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Iceman: Whoms the fuck is you?
Ethan hunt *pretending to be Mav*: uhh gay?
Iceman: mav’s depressed and repressed ass would never admit that so who are you?
Ethan: how would you know?!
Iceman: you have a different ass than mav’s
Ethan: ?????????
#like oreos and peanut butter#incorrect top gun quotes#top gun incorrect quotes#ethan hunt#pete maverick mitchel#tom iceman kazansky#this is funny to me and me only#I read the scene and one like Tom instantly caught ethan cuz his a) In love w mav and b) knows mavs ass#I’m making this incorrect quote cuz it’s my manifestation of a new update#Luther in the background ’they are twins they have the same ass?!’
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Chapter 8
Realizations happen, and no one is happy about them.
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Ethan Hunt & Pete "Maverick” Mitchell, Ethan Hunt & Luther Stickell, Carole Bradshaw & Pete “Maverick” Mitchell, Tom “Iceman” Kazansky & Pete “Maverick” Mitchell, Tom “Iceman” Kazansky & Ethan Hunt, Eventual Tom “Iceman” Kazansky/Pete “Maverick” Mitchell
Additional Tags: Set during M:I1 and during Top Gun, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canonical Character Death, (it’s Goose), Non-Consensual Drug Use, (In a typical Spy way), Angst and Hurt/Comfort, AU where Ethan and Mav are twin brothers, And boy howdy does that create a LOT of problems, we have this series planned through to Fallout and TGM so we're really excited to be writing it, Movie: Top Gun (1986), Minor Character Death
Summary: Ethan Hunt is considered at large by the American government after his actions in Prague, where the rest of his team was allegedly murdered. Pete “Maverick” Mitchell has no clue what that has to do with him, but this weird, top-secret organization seems pretty dead-set on involving him.
Or: It’s an Identical Twin AU.
#top gun#top gun 1986#top gun og#top gun fanfiction#pete maverick mitchell#ethan hunt#luther stickell#tom iceman kazansky#mission: impossible#mission: impossible fanfiction#like oreos and peanut butter#and we didn't even have a camp walden#my writing#so. it is uh. here.#4 months late <3
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Chocolate Peanut Butter Icebox Cake
#chocolate#peanut butter#icebox cake#icebox#cake#food#dessert#no bake#kids#summer#oreo#nuts#peanut butter cup#reeses#recipe#smells like home
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Mav : why do we look alike
Ethan : I don't know....this could be a trick, or some evil plot put in place years ago to cripple governments all over the world
Mav : my God did they surgically change our faces?!
Ethan : OH MY GOD DID THEY
Ice : you're fucking twins stop your shit
#icemav#top gun#incorrect quotes#iceman#maverick#tom cruise#tom iceman kazansky#pete maverick mitchell#incorrect mission impossible quotes#mission impossible#ethan hunt#inspo: like oreos and peanut butter#idk what this is#think that scene from the parent trap where they compare birthdays#TOOK THEM WAY TOO LONG TO FIGURE IT OUT
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Also feel free to write in the tags if you prefer thins or regular.
#Oreos#poll#my favorite kind of poll#involves food#and personally I like the thin regular ones the best#but also haven’t tried a lot and wish I had#I’d def get down with the double chocolate or peanut butter
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o shit forgot to actually eat a proper meal today. quarter past 1am gatorade and saltines time yet again ig (because now that ive not eaten i gotta be careful about WHAT i eat so i don’t make my stomach upset oops)
so fucking excited to get back to having an actual scheduled day as the norm rather than the exception
#disordered eating //#also there’s no fresh food rn because we haven’t been to the store since getting back so everything is like. shelf stable foods or freezer#except we also are out of all the frozen meals ill eat. bc i ate them all weeks ago. so my meal options are like. soup. crackers. dry cereal#i had some craisins and oreos w peanut butter this morning (11am) and a tiny packet of beef jerky around 6pm but like. those two are the#only times i REMEMBERED to eat and those choices were the only thing i could get myself to eat that didn’t require too much prep work#organized routine please come back… i need my regularly scheduled lunch time…
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autism hungry feed it methodically deconstructed food
#y’all wanna know how i eat miniature reese’s#i peel the paper off in a way that takes a little bit of chocolate off‚ then i use that to break open the reese’s from the bottom#then i eat the little peanut butter part‚ then the top chocolate#that’s why ive always loved oreos. a food meant to be pulled apart#it’s also why the pull apart twizzlers are the only good ones#actually now that im thinking about it this was a huge thing for me as a kid#i wouldn’t eat a taco but i would eat the meat and cheese and tortilla all separate#i wouldn’t eat a hot dog like normal but i would eat the hot dog and bun separately#i would even eat fun dip powder and the sugar stick separately#truly incredible that my family never even considered i could be neurodivergent. they just made fun of me until i stopped 😭
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apparently i can’t eat solid food until friday so basically i’m killing myself. it was nice knowing you all
#A WEEK? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?#my parents bought chips and caesar salad for dinner this week and i have to eat GROSS BOXED MASHED POTATOES???#AND NO ONE EVEN CARES???#i actually wish i was dead i'm not even kidding at this point.#i have 1 pudding left. 1 yop. 1 peanut butter. a little bit of ice cream. and a dq milkshake.#ig i can eat hot foods now so i can eat like oatmeal but still#oh my god i want caesar salad so bad i hope i die btw#AND THEY BOUGHT FUDGE COVERED OREOS AND IF THEY FUCKING EAT THEM#i'm GOING to ACTUALLY die. not even as a joke.
