it on on the radio and were dancing and singing to ravns part and ON TOP OF THAT THEY ALSO DID REWIND WHERE #XION LITERALLY SANG ALL OF RAVNS PARTS and like i cant stop thinking about it. rewind. REWIND of all songs. why did they pick THAT one.#out of EVERYTHING they picked rewind. the song that pays homage to their past memories as 6. literally doing the choreo in their seats when #the song is about TURNING BACK TIME. and now woong dyed is hair back to black. like how it was right before yj left...#leedos hair is also the same length now...and if Seoho’s hair is back to black as well...#we all feel like something big is coming and when u pair this with all the japan stuff...i cant help but think...and im still thinking about #ravns insta stories. there will be an answer let it be. ive done all i can do now i have to wait for fate. paraphrasing but yeah.#and lets not forget the fact that ravn JUST posted his full face for the first time in months. everything feels so significant and like #everything is coming together for some big moment. i cant stop thinking about it. fvcking rewind. like they’re going to be turning back the #clock completely. same looks as malus aka their last true comeback as 6 and apparently their next comeback is ALSO IN SEPTEMBER?? like...#im probably reading into this but...i cant help but think......something very huge is coming. something HUGE. something more than just #ravn dropping his mixtape. if that’s all that happens I’ll be happy 100% duh...but idk...i just think there’s gunna be something MORE.#im too scared to post this on twitter cuz ik ravn lurks and if im wrong which I probably am I wouldn’t want him to see it #or anyone else either. but im saying it here bc if i dont say it at all ill go crazy. and most of my followers here are b’s fans so they #wont read this and maybe i can bury it lol

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obstinaterixatrix · 10 months

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It actually was pretty tough to get diagnosed with and medicated for adhd, everyone kept telling me it was probably anxiety and nobody believed me until like five years ago I went through one of those intensive two-day testing whatevers and the psychologist looked at the data and went like Huh, That’s ADHD. then two years ago when I was On The Brink because of work I tried to see a therapist and in the first session I was hit with ‘actually instead of adhd it’s probably something else’ and then I quit my job

#my ramblings #people have been telling me to get a therapist and I’m like #haha. yeah. [still sore over last time and still not ready to try again]#like I’ve had good experiences with therapy #but I know it’s also hard to mesh with me as a client #because 1) don’t fall for the mask man obviously I use humor and irony as a defense mechanism duh #and 2) I actually already know how I feel most of the time I just refuse to say it so if someone is trying to help me process #or work towards solutions (which tends to happen a lot in therapy)#I get very. no no I know how I feel and what I need to do but it’s not time yet.#I have to talk around it and then talk about it and then acthally talk about my feelings and THEN I can do the functional thing #also I’m still on medicaid. limits options a lot. I really need to deal with health insurance.

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oathofkaslana · 6 months

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like again i love complex characters and i love when characters are actively wrong (see sara for example) but it’s deeply insidious to me when wrio’s story quest seems to paint him as this all around Good Guy when it reflects an exploitative prison system that is very much reflective of actual prison systems that have historically been racist..

#i’m not saying everyone that likes him is racist duh but like the fact that his character as of now #glorifies that leaves such a bad taste in my mouth #i am interested to see if they’re ever gonna adjust that though #bc he’s clearly gonna play a larger role later in the archon quest #and there’s already been a lot of focus on how strange some of fnt’s laws are #i feel like it’s obvious some sort of reformation is gonna happen i just hope it’s handled well #mhy criti #again feel however you wanna feel abt him yk

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lilgynt · 10 months

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alright i’m not gonna lie to ur face being hot and autistic does kinda blow.

#personal #here’s some social cues unless the other person finds you attractive than they may change #and i never want to assume but than im thrown for a loop bc they’re working on a different idea or UGH!!!#anyway this was complaining about the weed shop bc i already fucked up one part of the interaction and then a few more things happened i #was like going over where or what i fucked up and am trying to find my footing and get oriented #which like. autism is fun till it’s Actually A Disability or Could Possibly Be #anyway so i’m like :) and im already weird with eye contact but this guy was weirder about it #and i’m pretty sure its that guy who rhymed to me one time and then we talked about blake for a minute #anyway he was weird about eye contact and talked about some topics and stuff and it’s not his fault but it was very hard to follow at the #moment especially with flirting i think and it was awkward a bit on my side #we got through it everyone at the weed shop forgive me for being weird but also i shouldn’t have like 3 memebers on ur team i know wanna #bone 😭#and i left and some guy flashed his lights and waved at me and it’s like i need hang up my skin on a rack just to get lessons on being n #normal like duh everyone gets sexually harassed but i just wish my brain processed it not #normally

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valerieismss · 10 months

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I’m not sure if my inane ability to make miis extremely accurate to their real world counterparts contradicts or is a result of my prosopagnosia

