at this point when I see fake looking taylor swift lyrics I assume they're real and they are most of the time

First look at MCU adaptation of Metamorphosis!

obsessed with how this reads like i took a fat dump

when i was trying to delete my vent twitter but still wanted a taste of home so i started pretending random pictures in my camera roll were my pfp

when i was trying to delete my vent twitter but still wanted a taste of home so i started pretending random pictures in my camera roll were my pfp

how do i stop taking everything too literally and missing social cues

a while ago I came up with a story about a depressed dog. it was extremely funny to imagine a dog, which everyone always projected onto as “silly” as actually Miserable. he hates dog food. he bites ankles because he WANTS to get in trouble. he wags his tail when he’s sad. so basically I really like the Metamorphosis by Kafka

I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after

Source ~ Aurora Toys

German Shepherd Palm Pals

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

Okay fruits basket

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

call me preoccupied or stupid even, but you will not catch my ass reading twelve books in a month like??? how do people even do that? do they remember a word of what they read? i’ve read 3 books in april and that’s like a world record for me

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nina zenik did not say “she was the queen of mourning, and in its depths, she would never drown.” for this fandom to write her off as the funny friend who loves food constantly