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these are so good
#specifically the peanut butter ones#its a shame they only come in packs of 5 bc i always try get them for breakfast but i end up eating them all before the morning i need them#its like that oreo comic i just black out and go into a peanut butter daze theyre so fucking good#if you want a good breakfast snack Get These im shilling them theyre insane#i wish i had some right now. crying and screaming and throwing up
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Noodle did not want to eat any of the treats in his new bark box order but one is like a pumpkin spice one?? it smelled so good so I tried it lol. tasted kinda bland and sour since it doesn't have sugar in it but really the point I'm trying to get to here is it made me really excited for Fall 😩
pic of the soft biscuit so I don't look like as much of a freak
#noodle decided he wanted to eat it after i took a bite#cuz i guess he only likes food he steals#or im his poison tester or some shit#ftr I don't do this regularly but often the simple baked ones aren't bad#noodle didn't eat these peanut butter sandwich cookies i got him and i ate a few 😅 they were like bland oreos#ari speaks
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peanut butter and Oreos…
save me peanut butter and Oreos.
peanut butter and Oreos…
#Peanut butter and Oreos obsession unlocked#Go treat yourself to some rn im telling you they’ve cured my mental health issues just like that#Oreos#snacks#im hungry
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pssst. hi. i’m terrible at remembering peoples users after a while so hopefully this is who i’m looking for. BUT. what did you think of dead reckoning? and how’s like oreos and peanut butter going?
omg hi friend!!! how are you it's been a while since i saw you in my inbox!
you do have the right person btw <3 (i forget if i updated my ao3 profile for my username change) and i loved dead reckoning! i saw it twice and had so much fun :)
unfortunately my daughter (the fic) broke both her legs (writer's block) in may and she has not even gotten out of bed since then. my coauthor mav and i were both really optimistic about getting back to it when summer started but unfortunately i am so burnt out from school - plus i now have a volunteering gig - and she is burnt out from her job that we are both languishing :(
i'm thinking of going back to the doc soon because i would LIKE to crank out another chapter in the last month i have before school starts again but idk how likely it is :/ these last couple chapters will be a pain in the ass to write
#ask#reply#lightsabersandpens#like oreos and peanut butter#and we didn't even have a camp walden#sorry everyone who was hoping for a chapter this summer :( writing is a lot harder when we have no inspo
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Maverick: This is going to be so funny
Ethan: idk Pete, Ice didn't buy it the first time I met him
Maverick: yea but now we know each other better, you got this
Later:
Ethan as Mav: Hey Ice how's it go-
Ice: I'm in love with you
Mav: *hiding around the corner*
#inspo: like oreos and peanut butter#top gun#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#icemav#mission impossible#ethan hunt#au where ethan and pete are twins#incorrect top gun quotes#incorrect top gun#incorrect mission impossible quotes#incorrect mission impossible
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Girl dinner - Carmen Berzatto
Content Warnings: THIS IS MY MEAL. I CALL IT GIRL DINNER ✨️GIRLLLL DINNNER✨️
Inspired by this post I saw by @thebearer (i hope you don't mind me adding to the concept)
"What the fuck is girl dinner?" Carmy sounds more than frustrated, and confused as he stares down at you, sat comfortably on the couch with your choice of meal. It's an apalling assortment of things from his point of view, though your wide smile shows you think the opposite.
"This is girl dinner." You wave down at your food before stabbing a fork into the meal, eyes drifting to the tv.
"No, no, no, I can't let you eat that." Carmy seems a little distraught as you make eye contact with him, putting more of the dish you prepared into your mouth, chewing slowly as though to make the point 'but I'm eating it anyway.'