#well.#I have tried to make miis of people without looking at them #it didn’t end well.#I need the picture next to me. or else I can’t visualize their faces too well unless I’ve recently stared at them for a really long time #I can’t even fully visualize my girlfriend’s face LOL #I’m not diagnosed with prosopagnosia. but when you grew up not being able to recognize yourself for your entire life until age 17 it’s like #well. duh #and yes yes ptsd whatever. but consider: it’s even worse with other people #genuinely I’ve forgotten the faces and voices of close friends to a startling degree #scared this is a false memory but it’s happened with my own mother #I really can’t visualize it well. people’s faces are complete blurs to me #and it’s not an inability to see. I have shit vision (-5.25 on both eyes) but with contacts I see perfectly #it’s just a perception thing. a processing problem. my brain can’t encode faces too well I believe #again. not diagnosed. but I’d be really surprised if I didn’t have some level of prosopagnosia #my prosopagnosia was the topic of discussion in my ap psychology class #literally my classmates sat and discussed this.#then again they also did this with me when we learned about savant syndrome (I’m autistic and I can do a lot of things really well which #is actually solid proof I’m not a savant #but I do have savant traits)#augh. I was frequently openly discussed in that class #and actually it’s one of the few positive experiences I have from highschool. I love being discussed. I have many stories from that class #agh. long rant #valerieisms

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nickfowlerrr · 11 months

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not being able to fit in even with the groups of ppl who don’t fit in lol sometimes it feels like this high school mentality will never end.

#ranting in the tags #not that it matters but i’m sensitive so i’m gonna complain no matter what #being called a loner all your life then turning it into some kind of badge of honor #bc it’s the only way not being able to click with or connect with ppl stings less #it only works for so long. and when it stops working… lol. just kinda sucks ig.#like every negative trait i was told i have is just reinforced bc duh!!! ding ding ding it’s all making sense ofc ppl don’t wanna talk to u!#i don’t talk enough or make a good effort or i talk too much and make no sense or come off as rude #and either way i’m off putting and it just takes too much effort to be around me #it’s like i make peace with these things and then one fucking thing happens and i’m being slammed back to 15 year old bella mentality again #it’s so exhausting and i’m so tired of being upset that i’m not good at like being a normal functioning fucking person #and ppl try and connect with me but i just give absolutely nothing in return bc i don’t know how to!!!#genuinely like how do ppl just talk to each other? how do you all have friends and make it look so easy and natural #like it’s obviously probably easy and natural bc it’s supposed to be and for some reason i just like… can’t?#okay. whatever #doesn’t matter anyway i’ll go on living #just hate being sad over this. it feels so lame lol.#oscillating between self obsession and self pity every two weeks or so i’m actually so fucking over it hahaha #but it’s cool. i’m cool. rant over 😚#bella complains

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spaghettiisinmysoul · 1 year

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Suddenly realized last night the real reason they aren’t okay with Glenn x Jodie. Fucking. Glenn is a goddamn self insert. Holy shit.

Also PLEASE stop being a dick head about people having shipped it. Until now, they were just two guys. It’s been over 20 episodes since I figured they would’ve gotten together. Y’all need to calm down for real

#also #every fandom is going to have people shipping brothers #literally every time #it’s going to happen #yes I understand it isn’t okay #but just #block the shit and move on #I’m changing my headcanons to match canon and it’s actually pretty nice but DAMN #dndads #dndads spoilers #i guess #like YEAH I shipped it DUH #it WAS enemies to lovers and now it’s enemies to BROTHERS I can adapt fuck you

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xoadoratio · 1 year

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don’t know if i’m more upset about the APUSH test or the fact that i had literally no idea how to interact with anyone there

#this girl gave me a caramel and i found out she took it from her friend #and her friend came back and i felt bad because i thought she was upset but it turns out they were just joking #so she said she would take a mint and i offered one and they were like #we’re joking #like yeah duh #but for some reason i didn’t get that #and maybe that’s what happened in elementary school because i felt the same as i did then #like everyone’s in on a joke and i’m not #and they were all nice like i didn’t feel made fun of i just felt stupid #i don’t understand #🍰 ramblings

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myfriendtheghost · 2 years

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I feel a lot less alone knowing I’m not the only one going through this!!! I literally just keep telling myself there’s something wrong with you you need to be diagnosed with personality disorder by a specialist or something because it’s gotten to the point where I feel like I’ve romanticized him so much that I’ve tricked my brain into thinking we’re dating and I feel judged by my friends for it and my one friend is getting close to potentially meeting him because of work and she’s a josh girl too and if she ever had sex with him it would break my heart I feel crazy

can u send ur friend my way so I can sneak in first

#no but like I get it #the romanticized josh in my head just consumes all of my thoughts at this point and thinking abt him being with someone else ..#I’m just like oh time to throw up #LIKE DUH NOTHING WILL EVER HAPPEN but idk it’s like the version of him in my head is comforting and I don’t want that to change #does that make sense #i need therapy #gvf #joshua #greta van fleet #josh kiszka #asks #anon

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longlegsnamjoon420 · 1 year

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I wish I could be happy about being given a cardiac rotation but I’m too busy worrying about how everyone’s gonna hate me for it lmao 🤡 girl get it together

#nurses don’t get cardiac rotations I am special I should be happy #I worked really hard in the cath lab I deserve this I would be great on the cardiac team and I would love it #but it’s like one of those positions people wait yearsssssssss to get and I’m about to just be handed the position……..people are gonna #resent me #I mean it’s not like your coworkers are your friends they are coworkers #but I like being liked…..I mean like duh #…….but I mean I enjoy getting along with everyone #life is never easy is it even when something good happens to you

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