sad that there's no omegaverse for straight pairings im sure we can still try surrogate mpreg
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its may 😱 when does it end
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got these custom ordered sick gold earrings made for me. i see why materialism is seen as evil... cus it works it does make me feel good. like the devils food cake
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ive always hated that actress that was with rami malek in the freddie mercury movie. just no explanation i dont think she can act either
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thinking i would survive an apocalypse even tho i cant go a night without regular flossing and waterflossing before i brush my teeth
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Dev Patel on Monkey Man
“The action genre has been abused by the system. You know, a quick buck. Mindless shit. I wanted to give it soul. Real trauma. Real pain. You guys deserve that. I wanted to infuse it with a little bit of culture.”
“I really wanted to touch on the caste system in India. You have the poor at the bottom, slaving away in the kitchens. Then you go up to the land of the kings. Above them is God — a manmade God that’s polluting and corrupting religion.”
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read this amazing book about the ocean... im ready to experience capsize
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seeing all ur reactions to challengers like this is for sure what happened when Wild Things 1998 came out
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i want to arrange underground fighting rings but the gag is that i actually deeply hate all the contenders so i keep sneaking weapons to both of them to see if i can get them to kill each other
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worst thing about the beach is men staring and then its the fact that when i go to dig a hole and fill it with water and go into the sea and bring back a small fish to put in that hole and a crab so i can watch them fight some fucking seagull thinks its a buffet
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my brothe r sent me this
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