"Fuck, please stop with the girl dinner." You love how he's adopted the phrase himself, reaching down to pull the plate away from you, though you dodge him well.
"You eat peanut butter and Jelly for dinner almost five nights a week, so don't you dare scold me for this!" You're defensive as you stand with your plate, still spooning the disaster into your mouth. It doesn't taste as good as anything Carmy would make for you, but you're stubborn.
"At least that has substance, just let me make you something—Jesus stop eating it! There's no way that's nutritious at all!"
"Fuck nutrition!" You shout back, sounding almost like a child in your defiance.
"Fuck girl dinner!" Carmy counters expertly, though there's a hint of a laugh within his words. In the phrase coming from both his lips and your own, he finds a sort of hilarity, though the point he's trying to make is a genuine one.
"But I love girl dinner." You raise your brows as if that's the perfect blow, the one that will win you the fight, despite the statements lack of foundation.
"Well, I love you, and I can't let you eat cheese string and oreos—is that a slice of fucking orange?"
"What could you make that's better than this?" It's a stupid question, and one you know that answer to as you gesture down at the plate with one hand.
"Anything, fucking anything!" Carmy runs a hand through his hair, pulling at the ends. "What d'you want, I'll make you something, anything, just stop with girl dinner."
You take the slice of orange and bite into it, eyes locked on Carmen's. "The point of tonight's girl dinner is that I don't want to cook, and I also don't want you to cook."
"That's my fucking job."
"Exactly, you spend all day cooking, i don't want you to have to come home and cook for me too." Your voice is softer now, sweet and soothing, Carmy letting out a sigh at the sound of it.
He moves forward, taking the plate from you and placing it on the stool beside the couch. "Look, I don't mind. I don't mind making you something every once'n a while. You deal with all my shit all the fucking time, it's the least I can do." He takes your hands in his own, pressing his forehead to yours. "Just let me make you something."
"You're ruining the point of girl dinner." You mumble, pressing a short kiss to his lips as Carmy's hands run soothingly up and down your arms.
"Don't care." His mutters back, taking your hand and leading you to the kitchen, your other meal long abandoned on the stool to be disposed of later.
Days pass, Carmy is still thinking about it, and when he gets to work, he has to say something to the others. "Caught my girlfriend eating fucking orange slices and oreos for dinner the other night." He mutters whilst searing a steak in prep for a menu change. He glimpes Sydney nodding, and as Fak moves behind him, the man decides to speak.
"Girl dinner, good for her."
Carmy turns so fast to face the man that he almost sets his shirt alight on the element, thinking over the utter complexities of the term. "But what the fuck is girl dinner? How do you even know about–never mind."
"You know," Fak begins as Carmy runs a hand over his face in frustration, "this is my meal, I call this girl dinner" He's reciting something though Carmen has no clue where this is going, and when Fak starts singing it all seems to get worse.
He's repeating the phrase, and yet it still means nothing to Carmy as he moves away, leaving Fak to harmonize with Sydney as he picks up the phone.
Pressing call on your contact is like muscle memory, and the sound of the first few rings leaves him impatient, though you pick up eventually.
"Hey," he mutters into the phone, listening to your voice as you parrot the word back.
"Hey, what's up?" You sound preoccupied, and Carmy swears he can hear the closing of a cupboard door, the rustling of a packet of chips.
"Uh, nothing, I just... I wanted to call and ask if you're all good for dinner tonight." He's closed his eyes, leaning against the door of his office as the quiet settles over him. "D'you need anything?"
You answer almost too fast, suspicion creeping through the line with its grasp on your voice. "No, no, I'm good. Dinner's all good."
Carmy catches the tone, a small amused smile wriggling upon his lips. "Cool, so uh, what're you having?" He scared of the answer, if you decide to be honest—which you don't.
"I was thinking tacos, maybe, I haven't decided."
"Nice," Carmy chuckles, "so none of that girl dinner shit? No orange slices and string cheese?" Carmy can almost picture it as the words come to mind, the plate of horrors he'd witnessed not a week before. There's silence over the phone, and Carmy can hear you heave a sigh, loud and final, as you come to terms with your lie. You don't say anything, though, so Carmy fills the space.
"I'm coming home t'night," he whispers into the receiver, holding the phone between his ear and shoulder as he adjusts his apron. "Me, you and the tacos, okay?"
His voice is so gentle, the affection dripping from the words like honey, and he's truly never spoken to someone with as much care. It scares him sometimes, just how much he loves you.
