i was imagining a scenario and then as a joke decided to look up if it was true or not
and yall
michael yew is not tall enough to ride in the front seat
istg i was thinking about travis making a joke about this and then
i cant
michael would do it anyway though
i love him so much
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN GARTH IS IN THE SEXYPEDIA WIKI !?!??!?!?!?
I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO SEE THIS TODAY
WHY IS HIM THERE BUT NOT OLAN IVE SEEN SO MUCH THIRSTY ART OF OLAN TOO GHGHHJDHJDFHJDFHJG
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s16 we should get a macden sex scene where we get that sort of In-A-Box panning camera where we shift into a top down view of dens bed and it pans to den and he’s sweaty and his eyes are closed and he’s smiling and it keeps panning and we get to mac and he’s just like looking off to the side sort of giving like the Scratching My Head look because it was so ass. basically it was everything den has ever wanted but mac is so upset and scared because the pussy was trash and he doesn’t know if he can live with that in a relationship [it’s all in his head he was just so nervous he couldnt focus on the task that well and he’s self sabotaging almost. after they do it again he’s like wooooah.. woah] [this will not happen]
OHHH NO THAT'S SO GOOD I LOV THE WHOLE MAC SELF-SABOTAGING THING THAT'S LIKE... SO REAL??? 100% putting WAY too much pressure on himself (thnx to dennis tbh) meanwhile den is just like. content as could be, not a single goddamn complaint. tbh i think that's a lot more the core Macden dynamic... i like the running implication throughout the show that balance is restored to their relationship anytime they bang lolll (think s6/s15)
i rlly can see mac spending the whole time agonizing n weighing the Pros and the Cons n just catastrophizing to No End but then they bang a second-time n then shit's fine LOL very typical mac </3
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this is so specific to me only but. i was an og fan of The School for Good and Evil series. i *devoured* those books as a tween. im now watching the 2022 adaptation and... it being a movie MURDERS the pacing that made the books good.
also agatha being objectively ugly was SO important to the story. her actress is literally gorgeous, so all the comments about her being gross and ‘witchlike’ for... not wearing a dress when she first showed up and being kind of snarky fall flat. agatha was UGLY but she was GOOD!! she was loved and kind and brave and still ugly!!! even the ball scene where she has her ~glow-up~, the features that made her ‘ugly’ dont disappear- she literally just learns to smile and project happiness and her inner kindness and that’s what makes her pretty.
i also hate the direction they took for sophie. i guess it was to make her more sympathetic, but her viewing agatha as a charity case that she grew to love was such a great demonstration of her selfishness, but also her capacity to still love despite being vain and shallow and ambitious. in the movie, we’re told she earnestly loves aggie right from the start.
there’s also a bunch of small beats and the way things unfold that i know were done to cut time to fit in a movie-length runtime, and exposition dumps instead of it more naturally unfolding with the story... but the story suffers for it. it’s such an easy fix too!! just make it a TV show! it has the perfect pacing with the mystery elements and a clear overarching goal!! why did they make it a movie????
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OMFG so yk or not tht i hvent really been using my mood/symptom tracker which is also where i track my cycles so ik when pmdd is averaged to start etc. well friday remember how i was suddenly irritable i was also so fucking horny n then this morning the brain screams n restlessness n i also realized oh ouch my boobs hurt n these coincidences are playing in my head but i'm like it can't be pmdd yet bc like idk i thought it was starting like the 14th n i kept thinking oh my period only ended last sun so i'm fine i hv another week forgetting tht if it ends at 7 days n 7 days hv past it's day 14 so it's pmdd again n like so i finally opened my tracker and it IS pmdd again and i just lmao ok like there is no doubt tht i hv pmdd i mean i think i stopped doubting a while ago but it's pretty certain now it's not just a all in my head thing bc i was literally not even aware it was starting i was preparing for later this month but all the symptoms are there n sigh yh i feel depressed already as it is but also it's just the constant repetitive realization that yh i do hv pmdd n there's nothing i can do abt tht n i'm not even as 'lucky' as other who only hv hell for like 7 days literally like clockwork once i ovulate which with my luck doesn't even always exactly occur on day 14 but b4 my mood changes n sigh i can't do this. every. single. month. for the rest of my life bye
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