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burritowitch · 1 year
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Okay so can we talk about how hilarious it is when Lex Luthor is a good dad to Kon? Like man made a clone son of his ex and said ex turns out to be a shitty dad to the clone son while lex luthor, known supervillain, is just a good dad.
Like: kon is feeling unwanted at clarks place so he just. Heads over to lex's and gets fathered while hes there. Kon gets bounced around like a child of divorce for a while before he ends up spending his time between the kent farm (ma and pa are literally the most important ever) and lex's rich guy penthouse.
Whenever lex and clark get into arguments about kon, lex is the one to actually think about whats best for kon long term. Lex doing lame dad shit with kon, trying to take him fishing and birdwatching and shit.
Just. The comedic potential.
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sevensugars · 2 months
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taking this moment in time to be awkward but please like/reblog if you post the following
♡ deancas
♡ wolfstar
♡ hannigram
♡ stucky
♡ the locked tomb | griddlehark
♡ tv & film
♡ art
♡ lit
and since i'm horrendously out of touch after years of fandom hiatus, i would actually appreciate fandom event recs like big bangs or reverse bangs, prayer hands emoji etc
i'm really just looking for friends and fandom and fanfic writing again. the world is too lonely and scary without it.
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skincareroutine · 4 months
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polyamory is so scary like getting played by one person is one thing but getting played by 2 like theres no escape except jumping off a building
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nenehyuuchiha · 1 year
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A vilan, but a sweet one.
"Could you be a sweet and die? I have other places to go darling"
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pterygoidwalk · 4 months
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sometimes i wonder what my cat named me
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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
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officialspec · 6 months
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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
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stuckinapril · 6 months
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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tothechaos · 3 months
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this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me
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mandycantdecide · 28 days
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liquidstar · 1 month
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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katabasiss · 5 months
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do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home
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septemberkisses · 4 months
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the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.
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faeriekit · 6 months
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
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theboxfort · 3 months
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Peace and love
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hojlundaise · 5 months
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the transition im crying
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