"Carmy, I make the worst fucking tacos." Your smile is hidden within the sentence, and it reaches Carmy like a wave washing the sand, though you're so far from him right now.
"Yeah, I uh, I know. That's why I'm cooking." The kitchen is starting to get loud outside Carmy's office door, and he knows he has to get out there soon to save whatever is left of the peace.
"You don't have to do that, Carm," you exhale, and he can almost picture you, leaning against the kitchen bench, strands of hair loose that, if he was with you, he would be dying to push back into place.
"I want to." He means it, the words he says. "You're important to me, and I want you to know that. I do."
Carmy doesn't know it, but you're grinning on the other end of the line, blood rushing to your cheeks at the thought of his affection. His love.
"Okay." You whisper, "you're important to me too, Carm."
That means everything to Carmy, and he's so desperate to hold onto this, so desperate to not mess this all up. Not after Claire.
"I love you." It's unusual for him to say it first, but he does this time, and his voice soothes any stress you might have. He can hear you smile when you speak again and knows he'll be thinking about the sound of your words for the rest of the day.
"Love you too, bear, see you tonight."
CARMEN BERZATTO TAGLIST: @thrutheburnout @norriebunny @yeschefthankyouchef
THE BEAR TAGLIST: @live-love-be-unique
#carmen berzatto#carmen berzatto fanfiction#carmen berzatto fluff#carmy berzatto x reader#carmy berzatto imagines#carmy berzatto fanfic#carmy berzatto#carmy berzatto fanfiction#the bear#the bear fx#the bear fanfiction#the bear fanfic#the bear hulu#carmen berzatto fanfic#carmen berzatto x reader#carmen berzatto x you#carmen berzatto imagines#carmy berzatto imagine#carmen berzatto imagine#carmy berzatto one shot#carmen berzatto drabble#carmen berzatto one shot#carmen berzatto x fem!reader#carmy berzatto x you#carmy berzatto x fem!reader#carmy the bear#sydney adamu#neil fak#the bear imagines#the bear imagine
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a DnD item that should exist:
the Brown Bag of Plenty
The Brown Bag of Plenty looks like an ordinary brown paper sack lunch. Once per day, a PC may use it to provide a healthy and nutritious lunch to each member of the party. All lunches consist of the following (with substitutions for allergies and other dietary restrictions):
One peanut butter (or other nut butter in case of allergy) and jelly sandwich on wheat bread. Type of jam is randomized, with grape and strawberry most common. Sandwich will be cut diagonally.
One juice box, also randomized.
One bunch green grapes
One packet carrot sticks
One packet crunchy snack food (most commonly potato chips, but flavors are randomized and other types of chips, crackers, veggie puffs, popcorn, etc are also possible)
One packet cookies (most commonly chocolate chip or Oreo-like sandwich cookie)
Eating a lunch from the Brown Bag of Plenty will restore 1d6 hit points for each item consumed. This effect will not take place unless the fresh fruit and vegetables are eaten — i.e., eating the cookies alone will have no effect, but after eating the grapes and carrot sticks 3d6 hit points may be restored.
If the PC enters a body of water within 45 minutes of consuming a lunch from the Brown Bag of Plenty, they will lose 1d6 hit points for each item consumed.
In addition to providing 1 healthy lunch per character per day, the Brown Bag of Plenty will also dispense orange slices (2 per PC) after combat, with the same 1d6 effect as its lunches.
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Here are a bunch of B. Dylan Hollis's recipes typed up in google docs for those who want to make these recipes.
I've only got a few so far, but I'll continue to type up the ones he likes and add them here. Shoot me an ask if you have any requests for recipes to type up, but please check the original version of the post first. When I add new recipes, I edit the original post and then srb it for others to see.
DISCLAIMER: A lot of his videos he goes pretty fast or does not include exact measurements, so they may not be 100% accurate, but I'm typing them up to the best of my abilities.
Boiled Cookies
Almond Milk
Pinto Bean Cake
Pumpkin Quickies
Ice Cream Bread
Magic Cookie Bars
Velveeta Fudge
Scotcheroos
Chow Mein Cookies
Ice Cream Cone Cupcakes
Deep Fried Oreos
Corn Starch Cookies
Copycat Almond Joys
Magic Peanut Butter Cookies
Cowboy Cookies
Leftover Bread Pancakes
Avocado Ice Cream
Avocado Bread
Magic Cinnamon Sticks
Peanut Butter Bread
Peppermint Patties
Christmas Crack
Eggnog
Apple Cider Cookies
Baked Apples
Deep Fried Cookie Dough
Potato Chip Cookies
Chocolate Zucchini Bread
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